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320 - The Unearthly



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Continuity! In Teenage Caveman, the bots tell Magic Voice they have several board games, including Mousetrap, but are missing most of the pieces. Here, they've constructed a new game using the remaining parts. Nice.


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30:37 Bad Servo! Trying to look up her skirt? Really!


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You can tell the SoL was designed by the Mads. Who else would make it nuclear powered when the whole thing could be (like every other space station) run off sorpnels (er, I mean solar panels)?


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"It does my heart good to see Crow burned beyond all recognition! *evil laugh*" - Dr. F.

Look, Trace, I know you've called yourself "dickweed" in the past, but you shouldn't hate yourself like that...


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Matthew Boyle - 5 months ago

appreciating our parents is more like appreciating mom. I guess dad brings home the dough but that's the aspect Tommy isn't satisfied with.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 5 months ago

29:02 "Hey, it's Tor Johnson!" Answering the door Johnson!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 5 months ago

27:31 Wait, isn't that the house from the beginning of the Scooby Doo intro?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 5 months ago

12:55 I *like* Hawaiian shirts. ( OnO)


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

OMG!!! "I will teach you the true meaning of Lexiphanicism" I had to look it up, and that is the funniest thing i have heard in a year!!!


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

Tor Johnson is SO Interesting looking. I miss the time when actors could look unique instead of being cookie cutter hansom regardless of the roles they are playing. Tor is in an elite class he shares with such other greats as Andre the Giant and and Robert Z'dar.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

Standing at rigid military attention is NOT good posture.


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Robert Brown - over 1 year ago

Another unfinished ep on my tour. This is the one that no matter how late in the proceedings I started, I still fell asleep before the end. I'm really glad I finished it because the last ten minutes are the best ten minutes. Coises!

I've seen the shorts many times, of course, and the skits are all wonderful. Difficult Pills to Swallow is one of the greatest inventions ever, and apparently a Difficult Skit to Dramatize. That Frank!


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Artie Delphi Goo - over 1 year ago

Posture pals is an old favorite. And randomly, when the narrator's risperidone starts wearing off, he starts to rhyme a few stanzas. A treat.


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D. Purting - over 1 year ago

That whole scene with Bombo kills me everytime!


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Debbie Singleton - almost 2 years ago

Wasn't "Appreciating our parents" already shown in an earlier episode? I've seen it already, but hadn't seen the Posture Pals one before. And I going crazy?


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"In a way, the money is father's work." The hell do they mean, "in a way"? What other angle could you possibly see that from?!?


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Ray Garraty - almost 2 years ago

The short the father works all day as an electrician, then comes home and wears a tie to balance his checkbook and eat? Did people really do these things? My Dad grew up in the 1950's and he says not in his world.


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Considering the actual film is only an hour long, it's incredible how slow it is. The entire feature should have been its own short!


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Jenica Burgos - about 2 years ago

Anyone else notice that they used the same music in Bloodlust?


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Scott Hume - about 2 years ago

The Posture Pals segment is hysterical on two levels. The riffing is top-shelf, and the film is just so funny on its own. I just laugh at the thought of people like my mom and dad having to suffer through these pathetic attempts to make them better people.


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Jasims *La-La-La* - about 2 years ago

DEEEEEP HURTINGGGGG


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 2 years ago

Mark Houston...the general in The Incredible Melting Man? Anyone know? Yeah, had that "Twilight Zone" moment a day or so ago. Wow.....


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Ray Garraty - over 2 years ago

I just gained a new appreciation for this short, Appreciating Parents...gosh it's funny.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

I swear, I have tried to watch this epi. @ least 3 times, maybe four. I just can't do it, I fall asleep about halfway through! I will try again.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

“It’s a good thing we have institutions that will take good care of them for the rest of their lives.” Or at least until Reagan gets into office.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

…The smith a mighty man is he
With large and sinewy hands.
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.

I can’t believe I remember that whole stanza from 5th grade lit.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Gypsy’s Tool belt. That is all.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Yes by simply improving you posture you too can be a king or queen of Narnia.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Hey everybody, let’s encourage people to swallow fishhooks!


