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410 - Hercules Against the Moon Men



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Four years later:

"Ohhhh! I get it now! Slab Bulkhead. That's what I should have said! That would have been perfect... "
" What are you on about, Tommy? "
" You remember? When we were watching Hercules and Joel made those huge arms for us and... *sigh* Never mind, Crow. Never mind. "


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Second host segment, you can see them starting to gear up for Space Mutiny.

1:10 - I love how Frank's sneeze shakes the camera on the commercial outro moon logo.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

So Hercules is to season 4 what Gamera is to season 3.


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

nike films: just film it! awesome joke


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Trouser The Arctic Pooch - 12 months ago

Joel's shoulder wiggle dance after the "Traveling Mat" song kills me for some reason.


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Krankor - 12 months ago

Alan "Corn Cob" Steele


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Ryan Gardner - about 1 year ago

are they drinking out of gold painted red solo cups?


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Linda Decatmomma - over 1 year ago

link 2 does not seem to be working


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

While I do feel that DEEP HURTING and SAND STORM are effective tools in the science of driving a person nuts by making him watch bad movies, I still feel that Rock Climbing is a far more effective and destructive tactic. But that's... just me.


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chris kaprys - over 1 year ago

i love Forester's face after Frank's "I AM the button....."


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Tonine Anne Lepore - over 1 year ago

There was a reference to "watching out for the dwarf" I the film, "Foul Play".


What dwarf?
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Eileen Fay - over 1 year ago

In this and at least one other MYST Joel said "look out for the dwarf!" Does anyone know if he is referring to the evil dwarf in the very scary movie, "Don't Look Now?" I can't think of any other one.


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Crypto Dentist - almost 2 years ago

I'd just like to point out what Joseph Ewing pointed out in a reply, that this was originally a Maciste film (see Colossus and the Headhunters) and was changed for American audiences (see Magic Voyage of Sinbad). Also, this movie is terrible. Also, this episode is wonderful.


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Marcus Hardy - almost 2 years ago

21:37 Best Death Ever!


Oh, "Hercules" movies.....
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Marcus Hardy - almost 2 years ago

the First "Hercules" ala MST3K i watched gettin back into the serious.
DIED LAFFING!!!


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Clyde Rysdale - almost 2 years ago

Amazing. Don't why I didn't watch this ep sooner.


Men in skirts
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Deefaced - almost 2 years ago

My first erotic memory was formed while watching caber tossing at a renaissance festival in Texas. Kilts and cowboy boots. Huzza!!!!


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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

Lol Crow must do the "Have a little FIRE Scarecrow!" Riff in just about every episode.


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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

If the moon men can already travel to Earth and subjugate the people, etc, why aren't they already rulers of the Earth? Just sayin'...


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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

Doc, Doc, he's shot through the aorta with an arrow... your special healing herbs aren't gonna do diddly squat for this poor fellow...


the very best violence
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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

Hahahaha, a buddy of mine in high school would fist-bash people in fights the way Herc does in the movie; just brings it down on their heads. We called it the Ogey Punch (his name was Ogrim).


Roger golf niner seven zulu, we have you in the pattern
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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

As a pilot I like magic voice's part: "Joke has passed the yellow marker and is cleared for landing on runway 32. Gears locked and joke should be touching down in just a moment. Joke is now landing. The joke has landed, please remain seated with your seat in the upright position until the seatbelt light is turned off, this has been the Satellite of Love inviting you to laugh at least once a day, it's fun. We'll be back after this word from Moody's Headache Powder."


braaaaains...
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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

I like how these villans keep trying to catch the strongest man alive using brute force. C'mon bad guys, use some strategy here! If your quarry is strong, render his strength useless. How would the Herk do in a game of riddles or having to escape some trap that requires finesse and patience? What about poison, stealth assassins, or magic spells (since it IS mythology)? The last movie had the water of forgetfulness, which almost did him in! That's the kind of sinister goodness I expect from my movie bad guys! Hikeeba!


Now you know
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Sean Barry - about 2 years ago

Did you know Alexander the Great thought he was also a son of Zeus, and therefore Hercules' half-brother? Talk about a Napoleon Complex.


