417 - Crash of the Moons
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"I've got two dollars, I'll wrestle the Queen."
You can take some out of my mouth.
PIGS IN SPAAAAAAACE!
So, you ever think that you'd be just sitting here, saying nothing?
A CBS news magazine.
You and your daughter are doomed!
"Bovaro," bite me
Double Winky, coming up
Whoa, did I get really betrayed last night or what
Oh, this is no cake walk. Oh, I did it again!
Horowitz is visibly shaken.
"Rocky, what will happen to Atlasan?"
"All right, Cleolanta."
I'm feeling stupid, today.
I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!
Give in to the dark side!
"Ew, I re-tasted my lunch!"
"I'm... barren, Bobby."
" ♫ ♭ Climb ev'ry cheap set... 'til you find a plot... ♭ ♫"
"Oh, sure. Everybody's baby is so smart."
"You do it. I'm bitter."
"Maybe he thinks he's too good for us. Well, screw Rocky!"
"How can you not love a skull like this?!"
"Uh... made my own blender mayonnaise yesterday!"
[grunt] "Aah, this weighs a ton! I shouldn't have used that Sakrete™!"
Sgt. Schultz knows nothing...
Seems Mr. Winkie needs a spanking...
"He'd been so happy for days. Laughing and not a single whimper...." - Now he insists on eating!
Ampersand is in deep doo-doo.
Oh, sweet cake. You're the only one who understands me!
This is my lucky day! And cake, too!
Oh no! Crash of the Moons is On!
"Thank you, Cleolanta."
I'm still mad at YOU, though.
Bavaro and Bavaro and Bavaro, creeps forth its...
He's got an extra Y chromosome.
Every time I get engaged, you do this to me!
"You're talking as foolishly as a child, Trinka."
And that's pretty foolish. ...that's my point.
The house began to pitch, the hinges to unhitch!
"That's right Winkie, we're all here!" And This is Your Life!
Okay - let's US wrestle the queen, now...
Um... is someone gonna drive?
♫Aaaah, Sweet Myyysteryyy of Life, At Last I've Found Yoooooooouuu♫
Bobby, you're a bad person and no one likes you...
Sooo... what would happen if one moon sat down and shut up?
Plop plop Fizz Fizz oh what a bad film it is!
Rotunda? Hey, I'm just big boned!
"We've got movie gram!"
"She blinded me with science!"
"You see guys, when a spaceship loves a space station very very much..."
"Get ready for no action!"
"Wow! That's really... not that cool.."
"Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try booze!"
"Can I take your helmet? Oh, that's your hair.."
Watch that window. If it starts to open you must appear to be unconscious.
Yeah, like that.
I've got two dollars, I'll wrestle the queen.
You know, she'd never would have made it in a private girls' school; she just can't sneak that well.
Haha, ironically, I'm putting clothes on you!
Can I take your helmet? Oh that's your hair.
The depressing thing is this is in color...
You know you two are getting a little too spicy.
Cleolanta, please try to understand... .(I'm a magic man.)
I'm using my space voice. (Giggle)
Watch out for the tricycle!
Lunch, today, will be tomato soup, tater-tots and pudding-in-a-cloud...
"It's a plot - a TRICK!" - A fe-male triiick...!
"If you could only talk..." - If you could only act...
I wonder if he knows he's beatin' the crap outta Carl Sandburg...?
- All right, in there?
Look out - here comes Craig T. Nelson...
That's the Muzak Corporation - they want their record back...
Colonel Puppy Paws!
What he lacks in expression, he makes up for in hat tips.
Ow! He bit me! Little son-of-a...
She's wearing that armband because her career is dead.
So why are you dressed as Liberace's chauffeur?
You don't love Ken! Do you love Jessie? I asked you first! No tag backs!
Yes, pound sign?
Could you break it up. Your party is depressing everyone in the building.
♬ The weather started getting rough. The tiny wheel was tossed. ♬
Everything you touch you destroy.
Ooooh! Right in the Winky.
