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324 - Master Ninja II



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James Wolfe - 8 days ago

They used a Yamaha DX7 synthesizer in Master Ninja II.


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Stereo Catz - 3 months ago

Bat Masterson wasn't fictional either.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 4 months ago

Is that Shooter McGavin as the one Freedom Fighter?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 4 months ago

1:17:52 "Dja ever see 'Food of the Gods,' buddy?!" No, but you will in about two seasons.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 4 months ago

Tom: "You negated me!"

Crow: "No, I didn't!"

Heh. I get it.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

What, Charles Darwin wasn't a fictional character? Public school has failed me!


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BlueRabbit501 - 7 months ago

Let's see....I have two options:
1. Sit through this movie
2. Be waterboarded with the urine of Carrot Top.

Guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.


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NavySandman - 9 months ago

I was dreading the day this episode was the "Watch it Together" episode.


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Matthew Boyle - 12 months ago

He's a ninja! Got the the thighs of a hampster unh jump back, kiss myself! I don't know what Tom servo's referring to in that last part but it's funny.


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Matthew Boyle - 12 months ago

Is there a reason lee has a gerbil/hamster in the beginning? Where does it go after that scene? Also the beginning reminded me of the beginning of The Sidehackers, except mercifully shorter.


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Robert Brown - about 1 year ago

While this one has some fine moments, it's just not as awesome as it could have been. This one should have been an all-time riffage classic. If they'd done it in season 5, it might have been a contender. Skits are great, though. I love when Frank gets poignant.

Also: the damsel in distress in part two was the oldest sibling on "Charles in Charge." It literally blows my mind that they never made a joke about it. (Granted, she doesn't get much screen time.)


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Misterkingdom - about 1 year ago

I've been avoiding the blantently racist episodes like this one and castle of fu man chu or whatever. I hope this is worth it.


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Tyler Jones - over 1 year ago

OMG I LOVE CROW! That Crypt-Keeper impression was so epic. :D


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Linda Decatmomma - over 1 year ago

keep your voice down like the master has demonstrated


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Linda Decatmomma - over 1 year ago

seems there are missing parrts in this.. ju,mps to other scenes


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Linda Decatmomma - over 1 year ago

alot of static in this one.. not a clear audio..


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mst3klover$@) - over 1 year ago

Master ninja was a tv series called the master. They filmed in 1982ish. They made 14 episodes and they never find the masters daughter. They just travel around the country solving crimes. Its incredibly lame and awesome


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RunsWithScissors95 - over 1 year ago

Please tell me that the British guy with the 'freedom fighters' isn't Ducky from NCIS.....


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Eric Trifero - over 1 year ago

awesome I actually own that dirt bike 1984xr350 honda, they are known as ole thumpers,
Oh does anyone recognize the main female actress from the tv show WINGS she is a blonde in the show but same exact hairdo


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Josh Lane - almost 2 years ago

Okay so this guy lives out of his van, where does he keep his dirtbike?


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Christine Osborne - almost 2 years ago

As much as they mention Gymkata, I'm surprised they never did an episode for it.


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Gabriel Block - almost 2 years ago

You know, these master ninja movies really aren't that bad. At least compared to some of the other stinkers they've riffed.


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Dood - almost 2 years ago

Max is a total jerk to the waitress who's just been threatened with losing her job if she serves his girlfriend. Apparently the incomprehensible Keller charm doesn't extend to imperiled waitresses.


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Joseph Ewing - about 2 years ago

I don't get why they imitate Tim Van Patten's voice the way they do and so much. I try to find some resemblance to their impersonations of his voice whenever he delivers a line, but I don't get it.


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Joseph Ewing - about 2 years ago

27:39 is such a Five Easy Pieces rip-off.


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Joseph Ewing - about 2 years ago

Why in the hell did Lee Van Cleef nearly crush that guy's hand when he shook it? Did I miss something?


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WaveUrFreakFlagHigh - over 2 years ago

You know, after watching this and Master Ninja l, I had no clue there was such a ninja problem in the '70's.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Two questions:
1. Is this the first episode where Frank calls himself TV Frank?
2. Frank says a quote that is used elsewhere: "... for the laughter, for the love, for the boys." what is that from?


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago

The unedited nature of a lot of the Joel sketches is pretty charming; it also provides for moments like the one we have in the improv sketch in the beginning here, where we can see Joel quickly amend Gypsy's suggestion in order to avoid saying "You're doing Peter Gabriel".


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Travis Dunbar - over 2 years ago

What were they doing at the cannery/dockyard anyway!? The best answer is creeping on that girl they lost to at the track.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

48:12 Trace does a pretty good Crypt Keeper. That laugh...


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I don't get all the jokes about Tim Van Patten's voice. He doesn't sound like their imitation of him at all.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

Shredder was a guest star in this movie lol


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

Hey Tim.Wayne Gretsky called and he wants his hair back.


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

Tim's van looks like an downgraded A Team van


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Steve Hayes - almost 3 years ago

Well, it's down to this. I've put off watching Master Ninja II as long as I could but it's the only episode I haven't seen. Um, maybe - maybe I should watch The Wild World of Batwoman again, or something. Anything but Timothy Van Patten, that mush-mouthed stump. Seriously. I've seen more charismatic corpses.


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Alex C. - almost 3 years ago

At what point did "Master Ninja" become "Redneck Ninja"?


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Cindy - almost 3 years ago

Yikes, I had to force myself to finish watching "Master Ninja 2"! Gibbs should whack Ducky on the beck of the head. he was such a creep in the second episode, uh, second half of the movie!


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I hate to admit this, but I think that up until a few days ago I may not have actually seen this episode. I could have sworn I watched (and then avoided) it but I have no recollection of the content of the so-called film!


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Mitchell - about 3 years ago

From Sergio Leone to this? Really?!?


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 3 years ago

Bruce Lee Press On Nails lol


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 3 years ago

Someone was knocking on the door at 1:14:19


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Sabrina Domingues - about 3 years ago

I love Servo's rap impromptu during the opening credits.


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Good lord, can anyone understand a single thing the girl in the first ep...er...part of the movie says?


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Josh Lane - about 3 years ago

also 1:02:09 and 1:02:10


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Josh Lane - about 3 years ago

I'ld love to know what happend between 52:50 and 52:51


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trumpy - about 3 years ago

59:52-- Vajayjay?!?


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

Quote ala Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone at 1:18:24..... Cool!


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

Carrie and Max: two of the most annoying accents ever.


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Scott Davis - over 3 years ago

I caught that too! A girl on a pay phone at the Seafood restaurant ordering a pizza! Maybe the town bully didn't allow her to order food at the restaurant either!


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

Was that one girl ordering a pizza TO a seafood restaurant?


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Puma Man - over 3 years ago

11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!


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Kimono Dragon - over 3 years ago

No redeeming qualities to these episo... I mean this "movie". I am 1:37:21 closer to my own death...


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Desiree Ashcraft - almost 4 years ago

Holy dog snot! Was that Duckie?


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Nemster - almost 4 years ago

Goodness. A BioSphere2 joke.


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Timothy Wilson - almost 4 years ago

LOL


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Kevin Drake - almost 4 years ago

I wish they'd do the rest of the episodes..I mean movies.