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501 - Warrior of the Lost World



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Abigail Adams - 29 days ago

The strange thing is, that Squaremaster thing would work. You're just moving around and simulating exercises, which is actually exercise.


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Buffalo Rider - 2 months ago

Many toss about the "worst hero ever tag" and they are probably close. This guy is number 1 in my book. He is the worst. I am ashamed at the budget this film had. I could have ate 12 geese at least. Not entirely by myself, but close. So many geese .Mmmmmmmm.


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Alex C. - 3 months ago

I've seen three movies with Persis Khambatta in it and this is easily my third favorite.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 5 months ago

Well this movie was better than Warrior of the Wasteland! A title I often get confused with this one, that features the main male lead getting raped by a biker gang... Twice!


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TV's Jen - 5 months ago

"Larry Hovis!"
....Whoa. I actually understood that character reference!


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

so with the gun sound effects: are they supposed to be shooting lasers or is it just really bad sound effects?


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

wait so the protagonist nearly dies for no reason because he stops looking at where he's going?


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

seeing all the greenery at the beginning you almost forget that there's supposed to have been nuclear war!!! Then Tom says "gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse" and you remember.


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

maximum pursuit? what other gradations of pursuit are there in "the future"? if you're gonna pursue someone don't half ass it-maximize it!


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Matthew Boyle - 7 months ago

i think they should have made a lion king reference with the sun rise in the beginning. you know gone "ahhh badabenyeah...or whatever they say". unless the lion king wasn't a movie yet. i don't know dob '97


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Tyler Durden - 8 months ago

Dickheads...Dickheads...


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GrimmShadows - 9 months ago

The only way to describe this movie is an unholy union of Mad Max and James Bond minus the good parts.


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Joey Thomas Mackie - 9 months ago

"I'm not sad your leaving, I'm thrilled."


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Beau Cersosimo - 9 months ago

The worst we can find! La La La


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Jane Sproul - 12 months ago

That's not Ike and Tina, she's doing too well!


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Jane Sproul - 12 months ago

I love how long it takes the villain to smack the heroine after she spits on him. It's like he can't believe it, and then forgets where he is, and then has to remember, and then has to remember that she spat on him, and THEN smack her. It's practically long enough to make a fucking sandwich.


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The Touch of Manos - about 1 year ago

Between Einstein and the Paper Chase guy's mumbling, the sound editor must have been catatonic after he finished working.


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The Touch of Manos - about 1 year ago

Did anyone else notice that in this and Pumaman, Donald Pleasance plays a megalomaniac who exerts mind control over his victims? Only here, he is against the "New Way" and in Pumaman, he was trying to install his own New Order.


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Jeremy423 - about 1 year ago

It is just so nice to see a film about a future with no more war, or traffic accidents. Hey,......wait a minute!


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Ted Chase - about 1 year ago

This is the second season premiere in a row with multiple 'Finder of Lost Loves' references


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Teridactyl - about 1 year ago

Raise your hand if you also started singing "We Are the World" right on cue as the guys did without knowing they were going to.


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Knox Harrington - about 1 year ago

The thing that annoys me most about this movie -- and, god, there are so many things that annoy me about this movie -- is the way that stupid computer on Paper Chase guy's bike says everything three times. It would be bad enough if it said those lame lines once, but the repeating just pushes it over the edge.


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

EINSTEIN
Its' self

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk. The possessive "it" spelled 1) with an apostrophe (and shouldn't be), and 2) with the apostrophe in the WRONG PLACE. Add on to it the fact that it actually should be spelled as one word (itself) takes it to 3 flaws (all within 9 characters including the space). That's 3 - 3 - 3 mistakes in one!


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Robert Brown - over 1 year ago

I think this ep's master-key quip is: "I hope you're not afraid of boredom."


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Amse Master - over 1 year ago

"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

With all the comments made during the closing credits, I am shocked, shocked I say, that nothing was said about the name of the production secretary.

Titti Pesaro. (1:26:04)


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Tamara Szafranski - over 1 year ago

Whenever I think of this episode... ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE? ...it's the only phrase that immediately comes to mind.


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Jenna Green - over 1 year ago

This is now on Netflix, fyi. (6/28/2014)


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Katie Green - over 1 year ago

Welp, this video is no longer available in America...boo


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Just Johnny Baca - almost 2 years ago

Wow, this must be filmed back when Russell Crowe's acting was as bad as his singing.


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The humanity - almost 2 years ago

You know, they'd never make a riff of this, but around 49:30 that large apocalypse woman looks like Mary Jo Pehl to me.


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Misterkingdom - almost 2 years ago

Movies where the hero is all 'too cool 4 skool' have the best riffing.


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John Smith - almost 2 years ago

Joel is awesome for mentioning Terminator 2. Easily my all time personal favorite action film. I've probably watched it at least 500 times.


