401 - Space Travelers
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I lost five pounds last week.
Big deal. I'm weightless!
Hey, look, I found another one out here. They're everywhere and they're free!
"It was an accident. He was trying to repair the spacecraft." And he shot himself.
"What about two men?" What about six midgets?
Oh geez, he's drunk again.
I just won lotto. I QUIT!
I want this man savagely beaten.
Do it yourself. I'm bitter.
Hey, check out Pee Wee's evil brother on the right.
Always with the negative waves!!!
The Minnow would be lost!!!
"We all have great confidence"
That your death will be quick and painless.
"EL off." ELO.
"We're all agreed that we have to take some affirmative action here--" So we're gonna hire some women and minorities!
"Cyclonic circulation just beginning..." Go on, oh don't tease me, you're making me hot!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I haven't had a single good scene yet.
Bite me, I'm blowing the hatch.
Damn them, damn them right to hell!
Oh my god, what are they doing up there?
I've got sleep apnea, so I won't use up much.
Your jockstrap will double as a floatation device.
There's some guy floating about 150 feet below me.
My guess would be it's the guy you're lookin' for.
He's got a nice vacuum sealed codpiece on there
Come here dumbski
Are you writing a big dull book up there?
No, I leave that to James Michener.
Celia! How'd it go with Dick? Does he know about us?
Is it very lonely where you are?
Not with these guys, Stoney's rigging a beer bong.
That disturbance in the inter-tropical convergence zone, somebody's gonna have a hurricane.
Subplot! Subplot! Subplot!
High tech my butt, they don't even have touchtone phones!
An eight million dollar film and they're still using stock footage!
Uh, it's pre-pay after dark sir. Lift the handle sir, lift the handle.
When this was made Vince Van Patten was just a gleam on his father's forehead.
You are correct Sir!(Ed)
Now, what about this "trick" here, Lepetomane?
Oh, my god - what the heck are they doing up there?!
Sorry, I was watching 'Gidget' - can you repeat that last remark?
Oh no! He thinks he's Shatner..for crying out loud!
Sad really..mmm(in your best Peck voice)
How long can you hold your breath?!?
Ten Four...Killer Peck!
Looks like Hackman here screwed the pooch...over.
You know in those days you were required to smoke.
To two of you, good luck. To one of you, goodbye.
I'm working on a little project, Ive developed an experimental hypothesis for you to prove out. Have ya? Well, what is it? How long can you hold your breath?
Anyone seen my Grecian Formula?
You say the Magic Word..and you get $100!
Hey! isn't the machine supposed to kick in after 4 rings?
Hey it's Peter Ueberroth there!
That's your night retainer..Sir!
Well these are some pics my kids drew!
You little small town piss ant!
Hey! Check out Pee Wee's Evil Brother on the right!
The tiny sandwiches are being put back into deep freeze.
It's Stormin' Norman!
We suggest you start breathing in shifts!
but for Vince Lombardi and the Green Bay Packers..there would come another day!
'Sedate Him!' "put on some Dan Fogelberg"
'You see I broke the washing machine and now i can't fix it!' "What is he..The Maytag Repairman, all of a sudden?!?"
This makes for great TV!
'We're all coming back!' "Back?...When?...could you call 1st?"
Could you touch my screen too..Celia?
Note to myself...remember the monitor thing when he comes home!
'Well I go to go now!' "WHERE!?!?
'I said I love you!' "In front of the Guys!?!"
You know in those days you were required to smoke!
Is that Lou Grant?
It's the Beautiful Breck Girls!
What's he doing? He's crushing it into his cleft on his chin!
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash...wherever you are?
This is Ground Control to Major Tom...you've really made the grade...and the Papers want to know who's shirts you wear?
"Hellfighters" with John Wayne..will return!
Hey it's Helmet Day at NASA!
It's Commissioner Gordon!
'We're coming up to get you Iron Man!' "Uhh..We've called Triple A!"
'Fire Me!' "Sober up and then we'll talk about it!"
He is plucky..he is!
How come he gets to sit in the Big Chair?!?
There's a guy named Earl working on it.
Thunderbirds are Go!!!
“What is it?” How long can you hold your breath?
“I gotta go now.” Where?
Looks like Pac-Man.
We'll always have Encino....yeah whatever
Either that matte painting goes or I do.
"Well we're lying here like corpses now, what else can we do?" I'm glad you brought that up!
"We're still working on that engine." You've got the engine down there?! No wonder it doesn't work!
"I lost the bill for the insurance..." I'd find that and pay it if I were you.
"Play the videogame. Read the Bantam™ Book. Soundtrack available on RSO™ Records, or-- Hit the 'Demo' button on any Casio™ keyboard."
"Ahh... I would have done that, but our hoses are not compatible."
