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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu
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"A gentleman never takes his clothes off in public." Well, you're no gentleman, and we're in private!
"Well, look. I just wanted to get to 1st base with you, and things snowballed."
[sigh] "Wouldn't it be great if we knew who they were, where they are, or what they were doing?"
"Under this robe, I'm as naked as the day I was born! I'm riding free and easy!"
"Our lunch today will be: Toasted cheese sandwiches, tomato soup, turkey tidbits, and Tater Tots™."
"Women, children, spacemen, Indians, and sort-of-idealized representations of 16th Century Flemish merchants first!"
"I was just testing the blade, I hope you didn't take it the wrong way."
"So I called down to the desk clerk, I said I had a leak in the sink. He said go ahead the customers always right,"
JOEL: I'll have you know Roger Ebert liked this film.
CROW: And I'll have you know all Roger Ebert likes are big pans of lasagna.
This must be like a triathlon: You swim, jog, then appear in a boring movie.
Castle of Fu Manchu: Where you eat square hamburgers with chopsticks.
"Here you'll find everything you need..." I threw in the hairy naked man just for kicks.
What is this - Cerulean photography??
Yeah ... Moe, Larry and Curly-an photography...
"You don't have any more patients, do you?" - No, I can't watch another frame.
"It was very kind of you to come-" Well I didn't mean to, but the new seat cover... - Joel NO!
*singing* Dah dah-dah-dah-dah! Harry and the kids are dead, Harry and the kids are dead...
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At 10:45 Servo applauds and cheers as the ship sinks. He APPLAUDS... But his arms don't work. (And no, it wasn't Joel) Perhaps Fu Manchu knows the answer to: What is the sound of NO hands clapping?
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My Carefully Studied Comprehensive Observations and Relevant Questions on The Castle of Fu Manchu
1) What did the sinking of the Titanic have to do with a British guy inappropriately camping it up as a Chinese bad guy in a Turkish castle located in Spain? (You don’t have to answer that question. No one can).
2) At least Rosalba Neri (Lisa) was HOT and appeared in some “interesting” Italian movies like AMUCK (You might like to Google Image her in that, but only if you are over 18).
3) What, uh…did the…um…iceberg…fishing trip...uh…Fez wearing…you know that thing…then…um…dam break…surgery…and the guy with the…uh…yeah…no.
Ok, never mind, sorry, that’s all I’ve got.
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I will now try to watch this experiment from start to finish. This will be my third attempt. Will post results in the replies. Here goes nothing...
Dr. F (to Joel): "Weenie Buns." "Crazy Guggenheim." o_0
1:13:38 - Also, I'm sad that we never find out how the bio of Fu Manchu turns out...
I can't believe it, I finally made it thru this movie. I would have to say it's DOWN RIGHT AWFUL. I had to try to watch it 3 times and I kept falling asleep, and/or walking off and forgetting that I was watching the movie..... probably because the plot lasted for a whole minute two or three times. The riffing was great as usual, however even they were crying at the end. I probably would have to if I actually watched the whole thing at once the first time....... enjoy (if you can, hahaha)
Holy crap is this an awful movie. Oh my god.
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Worst Christopher Lee movie ever? You be the judge!
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This movie is like a hundred tiny papercuts on my soul.
Regarding the end credits: If I were in this movie--I'd want MY name to be practically illegible, too!
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So we're supposed to buy the whirlwind jailhouse tryst between Dr. "Kinda Looks Like Roddy McDowell If You Squint" and Nurse Whatshertits?
The man's clearly gayer than a tree full of parrots! He makes Nathan Lane look like Chuck Norris, and HE'S the one they choose for their "Romantic" scenes?
Stupid movie :P
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Y'think they could have gotten away with that crack on Roger Ebert nowadays? Given his health problems and all?
0:50:35 - "All is clear." No, it really isn't.
Damn, that stuffed pesto pizza sounds good right about now.
The last host segment is so awesome....Forrester and Frank got their asses handed to them there. I verily believe that Joel trolled them. Successfully.
Somehow going in I knew Christopher Lee would be in this movie.
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I'm more than half an hour into watching this experiment for the first time. I just watched a 3 or 4 minute scene filled with dialogue. I have no idea who they were or what they were talking about. Mighty Jack was more coherent than this...
WOWEE, some thing remains remotely popular on youtube, charge people to watch it. This ams dildos.
It's back on YouTube... and it costs $2.99. :(
All three are down =(
Did TV's Frank just have a hear attack? 0:23:50
1 and 2 are down. 3's fine.
Right now Link 1 doesn't work, so kindly use use Link 2!
The Castle of Foo, man-- Phew! Watch this one for the host segments, though. Bots, Joel, I feel your pain, gentlemen.