421 - Monster A-Go Go
|Short - Circus on Ice:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Man, if you can't out-act a POST...
I don't have a precision mind like yours! I'm only a scientist!
Yes it's Jules and Jim on ice.
"Sir, I'm losing him!"
"Well, maybe you should have been more sensitive to his needs."
"Make other plans, Jimmy."
I always keep an open can of gas behind the seat.
What is this? Chinese music torture?
Two words: closed casket.
You'll just have to make do with Uncle Bob and Uncle Jim and Uncle Phil and Uncle Roy and Uncle Tim and--
It's full of Schlitz cans!
He's sneaking past Robert Fripp's room.
Take the Kazoo out of your mouth!
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!" la-la-la, la-la-la-la--(all laugh) Ahh, that was fun. Thanks, Carl.
Listen, Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.
"There was no dignity for anyone who worked on this film!"
"Hey, would somebody get the cat off the Fender Rhodes, please?!"
"Huh. Lemme' see here: 'Rumpletweezer the Good Fairy lived under the Dum Dum Tree down'-- What?!"
♪ ♬ "Dog and Butterfly/Up in the air he likes to fly..." ♬ ♪
"Dear Diary, Well, you won't believe who waltzed back into my life today!..."
♩ ♫ "Times like these/Were made for Taster's Choice™..." ♫ ♩
"Oh, quit playing with his face, Aaron!"
"See if you can spot the men in this chorus line!"
"...a world of fairy make-believe!"
"Yeah, as long as you dropped before you came to the show."
"Uh, I'd like a Sloe Gin Circus."
"I'd like my Circus straight up!"
"Now you can have both!"
Listen, Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time...
Ravi Shankar is tuning up somewhere...
It's Billy Pilgrim!
"Colonel Connors ... Yes ..." I made that phone noise
How not to be seen.
Gypsy - "Tom, I don't get you."
Tom - "Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby!"
"Are we awful fast or was that a jump cut?"
"He made her bark!"
"The only consolation is they're all dead now!"
"Go ahead pump 3!"
"connect the dots"
" A lone BULL HUMAN seeks a WORTHY MATE..."
"What is this, Chinese Music Torture ?"
Uh Doctor I... Uh Doctor could you just look at this slide... Doctor about the polio vaccine, Doctor Salk... Oh Doctor I think I found it... Doctor if you'd just ohh... Doctor Salk please it's ah it's definitely the polio vaccine... Oh forget it I'll take credit for it.
Well he's impotent... and he's impotent... good...
We've been working on big gobs of neat stuff.
Oh, she can do this because she feels fresh.
We say goodbye to the vibrating circus train.
Operation: Desert Ice-Storm
What do you think brought him out here? "Great selection? Low prices?"
"Ever overdose an animal?"
"I smoked too much rabbit once."
"There's no body..." No bounce...
"Ohh we don't need to see this shot!"
Five. No three Sir.
"Henry I know what you're driving at but..." Shut up.
"Hi-ya Space cadet." Frank's Dead! :)
Two bad things that go worse together!
"That guy got a weird shape"
"Nightmare the Clown he's coming to your town"
Later, over lunch with Wally Shawn...
"Good God!" Jump back! Kiss myself!!
Yeah, kids are always mutilating people.
This is when NASA was just a car and a helicopter...
Hey, you got your circus on my ice!
-You got your ice on my circus!
Two bad things that go worse together!!
Try to find a microphone!
Dear easy rider magazine, I never believed these stories were true...
Well I'll just wait here then! Rot... Decompose... Rot... Decompose.
-I'm pretty sure this is where the movie takes off.
-This is the "A-Go-Go" part.
What a coincidence, there are two guys named Bill Rebane! Because the, heh heh... This is gonna suck.
Suddenly, mitosis takes place! The DNA strand separates in a dazzling display of color.
"They shoot!" - They score!
She can do this 'cause she feels fresh.
Nightmare clown, he's coming to your town!
This coffee is warmer than Frank is.
Eh, get me, I'm a Stewart Sandwich with a rifle.
Tom Arnold: Road Repair.
Uh, Barkeep, could you freshen my date?
A solemn Jack Kerouac pulls on a "J" in the middle of the room.
Two words: Closed Casket.
Hey Timmy! My dad's dead again, can I come over for dinner?!
I don't know what to say, Steve. I didn't know you felt this way.
The only consolation is that they're all dead now!
The soldiers destroy the delicate balance of nature.
