420 - The Human Duplicators
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Listen, I don't HAVE to do anything.
Stay away from him, you bitches.
"Speak to me, fudge wall."
Uh, someone dropped this.
I will give my report and then I will be destroyed. "But, enough about me."
Are they speaking in code?
I'm here for the Mr. Drysdale audition
We'd end up with a civilization of extremes. The few who have everything and the many who have nothing. "Sounds like the Regan Bush years."
My cap gun will stop him!
I wet 'em!
That's my daughter, you bastard!!
[Crow] Well, this is what they get for leaving national security secrets in a high school in Pasadena
[Crow] This is Beverly Hills Cop, only the slow, white version...
Anyone want to say something? Kind of dragging here.
I want this YOU situation taken care of!
"You are imagining these things."
"I am not."
Come on, mister. You can't sleep here.
"You know there's one thing I can't stand, Steve..."
"What's that, Wayne?"
Hey, Fred Flintstone's running somewhere!
C'mon, I'm huge, humor me.
You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
Am I Liz Taylor yet?
-And so Hercules entered the room of the Minotaur!
How come I don't get nurses like that?
I'll take 'THINGS A HUGE UNTALENTED ACTOR WOULD SAY' for $1000.
-They've disarmed him!
-Eh, went out on a limb.
-Let's take it from the top, little more bass this time.
"Let's all play the Family Feud!"
"Sounds like a promotion."
"I have so many years left, Why am I wasting my time in this film?!"
Finally! Ve meet in da living room!
Sometimes I just don't understand your generation's humor.
I oughta kick your so-called butt.
Look, I'm from another planet. The meter's running.
they're hickory-smoking people in here!
Knew your father, I did...
It's The Pawnbroker meets It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World! The restored version...
Everything you know is wrong!
We visited Anthony Robbins at his palatial home in Del Mar!
Hey, it's a Tucks Medicated film!
Next exit, Gas... Food... Lodging... and MURDER
Hey, how come I never get nurses like that?
It's the blind leading the bland
"Oh for cryin- they couldn't even afford to throw a guy through a window in this movie!"
"Hey! If it's marked 'Top Secret' please don't look at it.."
Movie: "Well say something"
Crow:"Wow, got riff-back on that one."
Movie: "Alright Glen, suppose you tell me how a man who's been dead for several hours can drive a car up a mountain road, get out and jump over a cliff?"
Crow: "He's... Jesus?"
"Wait, why did he have to sign in to go outside?"
"Yeah well I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters."
"Whoa! Brother's got his own horn section!"
"So, what's his mission?"
"I dunno, selling band candy or something."
Is this a filibuster?!
The doctor will see you nooow.
"A philosophy like that would make a pretty wide gap in human understanding. We'd end up with a civilization of extremes: the few, who have everything, and the rest who have nothing."
Sounds the Reagan/Bush years.
Forgot my pants!
I bet he doubles as a couch.
Is someone in here duplicating?
Sorry to interrupt, but we're trying to work down here.
There's one thing I can't stand, Steve. ...towel thieves.
I guess I thought you'd go through the roof is all.
"I've been spending all movie inside and its beautiful out here!"
"Now we're gonna' find out who Deep Throat really is!"
"Allow me to gesture like Michael Dukakis."
"Yes, June, I'm still at work. Tryin' to put food on our table! You ungrateful..." [mumble]
♬ ♩ "Oh ohh, Dreamweaver... Oh ohh, Dennis Weaver..." ♩ ♬
"Look, why don't you just do it in the bus tubs, for cryin' out loud!"
"I deny them my essence."
"Jeez... What a dickweed!"
"Hi, I'm Billy Budd for Mellville Buick. We're havin' a whale of a sale!"
"This just in: 'Cheap set used for cheesy movie.' Crappy film at 11."
Hit em in the Head...they've got Hummel Heads!
Wow! It's Blaze & Lace of American Gladiators!
Android: resembling a Human...."See David Geffen"
Something Plastic about that Guy!
But the man who took Dristan is breathing freely!
Bic Pen, Big Eraser from Florida,some Mike & Ike's...
Your touch is uncomfortable to me!
Two Wongs don't make ahh......
