405 - Being from Another Planet
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I can't, myself, take a quantum leap into the supernatural."
Not in these clothes anyway.
Others in the collection include, He Raises a Hand in Anger, World's Deadest Grandma, and Dad's Liquid Breakfast.
(Co-Ed fleeing mummy falls from roof on to parking lot)
Oh, she missed the pool and that will affect her score.
A fish finder? In a HOSPITAL??!!
Was I Smith or Jones? It's been so long, I can't remember.
"I predict her career will go nowhere"
"He hasn't seen the light of day in over 3000 years."
So he's gonna be crabby.
phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?
I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.
--'cause I was dizzy with lust.
"If you don't find anything, come right back."
But if you do find something, stay there.
Hey! Wrap that thing up! It'll spoil!
I'm watching you!
OK..we're all going to join hands now and try to contact the script.
And, thus, the classic library chase scene comes to a close.
Maybe we should have coffee somewhere...really OLD coffee!
What's all this then?
"I'm sorry, did I startle you?"
No, that's why I wet myself.
(Golem voice) What has its gots in its pocketzes?
Frank, let's pretend I hurt you and move on.
I have no idea. I'm a complete phony.
Folks, I apologize. I had no control over the content of this film.
Caution: Snow angels in progress.
Oh, he's doing his paint by number clown.
Shaddup , you mug!
That's it, I give up on women. I'm gonna be a priest. "Well, forgive me father for I have sinned."
Okay I'll grant you, 'Castle of Fu Manchu' was just as bad, but we've never done a worse film !
Sarah, what happened?
Figure it out, you look like Bea Arthur.
Stalagmites, stalactites, stalagmites. Did I get that right?
Hey kid, here's a belly chain for ya. Enjoy.
We'll flip for the lady. Tails seems appropriate.
When you find that guy, I wanna be the first one who knows.
You got it.
Unless you're dead.
Pete, Linc, Julie
Super suave love man Ken Melrose
It's probably a hidden compartment.
It's only hidden unless you look.
If we could see that I bet it'd be real scary.
"What are you doing here?"
We're staging a hat party and everyone's invited!
Hey, there's a harp back there!
"I'll get it"
I think she would say, "Why don't you cover those things?"
Oh no! My mom found my stuff.
And the snake knives, Mr. Pretzky...
What are you lookin' at?!
- Is that a contoured sheet?
- It is, now...
♫Michael Goldstein! Michael Goldstein! What a beautiful naaaaaame...♫
Huh-huh... Shiny! Who's Helen?
It's a Fremen!
Oh, no, there's a Steadicam in the boiler room!
Someone's got their finger on a DX-7, here!
Stick to hockey, Wayne!
~This Movie SUUUCKS!!!!!!~
Oh that's a shame!...He had Tenure too.
Smile! Say Mummy Meat!
'Jaaanne!' "His Wife!"
I feel like I'm in a Beer Commercial!
Oh! He's at the Airport.
Let's pretend I hurt you and let's move on.
Did Ancient Astronauts wear Lee Press-On Nails?!?
Man those are some stylin' trousers!
Who is Humming!!!
4 to beam up!
They can't run? This guy walks slower than Miss Jane Pittman!
I am the Great & Powerful Oz!!!
Hey! Hey! The Leather!
I just don't want to look like Jackson Browne anymore!
Hey Nice Skull!
That's Great, Honey! Could we get her a sedative?!?
You are one lucky Mama Jamma!
Not the deep end Susie!
Susie Dear! Put the bracelet down!
You know if you bang on the door enough times..it usually opens!
Uhhh! Sportsweeaar Please!!!
Hey Lady! I just want my thing back!
You know when you take all the really fun stuff in the World and put it in 1 room...it leaves you feelin' kinda' empty...
[ ' Like that Fungus' ] ["Among Us!" ]
I love the Velour Tunic she's wearing!
Did I make you dress up like Lucie Arnaz last night?!?
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Black Moses of Soul!
~~I've got the Wedding Bell Blues!..du du du do doo..~~
Nobody respects a man who dresses nice!
It's the original Broadway cast of Pippen.
Nice Mac Davis outfit!
Here at Devry you can work on computers from 1978!
It's an Orgo!
Who dresses you...John Fogerty?
There spending $8,000 a year for this?!?
meanwhile at the Kennedy Compound.....
Wayne Gretzky! What are you doing here?
Gee! It get's dark fast?!?
He just invented shake-a-pudding!
[ 'Stanley!' ] [ "you wanna' help me do things right?" ]
She can't stand the sight of pudding!
Okay, here are my head shots, now all I need is some talent.
We're all gonna join hands now and try to contact the script!
Ah, they picked him out of nowhere.
Isis oh Isis!
Aww, it’s an orange-out.
“-Sorry I screwed up your show.
-It’s okay.” I get paid anyway.
“You know damned well what I’m talking about.” I’ve seen your shower.
“Michael?” Row your boat a shore.
