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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space



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Roe Walker - 13 days ago

Soooooooooooo....The Atlanteans had enough advanced technology to move their entire population to a moon of Jupiter. And yet.....THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT ONLY THEIR ISLAND WAS SINKING?? D: What, were their scientists too busy smoking to tell everyone that they only had to relocate to another place on Earth, which could easily be done since they had incredible amounts of technology?


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G Strathmore - about 1 month ago

London Cemetary AND Observatory?


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Victoria Mayer - about 1 month ago

@28:32 gets me EVERY. TIME.


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C. Joseph Osborn - 3 months ago

I've just had a wise idea: Phillip Morris should fund NASA on condition that all the astronauts chain-smoke. Then the Marlboro man could be a cowboy AND an astronaut. . . If he wasn't dead, I mean.


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Hailley Petey-Plane - 3 months ago

This whole movie is a weird male fantasy.


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Dr. Despicable - 5 months ago

What's up with all the It's a Wonderful Life riffs? It even makes it's way into the mads' invention exchange!


A 50's thang?
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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

How many episodes so far have featured Atlantians in the movie? I mean really, why the obsession with Atlantis?


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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

Jupiter sure looks a lot like Ohio...


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Todd Appel - 6 months ago

This was a tweener for me...and that made it uncomfortable to watch but had great layups and riffs...you could tell by the theme of the boring sets...loved this one...stranger in paradise was the thorn in the rose...kind of like a tractor pull...


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Ray Garraty - 7 months ago

I guess the director wasn't familiar with the term "cut"


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Dear Creative Team of "Fire Maidens of Outer Space",

Long, silent shots do not automatically equate to tension and/or suspense.

Sincerely,
The Audience


Daytime Astronomy
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Donald Petkus - 7 months ago

I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


Tom Servo on a Spit
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Sabrina Domingues - 7 months ago

"Joel if you don't mind, I'm cooking here...I'm beginning to smell delicious." Love that line.


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happyking - 8 months ago

These guys are so boring they had to go to the thirteenth moon of Jupiter on the off chance that it was inhabited solely by women in order to find girlfriends.


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Teri Gee - 9 months ago

"We wracked Frank's brain for this week's invention, but nothing doing."
And Frank's brain looks wracked. :)


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E B - 9 months ago

"Four Dullards of the Apocalypse!" In my opinion, this may be Tom Servo's best line, at least of the episodes I have seen. I swear before Odin, if being boring were an Olympic sport, every one of these guys could be on the national team.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 10 months ago

After all that drinking, don'tcha wonder where the bathrooms are? I do, but I am weird.


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

Whenever I watch this episode, I remember it's the episodes with Timmy. That was such a lame concept, especially when he is in the theater. The entire section with Timmy irritating Servo is ruined.


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Morgan Zindzi T - 12 months ago

