409 - The Indestructible Man
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Mr. Wallenda! Don't let your family attempt the pyramid!
Hey, this is kinda like "Macbeth" -- only it's not good at all!
Actually, now I think he's just the Incredibly Resilient Man!
-Think of the doughnuts I can buy with this!
-You want to hit him, or should I?
Oh, I think I just found the legendary Goldfish Graveyard!
Y'know, this is kinda like the Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind!
Hey, found half a doughnut! Who wants it?
APB! Big sale at Winchell's!
OK, everybody, gather 'round, lots to see, show's just startin'!
Ohh, he didn't come out of his tuck in time!
Hey, could you imagine a big indestructible snag off this thing?
Stop, or the foley artist will shoot!
Oh, no! He just killed Rescusi-Annie!
-Clang, clang, clang went the trolley...
-Plod, plod, plod went the plot!
This has all the suspense of a Brian DePalma version of a Hitchcock movie!
Hey, Lon! Could you pretend you've got the D.T.'s?
See there, look. Get it? No "ow"!
They're doin' Camelot across the lot!
Wait, who's ordering the specialty doughnuts?
Honk if you're indestructible!
Be on the lookout for doughnuts! APB for doughnuts!
I gotta take a big indestructible whiz!
It's like a criminal temp agency!
Lemme get this straight... so every table has a bottle of Old Smuggler on it?
Hey, have you no sense of decency? Will you please END THIS SCENE??
GE: We bring Lon Chaney to life!
It sounds like the soundtrack is drunk.