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412 - Hercules and the Captive Women



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Andrew - about 1 month ago

Damn.... Another one blocked in the US... *shakes fist*


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Richard Deakin - 2 months ago

Love it when Gypsy finally got involved in the riffing! Why is it that in all these Herc movies, they make Hercules always dum and lazy? I don't get it! He wasn't like that really in mythology was he? Love all the Uranus jokes too! Too many cheap Uranus jokes to mention, but real funny! Don't get what Atlantis and Uranus have in common though :-\ ....oh well.


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Teri Gee - 6 months ago

Okay, I just noticed. The music at the end of this movie is the same as The Thing That Couldn't Die. (That's the name, right? The one with Aunt Flavia? In season 8?). And I think it's the same as in Revenge of the Creature, too.


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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

You know a movie is going to be bad when the main protagonist spends most of his time sleeping...


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Chris Markovic - 7 months ago

This is one of the films that riffs itself.


Hercules and the Captive Women
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Stu Slaymaker - 7 months ago

"The blood of Uranus can never be destroyed!"


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Scott Morrow - 7 months ago

Giant faux rocks, apply directly to the forehead.


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Scott Morrow - 7 months ago

Wow, Joel's leg is really long... and flexible... and boneless.


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David - 11 months ago

I gave this one my first good watching last night and I have to ask : where were the captive women? There were lots of captive men, a bunch of captive kids but only one captive woman who Herc saved thirty seconds after she showed up. This movie has the most inaccurate title since "Future War" !


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 12 months ago

Proper pronunciations; [zar-uh-thoo-struh] and [you-rey-nus]! Not [urine-us], I so hate PC!


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Joshua Bowers - about 1 year ago

I know this was the 90s, and that there was no Interwebs to look stuff up on, and that the characters frequently mispronounce things, but "Zatharatu"? Seriously?


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

"Gee wow Dad, you're really strong Dad...can I help Dad? Hercules and son escaping from Antinea's dungeon is the golden fleece in this bomb. "...go set the table for your mother."


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

1:19:34 - Did anyone else take a double take at that view of the sea? I had to go back and pause to see if it was as bad as I thought...yep!


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09:10 Joel looks over at Gypsy before she delivers her one good joke. I guess he was signalling Jim, but I wish he'd done it in some other way that we couldn't see.


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o[ ]~~~ "the Acid Queen" Rose B - about 1 year ago

That is the second worst man vs. lizard fight I've ever seen.


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David Sircin - about 1 year ago

This is a great episode with a lot of good riffs, but I think Crow's eulogy takes the cake for funniest line.


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Garry Tardy - over 1 year ago

This was the first MST3K episode I ever saw so I have a soft spot for it. And personally, the Uranus jokes never get old. :)


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1:12:17. Look at the left two thirds of the screen. Doesn't it look like the mask the head of the Moon Men wore in Hercules Against the Moon Men? If you look at it with a little imagination.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Whew, that was painful. If anyone has a large Styrofoam boulder please feel free to bounce it off my head.


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

A different person playing Hercules again.... oh well, movie was still good (for a b budget film).....another perfect film for Mystery Science Theater to BEEF up ! ! !


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

There IS such a thing as good-natured brawling.


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Oh, great; here's another cheap-assed movie that's ripping off the Creature From The Black Lagoon music: Dah-dah DAAAHHH dah... DAH DAH DAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!


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Brad Gravett - almost 2 years ago

Reg Park is the best Herc. At all times he has the look of a man just hit by a fish.


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Brad D - about 2 years ago

Another great Herc riff fest. The Uranus riffs alone are worth sitting through the whole thing.


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57:03, that guy on the right, doesn't he look like Edgar Allan Poe?


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Matt Towler - about 2 years ago

Gahhh, so many Uranus jokes in this one...


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Gal Dagon - about 2 years ago

No Riffs could really top the Uranus dialogue approximately one hour into the show.


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Matthew Eickhoff - about 2 years ago

This Hercules movie is hilarious, the first part is slow, but Gypsy in the theater makes up for that.


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NS - over 2 years ago

My inner 6-year-old would have found this movie hilarious even without the riffing.

I'm certain I haven't watched this episode in the past decade, but specific parts of it are very familiar. Could this have been my first MST3K?