Holy mole! I didn't notice Timmy had entered the theater til 5 minutes after.
~~~chilling~~~


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When Joel was describing how those two levers control everything, he said "TENperature." Was that a callback to Fugitive Alien? haha!


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I never got around to watching this entire episode because the movie is so mind-numbingly BORING I felt like I was slipping into a coma. But now I vow on finishing it. btw, the giant checkbook is one of my favorite inventions by the Mads haha


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

The Dark Spectre that was Timmy! Movie gets interesting at 54:00 when Timmy enters stage right only to disappear at commercial sign. But then, slowly rising up from a seat...Timmy is back... silent as the grave he watches and waits, hiding each time Servo tells Joel that he is there. So funny but also creepy, I couldn't believe it when at 1:06:50 his mouth ominously opens as he leans towards Servo and, sure enough, he bites him! Best 15 minutes of this episode.


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Teri Gee - about 1 year ago

I think that they should have used one of those 50s scream shots as the stinger instead of the glass being tossed. They were much more entertaining.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

Timmy just wanted love. LOVE!


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Gregg Hammerquist - about 1 year ago

What's the sacrificial dance music from? I know most of the music is from Prince Igor, but if so, what track?


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Gregg Hammerquist - about 1 year ago

What's the "Maya Koumani, my darling!" comment from? It's a song, but what's the song?


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

At 1:23:00 when the monster falls into the fire you can see the mattress he falls onto, look to the left of the altar thing.


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

This might be the worst movie score of all time. The musical selection is completely mismatched to the non-action.


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

"Cy Roth had to pad the film just to get to the parts that had more padding." Seriously, this movie hurts.


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1 final thing... another Joel flub, cracks me up. During the confrontation of Timmy & Tom when Joel finally acknowledges Timmy in the theatre, he calls him Tommy! LOL!!! Timmy, Tommy...same thing.


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@ 53:12- I could NOT stop laughing as Servo says, the table moves! Paranormal movie??! BaaAAhhh HaaAAAHAAaa! That was a weird thing 2 do, have it connected 2 the door?! --The hell?


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@1:13:05 These guys all have wedgies!


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@ ~27:10 Crow's freak out is hilarious!


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@25:40, siren like noise trills Joel: Awe, listen! They're getting pulled over! ;OD


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@22:54 HeeeEE HEE! Crow gets away with saying shit, yup. He really does. He didn't say the "house" part, boy were the censors sleeping.


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The evil TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved this one! So glad I refound!


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Carton of Chesterfields? Check. Aluminum ladder? Check. Alright let’s go to the 13th moon of Jupiter.


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Oh God of Sun... can we even SEE the sun from Jupiter?


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The crew returns to their rocket only to find that someone has stolen their ladder.


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Every since I saw the 'Making of' show on Sci-Fi years ago I've been searching for Timmy.


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Phil Carstens - over 1 year ago

Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.


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Just wondering... am I the only one here who, during the sacrifice liturgical dance scene, finds himself joining in when Joel and the Bots start singing, "pad, pad, pad the film..."


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

EVERY time I watch this episode I forget about Timmy creepily sneaking into the theater, only to see him sitting there and I FREAK out. Timmy, you scary.


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William Puncheon - almost 2 years ago

Pretty cool the Fire Maidens of Atlantis discovered 5 hour energy. Learn something new in every experiment.


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

So Cy Roth believes that men's facial hair doesn't grow in space, huh? They were on Moon 13 for at least a week, and not even a little stubble.


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

Tell me Servo didn't say, "Maybe they're Ellen Jamesians"! A call-back to "The World According to Garp". How exquisitely obscure! "Bitten off in a Buick? I had mine surgically removed!"


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RevJJVQ - almost 2 years ago

"Monkey shines AND lying, Crow?
I think I know someone who needs a time out..."


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@11:50 "It's probable, but highly doubtful" -- you missed a trick here guys!!


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

One of MST's finest hours


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Mark Eddleman - about 2 years ago

So I was thinking, wouldn't Magic Voice just be able to tell them that Timmy was evil when he attacked Cambot? Then I thought to myself, its just a show, I really should relax.


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Chris Bennett - about 2 years ago

...Right, so I guess they padded the film so much that there was no room for any explanation of what happened to the astronauts after they drank those roofies


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I really love the host segments in this one, the whole "dark spectre" version of Crow thing.

Something I never knew before was that along with spare versions and spare parts for Crow and Servo, the Toolmaster had also made a set of matte black-on-black versions for use in the theater, so that they would chroma-key silhouette properly against the blue screen. I never knew this until I saw a foto in the Episode Guide of Murphy, Trace and Nelson seated in the theater set preparing to get down to some riffing.

I love how they repurposed the black-on-black theater version of Crow to play the part of Crow's "dark spectre" duplicate, "Timmy". Nice stand-in puppet work by the Toolmaster, there, too.


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El Carto - about 2 years ago

Frontdoor parking at the (realistic) London Airport......


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D'aahh, jeezus... how many of these damn' movies use the same old White Sands captured V-2 test launch footage? That's frickin' sad, man.

Oh, and stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the same meteor shower that they used in "12 To The Moon"? Maa-aaan, this is getting worse by the minute.

...d'ohh, man, and check out THIS crap! That's from "King Dinosaur"! Seriously, man -- the landing footage is TOTALLY "King Dinosaur"! Cheap bastards. B'wahh ha ha ha hah!


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Aaron Kuehmichel - about 2 years ago

I really don't get the continual 'Pina Munda' reference. Can anyone shed some light on it for me?


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

I wish they had made a "Revenge of Timmy" episode.


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Frankie DeMario - over 2 years ago

Jupiter! America's dairyland!