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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra



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Gregg Hammerquist - 21 days ago

I don't get it, the mom says to wipe off the "whipped cream" off his face when it's clearly toothpaste.


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Snow - about 1 month ago

My favorite part of this horrible movie is the last host spot. The Gamera songs are hilarious, and seeing Dr F's hair finally out of the ponytail just made me swoon. Sorry but I am just crazy about long hair on guys. Even if it was 20+ years ago :). And with a super cheesy Gamera movie? Made my night.


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Gal Dagon - 2 months ago

Is this the birth of the "Just like the Goonies" riff?


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Crepuscular - 5 months ago

Haha, they're using supersonic echolocation? So the sound waves they emit are faster than sound?


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Phannon Salmer - 5 months ago

The kids in these movies are always terrible, but Kenny and Helen have to be the worst of the worst! Their voices and horrible dialogue make me want to punch things.


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Christine Osborne - 5 months ago

god no, not another gamera film, blaaaah DX


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Debbie Singleton - 6 months ago

Is this the first time Frank is called "TV's Frank?"


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happyking - 7 months ago

I want a Tom Servo pony keg so bad!


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Desiree Ashcraft - 7 months ago

Sonar to check Gamera's brainwaves?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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Jenica Burgos - 7 months ago

I love the bots' utter dismay when Gamera starts playing Zigra like a vibraphone. Also, the very idea of Gamera doing a strip tease to those brassy horns made me do a noser.


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Matt Towler - 8 months ago

"WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!" Love it when Crow yells. :-)


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cire992 - 8 months ago

I get that movie science can be stretched, but when you get basic facts wrong it can be really distracting. A planet in another galaxy can't be 400 lightyears from Earth any more than a town in Canada can be 400 miles from Miami. A magnitude 16 earthquake would kill way, way more than 10,000 people, no matter where it occured. How many? I don't know, it's never happened before. And to correct the first line of the movie: Since the dawn of time, man has mostly wondered what the moon is and if he should be sacrificing goats to appease it.


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Joel's diorama of them watching the movie...adorable.


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Is I just me or does big sister seem a little more Japanese than little sister?


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Yes those two adults sitting on the plywood back of what was supposed to be a giant turtle and pretending to be Japanese children have produced offspring.


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Well it just wouldn’t be a Japanese skirt if there weren’t a very real possibility of panty exposure.


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45:20 Your cloths, give them to me, NOW!


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400 light years away but in another galaxy huh? ♫Bull S%&t!♫


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“Well I suppose you’d like a boy this time.” Because we all know that girls are useless both to the family unit and society in general.


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Canada Goose - 10 months ago

any way to download this for offline viewing? My internet tends to freeze


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

I love how when the first dad is snapped into that coma thing, his kid has no reaction.


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Gregory Robert Dunn - 12 months ago

Gotta love the evil Zigra chick in her underwear. As a kid I would of loved these movies had I seen them... Then grown up to wonder what I was thinking!


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Michael S - about 1 year ago

Have you ever noticed all the Gamera films were RIFFed in alphabetical order?


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Sir Seth Unriffed - about 1 year ago

Got a Coke and am settling in for unriffed Gamera versus Zirga. Who's coming with me?


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Sir Seth Unriffed - about 1 year ago

Added links to unriffed version, split into 2 parts


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Austin Strong - about 1 year ago

"Doo-dee-doo, just driving along. Oh, hello there mostly-naked lady! What's that? You desperately need to find some little children? Right away? Well, hop in! Say, these children wouldn't happen to be the only children whose names I actually know, would they? No kidding!"


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

Why are Japanese girls and dolphins always so cute?


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

So, did Sea World and Coca cola sponsor this film? I do wonder if 'Coke' was the original word and if so, was it a generic word for soda? Otherwise why on earth would Helen be holding a bottle of Orange Crush at the end?


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

"Since the dawn of time, man's most cherished dream was to fly to the moon."
What?! Even disregarding the meaningless phrase "since the dawn of time", that is a fallacious statement. The idea of flying to the moon first shows up in the Renaissance in the first science fiction story we know of. It was called Somnium, written by Johannes Kepler and after he published it, his mother was accused of witchcraft. Even though that exists, it's not like everyone wanted to go there. It was considered as fanciful as flying into a black hole.

Excuse me while I take breath, repeat to myself it's just a show and try to relax.


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jayjay cajun - over 1 year ago

"How will you treat him, Doctor?"
"Incompetently!"


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

The uneven patches of stars on the toy-infested moon look like dull flakes of dandruff.


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Bronn K - over 1 year ago

I'm surprised that neither Mike nor the bots commented on the fact that there, supposedly, a pair of magnitude 16 earthquakes, and these two guys were casually chatting about it. I'm no seismologist or geologist, but one that strong would be 100,000 times more powerful than the most powerful earthquake ever recorded-you'd have enough force to alter the Earth's rotation. That is news which should have people who live in an island nation, like Japan, soiling their pants instead of drinking lemonade.


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

Totally hot body. Completely evil. Unable to speak English properly. Well what do you know? The Zigra chick is my ex-wife!


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Kim Spence Dean - over 1 year ago

Tom's reaction to the cheesy models is always the same wonderful, "You have GOT to be kidding me!"


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Brian Kijowski - over 1 year ago

Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


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Nicholas Brownlee - over 1 year ago

I know that this movie has virtually no technical or logical flaws....but of all the dumb mistakes...first Zigra says "Save mankind so that they can become our slaves.", but then that sultry Zigra moon-base lady says that Zigra intends humans to be their caged rations as food....WHICH ONE?! Geez....Sorry. I'm done.


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

"Oh, it looks like an electric bowl of Kix cereal, tediously delicious."


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The Lightning Bug - almost 2 years ago

Previous 3 links were dead, added a new one!


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

The lesson they told the kids was that if we pollute the water, giant amphibians will come from outer space and enslave mankind? So it's "An Inconvenient Truth" only more scientifically accurate!


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Brad Gravett - about 2 years ago

Frank's unenthusiastic Curly rocks my socks every time. "Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk, wup wup." "Soitenly wup wup." -_-


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Mark Eddleman - about 2 years ago

I love the How Gamera works bit so much, probably my favorite break segment. Always love when the bots make little mubling sounds during it like Tom does for most of this. Always funny.


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trumpy - about 2 years ago

More excruciating than Deep Hurting, more grindingly tedious than Rock Climbing... it's FISH BUYING!!


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Josh Maule - over 2 years ago

Shish-Crow-Bob. That is all.


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RevJJVQ - over 2 years ago

*51:22* Crow T. Robot as Sammy Davis Jr.


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Stephen - almost 3 years ago

0:52:43 - LeChuck's theme?