415 - The Beatniks
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"Beatniks, Man I love those guys, I'm going to grow out my troll patch.......against the establishment"
Tom Servo: everything he touched, he destroyed. We'll be right back.
It's, uh, snowing backstage, Eddie.
If these guys are beatniks, then my mom is a beatnik! And she's...not.
Uh oh, smells like a montage.
That's his name! It's Fat W. Barkeep.
Tom Servo - "He's singing into a refrigerator."
Ya know, for a recording studio they have a lot of garbage."
"Hey, you're Paul Frees!"
"She looks like Donald Sutherland in drag."
Joel - "She lives in a library?"
Crow - "I'd like to check out a girl, please."
"Wait a minute, she's sleeping in a drawer!"
"I've never seen an injection molded face before."
"You smell like chicken fried punk!"
Crow - "Oh, is the great Martha Wentworth going to be in this film?"
Tom - "Oh, is the great Crow going to do that joke in every movie?"
dish of ice cream? don't tempt me
We were expecting you!
We're shooting the DI-SHES...
Forget the contract- what are you wearing?
"If you've got what I think you have-" Scabies??
Thanks for the laughs- sorry I missed out on the Russian roulette...
I'm gonna moon ya, man! I'm gonna moon ya!
Not a high school diploma between 'em.
"What's your name?" Who's your daddy?
Here's your STUPID cake.
There's a layer of squirrel in here!
Accessory After the Fact Theater will return after this.
They shoot horse faces, don't they?
'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.
Can you uh, pass the ketchup please?
You have underarm odor, but you're being held up. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Well I'm gonna go over to the morgue and cheer up.
I wet 'em, sir
"Go down to Mexico and be bandidos!" And then we can ride Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom!
"I feel like... like..." An onion.
I'm resolved- I will kill him.
Hey! Keep it down- I'm eating a bagel over here!
Another alcohol-free party ends in shame. This little play has been brought to you by the Booze Council, reminding you to always stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions.
Because Booze...really satisfies. Booze takes a dull party and makes it better! Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds! B..double-O..Z..E = Booze!
I've known you for well over an hour, Eddie, and I think you're wonderful.
When in Hollywood, be sure not to stay at the Hollywood Inn.
"Eddie it looks like you're an overnight sensation!" -And it hasn't even been overnight!
"love wears a mask," a tight leather mask.
"...about how the big bad boys made you do things and how you didn't want to do those things" Oh, scientology.
oh, school shoppin' with mom.
This scene was shot with a bank camera!
"Anything..." is better than this crap.
Shut up, Iris
Meet George Jetson, Jane his skirt, HYAH!
Boy, beatnik music is really square!
"Hopelessly in love"...With myself.
"Slow down they tell me" In fact they tell me to shut up!
Congratulations! You're one second into the film!
Let's do some crimes!
I am Iron Man...
" Oh, and I think I have gigantism"
Drink your bottle of A1 and shut up!
And here's to the most depressing party I've ever been to.
Uh...yes, hello, this is Pete in props. Don't eat the cake.