403 - City Limits
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Jim Henson's Leatherneck Babies
It's the villain from Johnny Quest!
Johnny Action Finger.
Traffic? It's after the apocalypse!
Hey who invited the stinky guy? Smells like pussy nibbles.
Great, they lapped the plot! We're back at the beginning!
Tom: 🎵When I grew up and went to school there were certain teachers who would shoot the children🎵
Joel: Hurt the children.
Tom: Sorry... just the guns....
Joel: In the movie City Limits, Tom, what was the name of the movie?
(Clark Gable voice) Frankie my dear, I don't give a damn.
Kim Cattrell is.... alright with me. rrrrraaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
🎼Bum-bum bump-bump Bah-nah-nuh-nuh-nunnn Bah-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nun-unt dunt-dunt dunt-dunt🎼
I am curious yellow.
They must have a mandatory skull law.
Was she the fat guy with the beard?
DO WE REALLY HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS?!
So can we leave now, Joel? Please?
Hey! That's the same scene as before. RIP OFF!
Something wacky this way comes.
Oh, hi. I was just launching a thousand ships.
"I was wondering..."
Why did you take this role?
Wow. She's got no pants. He's got no shirt. They barely have one outfit between them.
Hey...you're Kim Cattrall.
Start seeing motorcycles.
Wait. Is this happening now or fifteen years ago? ...which would be...now.
I wish...I were a fish.
It's after the apocalypse! No one's hiring!
Hey, looks like someone found a Ronco rhinestone and stud setter!
Hey, Hey! That's a double negative! Get him!
Underweight? Try a Sport Shake! They have a whole stick of butter in every can!
Filmed on location in Mazomanie, Wisconsin over by the new high school.
Someone's been digging in the remnant pile big time!
Look Smithers, I'm Davy Goodwrench!
Bruce Jenner! And he's got a Picasso, boob platter on.
Fashions by Maude. God'll get you for that, Joel!
You programmed us, wiener.
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing.
I got Crow T. Robot eyes.
The Geometric Nucleus.
Super Kim. You bet!
The Cheese Phone is back!
Where did I learn it?!
You programmed us... wiener...
This is a new sort of Punisher - he's not overly strict, he just sends people to their rooms!
Here at studio 14, The Munsters, Today is filmed...
Hey! Your Kim Cattrall.
It's a nice location for a beating, isn't it?
"Kilroy, and Killjoy."
"All right. Get in. But don't mess up the comic books!"
"Boy, ya' think he'd see that comin'. It happened already!"
"Uh-oh. Sonny Rollins is at it again."
"The Macy's Parade: Fifteen years from now."
"Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?"
"Robin Hood: Prince of Feebs."
"Oh, c'mon this is offensive on so many levels."
"Yeah, the position's filled. You'd be bored: It's mostly data entry."
"My own flesh I never loved better!"
That's for not keeping me up on script changes!
This is boring. Let's get out of here.
WOW! Fifteen years from now is pretty depressing!
Frank!! Take him Out!!!
Boy..it was windy last night! The Cows stuck right to the barn!
'The longer you wait' / "The better she looks!"
"How many dogs do you think he killed to get that coat?" "Plenty!"
Fashions By Maude!
How bout' a little fire Scarecrow?!?
It's a Days Inn Courtesy Van.
You can call him Ray...or you can call him Jay...or you can call him Sonny!
No acting beyond this point!
Should I re-weave my hair?
Your popsicle melted!
He's a Q-Tip!
Rae Dawn! Noooo!
The Night belongs to Old Milwaukee!
You're fired Scarecrow!
The Mild Ones!
There's got to be a way out of this film!
Superman...uhh, DC...of course!...Mighty Thor...Marvel!...yeah!...Little Audrey...burn it!!
What's it like being a Has Been?
Sizzler Ok with you guys?
Come back later! The Wizard is busy!
I claim this planet in the name of Mars!
Luke..I am your Father!
Geez! They should take better care of their pets!
She's wearing a set of Legos on her head!
So the Future is ruled by Vicious Fops!
'Mine's gettin' kinda' old!' / "Sorry to hear that!"
Uhh...The Movie is going to get confusing now!
The Clown Shoes are in!
This guys just funny...you can't explain it... you can't explain it...he's just funny...
Sounds like every Kenny Loggins song!
You meet the nicest people on a Honda!
There's a big pile of Bob right there!
Oh..so you think..like..your Dad could sign my Big Bamboo Album?
It's the Guys from Kansas!
You need a Concept Wardrobe..like me!
'I'm from the Desert!' / "On a Horse with No Name?!?"
You'll wanna wash that hand!
I like the skull better...
Oh there's no place like home for the holocaust!!!!
No acting beyond this point...
The awesome power of Absorbine, Sr.!
Go placidly amid the noise and haste? I don't THINK so!
