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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space
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"Oh, sure I didn't make the cut! Just wait 'til you open your locker on Monday!"
"I was just thinking Aphrodite musta' lost 'er shape after a few hundred daughters."
"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"
"'Have laundered your shorts... Will deliver immediately... Kiss, kiss, Bunny.'"
Aww - Ki... King Dinosaur!! That's from King Din... I'm leavin' I'm not watching this!
Get 'im back here...
(...here you must remain until the destruction of the creature.
Joel - "Oh, look at the time!"
Crow: "I see London, I see France..."
Servo: "Watching Underoos is fun, I can see the dancers' buns."
You know, some day we're gonna have to learn how to feed ourselves.
"Resume Planned flight." And everyone, hairlines: recede!
U know, I really don't care....I've gotten 2 the point where I REALLY DON'T care ~Joel
Hello, Gang of Four! (Gang of Four reference! Holy shit! Greatest. Show. Ever.)
Tom: Son of a gun.... Is there anything here I can't conquer? heheheheh
Crow: heheh, hot damn!
Tom: *lip smack* aahhh!
"Looks like a code of some sort..." It's from the director-- it says 'SLOW DOWN.'
"There could be humans on that planet." Yeah, there *could* be dogs, light rail, and tofu-- what's your point?
Let's hear it for the Kingsford Dancers. Kingsford Dancers light easily...
So is there anything else to do on this ship? Bumper pool? Slot machines?
"In the mutual interest of peace and security for all mankind.." There is no smoking!
Um, Joel, if you don't mind, I'm cooking here. I'm beginning to smell delicious.
Yeah! That scene was almost exciting! Let's go back to the ship and sit around...
Hey, wait -- did you poison your Dad just so we could go on a date?
So, anyway, I just sat there for hours, and Cy Roth kept the camera rolling the whole time!
Pad, pad, pad the film! Pad, pad, pad the film! Pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad the film!
Hey, could you quit pouring so loud... keep the cat from stomping around like that...?
-So, do you save the coupons?
-How do you think I got this spaceship?
-Jeez, how long does this go on?
-There's more action in the wallpaper!
Yeah, sure... uh, how about some Beer Nuts... or, maybe some cocktail weenies...?
*sssssssss*uh, we got a helium leak sir. its pretty bad back here.
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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.
Timmy just wanted love. LOVE!
What's the sacrificial dance music from? I know most of the music is from Prince Igor, but if so, what track?
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What's the "Maya Koumani, my darling!" comment from? It's a song, but what's the song?
At 1:23:00 when the monster falls into the fire you can see the mattress he falls onto, look to the left of the altar thing.
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This might be the worst movie score of all time. The musical selection is completely mismatched to the non-action.
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"Cy Roth had to pad the film just to get to the parts that had more padding." Seriously, this movie hurts.
1 final thing... another Joel flub, cracks me up. During the confrontation of Timmy & Tom when Joel finally acknowledges Timmy in the theatre, he calls him Tommy! LOL!!! Timmy, Tommy...same thing.
@ 53:12- I could NOT stop laughing as Servo says, the table moves! Paranormal movie??! BaaAAhhh HaaAAAHAAaa! That was a weird thing 2 do, have it connected 2 the door?! --The hell?
@1:13:05 These guys all have wedgies!
@ ~27:10 Crow's freak out is hilarious!
@25:40, siren like noise trills Joel: Awe, listen! They're getting pulled over! ;OD
@22:54 HeeeEE HEE! Crow gets away with saying shit, yup. He really does. He didn't say the "house" part, boy were the censors sleeping.
The evil TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved this one! So glad I refound!
Carton of Chesterfields? Check. Aluminum ladder? Check. Alright let’s go to the 13th moon of Jupiter.
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Oh God of Sun... can we even SEE the sun from Jupiter?
The crew returns to their rocket only to find that someone has stolen their ladder.
Every since I saw the 'Making of' show on Sci-Fi years ago I've been searching for Timmy.
Monkeyshines AND lying, Crow?
Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.
Just wondering... am I the only one here who, during the sacrifice liturgical dance scene, finds himself joining in when Joel and the Bots start singing, "pad, pad, pad the film..."
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EVERY time I watch this episode I forget about Timmy creepily sneaking into the theater, only to see him sitting there and I FREAK out. Timmy, you scary.
Pretty cool the Fire Maidens of Atlantis discovered 5 hour energy. Learn something new in every experiment.
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So Cy Roth believes that men's facial hair doesn't grow in space, huh? They were on Moon 13 for at least a week, and not even a little stubble.
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Tell me Servo didn't say, "Maybe they're Ellen Jamesians"! A call-back to "The World According to Garp". How exquisitely obscure! "Bitten off in a Buick? I had mine surgically removed!"
"Monkey shines AND lying, Crow?
I think I know someone who needs a time out..."
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@11:50 "It's probable, but highly doubtful" -- you missed a trick here guys!!
One of MST's finest hours
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So I was thinking, wouldn't Magic Voice just be able to tell them that Timmy was evil when he attacked Cambot? Then I thought to myself, its just a show, I really should relax.
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...Right, so I guess they padded the film so much that there was no room for any explanation of what happened to the astronauts after they drank those roofies
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I really love the host segments in this one, the whole "dark spectre" version of Crow thing.
Something I never knew before was that along with spare versions and spare parts for Crow and Servo, the Toolmaster had also made a set of matte black-on-black versions for use in the theater, so that they would chroma-key silhouette properly against the blue screen. I never knew this until I saw a foto in the Episode Guide of Murphy, Trace and Nelson seated in the theater set preparing to get down to some riffing.
I love how they repurposed the black-on-black theater version of Crow to play the part of Crow's "dark spectre" duplicate, "Timmy". Nice stand-in puppet work by the Toolmaster, there, too.
Frontdoor parking at the (realistic) London Airport......
D'aahh, jeezus... how many of these damn' movies use the same old White Sands captured V-2 test launch footage? That's frickin' sad, man.
Oh, and stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the same meteor shower that they used in "12 To The Moon"? Maa-aaan, this is getting worse by the minute.
...d'ohh, man, and check out THIS crap! That's from "King Dinosaur"! Seriously, man -- the landing footage is TOTALLY "King Dinosaur"! Cheap bastards. B'wahh ha ha ha hah!
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I really don't get the continual 'Pina Munda' reference. Can anyone shed some light on it for me?
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I wish they had made a "Revenge of Timmy" episode.
Jupiter! America's dairyland!