501 - Warrior of the Lost World
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Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath? (Mm-hmm) Remember how it used to be? (Ooh, it stunk) I mean PU (PU). And the dry (dry), hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules. (They were green weren’t they?) Green and brown. (They stuck to ya.) Well no more (uh-uh), not with my (mm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh, yes).
"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?!!?!"
Oh hey, look! Robby Benson, Jack Burns, Andrea Martin, Dennis Hopper, Joan Cusak(??), Paul Reiser, Peter Cook, Junior Samples, Elaine Boosler, Adam Sandler, Barry Sobel! Oh, and there's Garth Brooks, Bruce Mahler, Les Paul, Patrick Swayze as Ghandi, Cheryle Lee Ralph, Robert Carradine, Bruno Kirby, Griffin Dunne, Mike Nichols, Ron Reagan! Demi Moore, Gabriel Byrne, Gallagher, Robert Loggia, Janice Joplin, and Jonathan Schwartz! Woah, there's Lyle Waggoner, Tom Dreesen, Steve Rubell, Alan Alda, Michael Ironside, K.D. Lang, Kate Clinton, Lee Van Cleef, Marlee Matlin, David Birney, Linda Hunt, Leslie West, Sandy Duncan, Craig T. Nelson, David Letterman, Tony Danza, Anthony Quinn, Edie Brickell and Tony Bill! Cool! Roland Gift, Jerzy Kosinski, and Rene Auberjonois! John Hurt, Cicely Tyson, Michael Pare! Persis Khambatta! And- Oh, I can't place him. 'Paper Chase' guy, right?
"I don't think you fully understand..." You owe me 7.50.
"Oh, heh heh, this is based on 'Under the Bleachers' by Seymour Butts. No, no, you're thinking of 'Brown Spots on the Wall' by Hoo Flung Poo. No, 'Rusty Zipper' by I. P. Daily. Haha, no, 'Rusty Bedsprings' by I. P. Nightly. No, 'Night in the Lions Den' by Claude Balls."
He's got Laurie Anderson in there!
Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma Caligula!
What's it say? All the gummy mints have colitis?