501 - Warrior of the Lost World
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I'm not sad your leaving, I'm thrilled."
That can't be right, is this the junior jumble?
Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath? (Mm-hmm) Remember how it used to be? (Ooh, it stunk) I mean PU (PU). And the dry (dry), hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules. (They were green weren’t they?) Green and brown. (They stuck to ya.) Well no more (uh-uh), not with my (mm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh, yes).
"Relax, and enjoy the entertainment provided."
If you do not enjoy it, you may return the unused portion.
"Nice neighborhood." But I wouldn't wanna act here.
Sonny and Cher like you've never seen them before!
"Oh, yaw, that's gonna put the panfish down for a coupla hours."
"The only thing keeping this from being Cannonball Run is Dom DeLuise."
"You still have perimeter misspelled."
Father. Yes, daughter? I want to kill you.
Uniroyal Tiger Paws!
Chitty Chitty Kill Kill
I'm your private dancer
They're renegade Burger King window guys!
Another good use for baking soda.
"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?!!?!"
Remember...use only genuine Omega parts
Don't ask me...Don't give a damn...Next stop Vietnam!
"Do you see what I see?" ♫ A Star A Star ♫
I'd love to turn you on but I don't know how.
I hope you're not afraid of boredom?
What the hell is that noise?! Turn it off! Turn it off!!
Please insert your bloody Donald Pleasance into the slot.
We are the world...
I got it. I'd walk around totally naked holding a Big Gulp Terminator 2 glass.
Well, I see that Megaweapon had his name taken off the credits.
I'm guessing Megaweapon must have needed the money really bad, but despite this movie, I still respect him.
Ha ha! It's Kung Foley !
But she's my daughter!
Sorry Professor, my deal was to get you out.
Mister Loophole !
They didn't even have a Doe permit
Nice shootin' Amy.
Whoa-ho! That was dumb! Can't believe we did that!
This is startin' to look more and more like an Obsession ad
Whatever. I don't think he's gonna make it.
In our world, the spirit is stronger than the flesh.
Ya know that's gonna hurt when they rip that tape off.
Under the cowling it's a Rupp Roadster.
Look! It's a graduation photo - and he's dreamin' of Fred Williamson!
Is he unzipping him?!
There was a big rush, after the Apocalypse, then things calmed down...
Tova Borgnine?! NO!
"Can't leave the county..."
Ah, you have food in your beard.
Oh yeah, that's gonna put the pan fish down for a couple of hours
The Mall of America was the scene of a violent coup today
German accent, really bad.
Jerry Mahoney! Knucklehead Smith! Oh a ventriloquy!
"You're not listening to me."
Well you're really not that interesting!
You're grounded honey
"The world is run by men of power" Now sell me this pencil!
The few, the proud, the extras
"or you can watch her blow out her own brains" *Pew* No, no yet!
"You should have done that to stagflation!"
Have you ever worked with Killdozer?
Well, this movie was like 'watching paint dry'.
What do you expect from a country that had a porn star in Parliament?
just close your eyes and think of Donald Pleasence.
'I'm not sad you're leaving' "I'm thrilled!"
He's turned into Malcolm Forbes.
Come on baby, Hugs! Hugs and Kisses...
'That Girl' forever...Marlo! Marlo!
Hey, we caught all '6' Guards.
I realized at that time, I was born of 2 fathers, Elias and Mega-Weapon.
He tampered in God's Domain.
Oh, he's going to put a potato in his exhaust pipe.
'Hardastle and McCormick'
If Claude Monet had directed this picture.
Oh hey, look! Robby Benson, Jack Burns, Andrea Martin, Dennis Hopper, Joan Cusak(??), Paul Reiser, Peter Cook, Junior Samples, Elaine Boosler, Adam Sandler, Barry Sobel! Oh, and there's Garth Brooks, Bruce Mahler, Les Paul, Patrick Swayze as Ghandi, Cheryle Lee Ralph, Robert Carradine, Bruno Kirby, Griffin Dunne, Mike Nichols, Ron Reagan! Demi Moore, Gabriel Byrne, Gallagher, Robert Loggia, Janice Joplin, and Jonathan Schwartz! Woah, there's Lyle Waggoner, Tom Dreesen, Steve Rubell, Alan Alda, Michael Ironside, K.D. Lang, Kate Clinton, Lee Van Cleef, Marlee Matlin, David Birney, Linda Hunt, Leslie West, Sandy Duncan, Craig T. Nelson, David Letterman, Tony Danza, Anthony Quinn, Edie Brickell and Tony Bill! Cool! Roland Gift, Jerzy Kosinski, and Rene Auberjonois! John Hurt, Cicely Tyson, Michael Pare! Persis Khambatta! And- Oh, I can't place him. 'Paper Chase' guy, right?