I claim this planet in the name of Mars!
Well, so, what was that whole hitting me with chains thing all about?
They're tryin' to kill me! I guess I'll park...
Oh, darn, it's copyrighted...
He got dressed awful fast...
Hello? Why won't anyone do a scene with me?
Sounds like U2 is playing up on the roof!
And they still haven't found what they're looking for.
Apparently, they're trying to pass this off as something written!
Did I mentioned that I cried.
"Hi, I'm your Monsanto representative."
Uh oh! It's the Leno gang!
She's wearing a set of LEGOs on her head!
Looks like the sets were designed by Edward Hopper!
It's like he wants to order a pizza but doesn't dare.
Jim Henson's: Rae Dawn Chong Babies.
♫I wish I could see Citizen Kane. I wish I could see The Rules of the Game. I wish I could view The Seven Samurai. But every film I see make me wanna die. Uh uh uh uh!♫
Raymond Carver! If we don't save him minimalism is doomed!
Darn prop comics, gotta bring their stuff everywhere.
♫Well it’s a 1961-62-63-64-66...♫
This is C… oh, you know.
Hey your girlfriend just threw something off the bridge.
These desk jobs will just kill ya...
Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas
Moo get me down moo!
STEAKFACE AND WEEZIL-WOMAN!
Hold me closer tiny dancer...
Dad can we eat in the car?
It's the wackiest motorcycle in the army! Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Do you wanna take off your pants and join me?
The carnage is beautiful from up here
I am the god of hellfire and I bring you....
The fantastic 85!
Ya know she just has those glasses so she can pull them off dramatically
I thought of fish sticks once... :P
Oh that's the thanks I geeeeeeeeet!!!
I can sympathize... But you have a contractual obligation to finish this film
Come back later the wizard is busy!
I have no lines here...
Days Inn Where all are rooms are do not disturb
Hey England wants its flag back!
Hey those are my parents!
It is Bert and Ernie!
Was that a yes?
It's the Orkin army!
Ah! My kneecap exploded!
Be careful, these guys are trained cable installers.
This is CNN--get off my land!
Somewhere there's a clown missing a sleeve.
Bring out your dead!
This is F-U-N.
Hey, look in the back --- it's the audience interest curve.
I can't get there --- they keep freeze-framing me!
Really Deep Man! He's really deep, man.
♫ Pull my fin-gahhh Butterfingahhh ♫
Don't be afraid, I'm just big boned.
Well, that's the great thing about the Apocalypse - there's always plenty of parking!
"Smuckers jelly, if you could taste Robby Benson."
Doctor Door Knobs and his Incredible Electro-Magnetic Thing!
The illegal smuggling of mimes...Nobody talks about it.
I wish I wore my bullet proof cod-piece!
Kim's having my fantasy about her!
Okay, you can puke now.
There's a big pile of Bob over there!
THE CHEESE PHONE!!!
Well, I'm nude, so never mind.
Do you guys mind if I open my umbrella?
He's being terrorized by the cast of Fame.
Hey, I'm not really a skull, lady!
I'm not really an actress!
Your really stupid if you get hit by a car after the apocalypse.
"Look Smithers, I'm Davy Crockett"
"Our Soylent Green tour begins here..."
These comic books are getting kinda silly.
Boy, it was windy last night. The cow stuck right to the barn!
♫ Oh there's no place like home for the Holocaust ♫
I know I've done better- look, you can't pay the rent doing August Wilson plays...
"If you eliminate me, someone just like me or worse will follow." Like one of the Carradine boys?
It's Stalag 90210...
TRAFFIC?!? It's after the apocalypse!!
He'll pass a stone in a minute; that'll REALLY make you howl!
Bleh, bleh, bleh. Even the band is vomiting.
This is F-U-N
He's got a Picasso boob platter on.
Hey, who invited the stinky guy? Smells like pussy nibbles.
Be careful! These guys are trained cable installers.
Cycles with wolves.
Great, they lapped the plot ... we're back at the beginning!
"Uh, can we all just stop and look at our scripts?... Oh, I guess it does say that Boy George drives in lobbing Molotov cocktails, huh..."
Hey! We gotta drink outta that water!
It's the guys from Kansas.
This is CNN. Get off my land!
"Boy! Days Inn has tight security these days!"
Did I mention that I cried?
Hey! THat's not a museum. It's the cover of the Far Side Gallery!
So the future is ruled by vicious fops, is that what we're supposed to believe here?
- Yep, pretty much
"Hello, I'm Antonio Fargus. I'll be your fop-ish foil for the next hour."
Oh, that's dirty pool! If I knew what was going on, I'd really be indignant.
*gunshot* Oh, Austin City Limits.
I'm being beat up by the cast of Pirates of Penzance!
Okay we're at the last rest stop before the end of our careers!
Its the Sunday night mystery movie!