417 - Crash of the Moons
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"I'd be relieved, if I knew what was going on."
"Ohh, is the great Hollingsworth Morse going to direct?"
"Uh, judges? *annk!* I'm sorry, we can't accept that."
So, what would happen if one moon sat down and shut up?
Vladimir, does this clip need any setup?
Call back the TR-14, bring it back. And backfill the story for the audience, they have no idea what's going on.
"The X-V5 is ready to be dispatched." What about the MC5?
It's a cardboard cut-out Klan meeting.
Devo, New Traditionalists.
Take us to the river! Drop us in the water!
Hey it's a paint-by-number Kandinsky up there.
"Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!"
"I'm... barren, Bobby."
OH! They've got him in the Weber grill!
You see guys when a spaceship loves a space station very, very much...you get this here.
"Don't worry, we'll get you off before then."
Alriiiiight! Heh heh heh.
Please hit Bobby.
You know, there's not a gifted conversationalist in this whole group.
Joel - "Gimme that Pinlke, Winky, I mean..."
Tom - "Pinkle?"
(I love how Joel flubbed his line, and they just rolled with it!)
"You can't blow up a coco puff! There's just no way!"
"But there was no room at the inn. Then Space Joesph and Mary took the tiny infant to space Bethlehem."
"She blinded me with science!"
"Hi space honey, I'm home!"
"It's pretty slow for a rocket"
"Lego Hospital. Snap-tight Hernia sold separately."
"Crash of the Moons"...Two frat boys in a butt-on collision.
"The truth is I'm in love with a small Mexican man."
"I'm damn unappealing!"
"Would you folks break it up? Your party is depressing everyone in the building!
"Yep, I'm afraid he's an infant, but he will grow out of it."
" WHITMAN SAMPLER GRAM. "
"I married a NAZI."
"ATTENTION, all hands on WINKIE."
"Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try BOOZE !!"
Even in the future Booz satisfies
well I cant take a crap. Bobby's my witness
"I hate these Pinter plays!"
I dont care.
frank, quit bogart-ing that toothpaste!!
Baby trapped in film eats own hand-- news at 11...
Even in the future, booze satisfies!
You see, when a spaceship loves a space station very, very much...
"I won't be long..." No kidding-- you don't have to tell ME!
So, can I warm up your bra-- COFFEE?
Your tabe-able is read-deddy.
"We act only for self-preservation." We're Republicans.
So what would happen if the moons sat down and shut up?
"Professor, where's the little prince?" That's rather personal, isnt it?
WINKIE! You been eating cabbage?
Even in space, booze satisfies!
Not since 'Fire Maidens of Outer Space' has there been a ladder sequence so compelling.
Oh no ... Crash of the Moons is on.
God, I'm unappealing.
I can't take ah crap..... Bobby's my witness.....
Look honey, why don't cha go make some sandwiches, OK ?
Why does he have to take orders from a bus driver ? ....
Here's the whined up...... and the pitch..... low and away.
You are WRONG, Winky Breath!
"-What is phenomenon? -Something unusual." Something that happens.
Hmmmm, it swings both ways...
Try and understand..."I'm a Magic Man!"
I'll call you every hour on the hour. "Then I start tossing out bodies!"
What happens if all moons sat down & shut - up ?
Was that ME ?
Sure.. Ken's not atomically correct... but....
My first lobotomy kit. By Sony.
Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a bad film it is!
"I have to be at the hospital first thing in the morning." For my autopsy.