"Yeah, another Buddhist protesting helmet laws."
"I don't think you fully understand..." You owe me 7.50.
Mod Squad: The Next Generation
OOooh Megatons...he carries it well.
"Ugh, the computer's doing *callbacks*..." ~Crow
Dolby Stereo? In you dreams pal...
Liaison? To what?
"BAD MOTHERS!" You mean like Joan Crawford?
"Chews his food, chews his orange juice"??
Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face for heaven's sake, it would have the same effect!
(During opening credits) Who are they? Who cares.
I think Charles Bukowski decorated this place... with his vomit!
Grandma, get dressed.
Here...feel some malaise sucker!
One false move and I'll shave her head! I shaved mine and I'm just crazy enough to do it!
I liked you better bald.
Now, to kill Up with People!
Now he's the mayor of Loserville.
Wednesday night is Nazi night, Germans drink free!
"Really Wally, this thing works better at about a thousand feet!"
"There goes the black box." "Why don't they make the CAR out of the black box?!"
"Ya know Larry, if you wanted to be on the road, we shoulda bought a truck!"
That always happens at the bus rodeo with Old Time Bus Driver Billy Slater.
"You will answer only to me." "d'ahhhhh...O-kay!"
"Oh shut up! Just shut up all of you, SHUT UP!"
"... ... ..."
("Guess we shoulda written an ending to that, huh?")
"Now they're in Cabrini-Green." "Mayor Byrne? You in here?"
Uh Dad? The neighbors can see you.
"WOW WOW WOW!" Why, why, why?!
Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face; it'll have the same effect!
It's hard to know where his lips end and his cheeks begin, huh?
(as the bike is killed by Megaweapon) I can't tell you how richly satisfying this is.
(after hitting the tough black lady and thereby winning the fight) Oh I hate his ever-loving guts now.
Um nom narm nom nom!
The human body is neat!
Looks like a Duran Duran video down there.
You're torch is bigger than mine! I hate bats!
You didn't get work after the Star Trek movie, did you?
"Any fruit to declare, sir?"
"Any fruit to declare?"
"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?"
How much Keefe is in this movie? MILES o' Keefe!
"Silence is it's own reward." WHAT?
The password is: MOTOR *ding!*
The Computer Wore Platform Shoes!
Faster, Kelley Girl - Kill! Kill!
So, ya wanna play rough, now, eh, Popeye?
He's turning her into Charlie Callas!
Video killed the radio star...
I couldn't beat Margaret Dumont!
Is the prop man Jim stafford?!
He's gonna need a tweezer...
They're all wearing Dr Pepper lip gloss!
I accuse my parents.
"Wonderful." 'S marvelous.
Seems kinda like a leather Busby Berkeley down there.
I need a McWayne with fries!
"I had the right of way.. I did."
"Dude, there goes his golf swing."
"Yeah, terminate me."
"Oh no, it's a bottle of Royal Crown Cola is what that is."
Joel -"What...Is his jaw wired shut?" (mumbling protagonist)
Joel - "Ohhh...right in the store." (groin shot during fight scene)
We are VERY BAD MOTHERS!
Oh! Is it too early to kill myself?
"Now he's gonna tongue her armpits."
Wow, it looks like the Land "o Lakes dairy survived the Apocalypse!"
"This is closer than I ever wanted to get to the paper chase guy"
"He tampered in God's domain."
♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪
"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."
"They love it when he signals a left turn!"
"...David Hasselhoff? Edward Herman? Tony Randall? Morrie Amsterdam? Richard Simmons? Garrett Morris? Dag Hammarskjold? Jim J. Bullock? Norman Fell? Willie Ames? Peter Allen? William Conrad? And many more!"
"Over here is where we add the condenser, and these are the curding tanks!"
"Look, ya' already met 'er you don't need a line!"
"It's Bicycle Repair Man!"
"Real weird package, Dave."
♫ " 'Warrior of the Lost World' ♫ is much better than the ♩ 'Finder of the Lost Loves' " ♩
"The High Plains Loser."
Boy, IBM since they cut the staff!
Grady, the guy from Paper Chase is here!
OH! They're going to make her work light industrial for Dolphin Temps now!
