323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu
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It's like a meeting of the Shriner Mafia!
Gee, I don't recognize him, but the FEZ sure is familiar!
"A gentleman never takes his clothes off in public." Well, you're no gentleman, and we're in private!
"Glenn Manning, get off that dam!"
"I've been eatin' berries all day! Haha!"
"Bring them to my father." And bring me to an orthodontist.
And now back to our Channel 9 movie, "The Posiedon Adventure"
"Was it disgusting for you, too?"
"Well, look. I just wanted to get to 1st base with you, and things snowballed."
"Y'know, I miss the water slide at the Dells."
[sigh] "Wouldn't it be great if we knew who they were, where they are, or what they were doing?"
"I'd say this movie has less action than Whose Life Is It, Anyway?"
"Under this robe, I'm as naked as the day I was born! I'm riding free and easy!"
"Jeez! He's had his nipples sanded off!"
"Two stairs diverged into a yellow wood!"
"Our lunch today will be: Toasted cheese sandwiches, tomato soup, turkey tidbits, and Tater Tots™."
"Women, children, spacemen, Indians, and sort-of-idealized representations of 16th Century Flemish merchants first!"
.............. ................ MacGyver !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This is like one of those old DURAN DURAN videos."
"Are they celebrating CHANUKAH?"
"Any excuse to get the girls wet."
"It's Evening At The Imp-rob with Fu Manchu. "
"I was just testing the blade, I hope you didn't take it the wrong way."
"So I called down to the desk clerk, I said I had a leak in the sink. He said go ahead the customers always right,"
"... transform safety into the deadliest peril." Kinda like a Corvair.
"It's NESSY !!"
"It's the ninja version of Days of Heaven!"
JOEL: I'll have you know Roger Ebert liked this film.
CROW: And I'll have you know all Roger Ebert likes are big pans of lasagna.
This must be like a triathlon: You swim, jog, then appear in a boring movie.
Yes we KNOW how long this has been on! Don't shove it in our face!
Meanwhile in...oh, forget it!
This is the first color movie that needs to be colorized.
Come on! We can't keep making fun of the names, get on with it!
Castle of Fu Manchu: Where you eat square hamburgers with chopsticks.
"Here you'll find everything you need..." I threw in the hairy naked man just for kicks.
You inspect her- I'm busy.
Hey, who hasn't had a nightmare like this?
Staring contest on the left- check it out...
Uh ... y'know, cutting it faster doesn't make it anymore exciting.
What is this - Cerulean photography??
Yeah ... Moe, Larry and Curly-an photography...
Even the credits stink.
Sounds like the water's falling on a piano.
"I too seek Fu-Man-Chu." Well, gesundheit.
Come on, put on a happy Fez.
It was Callahan, I have my rights!
Look at this shot... They should never have let Shatner direct!
Have you been listening the whole time? I thought this was a private cell!
Oh now that's disgusting, a picture of you and Oliver Reed!
Just put on that paper gown and get in the stirrups, thank you.
"You don't have any more patients, do you?" - No, I can't watch another frame.
Becky, Tom, are you in there?!? in there... in there...
harry alan towers...harry alan towers... harry alan TOWERRRRRRS!
Oh great, he's the only one who knows the plot and he's dying...
"It was very kind of you to come-" Well I didn't mean to, but the new seat cover... - Joel NO!
*singing* Dah dah-dah-dah-dah! Harry and the kids are dead, Harry and the kids are dead...
Did the director take his walking scenes from ROGER CORMAN ??
Now give this back to Sid & Nancy...
That's what I'm hungreh fo tur kay and swissss
Chester A Arthur, the prez shot us a buffalo...
I'm mixing my album.. leave me alone.
Joel, this movie isn't really very good, is it?
Don't call me Fifi at the office dear.
You just kissed me full on the eyeball.
Well, I see by the old clock on the wall that it's time for more boredom!
Everybody run the plot's starting to make sense!
"Fu Manchu will be back in 'Sweet Sweet...', oh, who the hell cares?"
Inside the comic mind with Fu Manchu.
Oh, look, even the towers got their own credits.
Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!
Don't wave your little sizzler at me, dad!