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317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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Tell you what! Let's go get a Rug Doctor and a couple bottles of wine, what do you say?
"Such courage speaks of great love, indeed. I wonder how great it really is."
Oh, how would you know? You're dressed like Snoopy!
"Alice was really going to town on her physics assignment."
Go, Alice, go!
"What are you gonna take Helen?"
"I'm gonna take Bob for everything he's got!"
"You know, this home economics film took a weird turn somewhere along the line!"
"Hey, look! It's Prince! That's His Royal Badness when he was still a chubby little White kid! See him up there?... In purple...?"
"That's a reach."
I don't know where we are, but I get a feeling we're close to the Kennedy compound!
I don't know where we are, but I have a feeling we're near the Kennedy compound!
Dr.Forrester: "Let's face it sticky fingers, waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup."
"Well son you've got a hot chic waiting for you in the afterlife."
It's Carol Channing. Oh that's a lovely pantsuit that you're wearing.
Hey this is getting weird you guys there's a silhouette of theater seats in front of that movie.
"Today I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well." And why I'm being fired.
End, end, end the film,
Get it off the screen.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
We're about to scream.
Kay came up with that all-important question: How do pop tarts work?
"But he won't have you...he loves Deseer"...."Yeah but personally I love to pan fry!" buh-dum-tsee
"I'm curious to test the strength of this noble love."
I'm curious as to why you dress like Scooby-Doo!
"You seem to have a taste for fighting. I'll show you some Vikings that have lost that desire."
Like Tarkenton, he's kinda old. And Rashad - he's got a broadcasting career now...
Sorry about the costume-- Corman's poodle died and he doesn't like to waste anything.
Look, look, look at my crotch! Look, look, look at my crotch!
Yeah!!!!
Roger Corman got his shot, catered the crew and got a costume for Teenage Caveman all in one go!
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You gotta love the Norse karate.
They can't get to Valhalla by being burned at the stake! They'll see each other in Hel!
I'm pretty sure the brunette has scale-mail printed on her top.
Vikings weren't known for their baby-faces or their penchant for surrender.
Penalty on the riff. Too many consecutive Green Acres references. First down for the offense.
They were dressed a little scantly for their climate.
I've gotta applaud Joel here: the prop guys gave him a right-handed baseball mitt, and he wears it left-handedly anyway.
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Some of their riffs are way beyond being a stretch. At exactly 50 minutes when Joel says the guy looks like Freddie Mercury, really? I watch at least a part of an episode a day but sometimes the emperor has no clothes. I blame Mary Jo.
"Carol, who is now Mrs. Bill Johnson..." Ah, so she finally got that gender reassignment surgery after majoring in home economics. Good for her (him?).
The "Crotch Cheer" is now my own personal anthem.
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Waffles! Not a bad movie at all for a Corman but why was Todd there alone with all the women and not with the rest of the viking men on there journey? I would be boiking all of them and not be going off looking for there men at all lol. Trivia time: Grimwald King is The Devil in "The Undead" and the guy that keeps on whipping Todd is Apollo in that Star Trek episode "Who Mourns For Adonis". He was Leonard Nimoys acting coach and he got him the Apollo gig!
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I'm waiting for the next version of Frank's machine: The Beyond Meat Re-animator.
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I love this ep to pieces. Always have. That is all.
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I agree, waffles are awesome and I think anytime IS the right time for waffles.
Stark (evil dad) is the love child of Abe Vigoda and Joe DiMaggio. "It's Tessio. He always was the smart one." "Tell Michael it was just business. I always liked him."
The complete title of this film (0:29:09) is the best Charades stumper ever!
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wow I can't believe how demeaning the short is to women.
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Mmm…that Abby Dalton (Desir) could make an old Norseman give up the pillage and keep his longboat docked close to home!
"Hellloooooo, girrrrlssss."
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'windowpane'
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I love Corman's enlightened, rational, peaceful Vikings: Vedrik SPARES the life of the Grimauld Chieftain???
Gimme a break! A REAL Viking would have had his dusky, non-blonde head atop his battle standard--and wouldn't leave until the Grimauld's homes were raided for valuables, their crops burned and the land salted, the men slaughtered like cattle, the women ravished, and the children enslaved.
That's how a ViIKING rolls!
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Look, I don't mean to imply anything--but that Grimauld Prince makes Truman Capote look like Charles Bronson...
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So why are they so close to shore they can still take Todd back, but so far from it they cannot go back for the oar?
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0:30:33 Crow is "ashamed" to know Lord of the Rings references? This changes our relationship.... ;)
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One of the best shorts ever done by MST3K. It never gets old...
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This tribe came right out of a Star Trek episode. I expected them to start feeding Voll. "Voll hungers. We must go to him." Jim, remember the prime directive!
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In rare form during the short, one of their best. Numerous references to sex, drugs, and violence. Oh yes, and Bob McNamara and Ayn Rand.
I love the fight between Frank and his knife-wielding, reanimated fryer.
Of COURSE your creation will try to destroy you; have you learned NOTHING, Frank?
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Willy the Waffle sure sounded a lot like Coily the Spring from the Squirm episode in Season 10. This proves it. MST3K writers are psychic.
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I should know better than to watch this episode when I don't have waffle mix in the house...
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This short film is four stars hilarious, one of my all time favorites!
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Mmm... waffle shakes.