315 - Teenage Caveman
|Short - Aquatic Wizards, Catching Trouble:|
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I guess the fourth gift is Vitalis
Pssst, Willie, ya holdin' ?
Warriors, come out and playayay...
"It's the third gift to man..." Vandalism!
A caveman without a cause...
Here we watch Ross put a jimmy stick under its nails.
"The only requirement is the ability to swim." In four-inch heels!
Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake! Goooo, snake!
"Notice that the arms do not rotate as in snow ski jumping." They just snap clean away.
Yeah, trogs like us, baby, we were born to run!
Next he's going on a 'panda' raid.
Jimmy gets ahead by stepping on his friends!
Yeah, yeah... Are we not men...?
Announcer: "...he's chicken never jumped at all."
Crow: "What's this, he's forced his way into the announcer's booth...what's that in his hand? Oh nooooo!"
These diapers are my punishment.
Wait a minute Greg! Hold it - they want us to do this!
"Throw your spears at the giant stock footage!"
This script is like a telephone directory.
Oh, they're making reindeer upside down cake.
...alright and, Linus has a bent skull. He's a bit harder to draw.
Okay, now Charlie Brown's easy to draw cause his head is basically a circle like this, see?
EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN FRANK AND DR.FORRESTER.....
FRANK: "I'm going to kill you."
DR.FORRESTER : "Well you're going to have to kill me first."
"All the teens are meeting at the drive-in cave painting..."
"Why it's funny man RAY STEVENS as GUITARZAN..."
"Quick somebody invent the machine that goes PING..."
"...promises a lot but gives only a place to die!" Oh, like Hollywood.
Why couldn't he have just thrown the bag of snakes over?
"It seems to me I'd call it a day ... or call a taxi "
...or call PeTA!
"That's a bad limb, hop to the next one, pussy"
He's talkin about the cat.
"This is the god they fear..." Mr Snuffleupagus?
Great, it's an anteater piñata...
"What does he do?" He's a consultant.
"They hold and move like a man's..." but made for a woman's.
"There's only one way to stop- you just let go..." of your sensibility and dress like a girl. You know you want to!
And the incentive to stay up... Crocodiles !
This time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur.
Uh, really good read, Ross.
If a tree falls in the forest, would Roger Corman go over budget?
Don't talk so loud. Everyone will want death now!
Brought you some dinner! Hope you like sticks.
He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.
Are they hunting babies?
All the teens are meeting at the drive-in cave painting!
Kill Col. Kurtz
I'm in the bag, Ross!
Oh! It's Leona Helmsley... 'Taxes are for the little people...'
Man would I love to see that cub's mom come through the woods right now.
Now this time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur...
Ey, what? You're Terry-Thomas all of the sudden?
Ross is no actor, as you can see.
"Don't you know you're wanted in Chicago?" For voting twice!
Hey! I just invented malpractice!
He's been to paradise, but he's never been to me!
She doesn't have a word for day, but she has buttons.
Cross your legs Robert, you can see the squirrel.
So what're you waiting for, a receipt? Beat it!
Throw your spears at the monster stock footage!
This is why the dinosaurs died out: you bored 'em to death!
Announcer: "...but my boyfriend knows when to sidestep."
Joel: "Hey, he says he likes you as a friend but he's not your boyfriend, OK!?"
Ross tries to towel away the evil but nothing doing.
I was wondering if maybe I could follow you into the woods and maybe we could see some animaaals
"The Word says nothing can live there, or beyond." Oh, you mean Detroit?
"It promises a lot but gives only a place to die" oh- like Hollywood
Chasing rabbits on a mini-bike until their hearts explode?
Da, da da da da-da; duh, duh, duh!