♬ ♪ "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail..." ♪ ♬
"Dying is easy. Comedy... is hard."
"I'd like to be fed to my dog."
"Get him sedated!"
"Put on some Dan Fogelberg."
"Y'know, in those days you were required to smoke."
"What's a four-letter word for 'fiery death'?"
"Yeah? Well, bite me, Harry-O!"
"Call in now with your pledge, and you'll get this great tote bag!"
"Seka? On the ship?! Bukka-Wow!"
"Looks like they're cuttin' off the nose cone to spite the rocket!"
Gotta go... Got a date with a very special widow...
Get out, get out! The calls are coming from INSIDE NASA!
Hey, there's LOTSA oxygen out there!
You're outta the dark, you're outta the woods, you're outta the niiiight...
I just won the Lotto! I QUIT! Wheeeee!
"How are the mice?"
- Oh, they're dead. How's the rabbit?
Roger, on that glory hold, sir...
I would have done that, but our hoses are not compyatible.
Has anyone seen my Grecian Formula? I left it here, it's a little bottle...it says Greg.
The other husbands were so strong and mine's a tower of Jell-O! But he's good though.
Here's a little hush money, don't tell your mother I gave you this.
I feel like some pineapple upside-down cake
License and registration please
Oh gene I hooked you into th nitrous I'm sorry!
I think I'll play a little super Mario if you don't mind
Gene...Gene buddy chin up
They want to give you something.... It's a headstone!
This makes for great tv!
he told me he was out of cigarettes
this is ground control to major tom you've really made the grade and the papers want to know who's shirt you wear.
Hey, you can see Aaron Spelling's house from here!
If you have a husband in space, press 1, if you have a dead husband in space, press 2.
Crummy Madonna microphone.
"I made this out of clay. I think it's a duck."
"They could flip a coin, but it would never come down."
". . . but we've gotten used to the idea of death. I told Stoney I love him."
"He thinks he's Shatner, for cryin' out loud!"
Crow as Peck: "Man, Hackman's really good in this. . ."
"I lost the bill for the insurance."
-I'd find that and pay it if I were you.
-you're breaking my heart.
Jiggle the antenae...put it on channel 3...there you go.
Gene...stop looking at it and just eat it!
From Marrooned to Gator McCluskey! YAHA-A, AHA-A AYAHA...We now return to Cannonball Run...MEA -HA A (How do you write Burt Reynold's laugh?)
Look, he's doing the Hindu rope trick...
What's a 4 letter word for fiery death?
Don't sleep in the subway baby.
...and don't eat re-frozened ice cream and don't mix household cleaners.
Always with the negative waves!
...or my name isn't Harry O US Treasury!
Just eat the chicken - don't play with your food!
That's a Yatzee.
"This is Mission Control, Houston..."
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Millions of dollars spent on the space programme and no one thought of camera straps!
That was TONY FRANCIOSA!!!
Hope they didn't need that.
I thought I told you to check that trailer hitch.
Here at Phillips Petroleum we've found ways to replace the environment. Take, for instance, these plastic self cleaning ducks.
This used to be a wetland preserve in North Dakota. Well, we've shellaced it and covered it in an acrylic polymer.
Haha, his head looks like a gumball machine! Stupid guy stranded in space, head looks like gumball machine... ::ahem::
Hey, hey, wait a minute! I was just about to become a Star Child!
Hey, is that Nancy Sinatra?
No, that was Servo...
Sounds like the last chord in 'A Day in the Life' only they slowed it way down...
Heh-heh, wait till they find out I'm joking. There's plenty of air for everyone!
So, Marooned to Gator McKlusky!
"Say NO to YES."
Wait, that's the Estes Saturn V! That's a level 5 ya know. Oh yeah, tumble recovery.
So, are all space craft systems go?
"Is there sufficient oxygen for 2 men?" What about 2 men standing on each others shoulders?
"I wrote something..." It's called The Reluctant Astronaut Bites the Big One.
"...this is Ironman. How do you copy?" On a Xerox machine, you?
Check it out, I'm giving Houston the finger. Wooo!
Like father, like son. Think about it, won't you?
You hang up first. No, YOU hang up first. No, you...
Just how many kisses did you give him? So I know when he gets here...
-I got too much tang in me...
We're huge. Over.
I had a good day today. "I made an ashtray."
Here's Bill Shatner's report right here...
The girls are here.
Ok, everyone gone potty?
"Do you read, Ironman?" No, but I read Final Exit, and it's gonna come in handy.
"I guess we're getting our second wind." Yeah, we can smell it down here!
I made this thing out of clay. I think it's a duck.
"We're going to the stars you little small town piss-ant, I want this man savagely beaten"
We suggest you all start breathing in shifts
-we got Judy Garland on the line- she'll be advising you on the pill thing...