403 - City Limits
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This is CNN--get off my land!
Somewhere there's a clown missing a sleeve.
Bring out your dead!
This is F-U-N.
Hey, look in the back --- it's the audience interest curve.
I can't get there --- they keep freeze-framing me!
Really Deep Man! He's really deep, man.
♫ Pull my fin-gahhh Butterfingahhh ♫
Don't be afraid, I'm just big boned.
Well, that's the great thing about the Apocalypse - there's always plenty of parking!
"Smuckers jelly, if you could taste Robby Benson."
Doctor Door Knobs and his Incredible Electro-Magnetic Thing!
The illegal smuggling of mimes...Nobody talks about it.
I wish I wore my bullet proof cod-piece!
Kim's having my fantasy about her!
Okay, you can puke now.
There's a big pile of Bob over there!
THE CHEESE PHONE!!!
Well, I'm nude, so never mind.
Do you guys mind if I open my umbrella?
He's being terrorized by the cast of Fame.
Hey, I'm not really a skull, lady!
I'm not really an actress!
Your really stupid if you get hit by a car after the apocalypse.
"Look Smithers, I'm Davy Crockett"
"Our Soylent Green tour begins here..."
These comic books are getting kinda silly.
Boy, it was windy last night. The cow stuck right to the barn!
♫ Oh there's no place like home for the Holocaust ♫
I know I've done better- look, you can't pay the rent doing August Wilson plays...
"If you eliminate me, someone just like me or worse will follow." Like one of the Carradine boys?
It's Stalag 90210...
TRAFFIC?!? It's after the apocalypse!!
He'll pass a stone in a minute; that'll REALLY make you howl!
Bleh, bleh, bleh. Even the band is vomiting.
This is F-U-N
He's got a Picasso boob platter on.
Hey, who invited the stinky guy? Smells like pussy nibbles.
Be careful! These guys are trained cable installers.
Cycles with wolves.
Great, they lapped the plot ... we're back at the beginning!
"Uh, can we all just stop and look at our scripts?... Oh, I guess it does say that Boy George drives in lobbing Molotov cocktails, huh..."
Hey! We gotta drink outta that water!
It's the guys from Kansas.
This is CNN. Get off my land!
So, do ya think your dad will sign my Big Bamboo album?
"Boy! Days Inn has tight security these days!"
Did I mention that I cried?
Hey! THat's not a museum. It's the cover of the Far Side Gallery!
So the future is ruled by vicious fops, is that what we're supposed to believe here?
- Yep, pretty much
"Hello, I'm Antonio Fargus. I'll be your fop-ish foil for the next hour."
Oh, that's dirty pool! If I knew what was going on, I'd really be indignant.
*gunshot* Oh, Austin City Limits.
I'm being beat up by the cast of Pirates of Penzance!
Okay we're at the last rest stop before the end of our careers!
Its the Sunday night mystery movie!