Ditch the coffin, we got what we need.
- Shut up.
It's Dali's 'Last Supper'...
Eat At Joe's... Eat At Joe's...
- They're paying $8000 a year for THIS?
- It's not tuition, it's a cover charge!
Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!
Why did they send a mummy to Pine City VoTech?
Oh great, the plague!
Jan Brady like you've never seen her before.
Quick, down a completely different hallway.
I feel like I'm in a beer commercial.
Ah, and here's my zygote in Ft. Lauderdale.
*Professor puts his hands on his face*
*Tom makes squishing sounds*
Looks like ABBA in college.
Who is humming??
It's just Dave Lennox he's there to change the filter
Then go down to the shower and take a picture of my girlfriend
I forgot to mention that I LOVE real brain!
It's so warm...like me
Meanwhile in Friday the 13th...
Last tomb on the left!
BORING INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
So what you're saying is that this movie is going directly to...radio.
Oh, no! There's a steady cam in the boiler room!
Thanks. I just threw it on.
Dont tell mom the babysitter's hot!!!
Dear aunt Nefertiti....thanks for the socks?
"You've been sleeping all day. You must have been really tired" Ah, you're brilliant.
and don't wash a red towel in a white load!
So far this movie looks like a dramatization of a movie.
she's not very calm for a nurse
she can't stand the sight of pudding
"He's got an electric dance belt on!"
"Wasn't Robert Redford in that?"
"Oh, don't worry, Susie. There's not enough money in the budget to have ya' killed!"
"Aaahhh... 'Two scoops of raisins...' my ass!"
"Hey, all right. I got Hardbodies and Mannequin II!"
"Y'know, this looks more like spermazoa vacation pictures."
"Please, Honey. Not while I'm decoupaging."
"Oh, not my color. I'm definitely a Fall."
" 'Bless... This... Mess' ?!"
Turns out the mummy's a lame styrofoam-headed alien.
Bots (Scared & upset while viewing creepy "mummy vision" camera pans on boiler room pipes) Crow: Ooh! No more green pipes & things!! Joel: U guys, there's nothing 2 b afraid of; it's just This Old House, okay?
You know, I've got the weirdest feeling someone is touching a girl right now.
And get me a pound of goat cheese!
Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
It's that thing again! The thing that's been driving the plot nowhere!
Go get Ken Melrose. He'll touch anything!
I may not have been born with a lobotomy, but now I can look like I was.
[I am going to close every frat house and search every room on this campus!] "And I'll search every underwear drawer on Sorority row!"
Whoa, light a match!
JIM HENSONS : BABY BABIES
"It's a HONEY ROASTED HAND..."
"I still haven't figured out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie center..."
"Hey, scrubbing bubbles.."
"This is a SINUS headache..."
Well, there's no emotional attachment to me, I can die!
Welcome to the annunciation seminar.
"What's this stuff?" Guaca-mummy!
Cuz of those crystals!
"I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt..." I just didn't want to look like Jackson Browne anymore!
Meanwhile, at the Kennedy compound...
"Are you suggesting that our fungus..." is among us?
"Clown!" Take that back, or I'll squirt you with my flower!
Looks kinda like a van mural...
I pity the dirt that gets in my way.
Honk if you hate this film!
Here at DeVry you can work on computers from 1978!
Dear aunt Nefertiti, thanks for the socks ..?
Be scared. Be very ascared!
I'm Leonard Nimoy in search of...my career.
"Ah! An asparagus monster!"
Folks, I apologize... I had no control over the content of this film.
"Did I startle you?" No- that's why I wet myself...
Oh! She missed the pool, and that will affect her score.
-Trumpy you can do magic things
do we have ten pound balls?
Being from another planet, I didn't have much to do with this film.
Did you check out Ludlum's "Mingmang Patingtang"?
Oh, it's the Ludlum Library. There's "The Horshack Conspiracy".
It's not easy seeing green!
Jim Henson's Baby Babies.
"It wasn't a mummy, it was a daddy." Ugh, booz, free me!
And I still haven't figured out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie center.
"And nobody has to know about it. Not the police, not the press." Certainly not the audience.
Finally, the Warren Commission files!
Boy, Trapper John M.D. lives next to Medical Center.
"You've been X-raying this mummy with ten time the normal dose!" He could die!
Oh, this is his summer tomb that nobody talks about.
"To whom it may concern..." GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK! YOU SONS OF-
Be scared! Be very ascared!
Honey glazed hand!
"What could those be?" How the heck would WE know!
Brophy, that's when your brother wins a trophy.
"I think the institue is in 'grave trouble'." Hahah, kill him!
Hi, I'm the soundtrack for this movie. You know, music is a series of ones and zeros...
Hello Winchells? Send a policeman right over!
Oh boy, here comes an evil asthmatic.
Is it not only his nose that grows?
this music is by the producers brother-in-law
Now let's all hold hands and we'll attempt to contact the script.