313 - Earth vs. the Spider
|Short - Speech: Using Your Voice:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I wouldn't handle it if I were you. It might have rabies." - Or girl germs!
That dad of mine, he's so thoughtful. And a nightgown too!
Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?
Or else he's on the side of the road, his head caved in like a ripe melon, face down in a pool of his--Hey! What'd I say?!
It's a giant dreadlock! Bob Marley must be here!
Dear Carol: I'm dead. Enjoy!
On the floor, four eyes!
Oops, ah, slipped on a little of your dad there--I'll have to throw my shoe in the grave. Haha!
"The trouble with most of the speakers that we've heard can be traced to one thing..."
I was under da bleachers at da ballgame and, uh, that's when da cop chased me and asked me what I was doin', uh, pretty much...
"You can't go back there now, the place is full of gas."
That was me, I'm sorry.
"I got 8 LEGS I wanna DANCE."
"Look SPIDER, all of us got together and voted you out."
"Hey you guys got a sandwich or something? I'm FAMISHED."
Great effects - he's climbing on a postcard!
I know that theromin's around here somewhere...
It's the Dead Dad cave!
Tom Servo - "Don't trip."
Crow/Joel - "Noonan...Noonan..."
Crow - "I really got stoned last night."
Crow - "Who IS that guy? He stinks like mummy meat?"
Crow - "Sorry I can't give you a ride, but I gotta...thing to...with my doing...and hoh (am)."
(I can't quite make out the last two words/syllables. Sounds like oh am or ho am. Maybe (home?) If anyone knows what its sapossed to be, please post.)
Play with everything you got.
Tom Servo - "Especially the instruments."
Tom Servo - "Hey, where you going with that gun in your hand?"
"This film's a CAPITOL idea."
"Look there's a HAMMER and a SICKLE in that eye, BEWARE." (13:56)
We call the positive pole what?...Lech Walesa.
Uh, Joel... Joel, I've got news for you. KISS were never cool.
did you know... i have little bunnies painted on my knees, i do.
Don't worry, we've had him put down.
The spider is either missing or he's dead.
"This girl is marked by carelessness."
And the devil.
I'm submissive in a 50s kind of way.
"Wanna go for it in the truck, Simpson?" Kinky!
Oh look! The spider stripped the truck for parts!
Oh teacher, no! I'm sorry I talked in class!
Hey, the spider keeps eating the credits!
"Assistant Technical Effects"?! Uh, honey hand me that uh Tonka truck, wouldja?
I'll pants 'em, but I won't brief 'em.
Put some lotion on him or somethin', he looks like hell.
I love it when my food is delivered!
"There's an opening down here!"
-Oh, cool, well fill out an application.
Look for a dry guy in a silk bag, pass it along.
"We saw the sheriff." But did you see the deputy?
It's Carol's Dad Caverns!
"We call the positive pole what?" Lech Wałęsa??
I don't want you to get bad grades just because your dad's worm food.
They all look like they're in "Spy vs Spy" now!
"Batman loves Robin" "Penguin bites" I can't read the rest...
Dial 1-800-BoringBoyfriend. He'd love to talk to you about his uncle from Millwaukee right now!
Get a giant paper towel and squish it!
Their in Michael Jacksons basement.
Ugh ugh! Gorog write screenplay! Uuugh!
What a pathetic loser!
Everybody's afraid of these crane shots!
Better get Bert I. Gordon on the phone & get those crappy special effects ready.
Shame on you Burt I Gordon!
Speech! Speech! Speech!
Danger! Weak plot ahead!
Let me tell ya a little about myself,I drive a truck,I'm butt ugly,and i hate spiders.
I'm putn my money on the spider.
Well here's young George Patton,a patriot and into high grade weed!
PDQ ASAP you SOB!
Help me find my chin!
He died as he lived- with jelly all over his face.
He drops his pants and robs convenience stores...
This man's wearing a push-up bra, now he's pleasing!
"Just put down Jack's the name . . ." - dry's the game
Dr. Airheart noo!!! so THATS what happened to him!!!!
"did you know.." That I have little bunnies painted on my knees
Are you talking to me? Sorry I wasn't listening.
Let's see... Jeff Daniels...Jeff Daniels....not here. We're good!
I'm guessing the film is not about him...
My life is a hollow lie...
And get yourself a good wire rack!
Think about it, won't you? Thank you!
"And third, you must be pleasing." Do I please you?