It's New Malibu Barbie Torture Chamber!
Too Much Porcelana!
Look! No one is going to tell you, you need Clearasil.
Put me down!
Timothy! Timothy! Hungry as Hell...no Food to Eat!
I got Riffed back on that!
I crap bigger than them!
If you don't know what it is...don't put your finger on it!
Hey! It's a Very Brady Renaissance...
Alone with the Booze! Hahah!
Did you pull that suit off the Riddler?
Stop in the name of Tom Bodett!
Sounds like a Promotion!
"Why did he have to sign in to go outside?"..."California"
Looks like the Ponderosa!
The boys did WHAT?! They duplicated Lumpy?!
I now pronounce you Allen & Rossi...
Bob, is this raw bacon for me?
That's Mary Kay Ash!
Oh, George Nader. He's untalented at any speed.
STOP...In the name of Tom Bodette!
D-d-don't touch the head.
::man crashes thru double door::: Look there's a door KNOB, buddy!
"As you have already seen, my life is not the dull routine the general public might imagine." "No, your niece is lovely." Joel: What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!
Oh sit and spin.
WHAT'S THIS? Dewlap Man is following our hero?!!!
"I want you to follow mister Rockford and see to it that he has a serious accident that will take him off the case...PERMANENTLY."
"Hey, wait. I only have so many years left! Why am I wasting it in this film?!"
Look at me, I'm William Conrad!
This is my Velvet Underground, like it?
Clear your throat!
America: Building cities. Drinking booze!
"Dr. Heimlich: The Early Years."
"Oh my god you're huge."
"Hit 'em in the head! They've got Hummel heads!"
"You must never create a robot that can outsmart you."
Tom - "Too late, Joel!"
"Here's your dolly. Pretty Dolly. Dress it up in pretty clothes."
"I could duplicate this mirror, but it would be a lot cheaper just to buy one."
Camera 2, clear the shot please.
Aww Jeez they can't even afford to throw a guy through a window in this movie.
She's been wading in mud?
Hey its got a loft! Wow! And TORSOS! Cool!
Dr. Heimlich, the early years...
You know he could have walked down those high-security steps over there.
I can sense he has a nice butt.
♫Oh, sweet mystery ♪ of life ♪ at last I’ve found you!♫
Dr. Munson Honeydew
The boys did what? They duplicated Lumpy?!
"Well say something." Something. "Something" Doh! Got riffed back on that.
Where's his office?
Across the hall ... next to the ice machine.
Look, there's a doorknob buddy.
Hey , who's playing that contra-bassoon? Ollie North??
Well, if you don't know what it is, don't put your finger on it!
Ayg ayg ayg ayg!! Blehlehlehleh! Ah OOO gah!! Ah OOO gah!! Rrroooooooo!!! Doing doing doing doing doing!!!!!
Speak to me, Fudge Wall!
Richard Kiel has a butt collection.
There betta be a continental breakfast, that's all I gotta say.
We have no feelings. We're republicans.
I'l take "things a huge untalented actor would say" for 1000.
What in blazes is an 'android' hmmm...Andy Capp, Andrew Dice Clay, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Andy Panda, Andy Stewart, androgynous...
A robot? Aww, now I gotta look up 'robot'!
"All through history there've been men with minds like Dornheimer's"
Heh, you pull that suit off The Riddler?
I am Kolos. "And diet Kolos."
Oooooo what a lucky man he was...
Oh my God, you're huge!!
Attack of the Christmas ornament from the 60's
Oh no, he got beamed into the Song of the South
'Scuse me, I'm just going to toss myself out the window here...
I'm equipped with shifting antigens, so don't even try to find a cure...
He likes Noel Coward and martinis.
I got riff-back on that.
This man who is a tyrannical dictator is in love with this man who is in love with this man who is played by Peter Lupus
And when I say there was no cannibalism in the Navy, I mean there was some.
Huh? Oh, that must have been her point of view.
Hmm, he's got a real cute shape on him.
Oh! She's blind! Well, that explains the decorating.
He's a queer duck . . .
The blind leading the bland.
Jim Henson's "Jack Pallance Babies"
Hey look, they saved Liberace's brain!