407 - The Killer Shrews
|Short - Junior Rodeo Daredevils:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I don't know everything; I don't even know how fish work."
"Go ahead --- strip me of my dignity at age 4!"
"I've never been one to turn down a drink!"
-I've been known to beg for em as a matter of fact.
Does anybody know the plot yet?
It's the Gom Jabbar!
Do you know "There's a hurricane coming"
No, but if you hum a few bars...
GO AHEAD! STRIP ME OF MY DIGNITY AT AGE FOUR! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AAAT?!
Hey, y'know what? We could do something with these wiiigs!!
Look at him! He looks weird without his glasses. :)
Oh wait, here's a trick I taught him: stay! Rot! Good boy.
"Hey, I found a WHEAT PENNY."
"There is an extremely high poison content in the shrews saliva."
"BUT IT'S SMOOTH OVER ICE."
"Beware the DWARF."
JOEL: "Honey, I think we got puppets down here."
SERVO "Hand puppets?"
JOEL: "Ya they're under the stairs, I don't think they're marionettes."
"New rule frank. Don't ever touch me!"
Now it's like an Agatha Christie novel!
"I'm gonna bury you up to your necks."
"Let me ask you something doctor" Where are the olives?
We'll never escape this town.
Animals are to be BRED AND SLAUGHTERED!
That must be how Festus got his voice and his limp
Hemotoxic syndrome. Sounds like a Ludlum book.
That's a pretty complex insult for a drunk
Ya know, this is another one of those scenes that is so offensive on so many levels
"Any unusual experiment can produce unusual results."
Well, I put the dog out ... uh, I lobbed him over the fence.
Booze, glorious booze...
Don't run, dogs can smell fear!
"They're coming!" to take me away! Haha!
Did I just step in what I think I stepped in?
They're licking him to death! How cute.
You call that art?
"You should see the boys when she goes square dancin'." Yep, they buck her off right away...
Sure wish I had one of them anti-shrew barrels.
"Oh no I signed up for debate!"
Tell me about your home world Usul.
Hang on baby Friday's coming!
Will ya look at those pants go? Kinda feels good.
Hey Billie I'll buy that Rolling Rock from ya. No way beat it!
Okay, I think this movie just broke the goofy meter, you guys...
You know, that stump has been the cause of death for a lot of people.
Yeah, just go with us on this, okay?
I don't know everything. I don't even know how fish work.
Fleshy man's drink?
Well, we've covered the waterfront.
Jim Hensons's "Misfit Babies"
"Do you believe in fairy tales?" Does it got elves in it?
"How big do they get?" How big does that music make it sound?
"Rather a strange setup, wouldn't you say?" Yeah, but the punchline makes it work.
"He must eat his own body weight every few hours" Plus a delicious shake!
-Hey, Billy! I'll buy that Rolling Rock from ya'!
-No way! Beat it!
I see somethin' subliminal in this here poster...!
Here comes the last surviving castrati!
Oh, Ingrid is Goude, but James is Best.
"I'd take a dull, alive woman every time." I guess the other way around would be kinda sick, wouldn't it...
"Extremely high poison content in the shrew's saliva --" But it's smooth over ice!
"And the crowd goes wild." Yaaaaaaayy.
"Hi, I'm Curt Gowdy, and we're out with George Kirby, huntin' for big Texas shrew -- and it's really not goin' that well..."
"Meanwhile, back at the branch..."
"Yeah, but I'll bet a check line can't play dixieland jazz..."
Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies.
"Say, that's an idea!" Not a good one, but an idea.
how does she weigh them?
Ren Stimpy, no!
ahhh! there's a muppet behind the stairs!!
junior rodeo daredevils...smoothered in gravy...texas style!