501 - Warrior of the Lost World
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
I need a McWayne with fries!
"I had the right of way.. I did."
"Dude, there goes his golf swing."
"Yeah, terminate me."
"Oh no, it's a bottle of Royal Crown Cola is what that is."
Joel -"What...Is his jaw wired shut?" (mumbling protagonist)
Joel - "Ohhh...right in the store." (groin shot during fight scene)
We are VERY BAD MOTHERS!
Oh! Is it too early to kill myself?
"Now he's gonna tongue her armpits."
Wow, it looks like the Land "o Lakes dairy survived the Apocalypse!"
"This is closer than I ever wanted to get to the paper chase guy"
"He tampered in God's domain."
♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪
"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."
"They love it when he signals a left turn!"
"...David Hasselhoff? Edward Herman? Tony Randall? Morrie Amsterdam? Richard Simmons? Garrett Morris? Dag Hammarskjold? Jim J. Bullock? Norman Fell? Willie Ames? Peter Allen? William Conrad? And many more!"
"Over here is where we add the condenser, and these are the curding tanks!"
"Look, ya' already met 'er you don't need a line!"
"It's Bicycle Repair Man!"
"Real weird package, Dave."
♫ " 'Warrior of the Lost World' ♫ is much better than the ♩ 'Finder of the Lost Loves' " ♩
"The High Plains Loser."
Boy, IBM since they cut the staff!
Grady, the guy from Paper Chase is here!
OH! They're going to make her work light industrial for Dolphin Temps now!
"Let's see what this baby can do." This 'baby' can set right back down and pick up his daughter.
"Oh, heh heh, this is based on 'Under the Bleachers' by Seymour Butts. No, no, you're thinking of 'Brown Spots on the Wall' by Hoo Flung Poo. No, 'Rusty Zipper' by I. P. Daily. Haha, no, 'Rusty Bedsprings' by I. P. Nightly. No, 'Night in the Lions Den' by Claude Balls."
Jimmy Carter is Rommel!
Oh, look! It's Ken Kesey and His Merry Pranksters!
pew! pew! pew!
Riding the storm out!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoot your father I did.
This fall on NBC: Black Nazi, White Ninja and the Beige Berets.
What, skip beyond Warwick and eat a pastry?
-He hypnotized her into a pigeon.
-No, it's like "Barbarella", he's gonna play her.
Jimmy Carter is The Enforcer.
Here are two unsuccessful insurance salesmen.
Wednesday is Nazi Night, Germans drink free.
You didn't get work after the Star Trek movie, did you?
"-That is why you were able to penetrate..."
"-...the secret Wall of Illusion."
-I thought the afterlife would be more crowded, kinda like Ellis Island.
-Well, there was a big rush after the Apocalypse, than things calmed down.
If that's God, I'm quiting.
The human body is neat!
WE ARE VERY BAD MOTHERS!
Now he's gonna drive around and look for another apocalypse.
I'd love to drive Megaweapon to school.
Who does he think he is, Danny Bonaduce?
Hello Mrs. Warrior!
Hey c'mon lie down! You've been killed 6 times already!
Dearly beloved, we are here today to get through this thing called life.
Wow, there must have been 5-6 spiders back there.
Oh it's the Paperchase guy! Looks like he's had some novocaine.
Oh he's a Shriner! See, he's got a shotgun that shoots candy!
This character is not very well defined.
Well you swing your partner with a chain cause' love is best when there's sweet pain. Dosey-doe.
(Natasha spits in Prosor's face) and I just ate a snickers too.
Ah a little light in the loafers?
"We hated you in the paper chase!" *whistles*
"thank you. thanks for the brick. thanks very much"
ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!!!
Hey It's the "paper chase" guy. Looks like he's had some Novocaine.
Life's easy without Miranda, a sarge ?? ...
Somewhere there rides a liver-faced, hungover, unappealing guy from Paperchase.
"Wow! Wow! Wow!" - Why?! Why?! WHY?!
What choo doin'? Get yo honkey ass back down on the floor!
“What do you expect from a country with a porn star in parliament? Well… better things than this.
Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna…
“I’m not sad you’re leaving.” I’m thrilled.
Jimmy Carter, Missing in Action
There's about eight different movies being shot here!
Now how does a computer know they had bad mothers?
Music by Hawkwind! ...or Genesis ...or Tangerine Dream ...or King Crimson ...or Uriah Heep ... or Synergy ... or Rick Wakeman ... or The Alan Parsons Project ...
Any fruit to declare? ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!
He's a master of the pan-flute!
The Last Temptation... of Rick.
A field Zamboni?
"Uh, 'grab your blank,' Brett Summers?" "I said 'grab your hinder.'"
"'Hold onto your blank,' Charles Nelson Reilly?" "I said bippy! Hahaha."
"Bad mothers!" "And the bad fathers that love them, today on Donahue!"
The motorcycle's closed-captioned for the hearing impaired!
Had Claude Monet directed this picture.
Hey, she's married!
I don't know why, but "Any fruit to declare" is one of my favorite all-time riffs.
He's got Laurie Anderson in there!
Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face it'll have the same effect!
"The only damage I care about is this bike." And the new movie by Louis Malle.
"VERY BAD MOTHERS!!" You mean like Joan Crawford?
Yeah, another Buddhist protesting the helmet laws...
What, is John Merrick the dispatcher??
You know- it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humidity.
"Tubular!" Shut up!
"You want survival?" Sure, we all do!
We hated you in The Paperchase!
Feel some malaise sucka!
Watch out for the squibs! (Another good use for baking soda...)
Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma Caligula!
What's it say? All the gummy mints have colitis?
Kitty kitty....KILL!! KILL!!
Jimmy Carter is...the Enforcer!!
I like Santa
Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon!
Whoa! Right in the ying-yang!
Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!
If that's God I'm quitting.
You know it's not so much the apocalypse as the heat.
"This isn't Mad Max, it's Sad Max.."