410 - Hercules Against the Moon Men
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
It's a scrum!
No, that would be more like hell....
"My blankie. . ." (One of the best riffs in MST history.)
"I bet that thing is hard to clean."
"His body makes me feel funny."
Whatever you do, don't let him pick you up over his head!
"Dolphins, one of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!"
"This man is missing a nipple!"
"Trumpy, you're angry!"
"It looks like they're on a Doctor Who set."
"Oh, it's Hamlet's dad."
"His body makes me feel funny."
"Jim Henson's Exodus Babies"
"No, that would be more like hell!"
Wanna get stoned?
Oh, c'mon, it's just the name of a bird...
"It's Stonehenge On Ice!!!"
Can you have a platonic relationship before Plato?
SAND STORM!SAAAAND STORRRRRM!
WANNA GET STONED?????
EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED
Herc very sleepy, must get shut-eye.
Everybody must get stoned.
"The sacrifice will take place tomorrow night." Bring a dish to pass.
"Samara! Samara!!" I love ya, Samara...
"All I can say is this--" blblblblblblblbllllllggghhh!!
Oh boy, she could really use a Dust Buster!
I think I'm sitting on the saddle horn!
It's a vision of a Mexican wrestler!
Hi-ho Hi-ho It's off to death we go.
Young monster you're going to the orthodontist whether you like it or not!
'I'm an axe-wielding maniac!', 'and he's dancing like he's never danced before'
It's clobberin' time.
This man's missing a nipple.
Uh I think you got a deer tick there.
Super Bob Vila!
Man sounds kinda like Eraserhead "Man made chickens, but their new."
Is that my puddle?
Hey Herc you got hat hair.
Hey I've seen dogs do that on the drive way.
"The last thing he ever said to me was-" Aaaauuurrghhh!!!
Nike: Just film it.
Ah, looks like somebody spilled beer on the film!
It's the Monsters of Rock tour!
BUZZ! "Sara, could you bring us some coffee."
Hercules..."let's have cookies outside!"
Guys, I am SO homesick right now.
Rob Reiner, no!
"I'm going to speak to your sister" -Not in THAT you're not!
I am the button.
Hi, I'm a chocolate bar. Break off bits of me and enjoy me all day.
He's a chest-o-drawers!
Hercu-lee, Hercu-laa, Hercu-lee, Hercu-la ha ha ha ha; Hercu-lee, Hercu-laa, my backpack's filled with pecs!
Guys... I think I'm giving in to DEEEEEEEP HURTINNNGGGG!
Whoa, imagine what it would be like if something were happening!
I'm tellin' ya', when Herc breaks wind, everybody suffers!
It's Stonehenge On Ice!
Sing the praises of pants!
"Pizza, Pizza" my ass! Ha ha ha ha ha!
...and Isaac Hayes wants his vest back!
"Is that a polar bear rug?"
"No, it's his horse!"
"Is that a traveling matte?"
"No, it's a crappy special effect!"
Whoa, Sergei, keep it down, willya?
"Herc, will you help us move?"
"Even if it costs me my life!"
Oh, it's Herc, and he's got the keg!
Looks like this movie's equipped with air bags!
He looks like a loaf of split-top bread, doesn't he?
Oohhhh, Dad's a kebab!
You think it's easy to find skin bronzer in here?
Well, he's strong, bar none... get it..?
OK, I get the hint! I'll bathe more!
Oh, out the back door for The Herc, huh?
How humiliating. She's being killed by a patio.
Why is he laying on a big cupcake wrapper? He's cream-filled.
I'm a scientist. I don't think, I observe
Hey, you got change for an 8 year old?