318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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Y'know his country would win more wars if its national anthem was shorter...
"Me so silly!"
"I wanna be torn apart by animals!"
Bang-bang! Killing is fun!
Thanks substitute mom!
Hey, check it out! They're fighting ZZ Top!
Crotch cam; I'm HUGE!
♫ "...We're gonna' pad out the film some more/And you'll fall asleep..." ♫
"Flying over teenage skin eruptions, Sir!"
"What a way to die: Listening to the Tijuana Brass..."
"What is with you, Sir?! Did you eat those radishes again?!"
"Look at that star."
"You look at it. I'm bitter."
"You want Room Service? Dial '9.' There's a mint on the pillow."
"Oh, look. Another painting by Judy Chicago. Now, back to our movie..."
"This is a girl officer's insignia. How did you get it?"
"A lotta' hard work and a lotta' pancake makeup."
"Ken will never forget her."
"Or the Visa™ bill she ran up, huh?"
"As punishment, Ken is set adrift in outer space..."
"And forced to watch this film."
"Electric Boogaloo... The Heretic... Nerds In Paradise... On The Move... Citizens On Patrol..."
This is your mother now. Try her out.
Ohh, interpretive death. Flip shot into a somersault! Pretty routine.
Our prisoners are baked, not fried!
For the walking sequence, special director, Roger Corman.
Damn! Zither balls everywhere!
Now it looks like Lawrence of Arabia except for the pink, shiny pleather suits.
I'm not in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message with my shoulder...
Note to myself: Put landing gear on this baby.
Oh is killing fun, Ken? Does it amuse you?
Magic booze bottle! Take me away!
You know I just love the whole incoherent "Mighty Jack" quality of this film.
Your mouthwash just ain't makin' it.
Bite me? Is that official?
Enough of the good-natured ribbing!
You've got spunk. I hate spunk.
We did it! We did it! We killed twenty minutes of movie!
Joel: Wait. Whose turn is it to pass out?
Tom: I'm thinkin' the audience is about ready to pass out now.
"Captain! I've got it fixed. It's all working again!" Great. Just in time to see us die.
There's a drum major flying the ship now.
Aw, I told you to check the oil. Didn't we fill it up at Eau Claire?
Oh, Rocky cubed it.
That's full thrust? Lame. Looks like an aerosol can.
Rocky, you hate Ken. Ken, you make goofy faces. Tammy, you love Rocky... er... or Ken.
"Sooner or later one of them is going to score a hit." Off the bong, wooh!
Filmed in Convolution-Vision.
Existential void where prohibited.
George! Paul! John! Pete Best!
CROW: " It's one of those NUT CLUSTERS ! ! ! "
Uhh, curly fries are up, sir!
They're being attacked by models from Members Only!
♫ He tried to kill me with a forklift! ♫
I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.
Oh wow, they gotta watch their own reruns? Whatta nightmare...
MMMM-HMMMM that's good blow!
You can't destroy me, I quit!
Next on MacGuyver.
1:17:00 Heh, that looks familiar.
A planet that evolved from carob?
I NEED SOME TOWELS!
MCMLXXXVI! He's the Scottish guy in charge of copyright.
Wait, they're going to destroy it with refrigerator magnets?
HA ha! We're filled with mirth!!
"It won't be easy getting into this place." "How will we do it?" "Easy." What, wait a minute....?
...Hey corn, HEY CORN!!?
He's hallucinating split ends!...
"Captain Joe! We're still alive! That's the only thing that counts." No, cleanliness is the only thing that counts!
Pink Floyd on the headphones. Set the controls for the heart of the sun...
"By the time they get it on the chart it'll probably have broken up." Yeah, like most rock bands....
Like the Sarcasm Wars of 1999!
I wanna be torn apart by animals!
Ken's a loaner? How long until your Ken is fixed?
This is Sandy Frank...this is Sandy Frank on drugs...
"Bunch of idiots!" Ship of fools!
It's ALL OVER THE SEAT !!
Pants...... to tight....
puppet ships... to the rescue!!!
My Uncle's got a planet. Let's crash there!
Oh man, no more jello shots... I mean it.
diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you
Rita... meter maid
2 times the action, 2 times the confusion!
Faster, Pussy-Ken! Kill! Kill!
You know, women just shouldn't hang around this guy.
Filmed in Convolution Vision!
Did Kissinger order this??
"There's something wrong!" Yeah, it's this movie. It sucks.
It's a super Tom Servo with thrust busters and glass packs, wow!
"They say it can blow up the universe!" "Or worse!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"
All Boring on the Western Front.
"Ken's just a bit of a loner." Ken's a loaner? How long before your Ken is fixed?
...which Ken hocked for a pack of cigarettes