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Cris Marko - over 2 years ago

Oh boy, she could really use a DustBuster!


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Cris Marko - over 2 years ago

Hey Herc, James Brolin wants his beard back.


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Cris Marko - over 2 years ago

Please enter your PIN number!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I don't believe that little guy made it too many times up to the top of Mount Olympus to watch the game with the ruler of all gods.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

"It was my father's friendship for you that brought me here." ? Sorry Italian crappy filmmakers but Hercules' father was A GOD!!!!!


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 2 years ago

Okay, I tried Googling it to no avail. Who can explain to me this riff:
"This is the moment." Shave your head and work your way north.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

"Yuck-a-ihhhg!" I've been watching these in order and I haven't heard this classic Frankism since season 2.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I always dislike when they do dialogue intensive movies, because they talk over what would make the story make a bit of sense, if we could here it. This movie is the opposite, especially with the chocolate bar guy moment. It's as if he stood there waiting for Kevin to complete the joke.


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Vic Holmes - over 2 years ago

Ack! The video is no longer available because the uploader closed their you-tube account!


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

This movie brought to you by Vaseline Petroleum Jelly - for when you NEED to look your sweatiest. -Mike Nelson (Rifftrax: Predator)


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It's a Cold Day for Pontooning - over 2 years ago

Hi, I'm a chocolate bar. Break off bits of me and enjoy me all day!

Shave your head and work your way North.


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Auto K - almost 3 years ago

Rugby reference at 0:12:53. It's the only sport I can stand to watch and the reference made me all sparkly on my innards. Once again, I am reminded that this is the best show that has ever been broadcast through space and time.


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Emma M. - almost 3 years ago

Man, they were super into the "Jim Henson's X Babies!" joke this season.


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Kim Spence Dean - almost 3 years ago

The Hercules movies are consistently terrific episodes.


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starman 76 - almost 3 years ago

from the MST3K Wiki:

'Deep Hurting was a concept first mentioned by Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank during the invention exchange of experiment #410, Hercules Against the Moon Men. Rather than showing an invention up front, the Mads ominously promised that Deep Hurting would be "woven into the fabric of today's experiment", making particular note of the film's sandstorm scene'.


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starman 76 - almost 3 years ago

I'm a scientist! I don't think, I observe!


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James Sheppard - about 3 years ago

Gregory Peck


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

gratuitous peck staring shot began with a rather phallic-looking stone pointing at Herc's face...


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

♫Where there's a whip♫ *whoopCHSH* ♫There's a way♫


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Scooter Atreides - over 3 years ago

Call me superficial, but this movie had possibly the most stunning female characters in MST3K history. The evil queen, Herc's girl, the blonde princess--all of them were simply breathtaking. And I have to admit: This fact somewhat mitigated the effects of Deep Hurting for me.


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RevJoan - over 3 years ago

Gypsy is so cute at the end of this episode (1:27:55 link 2)
"Steve's more shiny"


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

Do they keep saying "Gymkata"? Cause there's a film worthy of riffing.


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Olivia P - over 3 years ago

How come Tom never gets a time out? It's always Crow.


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Brad Gravett - over 3 years ago

SAAAAANDSTOOOOORM!! SAAAAANDSTOOOOORM!!


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Brad D - over 3 years ago

Big Alan Steel!


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Victoria Mayer - over 3 years ago

Stick around here and you're headed for nowhere in a rocket sled,baby!


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David Lofton - almost 4 years ago

He chewed his leg off.


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David Lofton - almost 4 years ago

Rush Limbo!?!


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David Lofton - almost 4 years ago

Remember Wishbone Ash?


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Alissa Hoffman - almost 4 years ago

this movie really sucks


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Cliff Beefpile - almost 4 years ago

Damn, when Crow says that little kid's drawing is "not really very good" I thought I was gonna pee my pants.


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DeaDGoD (John Rogers) - almost 4 years ago

Haw, the random quote just happened to be one from this movie!
(Screenshot for proof) http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w173/DeaDGoD14/MST.png


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MB - about 4 years ago

Who's the guy with the great big pecks, and they call him Her-rk!