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501 - Warrior of the Lost World
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♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪
"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."
"...David Hasselhoff? Edward Herman? Tony Randall? Morrie Amsterdam? Richard Simmons? Garrett Morris? Dag Hammarskjold? Jim J. Bullock? Norman Fell? Willie Ames? Peter Allen? William Conrad? And many more!"
"Over here is where we add the condenser, and these are the curding tanks!"
♫ " 'Warrior of the Lost World' ♫ is much better than the ♩ 'Finder of the Lost Loves' " ♩
OH! They're going to make her work light industrial for Dolphin Temps now!
"Let's see what this baby can do." This 'baby' can set right back down and pick up his daughter.
"Oh, heh heh, this is based on 'Under the Bleachers' by Seymour Butts. No, no, you're thinking of 'Brown Spots on the Wall' by Hoo Flung Poo. No, 'Rusty Zipper' by I. P. Daily. Haha, no, 'Rusty Bedsprings' by I. P. Nightly. No, 'Night in the Lions Den' by Claude Balls."
-He hypnotized her into a pigeon.
-No, it's like "Barbarella", he's gonna play her.
"-That is why you were able to penetrate..."
-Hey!
"-...the secret Wall of Illusion."
-Oh.
-I thought the afterlife would be more crowded, kinda like Ellis Island.
-Well, there was a big rush after the Apocalypse, than things calmed down.
Dearly beloved, we are here today to get through this thing called life.
Well you swing your partner with a chain cause' love is best when there's sweet pain. Dosey-doe.
"We hated you in the paper chase!" *whistles*
"thank you. thanks for the brick. thanks very much"
Somewhere there rides a liver-faced, hungover, unappealing guy from Paperchase.
“What do you expect from a country with a porn star in parliament? Well… better things than this.
Music by Hawkwind! ...or Genesis ...or Tangerine Dream ...or King Crimson ...or Uriah Heep ... or Synergy ... or Rick Wakeman ... or The Alan Parsons Project ...
"'Hold onto your blank,' Charles Nelson Reilly?" "I said bippy! Hahaha."
"Bad mothers!" "And the bad fathers that love them, today on Donahue!"
I don't know why, but "Any fruit to declare" is one of my favorite all-time riffs.
Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face it'll have the same effect!
"The only damage I care about is this bike." And the new movie by Louis Malle.
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This movie is like a combination of three movies Mad Max,The Road Warrior and The Terminator but with horrible results.
Heh. I just now got the "He tampered in God's Domain" reference at 1:04:27. Great callback.
Whenever I get into a bad backup on the freeway, I always figure it must be Megaweapon up there ahead somewhere going 2 mph.
I was rooting for Megaweapon as well
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I watch this movie and I think Persis and Pleasence had a conversation that went like this. "Persis my dear. When you were bald in the Star Trek film... Did you have someone lick honey off your scalp? It really is an experience that makes it worth putting up with all the penis comparison jokes"
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So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?
For anyone who wondered who they meant as "The Paper Chase Guy" Robert Ginty is the actor who was in the TV version from 1979-83 The Paper Chase
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I think Donald Pleasance brings his own outfit to the set
pack-a-punch grease guns
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Why must the smgs sound like they shoot delicious pellets of jam?
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ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE??
ohhhh make it slow megaweapon.
"That's right honey, cos he's the flying boy...blepluhblerblurhbleelep"
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Crow as Jackie Stewart, cool.
Anyone else catch the Feldman cameo (?) in the junkyard? (Dude with the crossbow.)
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)
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Does a film who’s most appealing character is a thinly disguised dump truck really warrant the setup for a sequel?
With Mike Nelson as the voice of Mega-Weapon.
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This guy has to be one of the least likable protagonists in film history. I think they were trying to make him an antihero, but they failed miserably.
Dang, talk about the next Doug Whiner there.......
Wow, we're given a REASON that a car blew up in a movie?!
My god, that cake is awesome.
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Funny thing about the square master is that it's not even the most half-assed fitness product on the market. There's Spiral fitness, for example (endorsed by David Carradine!)
Classic MST3k slow jam of the underground bondage-&-Tussin bar.
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Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), and decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath (mm-hmm)? Remember how it used to be (ooh it stunk)? I mean phew (pee-eew). And the dry (dry) hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules (they were green)- green & brown (they stuck to ya)... Well, no more (unh-unh). Not with my (mmm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh yes...)...
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'Bitter Sweethearts' is definitely one of the better invention exchanges.