412 - Hercules and the Captive Women
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He's not heavy, he's my brother!
Look at that dumb name. It's so stupid.
"A peril hangs over all our land. A peril from afar." In fact, apparel is half-off this week!
[I don't doubt your words] Just your intelligence!
Note to myself: Next time... turn into something WITHOUT a horn!
[What did the God's say?] They said, "Will the owner of a white Toyota please..."
"If my father finds me here with a girl-" ...he'd be surprised!
"Bite me, I'm a statue!"
Tom - "And he's not wet, ladies and gentlemen! He's perfectly dry!"
Crow - "He's a duck!"
Joel - "You put your best foot forward."
Tom (crying) - "I don't even have a foot!"
"I hope that's pudding!"
"Okay, if this gets rough, we eat the little guy. Agreed?"
"Look, they worship the Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs guy!"
"It's the turkey from "Room Service"!"
"I'm not your real father. It was Poseidon!"
"Man Dance: 92'!"
Now it's garbage.
"Everyone, get down and praise Hercules' an-- " "That's not what they meant."
"Hercules sleepin' all the time, bunch of buffalo shots... I don't need this! Now, Perseus! There's a man I can --"
"Oh, Harry, taking pictures of nothing again?"
Oh there's so much, where do I start?
"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date."
- Look he's wearing New Balance -
Another Jenny Craig success story.
Watch out for the string, Herc! It'll cut ya!
Son, don't look up right now... for your own good.
Kids come a-running for the great taste of raw goat!
"Let's kill her now!" And beat the rush!
Get this- they're steam cleaning their horses!
"The gods have spoken." But I couldn't understand them.
Meanwhile, in the very same scene…
Who wants white meat? Who wants grey meat?
Boy, the graffiti is getting bad around here.
C'MON EVERYBODY! WE'RE BEATING UP ON STINKY!!!
"if he finds out that I'm here on board we're all done for!" If he finds out that you dressed him in a mini skirt you'll be in even bigger trouble.
'Armageddon' married in the morning!
The lepers are revolting!!!!!!
Today is dedicated to Uranus! "Why, thank you, I..."
Oh, dear Lord, the canary exploded!
Ehhhh...uhhhhh...I'm almost done! Hey, bring me a magazine!
Uuuuugghh, did I toss a throne last night?
...the rock of Uranus. "Gotta eat more fiber."
I wanna take a picture, step back
Stop making Uranus cracks, alright?
Uranus was a good cop!
We represent the Lollipop Guild!
Oh, I knew it... Death by Chocolate.
Tonight's Episode: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of MURDER.
he's passing a stone!
Why are they holding rump roast? It's in honor of Uranus.
They're all photo negatives of Abe Lincoln!
Son, don't look up right now, for your own good.
Jim Henson's Gandhi babies.
Oh dear god the Canary exploded!