" over there in those reeds is where my daddy met my pappy!"

"Oh take me to the mushroom palace my sweet friend booze,"

Crow - "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Tom Servo - "Yeah...CREST!"

Tom Servo - "Maybe we should have subtitles for this."

Take care of yourself Steve.
Crow - "Or someone might stab you in your sleep."

Crow - "Uh...I heard you say 'did you hear something."

Well I blew my blankie clean off.

Joel: It looks like the camera man can't find the cast.
Crow: Oh, I've seen this in Dementia-13.

I'm Skippy the Chimp!

Tom: You know liquor makes everything right.
Joel: From the Liquor Council.
Crow: It's what your body's thirsty for.

I'll make some coffee sandwiches.

Hey look. Jim Henson's Cracker Babies.

"Dave Walker wasn't the kind of man to hang himself." Nah, he's a blade man.

"Everybody knows Cal and Liz had a hankerin' for eachother." I think it went way beyond hankerin'

I've got a Ph.D. in staying away from your wife!

Hey! That was his heart blowing up!

Mrs. Shelby, I got your groceries here. Don't want no trouble this time.

Liz: You're just so strong.
Joel: Smelling, I mean.
Liz: I like a man who's strong.
Crow: Smelling, I mean.

Yeah, I'm here about the affair. I have an appointment for two o'clock Wednesday.

Oh, it's a swamp. Should we bring our evil in here?

Aw, this guy's the sheriff of everything.

Ah! Thanks for comforting me with a gun!

This sittin' around plum wore me out.

Hm, a Title Sequence Named Desire.

I'll have a Dick Rubin, hold the sauerkraut.

Looks like an E.E. Cummings book cover.

Hey it's the thirty-four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Hey did you remember to close the HATCH! Doh!

This looks like a fine place to set down my pasty white bottom.

Ken just exploded sir.

"Look, I'll spit in my own mask this time!"

"Goodbye Gilligan! Goodbye Skipper! I sure hope those coconut air-tanks hold out!"

"I think we should use my new A-Bomb!"

"Stay together, cheeks!'

"Hey, he's stuck to the ceiling!"
"Oh great, a swinger. Always on my shift!"

"If they kill me, they're probably enemies."

"And everywhere, the smell of men enjoying themselves."
*Sniff-sniff*
"Ew!"

"All these people are dead now. Isn't that weird?"
"Think about it."

Clowns are raining down...
Hear the scream of the grease paint...
Danger...
Clown puddles

Feller by the name of Humbert Humbert wants to see me.

It's a 1968 Chrysler Merrimac.

It's the Ponderosa under the sea!

Kill the dorky guy! I hate comic relief.

every weekend I go through this

♪ I'm a danger to myself and others ♫

Uh, she dropped her contact lens in my mouth and was trying to get it out with her tongue...uh yeah, that's it...

We now return to Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid, a Troma presentation.

Sucker - wait a minute, that's me!

GE - we bring good things to death.

Oh no! They're shooting hot dogs at 'em. Hold the mustard on that one!

This is my handle, this is my gun. One is for pouring, one is for fun.

"You just don't understand, do you?" - I'M A JERK!

Uh, Jeb, you got a real dark side.

Your hat's very "creative" today, Kyle.

I'll catch you, you wascally adulterers!

"Remember what he said about the gators." He said, 'AAAAAAUGH!'

I hate when they talk during the movie! Oh...

Eye--cuh--rum--bah

Liz, honey ??, think ya could lose some weight ??

Let me get in my costume and tell you about it, now pretend I'm a ???? pirate.

"Right over there in them weeds" is where my daddy met my pappy.

I know what you're thinking. Did I fire one shot or only one?

Calgon, take me away!

We're worried about your not smoking, Chad.

Hey! These dogs have been sniffing each other! Liberty! Checkers!

Joel, I can't help but feel that that film was flawed in certain ways...

Oh, I stood up too fast - phew...

I'm-a-little-tea-pot-short-and-stout...

Keep your mind on your work, you're in enough trouble as it is!

How dumb are you Uncle Dad?

"I belieeeve this is my date!"

~I don't know how to mmmmmp mmmmmph~

Oh, take me to the sweet mushroom palace my friend booze.

"One night, he tried to hold up a gas station." But he wasn't very strong, so it fell on him.

I had a really weird dream last night; I dreamed that we all got back to Earth, and then you guys got a duplex together.

Hey, I hate when they talk during the mov-- oh.

Ah, what a rich life huh? Flipping a walnut in a sieve all day.

Wait there, we are coming to attack you!

Ya, that's great...when you get near a sentence, let us know

"Look Dad!" --How come they all turned when he said 'Dad'?

Here Billy, you draw their fire. AGAIN?!

they're dead...GOOD BYE! they don't have a chance...I'LL SEE YA LATER, GOOD LUCK! we'll drag em' out tomorrow...GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!