422 - The Day the Earth Froze
|Short - Here Comes the Circus:|
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.
More! More! I'm a bad clown.
Please tell me this isn't happening...
Women who love too much, and the feet that use them!
My other log's a Redwood!
Hey, Betty got back!
Ilmarinen! It's three in the morning!
I'm relative humidity. It's not so much the heat as it is me.
Oh great, we can plant more snakes now.
"Ma'am, the dome is an option that you did not order."
Try the cleaning power of new Lemon Kainen in your rinse cycle!
It's a bag of Homer Simpson?
Do you want to be Finnish? Sure, we all do!
Kids come running for the rich taste of sampo!
Uh-oh, I'm chafing like a... well, me!
Don't talk about our clown, Martha.
Yes, our Betty swings both ways!
"STAT PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN in chains..."
"That was VEIRD..."
"We'll be cruising today at an altitude of 60 ft..or so.."
Let us be gay! For he is a dickweed!
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes...
Gee, he's really calm in a crisis.
♫ Walkin' in my winter underwear ♪
The Christmas that almost wasn't.
Now wipe your feet before you come into Finland!
WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?
(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)
Um... can we get married? We're in love.
Uh there's a flaming moose blocking traffic on I-35W northbound...
It's kind of a goofy Scandinavian Double Dare!
Oh, the keg's here!
"Has anybody seen Timmy? TIM- OH NO!!!"
One word ...ANNULMENT.
The day the Earth became unseasonably cool ...
Have ya thought about prayin to Me, God, The Big G Meister ???
Ladies & Gentlemen, the Swedish Moses of soul ...
High above the crowd, Dag Hammer - Skull takes to the trapeze ...
THIS, ... takes care of unwanted hair in the bikini area ...
NOBODY'S gonna tell a Navy man when he's had enough to drink ...
She performs her own trayyyy - key - atom - meeeee ...
"They're roasting Bullwinkle!"
"Inconceivable! They're gaining on us!"
"Let's go surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how!"
"Why don't ya use an axe on your hair, ya hippie?"
"Hey, there's Bird Lanacaster! Walter Pigeon! Robin Williams!"
Now I know what they mean that "the road goes on forever".
The Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man in chains? Kinky!
*DING* Sampo up!
Yea yea yea... can the balloon juice grampa! We're outta here!
Is there another wise man we could to?
Gah, you gotta be kidding me. A boat in HERE?
Okay, how much is this gonna set me back?
If you don't like the way I'm driving, call 1-800-BITEME
"John Houstons' 'The African Log".White heart." "White hunter. Black heart"
Has anyone seen timmy? AH OH NO!
Yes, children of all ages are confronted with forces they can't begin to understand!
Everybody doesn't like somethings, but nobody doesn't like Bruce Lee!
Uh-oh.....I broke him.
Let us be gay,,for he is a dickweed!
will somebody put me out,,i seem to be on fire!
Oh no, NO! They're doing it "Clown Style" NOoo ohhh!
"And Emmit Kelley is still eating!"
"And it's still funny!"
Now make way for the Klu Klux Clowns!
Look, it's Thomas Edison and his Electric Child!
Here comes the Devil!
Dear almighty refrigerator door... oh.
More! More! I'm a bad clown!
Birch, birch, birch.
By the Pricking of my Thumbs, something GOOFY this way comes!
"...so that's how I got into stamp collecting; and of course I've always enjoyed the theater..."
Are you with the bride or the failure?
Store this image away for a later nightmare.
Make me the Sampo!
I wish they all could be Nor-ha-wee-gin Girls!