324 - Master Ninja II
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Climb that rope See-gar!!!
Look at all the things he can do with his Spyrograph!
Michael, this is Kit. I have to be on the set of St. Elsewhere by four.
Tetris, for Game-Boy!
Is he speaking in tongues?
Howard Johnson's right! Harumph, harumph...
"Your father, your brother Vince and your Aunt Joyce are here to bail you out."
"Aah, what a cliche'. A Japanese guy in a GM car."
"The Mediocrity of the Long Distance Runner."
"You whacked me with your riding crop, Crow!"
"Hey, look on the wall. It's Milton Berle netted slingshot briefs."
Thee lights are on but fatty's not home.
Hey, it sounds like Chicago is in the back of the van.
She's Skeletor's sister.
I hope he doesn't soil his ninja robes heeheehee!
He's gonna blow! Look out!
Emmanuel Lewis killed your brother?
He must have hit a springboard.
Oh, excellent Master Dipstick. That's $50,000 worth of merchandise, Lee.
That does it, Flintstone!
Oh! Human speedbump.
You killed him. Hail Dorothy!
This is a Ninja Cookie
Cheeks, stay together!
Cripes, I wet' em! Look out below!
Even a secret agent has to go wring out a sock...Shaken, not stirred.
I'll be in the van..."Reading "Of Mice and Men"!".
Tonight? I was gonna watch my dad's show!
I've always depended on the kindness of caterers.
Man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots!
Hey look! Bud Court's at the top of the cliff playing a banjo! (Harold and Maude reference! Woo!)
Ah, they're doing 'Blood Simple.'
The lights are on but Fatty's not home.
There's no Kosugi like Sho Kosugi like no Kosugi I know.
It's a cigarette lighter and a flame thrower!
Thank you crotch rocketed friend!
What is he? Obi-fricken-wan Kenobi?
"Bruce Lee press-on nails."
[KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK] HEY!! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!
Microsoft Service, can you hold for an hour?
'I was just telling her the same thing' ... yeah, but in a sleazy, sexist way.
Let's see ... where are we in the script now, Tim?
He would have to climb into a security guard warehouse...
Wait - he just climbed into the basement!
Heh heh, it's great that we can joke about it now that his hips are crushed.
TJ Hooker? He'd have a creature with the head of Adrian Zmed & the body of a spider monkey...
Strain a course of bacon???
Nothing worse than a cornered Van Patten. Yeah, they'll climb ya!
"That's some lady, huh?" No, that's my wife.
I used to be Bond; James Bond. Now I'm in movies; bad movies.
You took the last Tahitian Treat, old man.
Boy, that Gideon writes a good novel.
Wanna do tongue twisters? Are you making fun of me?
Nothing like enjoying nature on a screaming crotch-rocket.
Damn, I just injected him with blowfish poison.
He's startin' up the guy's hand!
This guy’s got a knife in his didgeridoo.
you got a light? yeah, my butt for your fa...no, that's not right
I'm winded..."from driving."
Is it cur-tains for Van-Patten?
that was me, sorry
So how about a little victory party? I have a gerbil...
I'm the floor of an adult movie theater.
Don't we know that box?
Hey, easy on the gerbil, Lee!
No Tim, I was really dead. I've been reanimated.
I stopped for a Heath bar. Want a bite?
"Most people don't cover their tracks as well as they think they do." They should wear long-sleeved shirts.
Bruce Lee press-on nails.
She threw on a dashiki and blew my ninja mind.