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412 - Hercules and the Captive Women
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Leslie
- 21 days ago
"A peril hangs over all our land. A peril from afar." In fact, apparel is half-off this week!
Kimono Dragon
- about 1 month ago
[What did the God's say?] They said, "Will the owner of a white Toyota please..."
Cindy
- 4 months ago
Tom - "And he's not wet, ladies and gentlemen! He's perfectly dry!"
Crow - "He's a duck!"
Cindy
- 4 months ago
Joel - "You put your best foot forward."
Tom (crying) - "I don't even have a foot!"
ICEyun
- 4 months ago
"Hercules sleepin' all the time, bunch of buffalo shots... I don't need this! Now, Perseus! There's a man I can --"
Dave Konkol
- 9 months ago
"if he finds out that I'm here on board we're all done for!" If he finds out that you dressed him in a mini skirt you'll be in even bigger trouble.
Peter Trinidad Niederbrach
- about 1 year ago
Tonight's Episode: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of MURDER.
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09:10 Joel looks over at Gypsy before she delivers her one good joke. I guess he was signalling Jim, but I wish he'd done it in some other way that we couldn't see.
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That is the second worst man vs. lizard fight I've ever seen.
This is a great episode with a lot of good riffs, but I think Crow's eulogy takes the cake for funniest line.
This was the first MST3K episode I ever saw so I have a soft spot for it. And personally, the Uranus jokes never get old. :)
1:12:17. Look at the left two thirds of the screen. Doesn't it look like the mask the head of the Moon Men wore in Hercules Against the Moon Men? If you look at it with a little imagination.
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Whew, that was painful. If anyone has a large Styrofoam boulder please feel free to bounce it off my head.
A different person playing Hercules again.... oh well, movie was still good (for a b budget film).....another perfect film for Mystery Science Theater to BEEF up ! ! !
There IS such a thing as good-natured brawling.
Oh, great; here's another cheap-assed movie that's ripping off the Creature From The Black Lagoon music: Dah-dah DAAAHHH dah... DAH DAH DAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
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Reg Park is the best Herc. At all times he has the look of a man just hit by a fish.
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Another great Herc riff fest. The Uranus riffs alone are worth sitting through the whole thing.
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57:03, that guy on the right, doesn't he look like Edgar Allan Poe?
Gahhh, so many Uranus jokes in this one...
No Riffs could really top the Uranus dialogue approximately one hour into the show.
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This Hercules movie is hilarious, the first part is slow, but Gypsy in the theater makes up for that.
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My inner 6-year-old would have found this movie hilarious even without the riffing.
I'm certain I haven't watched this episode in the past decade, but specific parts of it are very familiar. Could this have been my first MST3K?