(whenever the old-timey loud phone rings..)
"waiter - could you freshen my date?"
"um ... Two words ....'closed casket.'"
"yes ... make it GOOD this time!"
"... my common sense tells me this is gonna hurt REAL bad..."
(Joel @opening credits)
"nothing sadder than a gut-shot fawn"
Can you imagine if you were the kind of person who enjoyed this?!
This is like watching paint dry!
Women are pulled apart like fresh bread!
We're getting into a whole weird area here!
"Candy on ice, that's nice!" Oh Mamma you make it sound so good!
PPFFF! "Oh pull the helmet off, pull it off me!"
'That's what she'd like to do to him!' 'Stir his olive?' 'Yeah!'
Elvis has staggered out of the building!
"Hey! She's got a saggy diaper that leaks!"
"You know, even my mom would be bored at this!"
VENISON! VENISON! VENISON!
Just drop the ball and take the stroke!
Well, looks like he died in a state of sin.
Torn between two skaters--W000H!
Un-shaven, stinky, AND boozed up on Rumple Mintze the hunters spray bullets into the woods.
SUDDENLY......... she darts across the highway
Agents of Satan...
She skates over her own intestines.
Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered, it's fun!
Please, she's an artist; do not throw pennies at her!
Dehumanized objectified Circus on Ice!
Oh gee, I've seen him in my nightmares.
Well thank goodness Les Paul is backing them up on guitar!!!!
- This is the most dramatic asbestos suit scene I have EVER seen.
"Jeez is there anything else I have to put on? My brother and I look like wood ticks ready to pop!"
Sarge? Ever worry that you don't have a face??
I'll have a little of this..uh, balsamic vinegar here..*gulp*...ugh..yechh...not good!...really....ugh..eck...*cough* blah...
"They look like severe burns. What could have caused such burns?"
- Mexican food?
"Pretty strange working three years for a man you've never met."
-He must be talking about his agent!
They shaved his mustache, those animals!
You know, four movies went into the making of this film...
Well, looks like your front torpedo bays are loaded...!
Hey, this is like "It Happened One Night", except... it makes me want to kill myself!
-Hey, they're gonna frag the director!
I invented Gaines Burgers and I didn't even mean to!
It might have been nice to show that scene with the monster, but use your imagination -- it was true horror!
Good God, did you launch a sulfur bomb back there?
Jeez, you break a beaker over there or something?
Hey, it's Sununu, going to get a haircut!
My, he's got a bladder the size of a juice glass!
Waiter, can you freshen my date?
There, your announcer feels vindicated! This is extremely horrible!
OK, perhaps I was mistaken! The horror is in another scene!
Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Stay with me...
As I mentioned, there is tremendous horror out here... somewhere.
Stop it! Stop it!! Stop it!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!! ...thank you.
Jeez, productive night -- this guy's got thirty bucks on him!
Are we awfully fast, or was that a jump cut?
Not him, honey... he's got action hips!
Hey, you put your cigarette out in my Black Cow!
A pensive Jack Kerouac pulls on a "J" in the middle of the room...
Oh, they decided to go to Shakey's!
"There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics."
"Sir I'm losing him!"
"Well maybe you should've been more sensitive to his needs!"
If I didn't know any better I'd swear this was a security camera!
This coffe is warmer than Frank is.
"...but truely a Circus on Ice!" By Frederico Fellini.
"A volley of shots bravely disintegrates the dragon." Bravely? The thing was grazing!
And now a clown will deliver her eulogy.
It would have been nice to show that scene with the monster, but use your imagination- it was true horror.
The girls with the bruised legs have to wear the long dresses.
Women are pulled apart like fresh bread!
Vomit sprays out in beutiful technicolor dream!
We can laugh about it now, friend.
Uh, could you turn down your reverb, Chris?
Meanwhile, in a soap opera not far away....
They're talking to Charlie Brown's Mom!!
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies...On Ice!
"Take the kazoo out of your mouth!"
"Still mad, Evan? Let's talk."
This is the most dramatic asbestos suit scene I have ever seen.
Now there's a man outstanding in his field.
I can hear your internal monologue, honey.
What is this, Chinese-music torture?
If this had been an actual movie you would have been entertained.
Douglas was pear-shaped, very short and stood the whole way.
"These two girls they're quite a pair; they both come from your worst nightmare. They will haunt your soul forever, and now when you see pink you gotta think 'we're doomed'... "