318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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"You must be a new recruit."
No, sir! A blue recruit!
"...but it was she who was subsequently killed."
In goofy scenes like this.
...because we're basically scum.
I'm serious about mufflers.
I hate patronizing answers,
Well, good thing we're not branches.
You got spunk. I hate spunk.
We did it! We killed twenty minutes of movie!
- It's all working again!
- Great! Just in time to see us die!
- What would you call Senor Wences, the ventriloquist who built his career off of talking to his hand?
- I'd call that a cry for help.
"this is the song about the crews condition, they all feel like they're gonna puke. he triiied to kill me with a fork lift!"
Argh, drive-through clowns, I want a sunrise biscuit! Get out of there!
"We had a competition in our unit..."
I was the bluest!
"I've come back to destroy you and your evil!"
"You know the old saying: an eye for an eye."
Breakfast and tennis!
"What other choice do I have?"
You could get a smaller belt buckle.
"You'll always be a Star Wolf..."
Never a star.
I could talk to that guy until I'm blue in the face!
“You don’t necessarily have to get swallowed up in a black hole”...ah, but it helps
[Crow] Please remain seating until the building has come to a complete stop
"It puts a new light on our mission."
A black light.
Talk Talk by Talk Talk from the album Talk Talk.
"Captain, it's fifteen minutes."
We're not famous anymore.
Uh, sir, it's the Peter Frampton alarm!
Oh no, they're being attacked by Norelco razors!
Even the name says Merry Christmas!
Oh, come on you kids are just overtired! You're fighting sleep! Now I want you to go to bed. Come on, come on.
"We'll never save Dan by talking about it."
Then, let's SING about it!
And watch out for the percussionists. They might have tambourines.
I'm quite a guy. Really.
"You'll never destroy me."
Well, this has got to slow him down, at least.
"Halcon's getting away!"
Plot point! Right there!
Do you find me pleasing?
But you're skirting the whole Ken issue!
At least they spelled SPEED right.
Cheap Japanese crap!
Hey! It's High Definition TV.
In a Gadda Da Vida, Babieee....
Impressive eye contact!
Ah!Note to myself:put landing gear on this baby.
Bang! Bang! Killing is fun.
Is she really going out with him?
Well, it's not exactly on our way...
I'm wearing my magic rain cape and ski gloves!
Y'know, it's the funniest sensation - the room's not spinning...
Let's see: Satan's Triangle... Lucifer's Elbow... Ah, here we are, Devil's Desert...
- Why is Ken behaving like this?!
- Because it is bitter, and because it is his heart...
"Puppet ships to the rescue!"
"My uncle's got a planet, we can crash there."
"oohh... im missing graduation.. the music started oh no!"
yeah, you got spunk....i hate spunk.
Good night, Sweet Prince!
Girl! You switch-hitter, you!
Impressive eye contact!
Dizzy Gillespie Cheeks sold separately!
'Billy!' "Don't be a Hero!"
You know this film looks like it's scraping bottom.
Looks like one of my old ski club overnights!
Is killing fun, Ken? Does it amuse you?
It's to dark to go out on your bike!
I wet em!
'Bunch of Idiots!' "Ship of Fools!"
All our best to Joan and the Kids!
There's a drum major flying the ship now!
What a way to die...listening to Tijuana Brass.
Ohh...Rocky cubed it!
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you!
We'll never make it to Woodstock!
What a Dipstick!
Ken! Wait! Your walking down someone's throat!
'There's a huge black hole near R5 by 9' "and a vicious dogleg to the left!"
Oh Great! He found out about the Keg!
You've got spunk. I hate spunk.
"Heeeeey! Heeeey! My chick's dead!"
We're being attacked by Models from Members Only!
Sounds like the teacher from the Peanuts TV Special...
Hey! Check it out! They're fighting ZZ Top!
Bloody Marys all around....
as the guys return to their getaway ship they are asked "where's Ken and Dan?"
(mst3k): "That's a great question; let's talk about it on the way home!"
OMG!...I can't stop laughing over that one! :)
We're climbing this sandy hill
like you really care!
Neat!, were did ya' get the girl on a stick?
Boy, his cheeks are huge...
"Yeah, there's a girl I can hardly wait to see!"
A girl, you switch-hitter you.
Van Damme and Van Damme in Van Damme You All to Hell!
Like you've never goed before.
I have something to tell you guys.... I want to be a woman
Oh no I'm missing graduation the music started!
Look at that suit. What is he going to be in swing choir or something?
Impressive eye contact!
Wow...good thing we're not branches.
There's spiders all over me! Get 'em off of me, get 'em off of me, huh hehhh...
They blewed it up before we found out what it was!
Yep. We're number one.
Aw jeeze, he's been reading Bukowski again.