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Matt Towler - over 2 years ago

The movie's a bit rough to get through, but we get TWO classic shorts first!


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Realistic Action Batch - over 2 years ago

I can't believe I used to be impressed by Video Toaster. Then again, that WAS 20 years ago, so...


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

I gotta say it, NICE rack!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

But, but, wait! Aren't we supposed to bed the maid?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

*lol*...growing up in the 60's we had years of posture training, it wasn't a one semester class.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

If you could swallow the giant, second pill, I'm sure a lot of guys know you inside and out.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Laugh if you said 'NO!' out loud when the narrator asked, "Don't you agree that these 4 children deserve to win after trying so hard to improve their postures?"


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

"Jimmy, put your mother on, don't hang up Jimmy...Jimmy..." I believe this is a James Garner quote from The Thrill of it All with Doris Day.


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Shawn Amkr Dickinson - over 2 years ago

They don't explain the painful pill invention thats on franks upper right corner - the small globe. I wonder if that was a mishap - and they just thought it was the best take and kept it. Why else would they create a prop to not even use it haha.


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Shawn Amkr Dickinson - over 2 years ago

Either I don't remember this one, or have only seen it once. Have a shorts dvd-r so Ive seen posture pals but The Unearthly - I can't seem to remember anything from it ( similar with Creeping Terror - because its so similiar - almost the same movie by the same guy, same monster, same set, mostly the same idea lol )


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I will never, in a million years, get over the creepiness of Our Hero shooting the moves on a mentally ill woman in the midst of a pile of corpses. Twilight only aspired to this level of Creepy Hero-dom.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

I think it'd be interesting to have Joel and the Bots pull the Joyzee Mooks voices in every episode. Interesting, yet quick to become really irritating.


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chris kaprys - over 2 years ago

hey! get a load of those crow legs! yowzah!!


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

Phew…humph...ahmm… Yes, well, I guess I can say this was better than a sharp stick in the eye.

Oh who am I trying to fool, just hand me the stick.


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Kim Spence Dean - almost 3 years ago

Allison Page ("Grace") was "Erica Page" in "Gunslinger."


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Rachel Adams - almost 3 years ago

I'd like to watch Posture Pope... in color!


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Cindy - almost 3 years ago

Lobo is the king of Posture in my book!


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Jonathan Kratz - about 3 years ago

Hmmm...pretty good stuff, as usual. The 30's slang is fun...but come on: Ann B. Davis? I know her! Well, met her regularly for a while. Very nice woman. John Carradine sounds like the late David; like father, like grasshopper. Talent and sadness: read David's bio on WikkiP.


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When this video goes misssing, it's TIME TO GO TO BED!


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Alex Stefanic - over 3 years ago

Is Tor supposed to be the same Lobo from Bride of the Monster?


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Jhef Rehak - over 3 years ago

Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!


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Jhef Rehak - over 3 years ago

Did anyone else catch it when Joel said, "Pickled punks?" Does anyone know what a pickled punk is? ... A mutated baby corpse in a jar. Pretty morbid coming from Joel!


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Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago

Being crowned King of Posture isn't quite the same as being King of Narnia, is it?


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

I REALLY paid attention to the "invention exchange" this time, good gawd !!


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Puma Man - over 3 years ago

I hope everyone is sitting up straight and calling their parents more often.


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Brad D - over 3 years ago

Great shorts...great feature. John Carradine and Tor Johnson together. Pure bliss...


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Crow sitting in the theater still BURNED UP,... LOVE IT


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Rachel Adams - over 3 years ago

Mary's mom in Posture Pals looks so much like Jethro Bodine, I can't get over it. Especially since Max Baer dresses up as his sister Jethrine all the time. (0:13:15)


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Cliff Beefpile - almost 4 years ago

Terry nooooo!


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Elel - almost 4 years ago

Ah, that butt-tucked posture has ruined the backs of two, maybe three generations. In the movie, watch for the brain-dead guy's twitching. He was supposed to play a corpse, but couldn't hold still!