"Now you see this is where obedience school would have benefited Tokyo...."

Never put anything in your ear larger than a pirate.

Oh, sure! Take some loaded hand grenades with you! That'll keep you safe!

That makes no sense.

10 years of Julliard to act in a rubber suit!

Nothing disgraces a turtle more than getting shot with cornstarch.

Nothing missiles hate more than rainbows. Their own natural enemy.

I don't think this guy's gonna win any distinguished alumni awards.

"Operation Rear-View Mirror is at an end." Now on to Operation Fuzzy Dice.

You will believe that a giant mutated anatomically correct turtle can fly.

We can send a man to the moon,
but we can't kill a giant flying rotating flaming turtle.

Wasn't there a flying turtle in this film somewhere?