Y'know his country would win more wars if its national anthem was shorter...
"Me so silly!"
"I wanna be torn apart by animals!"
Bang-bang! Killing is fun!
Thanks substitute mom!
Hey, check it out! They're fighting ZZ Top!
Crotch cam; I'm HUGE!
♫ "...We're gonna' pad out the film some more/And you'll fall asleep..." ♫
"Flying over teenage skin eruptions, Sir!"
"What a way to die: Listening to the Tijuana Brass..."
"What is with you, Sir?! Did you eat those radishes again?!"
"Look at that star."
"You look at it. I'm bitter."
"You want Room Service? Dial '9.' There's a mint on the pillow."
"Oh, look. Another painting by Judy Chicago. Now, back to our movie..."
"This is a girl officer's insignia. How did you get it?"
"A lotta' hard work and a lotta' pancake makeup."
"Ken will never forget her."
"Or the Visa™ bill she ran up, huh?"
"As punishment, Ken is set adrift in outer space..."
"And forced to watch this film."
"Electric Boogaloo... The Heretic... Nerds In Paradise... On The Move... Citizens On Patrol..."
This is your mother now. Try her out.
Ohh, interpretive death. Flip shot into a somersault! Pretty routine.
Our prisoners are baked, not fried!
For the walking sequence, special director, Roger Corman.
Damn! Zither balls everywhere!
Now it looks like Lawrence of Arabia except for the pink, shiny pleather suits.
I'm not in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message with my shoulder...
Note to myself: Put landing gear on this baby.
Oh is killing fun, Ken? Does it amuse you?
Magic booze bottle! Take me away!
You know I just love the whole incoherent "Mighty Jack" quality of this film.
Your mouthwash just ain't makin' it.
Bite me? Is that official?
Enough of the good-natured ribbing!
You've got spunk. I hate spunk.
We did it! We did it! We killed twenty minutes of movie!
Joel: Wait. Whose turn is it to pass out?
Tom: I'm thinkin' the audience is about ready to pass out now.
"Captain! I've got it fixed. It's all working again!" Great. Just in time to see us die.
There's a drum major flying the ship now.
Aw, I told you to check the oil. Didn't we fill it up at Eau Claire?
Oh, Rocky cubed it.
That's full thrust? Lame. Looks like an aerosol can.
Rocky, you hate Ken. Ken, you make goofy faces. Tammy, you love Rocky... er... or Ken.
"Sooner or later one of them is going to score a hit." Off the bong, wooh!
Filmed in Convolution-Vision.
Existential void where prohibited.
George! Paul! John! Pete Best!
CROW: " It's one of those NUT CLUSTERS ! ! ! "
Uhh, curly fries are up, sir!
They're being attacked by models from Members Only!
♫ He tried to kill me with a forklift! ♫
I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.
Oh wow, they gotta watch their own reruns? Whatta nightmare...
MMMM-HMMMM that's good blow!
You can't destroy me, I quit!
Next on MacGuyver.
1:17:00 Heh, that looks familiar.
A planet that evolved from carob?
I NEED SOME TOWELS!
MCMLXXXVI! He's the Scottish guy in charge of copyright.
Wait, they're going to destroy it with refrigerator magnets?
HA ha! We're filled with mirth!!
"It won't be easy getting into this place." "How will we do it?" "Easy." What, wait a minute....?
...Hey corn, HEY CORN!!?
He's hallucinating split ends!...
"Captain Joe! We're still alive! That's the only thing that counts." No, cleanliness is the only thing that counts!
Pink Floyd on the headphones. Set the controls for the heart of the sun...
"By the time they get it on the chart it'll probably have broken up." Yeah, like most rock bands....
Like the Sarcasm Wars of 1999!
I wanna be torn apart by animals!
Ken's a loaner? How long until your Ken is fixed?
This is Sandy Frank...this is Sandy Frank on drugs...
"Bunch of idiots!" Ship of fools!
It's ALL OVER THE SEAT !!
Pants...... to tight....
puppet ships... to the rescue!!!
My Uncle's got a planet. Let's crash there!
Oh man, no more jello shots... I mean it.
diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you
Rita... meter maid
2 times the action, 2 times the confusion!
Faster, Pussy-Ken! Kill! Kill!
You know, women just shouldn't hang around this guy.
Filmed in Convolution Vision!
Did Kissinger order this??
"There's something wrong!" Yeah, it's this movie. It sucks.
It's a super Tom Servo with thrust busters and glass packs, wow!
"They say it can blow up the universe!" "Or worse!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"
All Boring on the Western Front.
"Ken's just a bit of a loner." Ken's a loaner? How long before your Ken is fixed?
...which Ken hocked for a pack of cigarettes