"Let's see what this baby can do." This 'baby' can set right back down and pick up his daughter.
"Oh, heh heh, this is based on 'Under the Bleachers' by Seymour Butts. No, no, you're thinking of 'Brown Spots on the Wall' by Hoo Flung Poo. No, 'Rusty Zipper' by I. P. Daily. Haha, no, 'Rusty Bedsprings' by I. P. Nightly. No, 'Night in the Lions Den' by Claude Balls."
Jimmy Carter is Rommel!
Oh, look! It's Ken Kesey and His Merry Pranksters!
pew! pew! pew!
Riding the storm out!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoot your father I did.
This fall on NBC: Black Nazi, White Ninja and the Beige Berets.
What, skip beyond Warwick and eat a pastry?
-He hypnotized her into a pigeon.
-No, it's like "Barbarella", he's gonna play her.
Jimmy Carter is The Enforcer.
Here are two unsuccessful insurance salesmen.
Wednesday is Nazi Night, Germans drink free.
You didn't get work after the Star Trek movie, did you?
"-That is why you were able to penetrate..."
"-...the secret Wall of Illusion."
-I thought the afterlife would be more crowded, kinda like Ellis Island.
-Well, there was a big rush after the Apocalypse, than things calmed down.
If that's God, I'm quiting.
The human body is neat!
WE ARE VERY BAD MOTHERS!
Now he's gonna drive around and look for another apocalypse.
I'd love to drive Megaweapon to school.
Who does he think he is, Danny Bonaduce?
Hello Mrs. Warrior!
Hey c'mon lie down! You've been killed 6 times already!
Dearly beloved, we are here today to get through this thing called life.
Wow, there must have been 5-6 spiders back there.
Oh it's the Paperchase guy! Looks like he's had some novocaine.
Oh he's a Shriner! See, he's got a shotgun that shoots candy!
This character is not very well defined.
Well you swing your partner with a chain cause' love is best when there's sweet pain. Dosey-doe.
(Natasha spits in Prosor's face) and I just ate a snickers too.
Ah a little light in the loafers?
"We hated you in the paper chase!" *whistles*
"thank you. thanks for the brick. thanks very much"
ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!!!
Hey It's the "paper chase" guy. Looks like he's had some Novocaine.
Life's easy without Miranda, a sarge ?? ...
Somewhere there rides a liver-faced, hungover, unappealing guy from Paperchase.
"Wow! Wow! Wow!" - Why?! Why?! WHY?!
What choo doin'? Get yo honkey ass back down on the floor!
“What do you expect from a country with a porn star in parliament? Well… better things than this.
Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna…
“I’m not sad you’re leaving.” I’m thrilled.
Jimmy Carter, Missing in Action
There's about eight different movies being shot here!
Now how does a computer know they had bad mothers?
Music by Hawkwind! ...or Genesis ...or Tangerine Dream ...or King Crimson ...or Uriah Heep ... or Synergy ... or Rick Wakeman ... or The Alan Parsons Project ...
Any fruit to declare? ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!
He's a master of the pan-flute!
The Last Temptation... of Rick.
A field Zamboni?
"Uh, 'grab your blank,' Brett Summers?" "I said 'grab your hinder.'"
"'Hold onto your blank,' Charles Nelson Reilly?" "I said bippy! Hahaha."
"Bad mothers!" "And the bad fathers that love them, today on Donahue!"
The motorcycle's closed-captioned for the hearing impaired!
Had Claude Monet directed this picture.
Hey, she's married!
I don't know why, but "Any fruit to declare" is one of my favorite all-time riffs.
He's got Laurie Anderson in there!
Oh, just drape a piece of liver over her face it'll have the same effect!
"The only damage I care about is this bike." And the new movie by Louis Malle.
"VERY BAD MOTHERS!!" You mean like Joan Crawford?
Yeah, another Buddhist protesting the helmet laws...
What, is John Merrick the dispatcher??
You know- it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humidity.
"Tubular!" Shut up!
"You want survival?" Sure, we all do!
We hated you in The Paperchase!
Feel some malaise sucka!
Watch out for the squibs! (Another good use for baking soda...)
Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma Caligula!
What's it say? All the gummy mints have colitis?
Kitty kitty....KILL!! KILL!!
Jimmy Carter is...the Enforcer!!
I like Santa
Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon!
Whoa! Right in the ying-yang!
Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!
If that's God I'm quitting.
You know it's not so much the apocalypse as the heat.
"This isn't Mad Max, it's Sad Max.."