320 - The Unearthly
|Short - Posture Pals, Appreciating Our Parents:|
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Okay, I'll just put you on the seat, if you don't have to go that's okay, just try once, okay...okay.
"Pretty girl....pretty girl" Party girl?
Ah, he's a "Tor-eador"
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
Next week... Posture Pope, in color!
You've got combination skin. See, you're oily here. Dry here. Dead here.
You've got to be kidding me, Pyle! Suck in that gut!
"The children are not happy with what they see," They're disgusted and full of shame.
"When you stand tall, you look cheerful and bright," Like a man.
Keeps me walkin', standin' up right, turns a normal walk, in to DYNAMITE!
Tor got new best buddy; let's go friend.
Miss Martin, Tommy drew a bong!
Here's a penny. Happy birthday.
OW! MY SPINE!
She's been jerked!
Tor, buddy, you can drop your eyebrows!
Get Michael Jackson on the phone! He may want to buy one of these guys!
Hey, there's another movie in here!
Ohh, it's the key to the plot!
Ohhh, ick! Thanks for showing me that!
Don't do that! I'm in a horror movie, and you sneak up on me!
I gotta back up and read the script!
Hey, I can't believe it! They're outside!
What is this, the Three Stooges all of a sudden?
"My Dinner With Andre" had more locations than this film!
Now, I'm just going to sit on the ottoman, then I'll be done!
I'm a Nazi! Ooohh, that does sound harsh, doesn't it...?
I washed my hands -- MEDICAL SCHOOL! That's it! Medical school!
Oh, they've moved the movie into the basement! They're really reaching now!
"I'm here under my own doctor's advice..."
-Your doctor is Klaus Von Bulow!
...we should really put a SCSI port in here while we're at it...
Tor want Fats Waller now!
-I'm sorry, I can't think of the ending!
-I can't think of anything else!
Looks like Tor Johnson's going for the Don Johnson look, here...
Hey, she's still idling on the couch...
From one hot chick to another -- dinner's over, and now he's ready for dessert!
She's nothing if not prompt... and did I mention perky?
Ha, ha, Jethro wants to be a rock star!
-Doctor, I've killed three minutes!
And now, our next Miss Manic Depressive event: the swimsuit competition!
Hey, Hal is reading your lips!
Now, YOU try saying that!
-Oh, a designated gland!
-The promised gland!
Stop giving him Burgess Meredith injections!
A day in the life of Biosphere 2!
They're the posture posse!
She's weird, which results in creativity.
Jethro is dead! Long live Jethro!
Alright, honey, I'm gonna kill this tree if you don't stand straight.