404 - Teenagers from Outer Space
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Damn illegal aliens!
"Pull my finger! Pull my finger!"
"... in less time it takes the sun to rise and fall!"
You mean a day
On a killing spree, huh?
Children lose the ability to walk!
that thing would keep growing!...'and the lobster too!'
I sure wish we could pan over there, but...
No run-on sentences!
"Derek, I just thought..."
Well, stop that.
Your desk embarrasses us.
"Let us be quick. I do not like to look upon it." -- Let us implement contractions.
"It is not dead."
(in high pitch, british voice) I'm not dead. I'm getting better.
"And when we return to the home base, you will be reported to the high court with the evidence against you." -- FOR TORTURE!!!
"It thrives." -- 🎵Thrive, Captain, Thrive..🎵
♬♮ Du-du dun dun dun dun du-da-du-nunt ♮ ♬
When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to torture!
So..have I told you I have a man up in space ?
"He wanted to make Earth his home, promised he would never leave!”...Oh, your problems are the MOST important, aren’t they?
Everybody gets to be a hostage in this movie!
And as always, there’s plenty of free parking at the quarry
Answer me or I'll destroy you! ( I'd like to use that line in real life.)
Let us implement contractions.
My hip hurts. Why?
Oh, every time I'm about to swab!
Expandable leg bands, yes sir!
I've got a headache *this* big, and it's got this movie written all over it.
"Geez, can I getcha' anything else? How ya' fixed for socks and underwear?"
"It's Sunday morning in Hollywood! C'mon down to Bargain Clown!"
"I'm from Joizy!"
♫ ♬ "Picture yourself on a train in a station..." ♬ ♫
"Go hang Bob in my office."
"Who decorated this house? Wayland Flowers?"
♬ ♮ "It's the New Zoo Revue... Comin' right at you..." ♮ ♬
"Y'know, you won't see costuming like this until Marc Singer does V."
"Or until Thomas Pynchon does V."
hmm hmm hmm ..She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean...
Why do you seek the living among the dead?
We'll need a shoestring and a picture of Eve Arden!
'Remove funny bone - ha, ha, ha...'
I'm David Eisenhower! That make you... Julie Nixon?!
I did not say 'Simon Says"!
Hrrrmmm, hrrrmmm - Estelle Getty, Myrna Loy... Hrrrmmm...
We can't have a plot twist this late in the movie!
There's a dead space man to see you, sir!
Why do I always have to do the exposition?
Hot-blooded! Check it and see....
Dear Gramps - I cannot continue to live this way...
Y'know, for all it's pitfalls, this movie educates as well as irritates...
That's an odd taste... Send 'em the movie, Frank!
"96 volumes-" of beer on the wall.
This is just like Misery... what do you mean, this IS MISERY
Horrible... yet effective.
"You can forget the Code of operations, Captain"
Joel: I'm the Code of Operations now!
Uh, you've really relieved me, thanks loads...
is that the straw that broke the Camel's Back?
I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."
39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."
You are one weird mama jama
Those Easy Spirit pumps saved her hash
I was goin' to a hat party, and mine was the grandest of all!
It's a tube of Crest. He must be a cavity fighter.
School always smells the same when you go back. Yup, smells like shame, guilt and humiliation.
There's only a couple of skeletons. And they're not talkin'.
It's Gramps, he's got "the flu" again.
He is a whisper thin lad.
Menopause can feel like a speeding car chase.
I hope the bandages stick to your scabs, sonofa...
Have you been waiting long?
♫Derek killed your do-og, Derek killed your do-og♫
"Don't worry I'll get it."
Probably just a silly-old plot point.
What do you know. Valley parking
Reporters running away from the story
He doesn't have any insurance!
It's the last boy scout
There using real bullets...those bastards!
I am the egg man goo goo kajoob!!
"Where are you from, Derek?"
"Studsville. Population, me!"
Yeah, that's pretty far fetched, Bob.
I have often walked across the street before. But I've never done it packing heat before.
Snap! Crackle! Pop! Ricko! Lee!
I guess you can fight city hall. There you go.
Yeah, if you throw up or need some saw dust just call me.
They are all wearing V-necks. They must be Student Council from Outer Space.
Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.
"With what weapons are they equipped?"
"Guns that emit what!?"
(said after Sparky is toasted)
You know, this little dog's become quite a tourist attraction around here
(said during shot of toasted Sparky.)
You'll fail! You cannot beat us! We're the people! We'll poop on you!
There's a piece of green something...! ...oh.
Cigarette butt, what the hell's that doing in there?
