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313 - Earth vs. the Spider
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"I wouldn't handle it if I were you. It might have rabies." - Or girl germs!
Or else he's on the side of the road, his head caved in like a ripe melon, face down in a pool of his--Hey! What'd I say?!
Oops, ah, slipped on a little of your dad there--I'll have to throw my shoe in the grave. Haha!
"The trouble with most of the speakers that we've heard can be traced to one thing..."
Tight underthings.
I was under da bleachers at da ballgame and, uh, that's when da cop chased me and asked me what I was doin', uh, pretty much...
"You can't go back there now, the place is full of gas."
That was me, I'm sorry.
Crow - "Sorry I can't give you a ride, but I gotta...thing to...with my doing...and hoh (am)."
(I can't quite make out the last two words/syllables. Sounds like oh am or ho am. Maybe (home?) If anyone knows what its sapossed to be, please post.)
"Look there's a HAMMER and a SICKLE in that eye, BEWARE." (13:56)
"Assistant Technical Effects"?! Uh, honey hand me that uh Tonka truck, wouldja?
"There's an opening down here!"
-Oh, cool, well fill out an application.
Dial 1-800-BoringBoyfriend. He'd love to talk to you about his uncle from Millwaukee right now!
Better get Bert I. Gordon on the phone & get those crappy special effects ready.
Let me tell ya a little about myself,I drive a truck,I'm butt ugly,and i hate spiders.
Let's see... Jeff Daniels...Jeff Daniels....not here. We're good!
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the first part about good speech made me totally hysterical. Had to watch it twice.
Spy vs Spy... Cuz they look like Trumpy in black and white... Heh...
"Yes, Gentle Giant, King Crimson and Emerson Lake and Palmer" - some of my favorite bands! This episode just got much more respect from me
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Nice 48 star US flag.(11:46)
so we are looking for a drunk spider
Carol's dad, who has no lines and gets killed in the first moments...
THAT'S MERRITT STONE!!
I like a good Batman joke!
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I wonder if that 40-yr. old kid got his car back lol...P/S. and why did the spiders victims always have white hair? It suck there life juices outta them not aged them to death lol
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An ostritsh in the jungle? Poor thing must have been lost.
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Joel's cheese phone was invented in the same month and year as I was born! Coincidence? Read the book.
Also, I like the nod to the Forrester/Earhardt days.
DDT may not kill giant spiders, but at least they don't have to worry about any bald-eagles for a few generations.
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"Don't you wish you had some women?" They have a Cybernetic Remotely Operated Woman.
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Sure was thoughtful of the spider to string up all those lights in the cave.
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I JUST got "Carol'sDad's Caverns"... I've been to Carlsbad years and years ago, and I JUST got that now...
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Good thing the janitor doesn't work at a hotel. Absolutely no chin at all. It would take him 30 minutes to change a pillowcase.
This is my favorite short- ever. "Don't worry, we've had him put down."
Great acting by Hank Patterson AKA Fred Ziffel from "Green Acres."
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I grew up in the 90s and played with Creepy Crawlers when they were revived. Now I feel like I owe Joel and the bots ...Of course, mine was much safer ...But I do remember a home smelter that made tiny figurines. That sounded like a fun accident waiting to happen.
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"Earth vs. Soup" sounds way better than some of the turkeys they were subjected to.
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Hey, is the guy in the Short the same guy on the Speech and Posture short in Red Zone Cuba?
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I'm using lots of lip and tongue action right now!
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Did teenage actors just not exsist in the '50s?
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So, it's either "Earth VS the Spider" or "Arachnophobia". Eitherway, some milquetoaste actor gets the boid... er, spider.
The short's the best part of this, but watch the movie-- you'll laugh (at the humans) you'll cry (for the spider.)