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411 - The Magic Sword
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Cindy
- 3 months ago
"One Rathbone a day will clean Doggie's teeth, and freshen Doggie's breath."
"And they're packed with bits of Nigel Bruce!"
Amy L. Sacks
- 3 months ago
"Now, even if we were in the Renaissance, how would we know we were in the Renaissance?"
Amy L. Sacks
- 3 months ago
"There just couldn't be anybody as cruel and evil as you!"
"No, I won't hear of it! There's a man in Eastbourne!"
Amy L. Sacks
- 3 months ago
"Lodak, I shall find your castle, free the Princess, and see you destroyed!"
"All while balancing an egg on a spoon!"
Super McWonderfull
- 5 months ago
"Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the realm, Guardian of the Flame, Purveyor of fine toiletries to her Majesties court since 1753, a noble wondering virtuous knight."
Desiree Ashcraft
- about 1 year ago
"And with your love it might not matter, but can she control her bladder!?"
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Huh. I decided to watch this one tonight, so I Wikipedia'd it, and learned it's supposed to (loosely) be about St. George. And it just so happens to be the feast of St. George today.
I think Burnt Eye burnt the budget on the whole dragon thing....
So Estelle turned into a cougar. Safe to say she's Crow's cougar? I know, bad one....
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It almost hurts to admit, but this IS quite good for Bert I. Gordon...Crow's infatuation with Estelle is extremely creepy, though! It really makes me uncomfortable.
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Dragon Trainer?!?
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The movie where you can read the inside of Basil Rathbone's skull "ennui... ENNUI!"
"oh, I get it, he's got cable"
The sad part is after all that trouble the Princess left the poor dope six months later for the two headed guy.
01:02- Bronson Canyon, in color!
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I think the knights' "chain mail" was later re-used in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". At least this production could afford real horses.
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Another favorite of mine. I bet single-digit-aged Me would've been terrified of those crappy-a** ghosts, too.
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Anyone else notice some of the extras are CONEHEADS ?? ?? ??
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Who the hell is the woman who appears to the princess in the beginning? I'm wondering if they had to re-cast the villain after shooting only one scene.
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Now when you go see the Bloody Unicorn Puppet Theatre's production of Marat/Sade, you can still have your hands free to scribble poetry or dab on patchouli oil!
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If you were wondering why there are never any Princess Bride jokes in pertinent MST3K episodes... somebody in said in a writer's meeting "Fine! One episode, ever!" and here it is.
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I love Crow's Picture/Insignia on his Knight armor.
I gotta say, that dragon sounds a lot like a tie-fighter...
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Serf's up!
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The bots make cute doggies.
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Six years after this, Gary Lockwood gets killed by a computer!
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"Sir Cheddar Clowns A-Lot" Some of Servos' rants, at times, catch me completely off guard. Now, about this movie, it's like a Nyquil Daiquiri, it visual tasted awful, your better off scraping acoustic ceiling WITHOUT safety glasses !!
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So this is what "Princess Bride" fans have to watch for eternity when they go to hell, huh? Chilling... They even had a 'pit of despair'.
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Funny how the part of the incantation that the witch can't remember is the part where she comes out and says exactly what she's trying to accomplish. And it rhymed. How do you forget that?
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Thanks for leaving in the Adam West commercial!
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The "Knights Theme" at 27:27 sounds like that song that plays in The Last Crusade whenever the Nazis show up.
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Estelle Winwood had been dead for about eight years when this episode first aired. Poor Crow.
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King Grady! XD