411 - The Magic Sword
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I'm French you know. VERY French.
Hello? I am French!
Why do you seek the living among the dead?
Trick or treat for UNICEF!
"I just realized...I'm Gary Lockwood!"
"Oh Tish, you spoke French!"
"Mighty birch, king of all trees. Ask for it by name!"
"He's yours? Then tell 'em to stop throwing stuff at us!"
"One Rathbone a day will clean Doggie's teeth, and freshen Doggie's breath."
"And they're packed with bits of Nigel Bruce!"
"Packed with peanuts. Estelle really satisfies!"
"Does he have a cotton panel in those tights?"
"You ain't woman enough to take my man!"
"Tonight, on Tales From Lucy's Crypt..."
"Now, even if we were in the Renaissance, how would we know we were in the Renaissance?"
"There just couldn't be anybody as cruel and evil as you!"
"No, I won't hear of it! There's a man in Eastbourne!"
"She's got more stories about her relatives than Gabe Kaplan!"
"Please, I gesticulate you!"
"She's been hitting the dye pot!"
"I hate it when they hire these Strip-O-Grams for my birthday!"
"and yes you can be to thin"
"Lodak, I shall find your castle, free the Princess, and see you destroyed!"
"All while balancing an egg on a spoon!"
"Hey, MC Lyte wants her necklace back."
"So... It's like your *arm*?"
Hi Gary, we're part of this complete breakfast!
"Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the realm, Guardian of the Flame, Purveyor of fine toiletries to her Majesties court since 1753, a noble wondering virtuous knight."
"My Wesley will come for ME"
"Seven swords" for seven brothers.
Come on you ragtag bunch of misfits.
In a private ceremony, they were married by Grady from Sanford & Son...
"I can only admire your courage..." If not your smock.
"Mount your horses, gentlemen." We're not THAT lonely!
Teddy Ruxpin, no!!
Well, I can conclude one thing - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
You make me sick you stupeed peeeg!
Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sanctuary-much!
"Oh well, boys will be boys..." in the hood!
Awww, great ... now we're stuck in here!
That's precise editing, eh?
And keep reachin for the stars!!!
"He's no ordinary animal."
"He's your father!"
They call me ESTHER KREBS!
Duel overhead Sinead O'Conners...
High - key - bah.....
And a double High - key - bah....
What ?! Is he the knight from the Bronx ?
Can't ya just walk in to the room with out a BIG ta - doo ??
I thought I smelled Basil!
So why does the most evil man in the world live in a Stuckey's?
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Eenie-meanie, chili-beanie - no, no,...
HERE? In front of the CIRCUS PEOPLE?!
Is a woman who hangs out with hags a hag hag?
"You guys really bug me!"
"You'd risk the seven curses?" Hah, I love that Carlin!
It's a magic sword but it's also good for simple jobs.
"Terry"- the sensitive knight.
He's been framed!
Oh man, I know he's french but HER?
"And with your love it might not matter, but can she control her bladder!?"
"A gallant Frenchman!" You don't see many of those!
She's stuck! Bang her on the side of the head!
By this time, my lungs were burnt to a crisp.
Boy, he really had the beer goggles on, didn't he!
Must... reach... crappy... special... effect!
My own mother just flipped me off, how 'bout that.