412 - Hercules and the Captive Women
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Join us in the world of snails and adventure as we board the golden hind
If it means it's the end of the movie, I'm all for it.
Alright then, show of hands, who's alive?
Say, are you a captive woman?
Ah, now that's on purpose.
Tell me what happened after you threw that throne at me.
Oh, they stopped the revolution to take a little nap, I see.
Follow me if you're flame retardant!
"All men are alike!"
and he's not wet, ladies and gentlemen, he's perfectly dry. Like a duck.
If you don't die willingly, I'm going to ground you, young lady!
You kids take those horses outside right now!
Where's the scimitar wit?!
♫Buffalo shot, won't you come out toniiight, come out toniiight...♫
Joseph! Are you coming to the barn-raising?
You're on my dress...
Looks like a job for - The Arthur Rank Organization!
Atlantis?! That's where The Super Station comes from!
Steam Dragon - steamin' mad at Herc!
Meanwhile, in the very same scene...
"Hey it's a personal pan Hercules!"
I love it when men and lizards fight over me.
Hey Look! They worship the Cocoa Puffs Guy!
Can I keep my thong on?!?
Hey everyone! Get done and praise Hercules' A....
~~ The Siiiimpsooonnns ~~
Oh! He's The Karma Chameleon! They come and go...
Watch out for the string, Herc! It'll cut you!
I think it's a take back the night march.
Even Hercules is bored by this.
It's possible that this is the stupidest part of this film.
I got a headache this big and it's...ohhhh......
Thanks for the copper buffalo shot.
No mortal has ever dared set foot on the sacred island of Atlantis before. Well, she's got a point guys, let's blow.
He's a disco inferno ! Burn the mother down.
You think I'm mad ! I believe that you believe what you're saying.
Suddenly I'm huge.
Oh, Richard Pryor.
♫ Everybody must get stoned! ♫
Leon Russell ?!
Maybe if they pulled up the anchor the plot would move a little.
I'd prefer it if he'd hit somebody. Well, whatever tugs at your bobber little fella.
I see London I see France....I saw more than that...
How's my do? It'll do.
Why does she always have a Catholic processional behind her?
The Simpsons... Do do da do do da do
I guess you can get blood from a stone
I'm baaaack! Ill be your tour guide throu hell!!!
I'm in the film and I don't even know what's going on!
That is a juicy cut of beef...
Oh great a Marmaduke ship
Hey who left the rudder on land?!
Hey gimme back my dinner roll!!!!!
Uh excuse me...uh yer on fire...
I think we're being followed...just act natural
Gypsy your so nieve!
Ughhhh I went home with you?!?
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
STORM THE BASTILLE!
GIVE US BARABBAS!
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
That is a MICRO mini.
They're steam cleaning the horses.
Hi Zeus is not in right now but if you'd like to leave a message...
Hey it's a Personal Pan Hercules!
Can God himself make a plot so complicated that even He can't comprehend it?
if you don't mind I kinda need to do some squats right now.
He's got Earl Campbell thighs!
Hey, "General Music Company." Nothing specific, slow or fast that's about all we have.
"Gee wow Dad, you're really strong Dad...can I help Dad? The highlight of this episode is Hercules and son escaping from Antinea's dungeon. "...go set the table for your mother."
Number 2000 pencil works every time!
Hey....Hey! Stop fighting! Everybody stop fighting!
Oh great, the next Hercules doesn't come until 9:37!
"What's down there?"
We've come to your emotional rescue.
Uh...uh...you think you could pan WITH him, please?
Oh! They found a fun friend!
He's not heavy, he's my brother!
Look at that dumb name. It's so stupid.
"A peril hangs over all our land. A peril from afar." In fact, apparel is half-off this week!
[I don't doubt your words] Just your intelligence!
Note to myself: Next time... turn into something WITHOUT a horn!
[What did the God's say?] They said, "Will the owner of a white Toyota please..."
"If my father finds me here with a girl-" ...he'd be surprised!
"Bite me, I'm a statue!"
Tom - "And he's not wet, ladies and gentlemen! He's perfectly dry!"
Crow - "He's a duck!"
Joel - "You put your best foot forward."
Tom (crying) - "I don't even have a foot!"
"I hope that's pudding!"
"Okay, if this gets rough, we eat the little guy. Agreed?"
"Look, they worship the Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs guy!"
"It's the turkey from "Room Service"!"
"I'm not your real father. It was Poseidon!"
"Man Dance: 92'!"
Now it's garbage.
"Everyone, get down and praise Hercules' an-- " "That's not what they meant."
"Hercules sleepin' all the time, bunch of buffalo shots... I don't need this! Now, Perseus! There's a man I can --"
"Oh, Harry, taking pictures of nothing again?"
Oh there's so much, where do I start?
"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date."
- Look he's wearing New Balance -
Another Jenny Craig success story.
Watch out for the string, Herc! It'll cut ya!
Son, don't look up right now... for your own good.
Kids come a-running for the great taste of raw goat!
"Let's kill her now!" And beat the rush!
Get this- they're steam cleaning their horses!
"The gods have spoken." But I couldn't understand them.
Meanwhile, in the very same scene…
Who wants white meat? Who wants grey meat?
Boy, the graffiti is getting bad around here.
C'MON EVERYBODY! WE'RE BEATING UP ON STINKY!!!
"if he finds out that I'm here on board we're all done for!" If he finds out that you dressed him in a mini skirt you'll be in even bigger trouble.
'Armageddon' married in the morning!
The lepers are revolting!!!!!!
Today is dedicated to Uranus! "Why, thank you, I..."
Oh, dear Lord, the canary exploded!
Ehhhh...uhhhhh...I'm almost done! Hey, bring me a magazine!
Uuuuugghh, did I toss a throne last night?
...the rock of Uranus. "Gotta eat more fiber."
I wanna take a picture, step back
Stop making Uranus cracks, alright?
Uranus was a good cop!
We represent the Lollipop Guild!
Oh, I knew it... Death by Chocolate.
Tonight's Episode: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of MURDER.
he's passing a stone!
Why are they holding rump roast? It's in honor of Uranus.
They're all photo negatives of Abe Lincoln!
Son, don't look up right now, for your own good.
Jim Henson's Gandhi babies.
Oh dear god the Canary exploded!