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324 - Master Ninja II



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97 laughs

Comments (47) Best Riffs (141)

Tales From the Crypt
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Tyler Jones - 10 days ago

OMG I LOVE CROW! That Crypt-Keeper impression was so epic. :D


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Linda Decatmomma - 23 days ago

keep your voice down like the master has demonstrated


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Linda Decatmomma - 23 days ago

seems there are missing parrts in this.. ju,mps to other scenes


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Linda Decatmomma - 23 days ago

alot of static in this one.. not a clear audio..


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mst3klover$@) - about 1 month ago

Master ninja was a tv series called the master. They filmed in 1982ish. They made 14 episodes and they never find the masters daughter. They just travel around the country solving crimes. Its incredibly lame and awesome


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RunsWithScissors95 - 5 months ago

Please tell me that the British guy with the 'freedom fighters' isn't Ducky from NCIS.....


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Eric Trifero - 5 months ago

awesome I actually own that dirt bike 1984xr350 honda, they are known as ole thumpers,
Oh does anyone recognize the main female actress from the tv show WINGS she is a blonde in the show but same exact hairdo


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Josh Lane - 6 months ago

Okay so this guy lives out of his van, where does he keep his dirtbike?


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Christine Osborne - 7 months ago

As much as they mention Gymkata, I'm surprised they never did an episode for it.


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Gabriel Block - 8 months ago

You know, these master ninja movies really aren't that bad. At least compared to some of the other stinkers they've riffed.


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Dood - 9 months ago

Max is a total jerk to the waitress who's just been threatened with losing her job if she serves his girlfriend. Apparently the incomprehensible Keller charm doesn't extend to imperiled waitresses.


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

I don't get why they imitate Tim Van Patten's voice the way they do and so much. I try to find some resemblance to their impersonations of his voice whenever he delivers a line, but I don't get it.


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

27:39 is such a Five Easy Pieces rip-off.


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

Why in the hell did Lee Van Cleef nearly crush that guy's hand when he shook it? Did I miss something?


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WaveUrFreakFlagHigh - about 1 year ago

You know, after watching this and Master Ninja l, I had no clue there was such a ninja problem in the '70's.


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Elisa Farrington - over 1 year ago

Two questions:
1. Is this the first episode where Frank calls himself TV Frank?
2. Frank says a quote that is used elsewhere: "... for the laughter, for the love, for the boys." what is that from?


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

The unedited nature of a lot of the Joel sketches is pretty charming; it also provides for moments like the one we have in the improv sketch in the beginning here, where we can see Joel quickly amend Gypsy's suggestion in order to avoid saying "You're doing Peter Gabriel".


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Travis Dunbar - over 1 year ago

What were they doing at the cannery/dockyard anyway!? The best answer is creeping on that girl they lost to at the track.


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

48:12 Trace does a pretty good Crypt Keeper. That laugh...


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Joseph Ewing - over 1 year ago

I don't get all the jokes about Tim Van Patten's voice. He doesn't sound like their imitation of him at all.


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Joseph Ewing - over 1 year ago

Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

Shredder was a guest star in this movie lol


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

Hey Tim.Wayne Gretsky called and he wants his hair back.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

Tim's van looks like an downgraded A Team van


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Steve Hayes - over 1 year ago

Well, it's down to this. I've put off watching Master Ninja II as long as I could but it's the only episode I haven't seen. Um, maybe - maybe I should watch The Wild World of Batwoman again, or something. Anything but Timothy Van Patten, that mush-mouthed stump. Seriously. I've seen more charismatic corpses.


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

At what point did "Master Ninja" become "Redneck Ninja"?


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Cindy - over 1 year ago

Yikes, I had to force myself to finish watching "Master Ninja 2"! Gibbs should whack Ducky on the beck of the head. he was such a creep in the second episode, uh, second half of the movie!


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I hate to admit this, but I think that up until a few days ago I may not have actually seen this episode. I could have sworn I watched (and then avoided) it but I have no recollection of the content of the so-called film!


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Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

From Sergio Leone to this? Really?!?


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 2 years ago

Bruce Lee Press On Nails lol


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 2 years ago

Someone was knocking on the door at 1:14:19


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Sabrina Domingues - almost 2 years ago

I love Servo's rap impromptu during the opening credits.


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Good lord, can anyone understand a single thing the girl in the first ep...er...part of the movie says?


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Josh Lane - almost 2 years ago

also 1:02:09 and 1:02:10


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Josh Lane - almost 2 years ago

I'ld love to know what happend between 52:50 and 52:51


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trumpy - almost 2 years ago

59:52-- Vajayjay?!?


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Quote ala Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone at 1:18:24..... Cool!


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Carrie and Max: two of the most annoying accents ever.


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Scott Davis - about 2 years ago

I caught that too! A girl on a pay phone at the Seafood restaurant ordering a pizza! Maybe the town bully didn't allow her to order food at the restaurant either!


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Was that one girl ordering a pizza TO a seafood restaurant?


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Puma Man - about 2 years ago

11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!


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Kimono Dragon - over 2 years ago

No redeeming qualities to these episo... I mean this "movie". I am 1:37:21 closer to my own death...


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 2 years ago

Holy dog snot! Was that Duckie?


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Nemster - over 2 years ago

Goodness. A BioSphere2 joke.


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Timothy Wilson - over 2 years ago

LOL


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Kevin Drake - over 2 years ago

I wish they'd do the rest of the episodes..I mean movies.