413 - Manhunt in Space
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Oh, our oxygen isn't good enough for the Johnsons. They have to bring their own.
Here comes Nurse-feratu.
"It's a million-to-one shot, that we'll ever be seen." Oh, they are on Comedy Central!
"I think it's slipping loose."
Yeah, right. Now, do you want to hear my plan?
"Winky, what's our position?"
Leaning toward Perot?
*Manhunt in Space*
I saw Howard Hunt in space.
I saw Linda Hunt in space.
I saw Hunt's Hall in space.
You have a very kind face.
Just in time, Squarebutt
"...and if you don't think so, I'll give you a taste of this!" It's chocolate
Your pockets are speaking to you! They're trying to tell you something!
THERE'S ONLY TWO SHIPS OUT THERE!
I was just talking to my analyst and things got weird!
"Hi, can I be submissive for anyone?"
"And now, taking the ice, your Minnesota North Stars!"
"Did you call me?"
Gah... Don't do that, Radar.
Plkkk plkkkk plkk plkk plkk plkkkk plk
And the spaceship will be ready too.
Oh, I know this is coming up in my review.
"Well, the double M just became the scrambled M." Hahaha... GET OUT! GET OUT!
Oh, is the Great hollilingsworth Morris going to direct!
Oh Tom, it wouldn't have mattered to me! (Sobs)
"All the instruments are dead!”...So am I! “This is weird!”...So am I...
Tighter. Tighter. Oh, I can get out of this. Make them tighter.
Ken is an evil man.
Way to go, BOB!
Why, she's nude! Naked, too!
Look at that effect! Industrial Light and Magic, you've done it again!
Man, I've still got it, don't I? Damn I'm good. "Good morning, Jesse" was a stroke of genius.
I will now perform a modern dance to express my true feelings.
"What can you do against a secret like that?"
"But, Cleolanta, that was your command."
I went to a lot of trouble!
Can I have a cookie?
I've got something that will put you through the floor, Boys.
Mork calling Orson! Mork calling Orson!
Sammy Hagar Knew
Underneath those clothes he's a smooth as a Ken doll.
Oh, That's in Breakfast of Champions.
Hold on, Winky wants to say hi.
She's angry when she's beautiful .
I'm glad I found you in Rocky.. "But I'm not IN Rocky"
The Winter Carnival King and Queen!
I've got $50, if you've got a hard-boiled egg in your purse...
"Why do I have t'miss all the excitement?"
- 'Cause we don't like you and you're a bad person!
I'll throw this caramel apple at him...
"Whose going to tell my husband about this?"
- Prob'ly, his wife...
Is it MoGo on the GaGoGo?!?
'George is going to be very upset' "He hates Hiatus Hernias!"
Thanks, Nurse Ratched.
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition."
I'm sure we're in an area our unknown enemies don't want us to search.
Yes it's a dark, forbidden area, full of secrets and shame.
"I wonder if Winky has a nickname, heh."
Ken is sick, just ask Barbie.
Winky needs professional help.
Hey! Nice Butt!
"Rocky, why'd you bring this on the orbit jet?" Oh that? That's our [Robert] Rauschenberg! (My favorite artist, woo!)
Yeah, what was his mission? Get in there, get caught, and escape?
Hey, he moved the entire cave wall.
He has a really high butt.
"I'll soon see him."
The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeroes.
She's ready for blast-off! "and so am I"
Yesterday i was put into a deep sleep...found myself here. "oh yeah...Winky sang to you too"
Good Morning Sunshine!
Ken is that close to a written warning....
Don't start with me Winky!
wonder if Winky has a nickname?
It is now 2 Moon Cycles overdue. "So is She!"
Now for me...Let me relax with a little black and the gay night life! "Uh...insert joke here"
Look it's the MST3K Logo!
This is the part where the...uh...Zagnut is fertilized by the Salted Nut Roll.
O.K. so your husbands a putz!
Here let me punch you in the sternum to simulate pain....
To put it even more simply...you eat like a pig!
Sounds like General Hospital on Ice!
Oh, no. It's doctor Joel Robinson, the hard drinking, two fisted, cantankerous, yet love able hospital administrator (Tom )
No, I'm not! (Joel)
She's angry when she's beautiful.
