314 - Mighty Jack
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Slow dance and don't try to lead. I've got a gun.
I for one actually feel like I've just got done listening to two hours of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music.
You try it, I'm bitter!
They hate these cans!!
Hey, it's Ice Station Zebra! And look, Howard Hughes is in his drawstring shorts and he's got a Mason jar filled...
Oh you guys don't have a Paul Klee painting!
Yeah, yeah, we all live in a yellow submarine, we know.
Ah, Tet. My favorite holiday, you know.
They Sound Like Horses, Don't They?
Wow! It's the island of Miles Davis!
Japanese Calvin and Hobbes!
"Look at my warts! I had to be evil!"
"We've been smoking Lebanese Blonde and we're flying right now!"
"You! Put on your diving suit and meet me in my cabin!"
"We've replaced the Pacific Ocean with Folger's Crystals™. Let's watch!"
"It's Teo Macero!"
"'Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came down from the stairwell...' This book is awful."
"Oh, and Sabrina, you pose as a scientist. And wear that string bikini we got you."
"The story of a brave pancake! Starring Aunt Jemima and Flap The Wonder Dog!"
"YOU DIE, BAZOOKA JOE!"
"See you on the other side, Flopsy."
"No way. I have eight more lives, Dickweed!"
Oh man, look at the appendix scar! Who's the body double? Jack Klugman?
They're using every toy in the box!
Meanwhile, back on the 'Greasy Bastard' ...
The "A's" are much too high sir!
Kato! Look out!
How are we on the 'About this Big' meter?
Meow? Shut up.
Meanwhile at the movie's biggest phallic symbol...
"This is a really wonderful painting; she has such mysterious eye." Actually it's my father.
He's either Kieth Richards or he's dead.
I am a lineman for the starfleet...!
Ice Ice Baby?
Rolling papers... I'll roll us a doob, you put on some Allman Bros.
She is a lean mean lime green fighting machine!
Nothing compares to Q.
She won't get very far on those cheap pumps.
"They might be monitoring it." They might be giants.
We'll make you a movie that's long and immense, way, hay, slow the plot down, just give us a script that makes no friggen sense, we'll try so hard to slow the plot down.
"Up there, the roof!" Up yours, you goof!
heh heh ...it's a one-hitter, woo hoo!
You know, this really isn't a very good movie.
He died as he lived: loving his work.
We'd like to welcome you to "Collateral Damage Playhouse"
Wow! Is he smart!
Hey, it's JFK!
Oh, my aching imperialist dogs!
How are we on the 'about this big' meter?
Oh, and that attachment for the hard-to-reach assassinations...
If I'm not mistaken, I should have a rabbit over there at least!
That either smells like bad meat OR good cheese
Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
Way, hey, slooow the plot down~
Oh man! You need Dr. Scholl's, it either smells like bad meat or good cheese!
Oh great, the instructions are in Japanese...
"But there's one thing that bothers me, sir." My Sgt. Pepper outfit.
Why is my internal voice different than my external voice? Inside I'm tan and handsome. Outside I'm the Grinch who stole Christmas.
You can always tell it's a Japanese net; it's filled with dolphins!
Button? Button? I've got the button!