Man the Calanger Dangadang on the Poopafloo!
Well, I must confess...I ate your strained peas.
Oz didn't do nothing for Bill Tinsman that he didn't already have.
Infant 1 to Mother!
Did you have a baby?
"You can't hurt Jessie!"
"I don't want to."
But I have to. This is a soap opera after all. If I don't we're out of work!
"Now this is my great concern," Where are my Gummi Bears?
Get ready for no action!
You wiped your feet on the doormat of my heart!
Winky, honey, hang up the line.
"No wait a minute; don't go yet. Sit a minute."
I gave you cake; you owe me!
Tell you what, Jess can drive, we can sit in the back.
The sad thing is this is in color.
"I'd be relieved, if I knew what was going on."
"Ohh, is the great Hollingsworth Morse going to direct?"
"Uh, judges? *annk!* I'm sorry, we can't accept that."
Vladimir, does this clip need any setup?
Call back the TR-14, bring it back. And backfill the story for the audience, they have no idea what's going on.
"The X-V5 is ready to be dispatched." What about the MC5?
It's a cardboard cut-out Klan meeting.
Devo, New Traditionalists.
Take us to the river! Drop us in the water!
Hey it's a paint-by-number Kandinsky up there.
OH! They've got him in the Weber grill!
You see guys when a spaceship loves a space station very, very much...you get this here.
"Don't worry, we'll get you off before then."
Alriiiiight! Heh heh heh.
Please hit Bobby.
You know, there's not a gifted conversationalist in this whole group.
Joel - "Gimme that Pinlke, Winky, I mean..."
Tom - "Pinkle?"
(I love how Joel flubbed his line, and they just rolled with it!)
"You can't blow up a coco puff! There's just no way!"
"But there was no room at the inn. Then Space Joesph and Mary took the tiny infant to space Bethlehem."
"She blinded me with science!"
"Hi space honey, I'm home!"
"It's pretty slow for a rocket"
"Lego Hospital. Snap-tight Hernia sold separately."
"Crash of the Moons"...Two frat boys in a butt-on collision.
"The truth is I'm in love with a small Mexican man."
"I'm damn unappealing!"
"Would you folks break it up? Your party is depressing everyone in the building!
"Yep, I'm afraid he's an infant, but he will grow out of it."
" WHITMAN SAMPLER GRAM. "
"I married a NAZI."
"ATTENTION, all hands on WINKIE."
"Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try BOOZE !!"
Even in the future Booz satisfies
well I cant take a crap. Bobby's my witness
"I hate these Pinter plays!"
I dont care.
frank, quit bogart-ing that toothpaste!!
Baby trapped in film eats own hand-- news at 11...
Even in the future, booze satisfies!
You see, when a spaceship loves a space station very, very much...
"I won't be long..." No kidding-- you don't have to tell ME!
So, can I warm up your bra-- COFFEE?
Your tabe-able is read-deddy.
"We act only for self-preservation." We're Republicans.
So what would happen if the moons sat down and shut up?
"Professor, where's the little prince?" That's rather personal, isnt it?
WINKIE! You been eating cabbage?
Even in space, booze satisfies!
Not since 'Fire Maidens of Outer Space' has there been a ladder sequence so compelling.
Oh no ... Crash of the Moons is on.
God, I'm unappealing.
I can't take ah crap..... Bobby's my witness.....
Look honey, why don't cha go make some sandwiches, OK ?
Why does he have to take orders from a bus driver ? ....
Here's the whined up...... and the pitch..... low and away.
You are WRONG, Winky Breath!
"-What is phenomenon? -Something unusual." Something that happens.
Hmmmm, it swings both ways...
Try and understand..."I'm a Magic Man!"
I'll call you every hour on the hour. "Then I start tossing out bodies!"
What happens if all moons sat down & shut - up ?
Was that ME ?
Sure.. Ken's not atomically correct... but....
My first lobotomy kit. By Sony.
Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a bad film it is!
"I have to be at the hospital first thing in the morning." For my autopsy.