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324 - Master Ninja II
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Amy L. Sacks
- about 1 month ago
"Your father, your brother Vince and your Aunt Joyce are here to bail you out."
Amy L. Sacks
- about 1 month ago
"Hey, look on the wall. It's Milton Berle netted slingshot briefs."
Sabrina Domingues
- about 1 month ago
Oh, excellent Master Dipstick. That's $50,000 worth of merchandise, Lee.
Russ Fry
- 3 months ago
Hey look! Bud Court's at the top of the cliff playing a banjo! (Harold and Maude reference! Woo!)
Cornjob
- 6 months ago
'I was just telling her the same thing' ... yeah, but in a sleazy, sexist way.
trumpy
- 6 months ago
TJ Hooker? He'd have a creature with the head of Adrian Zmed & the body of a spider monkey...
Leslie
- about 1 year ago
"Most people don't cover their tracks as well as they think they do." They should wear long-sleeved shirts.
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I don't get all the jokes about Tim Van Patten's voice. He doesn't sound like their imitation of him at all.
Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.
Shredder was a guest star in this movie lol
Hey Tim.Wayne Gretsky called and he wants his hair back.
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Tim's van looks like an downgraded A Team van
Well, it's down to this. I've put off watching Master Ninja II as long as I could but it's the only episode I haven't seen. Um, maybe - maybe I should watch The Wild World of Batwoman again, or something. Anything but Timothy Van Patten, that mush-mouthed stump. Seriously. I've seen more charismatic corpses.
At what point did "Master Ninja" become "Redneck Ninja"?
Yikes, I had to force myself to finish watching "Master Ninja 2"! Gibbs should whack Ducky on the beck of the head. he was such a creep in the second episode, uh, second half of the movie!
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I hate to admit this, but I think that up until a few days ago I may not have actually seen this episode. I could have sworn I watched (and then avoided) it but I have no recollection of the content of the so-called film!
From Sergio Leone to this? Really?!?
Bruce Lee Press On Nails lol
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Someone was knocking on the door at 1:14:19
I love Servo's rap impromptu during the opening credits.
Good lord, can anyone understand a single thing the girl in the first ep...er...part of the movie says?
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also 1:02:09 and 1:02:10
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I'ld love to know what happend between 52:50 and 52:51
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59:52-- Vajayjay?!?
Quote ala Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone at 1:18:24..... Cool!
Carrie and Max: two of the most annoying accents ever.
I caught that too! A girl on a pay phone at the Seafood restaurant ordering a pizza! Maybe the town bully didn't allow her to order food at the restaurant either!
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Was that one girl ordering a pizza TO a seafood restaurant?
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11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!
No redeeming qualities to these episo... I mean this "movie". I am 1:37:21 closer to my own death...
Holy dog snot! Was that Duckie?
Goodness. A BioSphere2 joke.
LOL
I wish they'd do the rest of the episodes..I mean movies.