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408 - Hercules Unchained
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"Okay, who's got a clue about the plot? Anyone? Bob? Rick? Ted, you got the hat. You must know."
"Miss Utah is a Rhodes Scholar who wants world peace and that special someone."
"He'll throw her to the tigers." Or the Euphrates. Doesn't make much difference.
"Uh, honey. About all that oinkin' and boinkin' I did on the island? Well, uh, it was nothin'."
"Hey this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife, how did I get here?"
"I was just going to the bathroom, talk about abandonment issues."
I've forgotten everything, but I can't seem to get 'Afternoon Delight' out of my mind.
This is the end of the Story of Forgetfulness: Those who watch of it shall die of boredom!
Hercules couldn't perform." "Shut up about that." "Because he's using steroids." "I am not."
This is the carrot shake of pretentiousness. Those who drink of it will join theater companies.
"Hey, Ulysses! Hercules drank from the Fountain of Forgetfulness! Pass it on, bye! Gotta go! See ya."
Rats, I can't bend it. Guess I'll have to stay here with all the nymphs.
"I feel so anxious when I don't hear!" -We should have at least gotten a pigeon by now
Ulysses! It's The Waters of Forgetfulness! Now his chest won't remember a thing!
"These pigeons will always fly back to Ithaca no mater where you release them." -What if you release them in Ithaca?
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A woman just posted a poem on Facebook with these opening lines: "the low sky of the afternoon/drops in the dark waters of forgetfulness..." HA!!
I don't get the Antaeus bit...they knew who he was from the opening line...
The song is actually pretty nice.
00:03:50 - The easiest way to catch the "Peter Max Roach"? Set out a plate of leftover drumsticks. THANK YOU!!
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Well long before Quentin Tarantino's Oscar nominated 'Django Unchained' there was this this 'Unchained' uhhh, masterpiece.
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Darnit, I was going to post a really funny comment here but, I ran the Steve-o-Meter over it and he had already thought of it.
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Gypsie playing the lyre face first was had me rolling! Hilarious!
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I have been wanting, and trying, to see this episode for a long time. THANK YOU for giving me a way to finally enjoy it.
"Frankie Avalon in Slave Ship Bingo" got me right off the bat!
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Fun to see Mike.
The Hercules films are some of the best MST3K eps ever. This one never gets old.
"I love Herculeeez, and his giant peeecs
I'll never ever (aaahhh!) I'll just die!" -Best song.
"The Carrot Shake of Pretentiousness"...I like it!
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Gypsy really shines in this one!
This just reminds me of the old playground song from elementary school: "Hercules is a big fat phony. Hercules eats cheese and baloney. Fighting for his life with a plastic knife-- HERCULES!"
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"Hercules Unchained"... wasn't that the name of that John Waters-themed rollercoaster?