"The report from Cassa-7, sir."
"Let's have it."
It says, 'HHHEEEEEELLLPPP!!'
I knew we could depend on you, Winky.
Rocky, your line again.
He hates hiatus hernias!
Ooh! Right in the winky!
Oh yeah, that's nice, thank you. Stinky is it? Oh yeah, we'll call ya. Okay, thanks.
Is everything going as planned? Everything's just fine, out. You mean everything's ruined by your stupidity! Yeah, that's what I meant.
I feel like a lunkhead just sitting here. Hold that thought Winky.
I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots of seltzer or seven...
Hang on a minute, gotta put my head in a salad spinner.
Tom : Look! It's the MST3K logo! Joel : You're not supposed to know about that. (Tom clears his throat and whistles nervously.)
And don't forget we have that lobotomy scheduled for first thing Monday morning.
...well, it's too bad you're not in a gopher suit, what's your point?!
Ooh, I had planetoids once, had to sit on one of those donut things...
Hey! Don't use that indiscriminately!
"We'll put your mind at ease." I've got something that'll put you through the floor, boys.
Here comes Nursferatu!
Sounds like General Hospital on Ice!
Crow: Hey Bobby been gettin' to you? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tom: Yeah, I gotta headache this big and it's got "Bobby" written all over it.
Except you, Bobby.
Bobby been giving you that "cold light" crap again?
"I guess we both found out too late."
...that man is a feeling creature...
Going UP Mr. Tyler?
"Get Markov and Link in here." Why don't you take Linkov and Mark in there?
"Do you hear me?" No!
"Well, Ampersand?" Yes, exclamation?
One day all of you space losers will be working for me, and I mean it, too!
"Object ahead." Could you be more vague, Winky?
"Something you wish to ask me Rocky?" Yes, did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
"Professor Newton..." How are the fig cookies coming along?
Wendy, honey, I think you hurt me REAL bad!
"Oh Winky..." "Yeah Rocky?" Jettison Bobby!
MC7? Are they any relation to the MC5?
-What're they doin', Joel?
-They're telling secrets.
*Bzzz* EXTERMINATE! *Bzzz* EXTERMINATE! *Bzzz* EXTERMINATE!
I'd like to slap him SO hard.
I wonder if Winky has a nickname?
"I'm glad i found you in, Rocky."
But I'm not in Rocky!
Relax, Rocky! I'll give ya a couple of choice pages.
Here's Christopher, Trevor, Todd, Kyle ...
Winky: "That's OK, we'd rather ride the rocket, sir."
Joel(to bots): SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh, he didn't even turn the handle...
My, what cheap crummy special effects!
... and that's how cattle are inseminated!
Hey, I'm in here! Occupado!
NOBODY expects the Spainish Inquisition!
It's a crunchberry!
"Ralph Ellison wants you!"
"Okay, so your husband's a putz!"
"I'm speaking to you over a Jimmy Dean™ Sausage!"
"Boy, I told ya' to find adventure, not bring it home with ya'!"
"This is the part where the, uh, Zagnut™ is fertilized by the Salted Nut Roll."
"See what you can do about making this lobby spookier."
"Hello! I've been in the bell-a tower all-a morning!"
I just can't get enough of Bettie Page.
Sleepy little felon?
Rodin's "The Thinker"!
I like pancakes...
The 'cold light' will surround the ship ... you idiot!
But Paris was destroyed in the apocalypse, Winky.
"Let me relax with my little black book and a gay night life." - Ah, insert joke here...
"He looks like he might have some news for me..." Oh, it's just about that cyst with teeth and hair.
Geez, he was old even then!
Nurse - feratu...
Send in the clowns.... never mind they're here
To put it more simply ... you eat LIKE AH PIG
What's the barber doin here ?
Here, let me punch you in the sternum to simulate pain
And then I'll do my Greggory Peck impression.
"You disobeyed my orders" -Good job.
More letters on how unappealing you are, Sir.
"So, which ship is theirs? Is it the phallic one or the phallic one?" "I think it's the phallic one."
I think everyone admitted to this hospital commits suicide.
It's nothing an expensive surgery can't complicate.