316 - Gamera vs. Zigra
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"Please answer!" "I'm trying!" "Please answer!" "I'M TRYING!" "Please answer!" "I'M... SHUT UP!"
ZIGRA: "Zigra is your master now!"
JOEL: "Hey,your a fish!"
"Papa, what's 'magnitude' mean?"
"I think it means green."
You know...that terrapin is stationary.
You look at it. I'm bitter.
It would be like surrendering to Kukla...
The British team has the ball...
♫ Zigra fought the battle of Ga-mer-aaa, Ga-mer-aaa, Ga-mer-aaa! Zigra fought the battle of Ga-mer-aaa...♫
Sister, that dress is headed for trouble, and it's takin' you with it!
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!
Save that for the Adult Children meeting, okay?
Killer whale spit take.
'8,000'..."bottles of Saki on the wall"...'9,000'..."bottles of Saki on the wall"...'10,000'..."bottles of Saki on the wall"
They all Die in a Yellow Bathyshpere!
Would he be a Pointy Headed Liberal?
[ "Turn on the Sonar!" ] [' The sonar the better!' ]
Look at that! They've got a Bass Finder on the dash.
Hey! Twyla Tharpe!
Stay away from those powerful hind-legs..Boys!
Uhhh...Porn on the Radio, I don't think it's going to work?
Ohh! Everything's Supersonic with you!
Dr. Dull is back!
Look Gamera is going to jet-ski!
He'd make a great can-opener, look at that beak!
He's going to turn into butter pretty soon!
Hell is for Children!
"Looks like something a Shriner would wear when he's drunk!?!"...."You mean all the time!?!"
Thank goodness for New Secret!
I think the brain of a clown runs this ship!
Elaaaine! Elaaaaine! Elaai......
Hey! If she goes up there we can see up her skirt again!
Heeeyy look! Buddy Hackett's tokin' up!
I see London!....I see...Woh! i do too....I see Heaven!
Wow, Tokyo Disneyland sucks.
He’s doing a strip!
“-Did they die from suffocation?
-They’re dead but not from suffocation.” Oh that’s a relie, huh?
They can evacuate themselves now; they’re old enough.
I wish I could really act.
You know it’s weird but even the monster’s badly dubbed.
Hi TV’s Frank.
♫ Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is full of meat, Gamera is really neat! We believe in Gameraaa! ♫
She's hot, dad!
"and thats the reward? getting stuffed?!"
"What are you doing here?"
Slouching toward Bethlehem!
That is the grandest hat of all, hands down.
And speaking of corn....
Oh! And your married to me...uh yeah, that's the other thing
Gamera, known as 'Bags' to his friends...
Oh, wait. I found some more oxygen in a drawer. We're okay!
"Why did you cause that earthquake? It's sheer madness!"
Because I didn't make the cheerleading squad!
I curse the day Sandy Frank was born.
♫ Let’s just get it over with, let’s just get it over with, let’s just get it over w-i-i-i-th. ♫
"We know you treated them exactly like your children, so we understand how you feel."
(Two large domes are shown.)
Meanwhile, at Dollywood ...
Joel: It looks like something a Shriner would wear when he's drunk.
Tom: You mean all the time?
"Zigrans have attained the highest culture ever known."
Tom: *Fart Sound*
Joel: I didn't know you had any fleshy parts to do that.
Tom: Well I really don't...
We, on Zigra planet, used to live in the sea-
...but then "We" got a job-
I think the kid just ordered a key lime pie.
Sorry about the whiplash kids.
"Zigra's blinded by the light!"
♪ ...cut lose like a deuce another runner in the night. ♪
(should be Revved up like a deuce, but whose counting.)
Oh Kenny, my life flashed before my eyes! Diapers, toilet training, preschool, .........................that's it.
Here come the flying Crest tubes!
I hate you, I hate you, you stupid ol' candy dish!
I'm... shut up!
I want a cracker! A big one!
"...Then she goes up on my office wall."
OK, it works - so they don't like Yoko Ono, so what's the point?
There's a hospital at SeaWorld?
Uh oh, he gives the 'black power' salute and is stripped of his medal.
"...bent on plundering and destroying everything in his path." Ah, like Al Sharpton...
Ah, Fumi [Takahashi], he's the John Sayles of Japan. He directed The Return of The Secaucus Seven Samurai!
Fish Argument Theater will be back. But first this scene from "Plot Convenience Playhouse"!
Will Wayne Newton keep the fish? Stay tuned!
"Both of your mammas are very pretty." And what's that supposed to mean?
Let's go get some tuna-safe dolphin.
Oh, check this out... she can rule the world, but she can't run in heels!
"I'm hungry for a Little Japanese."
"It's a case of MOMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME BLUES."
"Ah lets see, two blocks past Davey Jones' Locker take a right..."
"Oh, it looks like an electric bowl of Kix cereal, it's tediously delicious."
Sorry, all we have is a master shot for this scene...
Yeah, who filmed this, Jim Jarmusch?!
If you want me be like the dolphins, I'll have to learn to swim first.
And learn to blow air out of the back of your neck, too!
Can you lend me a fin? How about a couple of clams? Ha, ha, I just said that for the halibut!
Hey look! Buddy Hackett's toking up!
"Everyone is to evacuate immediately" - I JUST DID!
Wow, she's PMSing big time.
Hey look it's "Fray-dough" Corleone.
Sushi lovers go straight to the source.
I want a Coke! "Mnnhh... can I have a Coke??"
They're garnishing him with olives?!
"Celestial body number 105." I KNOOOOWW...
"Incredible, isn't it?" No more than those stretchpants.
Models by Eric and Louis Grunden, 4th and 5th grade, Mrs Johnson's class.
Fish Argument Theatre will be back. But first, a scene from Plot Convenience Playhouse.