402 - The Giant Gila Monster
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Ah, that's real nice but it doesn't help my legs.
Hey Mr. Douglas, I got those bodies buried just in time!
The Mole People have been a great source of strength.
"And the Lord said..."
TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!
Oh, good! Adlai Stevenson is here.
We're from the Committee to Keep Rock & Roll White!
Okay, back in the case...
What are you wearing? I'm putting my knee up, RIGHT NOW...
Gee, the moon does crazy things to your hair sir.
*Sheriff opens a door*
Crow- *Frankenstein groan*
Think he'll kill him?
Will Rogers Follies will continue after this.
Set me free booze I need you.
It's the evil dead all of a sudden! Awesome reference... Mad props to the Servo.
Well, he plum walked out of my jurisdiction
I thought you meant braces on your TEETH, honey...
aw bite me your the thing with two heads, it's fun!
"I'll turn it into a slingshot..." A Joe Namath netted slingshot.
No, they can't elope. They're fruit! Get it?
Don’t look at those, they’re not real.
By the way the stove’s on.
These folks are dead, not much else we can do.
“No draggin’.” And he just bought those red satin pumps.
When you due Sherriff?
And featuring Jack ‘No-nickname’ Marshall.
So...the entire town revolves around the towing business?! ~Crow
Norman Rockwell, sheriff.
Darling, how deed that go? ♪ ♫ Sing when you sling with ever the sing... ♪ ♫
He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn dance.
Before she couldn't walk... now she's hauling furniture!
♪ ♫ Sing whatever and eat the teens and sing, bleh leh leh leh leh.
It's the Soooooul Train!
Op. Take 'em back, they don't work.
Wish I were!
Why do you guys always throw me down and steal my wallet?
Alcoholism sure is a hoot!
You call this fixed?!
When ya due, Sheriff? ~Joel re: Sheriff Beerbelly
I love the smell of lizard in the morning. Smells like... chicken.
It's Oedipus on wheels!
I've seen this... This is the last scene from Crazy Larry and Dirty Mary, remember?
Let's go get something cool and slippery from the Stupid Jerk!
That's Soda Jerk! Come on you guys!
"I've got a surprise for you, now close your eyes..."
[cracks door] "RRRRWWWRRR!!!!"
"...keep em closed..."
Crow - "Gotta go drain the lizard. Gonna drain the lizard. That's another one...Yep."
Crow - "Son? Wait, he called me 'son'. No wonder mom crys when I mention the sheriff."
Tom Servo - "I'm guessing a Northwest flight passed overhead."
It looks like the garage of Dr. Caligari.
We're travlin' on the engine on the happy day express-
The letters on the engine say J-E-S-U-S, oh!
Golf shoes for EVERYBODY!
It's a personal pan Banjo!
Doin' the butt. Tow-truck driver's got a big butt!
Well, Glenn is fifty feet tall.
Just look for the burning guy.
She's trying to wish him into the corn field.
I'm going to listen to my cat scream.
Mom! How'd you get your knot untied?
Oh, leave the door open son, let me see light!
"Now you're broke aren't you?"
No, but my spirit is.
Get out before he starts playing again.
No not the coda! No!
I'm gonna kill him.
Aw, hi mom. Oh, hey don't get up here's your chili and your water.
Did we win the war son?
Shut up mom.
Here, drink this it'll help you feel American.
One Adam 12, One Adam 12 what are you doin' in Wisconsin?
I like butter. Look, my chin is yellow. That means I like butter bleleleleh
Billy goat, billy goat get off my bridge hehe
Oh, don't say bald spot. I'm sensitive.
"At least you can put that in your report." And smoke it!
I gotta chick-pea for a brain and I still outsmart 'em! Go figure!
Hey, it's a scene from Truth or Dare!
Here comes Sabrina and the Groovie Goolies!
I usually don't touch cheeks on the first date.
Bad movie? You're soaking in it!
" Thirsty" Ah, don't drink that's my urine I don't even do that, "Eww, that's bitter." What do you expect?
"Smith, Horatio- (Potato-head), Smith" (but you can call me sugar lumps)
EWW, it's Red Man juice.
I dub this spot "Luggage World"!
Oh, it's the other leading brand of nitro!
Hey, lemme alone! I paid the cover!
--and the Lord said, "Taste my lizard steel!"
"Let me smell your breath." Hmm nice uvula!
Eww ... bleu cheese flavored vodka.
Yeah that guys not gonna miss his credit cards either, y'know...
Was English your first language?
HEY HEY! One at a time - we've only got one boom mike!
Hey look, a hand! The director folks!
Whoa! Her braces shorted out the house!
*twitch* GET THESE SPIDERS OFFA ME!
Who put sodie pop in my sodie pop?
Oedipus, you put me down! You'll poke your eyes out!
Get yer knee up, boy, c'mon. There we go.
Did we win the war son ??
How much for the macaroni and cheese?
Aw, they killed off the only likeable character.
There's meat on the INSIDE!
Tonight, K-E-Double L-O-Double DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you FORGET the SKIDMARKS?!
I don't make this noise myself, folks- it's called foley. I'll be back later with another fun fact. Thanks, & enjoy... bleleleleleh.
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing
Things make sense when yer all liquored up.
You know a smart feller could put his knee up on such a thing.
Have you been putting your leg up again? Aren't I enough for you??
and the lord said DIE children Die! lelelele
Tutti-Fruity, Fresh & Fruity for ME!