The uneven patches of stars on the toy-infested moon look like dull flakes of dandruff.

I'm surprised that neither Mike nor the bots commented on the fact that there, supposedly, a pair of magnitude 16 earthquakes, and these two guys were casually chatting about it. I'm no seismologist or geologist, but one that strong would be 100,000 times more powerful than the most powerful earthquake ever recorded-you'd have enough force to alter the Earth's rotation. That is news which should have people who live in an island nation, like Japan, soiling their pants instead of drinking lemonade.

Totally hot body. Completely evil. Unable to speak English properly. Well what do you know? The Zigra chick is my ex-wife!

Tom's reaction to the cheesy models is always the same wonderful, "You have GOT to be kidding me!"

Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.

I know that this movie has virtually no technical or logical flaws....but of all the dumb mistakes...first Zigra says "Save mankind so that they can become our slaves.", but then that sultry Zigra moon-base lady says that Zigra intends humans to be their caged rations as food....WHICH ONE?! Geez....Sorry. I'm done.

"Oh, it looks like an electric bowl of Kix cereal, tediously delicious."

Previous 3 links were dead, added a new one!

The lesson they told the kids was that if we pollute the water, giant amphibians will come from outer space and enslave mankind? So it's "An Inconvenient Truth" only more scientifically accurate!

Frank's unenthusiastic Curly rocks my socks every time. "Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk, wup wup." "Soitenly wup wup." -_-

I love the How Gamera works bit so much, probably my favorite break segment. Always love when the bots make little mubling sounds during it like Tom does for most of this. Always funny.

More excruciating than Deep Hurting, more grindingly tedious than Rock Climbing... it's FISH BUYING!!

Shish-Crow-Bob. That is all.

*51:22* Crow T. Robot as Sammy Davis Jr.

0:52:43 - LeChuck's theme?