"The gargen are to be raised here." Oh yeah, the lobsters, I forgot.
Too much Chlorine!
"That couldn't be Sparky." Sparky had skin.
That's like the Jenny Craig ray.
Paging Mr. Herman.
Wow, really old teenagers from outer space.
Wake up and smell the collie!
"You will wait until the sky is light-"
It IS light!
"He's a murderer! He killed Professor Simpson, Grandpa! He's after Derrick and he's probably on the way back to the house right now!"
Uh, does he need a room?
Oh, so she came from Planet Claire!
Lotta seeds in this stuff...
It's a Rock Lobster!!
"You're so much like us..." Wait until you see my tongues!
"There he is, trying to cross the street!" Stay Grandpa, stay!
Again with the finga!
She makes everything sound so dirty!
Have you met my granddaughter?
Now I like ya Trevor, but you're screwy see and I'm the one wearin' the Roscoe.
"There was family! There was love!" Oh, bite me! There was not!
The Foley man is frying up a burger.
Meanwhile, at the outhouse on the hill.
It's full of chili! It's a tunnel of chili, like a Hormel Hotdog!
If he dies, they can make soup!
For all it's pitfalls, this movie educates as well as entertains. Ever think of that?
Crow: "Look at that stupid jumpsuit belted at the waist!"
Crow: "Yours is nice."
I taste copper!
Oh Grandpa! I bought that NyQuil for colds, not for you to make NyQuiladas!
Yesth it ith, very thsore.
What's he reading - Prostrate World News??
Wait - I just came to say I killed your dog.
".....Did I tell you I have a "man up in space", No literally, I have a man up in space...."
Leave it to Dr. Forrester, to crack an awesome riff the last 3 seconds of airtime...
"From Chaos, to Kennebunkport in minutes.."
"Let's go home I've got a room to let out."
"But what about torture?"
"Scarecrow, I will miss you most of all..."
Shrimp in the gate!
Operator! There's a naked girl in my pool, and she's nude!
Jim Henson's Baretta Babies!
What about TAWRT'CHA?
JOEL: Likewise, I'm sure!~
JOEL: In REEL life...
TOM: There's a big fat, drunk guy sleeping on your couch.
JOEL: And in REAL life...
CROW: There's a big fat, drunk guy sleeping on your couch.
JOEL, as DRIVER: Oh, a riddle, ha? One of them funny word-puzzle-jokes, huh? I like them.
CROW: And I will RULE THE WORLD!
TOM: Um, maybe you should have brought this up in group...
You blocked my path!
Go back to your planet, space teens!!
I can load my pants.
Teach me of parking...
This is bogus! I'm going to the deep end!
You know, for all its pitfalls, this movie educates as well as entertains.
Boy, I could really go for a hamburger sandwich and some french fried potatoes. I AM a teenager, after all.
Hmmmm, what's this button? AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
And on the lighter side... *goofy laughs*
Rock - Lobster!
For the seafood killer in you.
Shall I compare thee to a fleshy wound?
It's only a flesh wound.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
It's Malibu Barbie's Dream Desk!
"Why would anyone want to kill Sparky?" 'Cause he was a Schnauzer.
Are you my daddy?
When TV repairmen walked the Earth.
It's Audrey Hepburn's hat from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
"I say, what is this?" And you say it rather woodenly.
He's gonna turn city hall into the Natural History Museum.
I am looking for Sarah Conner.
"are you hurt dadly"?.."I dont think so". then down the hill with ya
So have I told you I have a man up in space?
My hip hurts, why?
Oh I'm a writer, producer, director, but I really want to grip!
A big crab, sure, but a man from space?
Another Jenny Craig success story!
Who took the frames out of the film?
Earth girls ARE easy!
I have never piloted swim trunks before.
Let us implement contractions.
"WE are the supreme race! WE have the supreme weapons!" WE have the supreme pizzas!
Really OLD teenagers from outer space!
Surface readings resister above minumbbbbum requirements
Oh it's his graduation photo.
Where was I on the night of the 14th?
The hills have crabs...
Suddenly it's Carnival of Souls!
"Bring up the Gargon!" I'll need an ipecac...
But sir, you're a hand puppet...
It came all this way to go bowling?
"We are the supreme race!" Aw, turn Rush Limbaugh off!
Evening may be Tom's, but the night belongs to Crow.
Thank you, Captain Exposition.
Oh, I'm a writer, producer, and director but I really want to grip.
"There was happiness, there was love" - Oh bite me there was not!
gummy bears don't spread darkness and death... do they?
oh, I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping!'