418 - Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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How can a man in one lifetime know all there is to know about making out?--Tom
You know something, mister. You ask too many questions.--Joel
[sigh] "This makes Mannequin 2 look like a masterpiece!"
"The President's polyp."
"Okay, Gentlemen. Your suits didn't come in, so tomorrow just wear black and your mask."
"Why doesn't that work with relatives?"
"Malcolm McDowell... in O Yucky Man!"
What, did they get Charlie Chaplin to write the music?
"Come on down to O'Neal Funeral Chapel. Over ten thousand ossified customers."
"First, we deflate your hair."
[lightning, thunder clap]
"I resent that! I can't believe I made those two guys!!"
"♬ Wad-a-la-dup-ba-dup ♬-- Boing!!"
"From a Bagelwich?!"
"Aren't we regular devils?" Actually, I'm a Large.
Ignatius J Reilly had better hygiene than this guy!
Really? I thought we were oily drifters.
Mmmm... I borrowed a camcorder from Rob Lowe...
Lithium Cop: God,uhhI hate the public.
The THE End! Let's LET'S go!
"Did he believe you?"
Was he supposed to?
"I thought the police were alert!"
Yeah, that's a common fallacy.
Yeah, what the heck was that?
Wherever there's a guy... smoochin' a cop... I'll be there...
Oh, a single smoocher, the worst kind!
Okay - put me through to Dub Taylor, Will Geer and Struther Martin!
Hi, honey, we're doomed...!
Dear Abby - I'm an elderly woman...
Stanley - get me a hammer!
Jesse Helms, in retirement...
"Ya know, they've got a lot of optic nerve."
"What are they going to do, stare at him to death?
"You a commie? Just checking."
I'm still having trouble getting that windsong out of my car.
That's the female, she has less plumage.
Suddenly, I'm strangely calm.
Oh, let's go to the Tobe Hooper place.
Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
Oh, I refuse to watch this.
So tell me, why do you want to be a fry cook at Denny's?
So maybe her head is like an egg sac? Or maybe it's for water storage or...?
Shut up! SHUT UP!! (wearily) Shut up...
"If A.V. geeks rule the world!"
"We do!...Heh heh"
"I like to apologize for the entire Male gender now...Thanks, I'm sorry."
You're not funny SHUT-UP!
Yeeaaah, that's the ticket!
Well...time to end my film career....now!
Does the phrase "street-length sweater dress" ring a bell?
"Bill will you help us?!?" I can't, I'm just a bit part
It was a dull movie...and Allstate was there.
$49 down, $49 a month. Drive it away.
How can a man in a single life time learn all there is to know about making out?
Ri eh ah eh ri eh *Ththpbt*! Re eh *ththppbbt*, eh ah re ah eh ah *ththppbbt...
(Servo's raspberry enhanced version of the goofy music @ 1:06:40)
Ol' Blue Eyes is back!
Ironically, I'm having a hard time seeing, ho ho ho!
"Well, that does it." I have no chin.
Here, make a dog outta that.
I'm not going into the carpal tunnel.
Harold, somehow I have the feeling that Galician equations are flawed due to they restrict the Freudian view of the universe. (or something like that).
"I will if I see one rolling by. . ."
Earl Holliman! Who would have been William Shatner had there not already been one!
The driving scene will haunt your dreams.
Man, it's really hard to see the road when it's noon.
"Besides, I'm going to show you the moon."
No, please, stay seated!
♫ ♪ I can't seem to get the stink out, the Windsong stays in my car! ♫ ♪
"Speaking of yellow ones-"
"How's your teeth?"
Mariah Carey's running through the woods.
Come out with your eyes up!
ONeal Ambulance. You plug 'em, we lug 'em.
I heard my Bouncin' Betty go off
You got a possum on your head girlie?
"They're welding back at me!"
You a commie? Just checkin'.
"How're we going to get it to the police station?!" - You could put it in your hand bag!
Couldn't they just put the hand in the glove box?
Joel - "...and don't be alarmed if suddenly becomes 2 in the afternoon."
(girl) - What if we turn ourselves into the police?
Tom Servo - "Then we would be the police and we could drop the charges..."
Crow - "Damn, we forgot to run!"
You still here?
Joel - "No."
The, The End!
'ello Roy! 'ello Sigfreid!
No, no! Gertrude Stein!
David Lynch only aspires to make something this creepy.
"Oh Harold!" Oh Maude! Maude!
No, seriously, let's see the real film.
It's more like The Minor Vandalism of The Eye Creatures.
You know, I can't pucker; is that a handicap?
Hey, they just knocked over the cameraman! ~Joel
"They're Gone!" Damn, they saw the EXIT sign!
(Bright light, blue sky) It's night, ladies & gentlemen, NIGHT. ~Joel
"Come in." Welcome 2 the 3rd grade.
I'll just stay on the steps while you get murdered.
I'd like to apologize for the entire male gender now, thanks, I'm sorry.
No, really, let's see the real film.
I can't seem to get the stink out... the Wind Song stays in my car...!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm rooting for The The Eye Creatures!
Jeez, Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer is not as sick as this!
"We're here for a reason..."
-We got booted out of vo-tech!
Oh, it's the All-Kennedy Channel!
He's Charles Nelson Reilly's understudy...
And now, the most instantly unappealing character in film history!
Were you responsible for the triple whip-out in the cafeteria?
"Hope you like HIM, I did the FROSTING myself."
"Hello Sarah. Tell them to send some cops out here and chase these SMOOCHERS off of my property !!"
Ed Asner in a role that will surprise you.
Attack of the I-don't-think-so Creatures
The White Rock Cafe, where whitey comes to drink and dance!
♫ Little Red Chevette! ♫
'Brought to you by Wife Beater: A trailer park of flavor in every bottle.'
Hey, dim your cufflinks!
Hey, you're making out with a poodle!
Quick climb into susans' hair
SMOOCHERS?! Oh, wait, that was just the house settling.
So run outside with my gun in the air, run twards the gate, whats my motivation. You paycheck.
Your head's on fire
Joel, I want you to take my head off.
We now join Ernest Hemingway in his home in Ketchum, Idaho.
Travis Bickle had ah better room than this !
This place has all the ambiance of ah Vietnamese restaurant.
I like GUM....
How DARE you negate me.. ockkkkk
(Peter Lorre overtones)
Did Muh - Mel Tillis write these credits or wha aht?
♫Never gonna give you up...♫
Wow, it sure is dark out there. Hope they don't get a moonburn.
I think we killed the Michelin man!
Now, let me ram my nose in your ear.
So your car pops ludes and flies to Denver for peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
"Take off!" To the Great White North!
Hi, I'm selling subscriptions to "Smoocher" magazine.
David Lynch only aspires to make something this creepy...
well he blowed up lame! yeah real lame!
say,nice area....i think
They just didn't care!
Brought to you by white beer. There's a trailer park of flavor in every bottle.
Ooh, he's being attacked by creamy nougat centers!
"Blup, blup, blup..." You're not funny, shut up!
So the car is smarter than us?
"What's making that noise?" I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing...
Now let's try the last house on the left here!
And now the little man makes out.
And now Red in the Silent Spot. Red is a perverted service man...
"...but absorbe everything you see here!" I'm your sponge, sir.
Do you think if we put the hand in water, the creature will pee?
Hey! This is the movie's statement, let's listen.....there! Ah, nothin.
"You know, they got a lotta optic nerve!"