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403 - City Limits



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Mason Hilliard - 23 days ago

THE WORST.. WHAT KIND OF ACTING IS GOING ON IN THIS FILM? COMEDY


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Link two is broken, says the account got terminated for multiple copyright infringements. Somebody must have a little too much time on his or her hands to just keep flagging MST3k episodes. Sheesh.


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Gourry Gabriev - 2 months ago

I am so confused. This movie is REALLY dumb.


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David May - 3 months ago

This episode isn't very funny. I can't recall laughing so little during an mst3k episode. I don't know if it's this movie, Joel's stuffy nose, or what but it just isn't doing it for me. :(


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Katy Warner - 4 months ago

Did I mention that I cried?


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Ginger Fitts - 4 months ago

Ping Pong Balls........takes me back to the days of the good Captain Kangaroo!!!


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Always-Smells-Like-Maple Man! I think I knew him way back. He'd fry that maple bacon for breakfast. That stink never comes off!


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Just Johnny Baca - 4 months ago

Wow, Rae Dawn was smokin... oh wait. Wrong family member. Sorry.


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Michelangelo Roche - 4 months ago

In color 90s mst3k reels are the best, why doesn't this have more laughs?!


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Maxwell Townsend Levitch - 5 months ago

Is it just me, or does young Danny De La Paz look a lot like Aziz Ansari?


with apologies to another Kim C.
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NS - 6 months ago

His shell is Krylon gold
His beak cracking wise
His jokes are seldom old
He's got Crow T. Robot eyes

He'll turn sarcasm on you
He isn't always nice
He's as cold as Midwest snow
He's got Crow T. Robot eyes

And he'll riff these
Cheesy movies
So you're laughing, slapping your knees
He's a puppet, it's no secret, from his claws to his lacrosse net
Kim Cattrall makes him rhapsodize
He's got Crow T. Robot eyes


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'Dhalgren', anybody?


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Jonathan Peden - 8 months ago

Mike Nelson's Morrissey song...brilliant! Still giggling..."I cried last night..."


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Theiguanaman2 - 8 months ago

Is the singer at the beginning in the box Mike?


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Ray Garraty - 8 months ago

One thing I have noticed with these crappy films is lighting and this one is terrible, unless it's in the bright daylight everything is dark, even the indoor shots are too dark.


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Realistic Action Batch - 9 months ago

Holy crap. This show never gets stale. I have watched this episode semi-frequently ever since it first aired and I just now caught Crow's callback to the absurdly calm blind man from Rocket Attack USA. I've seen that host segment at *least* 30 times and it never clicked until now. Wow.


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Joseph Ewing - 10 months ago

How did they get into the water silo thing at the beginning? After climbing the latter, did they jump up fifteen feet?


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Joseph Ewing - 10 months ago

I want to hear more about the Buttmaster


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Steve Kelleher - 11 months ago

Can't decide if JEJ is better in this or Conan the Destroyer...


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Tanishia Williams - 11 months ago

James Earl Jones must have had gambling debts. What the hell is he doing making a turkey like this?


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Alyssa Transitoria - 11 months ago

I had a crush on the main actor in this when he was in Top Gun...the guy Maverick and Goose replace at the beginning...


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I don’t think I want to know what a ‘pussy-nibble’ is.


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It’s always a good idea to wear a motorcycle helmet that completely obliterates your peripheral vision.


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I’ve seen that skull mask somewhere else but I can’t place it.


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♫Jeeper-creepers, etc, etc… ♫


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Gregory Robert Dunn - 12 months ago

IN THE FUTURE..... There will be bad grammar!


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Gregory Robert Dunn - 12 months ago

This is a HIGHLY underrated episode. CLASSIC!


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Joseph Ewing - 12 months ago

Dave Earl Jones must have signed a really shitty contract for Star Wars if he ever had to work again, let alone work in a movie like this.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

If it hadn't been so dark, it might have been semi-likable!


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James Krummel - about 1 year ago

I didn't discover this site until a couple weeks back when a friend told me about it on Twitter. There was quite a lot of episodes I had never seen and this was one of them. The opening skit where Crow and Servo pull the old Captain Kangaroo skit with the ping pong balls on Joel made me lose it. Just classic. Instantly won my laugh vote right there. Now, on with the rest of the episode.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

So according to the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, Kim Cattrall sent Crow a bouquet of flowers after watching this episode. Way to go, Mr. T. Robot!


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

Since this movie was made after the cold war the plague is the new enemy wow why it couldn't be zombies lol.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

This movie is like Red Dawn but they're fighting eachother


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

Few caught it... and fewer yet cared, but at 59:33 Rae Don Chong says "Leland!" and Servo says "Sklar". I am a huge James Taylor fan, and Leland Sklar was his bass player for 40 years. Obscure callback, thanks!


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Kim Spence Dean - over 1 year ago

"Sorry --- I was looking for SOC 101" --- music to my ears. I'm a Sociology instructor.


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

Except for the action scenes too dark to see anything, I kinda sorta like this movie...


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Cindy - over 1 year ago

Holy Cheese Phone! One of the funniest things I've yet to see in MST3K is when Joel casually opened his umbrella!


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

This movie deserved to get picked apart... it's really lame, thankfully Joel and the Bots made it worth watching. Without them who knows if this movie would ever get seen again.


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Will never forget the first time I saw Mike as Morrissey. I'm pretty sure I squealed like a school girl.


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Tom's hands are peach in this one. I guess he took his white gloves off? :)


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

Love the umbrella Joel ;)


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Brad D - about 2 years ago

One of the best riff fests ever...and that is saying something!


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Alex Stefanic - about 2 years ago

I love how the VERY LAST ping pong ball bounces right off of Tom's head.


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Dana Xu - about 2 years ago

♫I got Crow T. Robot eyes...♫


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Gal Dagon - about 2 years ago

I wonder what JEJ would sound like after inhaling Helium.

Also, as a basketball fan, the fact that the gang is called "the Clippers" never fails to amuse me.


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

The RevJJVQ is RIGHT.... *5:53* says it ALL !!


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Kimono Dragon - about 2 years ago

Gripping storyline. A Mark Wahlberg look-alike wants to become a Shriner.


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Mark Eddleman - about 2 years ago

I never really remember much from this episode but I love the opening skit with the ping pong balls, so hilarious!


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Chris Bennett - about 2 years ago

The final segment says what I was thinking during the whole movie - what the heck is ever going on??


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RevJJVQ - over 2 years ago

*5:53* Freeze frame on Joel's espression. THATS how I look while watching City Limits.........OH GOD THIS IS SOOOOOO BAD-


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NS - over 2 years ago

That guy from The Lion King, that other guy from Beauty and the Beast, that girl from Star Trek VI, and Rae Dawn Chong come together in a dull, goofy, under-lit movie. It's supposed to be after the apocalypse, but mostly it just looks like Nevada, and you're never sure who you're supposed to be rooting for or why. Riffing is fair-to-middling. Host segments are delightfully nutty; it helps if you know Morrissey for his early work rather than his more recent militant PETA skinhead image.


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Em Parker - over 2 years ago

What was that very disturbing moment at 1:17:59?


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Jhef Rehak - over 2 years ago

Really wish Joel would've blown his nose before going into the theatre. Pretty distracting