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320 - The Unearthly



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Debbie Singleton - about 1 month ago

Wasn't "Appreciating our parents" already shown in an earlier episode? I've seen it already, but hadn't seen the Posture Pals one before. And I going crazy?


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Htom Sirveaux - 2 months ago

"In a way, the money is father's work." The hell do they mean, "in a way"? What other angle could you possibly see that from?!?


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Ray Garraty - 2 months ago

The short the father works all day as an electrician, then comes home and wears a tie to balance his checkbook and eat? Did people really do these things? My Dad grew up in the 1950's and he says not in his world.


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Not Dave Chappelle - 2 months ago

Considering the actual film is only an hour long, it's incredible how slow it is. The entire feature should have been its own short!


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Jenica Burgos - 3 months ago

Anyone else notice that they used the same music in Bloodlust?


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Scott Hume - 3 months ago

The Posture Pals segment is hysterical on two levels. The riffing is top-shelf, and the film is just so funny on its own. I just laugh at the thought of people like my mom and dad having to suffer through these pathetic attempts to make them better people.


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Jasims *La-La-La* - 4 months ago

DEEEEEP HURTINGGGGG


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Desiree Ashcraft - 5 months ago

Mark Houston...the general in The Incredible Melting Man? Anyone know? Yeah, had that "Twilight Zone" moment a day or so ago. Wow.....


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Rusty Shackleford - 6 months ago

I just realized that Joel was checking dental records to make sure Crow was Crow. Since when did Crow have any teeth?!


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Ray Garraty - 6 months ago

I just gained a new appreciation for this short, Appreciating Parents...gosh it's funny.


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Joseph Ewing - 7 months ago

It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 7 months ago

I swear, I have tried to watch this epi. @ least 3 times, maybe four. I just can't do it, I fall asleep about halfway through! I will try again.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

“It’s a good thing we have institutions that will take good care of them for the rest of their lives.” Or at least until Reagan gets into office.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

…The smith a mighty man is he
With large and sinewy hands.
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.

I can’t believe I remember that whole stanza from 5th grade lit.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

Gypsy’s Tool belt. That is all.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

Yes by simply improving you posture you too can be a king or queen of Narnia.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

Hey everybody, let’s encourage people to swallow fishhooks!


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Matt Towler - 8 months ago

The movie's a bit rough to get through, but we get TWO classic shorts first!


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Realistic Action Batch - 9 months ago

I can't believe I used to be impressed by Video Toaster. Then again, that WAS 20 years ago, so...


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 9 months ago

I gotta say it, NICE rack!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 9 months ago

But, but, wait! Aren't we supposed to bed the maid?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 9 months ago

*lol*...growing up in the 60's we had years of posture training, it wasn't a one semester class.


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Joseph Ewing - 9 months ago

If you could swallow the giant, second pill, I'm sure a lot of guys know you inside and out.


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

Laugh if you said 'NO!' out loud when the narrator asked, "Don't you agree that these 4 children deserve to win after trying so hard to improve their postures?"


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

"Jimmy, put your mother on, don't hang up Jimmy...Jimmy..." I believe this is a James Garner quote from The Thrill of it All with Doris Day.


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Shawn Amkr Dickinson - 10 months ago

They don't explain the painful pill invention thats on franks upper right corner - the small globe. I wonder if that was a mishap - and they just thought it was the best take and kept it. Why else would they create a prop to not even use it haha.


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Shawn Amkr Dickinson - 10 months ago

Either I don't remember this one, or have only seen it once. Have a shorts dvd-r so Ive seen posture pals but The Unearthly - I can't seem to remember anything from it ( similar with Creeping Terror - because its so similiar - almost the same movie by the same guy, same monster, same set, mostly the same idea lol )


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Aileen Smithee - 11 months ago

I will never, in a million years, get over the creepiness of Our Hero shooting the moves on a mentally ill woman in the midst of a pile of corpses. Twilight only aspired to this level of Creepy Hero-dom.


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Mike Carmona - 11 months ago

I think it'd be interesting to have Joel and the Bots pull the Joyzee Mooks voices in every episode. Interesting, yet quick to become really irritating.


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chris kaprys - 11 months ago

hey! get a load of those crow legs! yowzah!!


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Fredrick Stafford - 11 months ago

Phew…humph...ahmm… Yes, well, I guess I can say this was better than a sharp stick in the eye.

Oh who am I trying to fool, just hand me the stick.


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Kim Spence Dean - about 1 year ago

Allison Page ("Grace") was "Erica Page" in "Gunslinger."


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Rachel Adams - about 1 year ago

I'd like to watch Posture Pope... in color!


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Cindy - about 1 year ago

Lobo is the king of Posture in my book!


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Jonathan Kratz - over 1 year ago

Hmmm...pretty good stuff, as usual. The 30's slang is fun...but come on: Ann B. Davis? I know her! Well, met her regularly for a while. Very nice woman. John Carradine sounds like the late David; like father, like grasshopper. Talent and sadness: read David's bio on WikkiP.


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Alex Stefanic - over 1 year ago

Is Tor supposed to be the same Lobo from Bride of the Monster?


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Jhef Rehak - over 1 year ago

Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!


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Jhef Rehak - over 1 year ago

Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Being crowned King of Posture isn't quite the same as being King of Narnia, is it?


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

I REALLY paid attention to the "invention exchange" this time, good gawd !!


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Puma Man - over 1 year ago

I hope everyone is sitting up straight and calling their parents more often.


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Brad D - over 1 year ago

Great shorts...great feature. John Carradine and Tor Johnson together. Pure bliss...


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Robert Ferguson - almost 2 years ago

Crow sitting in the theater still BURNED UP,... LOVE IT


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

Mary's mom in Posture Pals looks so much like Jethro Bodine, I can't get over it. Especially since Max Baer dresses up as his sister Jethrine all the time. (0:13:15)


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Cliff Beefpile - about 2 years ago

Terry nooooo!


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Elel - about 2 years ago

Ah, that butt-tucked posture has ruined the backs of two, maybe three generations. In the movie, watch for the brain-dead guy's twitching. He was supposed to play a corpse, but couldn't hold still!