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Marcus Hardy - almost 2 years ago

If Square Master was an atuacl product with an info-mercial, id watch it over an over... take two sqaures to make a rectangle, no your really working out!!!


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Patrick Swayze Christmas - about 2 years ago

Mike as Mega-Weapon.hahahaha.....


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

I enjoy a good big-haired retro-futuristic post-apocalyptic story. That's why I've been playing Crystalis for the Nintendo Entertainment System.


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Zap R. - about 2 years ago

Tom: "I'm sorry I made you eat my speech."
Crow:"No,I liked it."


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I just love that exposition dump while they're walking through the cave.


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Ray Garraty - over 2 years ago

This movie was released in most of Europe with the title 'Mad Rider' Should have been 'Sad Rider', but I guess they were going for that 'Mad Max' ripoff even in the title.


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Punch Rockgroin - over 2 years ago

Owner of a split level! Owner of a pie!


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Joshua Bivens - over 2 years ago

WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD.
-Oh I don't know....


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David Busch - over 2 years ago

Never heard spiders make sounds before seeing this movie...they sound strangely like...Styrofoam...wait a minute...


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 2 years ago

Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


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Mod-God - over 2 years ago

Is it me, or does Joel introduce Dr Forrester and Frank as "Mutha foockas"? Or something of the sort?


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Oh wow...I just got one of the jokes from the "Bitter Sweethearts" bit. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't "It's blue" refer to a positive pregnancy test?


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Matthew McMillan - over 2 years ago

Joel's bit as "the warrior" with Crow in the car as his mom cracks me up. I like the skits, but this is one of my favorites.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

00:14:00, I would say "Die and learn" as the car goes off the cliff!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Pokemon fan? 13:23 - Don't look at your screen...Pica Pica Pica!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Hot Slot Bots!


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Chris Lilley - over 2 years ago

Okay, gotta ask. On the full version of this episode, right around 1:02:17 - :18, RIGHT when Tom Servo goes "OH-" and starts a riff, the screen flashes momentarily. Has anyone else noticed this?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

Nearly 1/3 of the actors, including Joel are (were) left-handed. We rock!


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

It must've been a real morale booster for Pleasance's soldiers after they landed a successful shot...on a 'MAIN CHARACTER,' to boot. "Hey, what'd you hit today?" "Nothing...AGAIN! You?" "I got the girl's leg." "NO WAY! Dude, you're my hero!"


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

This movie is like a combination of three movies Mad Max,The Road Warrior and The Terminator but with horrible results.


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Bronn K - almost 3 years ago

Heh. I just now got the "He tampered in God's Domain" reference at 1:04:27. Great callback.


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Ray Garraty - almost 3 years ago

Whenever I get into a bad backup on the freeway, I always figure it must be Megaweapon up there ahead somewhere going 2 mph.


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Marshall West Corbett - almost 3 years ago

I was rooting for Megaweapon as well


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Rhys Patterson - almost 3 years ago

I watch this movie and I think Persis and Pleasence had a conversation that went like this. "Persis my dear. When you were bald in the Star Trek film... Did you have someone lick honey off your scalp? It really is an experience that makes it worth putting up with all the penis comparison jokes"


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Austin Strong - almost 3 years ago

So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


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Sean Mackin - almost 3 years ago

For anyone who wondered who they meant as "The Paper Chase Guy" Robert Ginty is the actor who was in the TV version from 1979-83 The Paper Chase


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Childe Harold - almost 3 years ago

I think Donald Pleasance brings his own outfit to the set


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spadesofthenorthstar@yahoo.com - about 3 years ago

pack-a-punch grease guns


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Danny Ellmore - about 3 years ago

Why must the smgs sound like they shoot delicious pellets of jam?


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Kaity Gaeta - about 3 years ago

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE??


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Ivan Koretsky - about 3 years ago

ohhhh make it slow megaweapon.


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Graham Paterson - over 3 years ago

"That's right honey, cos he's the flying boy...blepluhblerblurhbleelep"


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Crow as Jackie Stewart, cool.


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Trevor Lee Even - over 3 years ago

Anyone else catch the Feldman cameo (?) in the junkyard? (Dude with the crossbow.)


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Sage Harpuia - over 3 years ago

A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


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Jacob Ivy - over 3 years ago

Does a film who’s most appealing character is a thinly disguised dump truck really warrant the setup for a sequel?


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Jacob Ivy - over 3 years ago

With Mike Nelson as the voice of Mega-Weapon.


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Alex Stefanic - over 3 years ago

This guy has to be one of the least likable protagonists in film history. I think they were trying to make him an antihero, but they failed miserably.


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 3 years ago

Dang, talk about the next Doug Whiner there.......


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Sage Harpuia - over 3 years ago

Wow, we're given a REASON that a car blew up in a movie?!


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

My god, that cake is awesome.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Funny thing about the square master is that it's not even the most half-assed fitness product on the market. There's Spiral fitness, for example (endorsed by David Carradine!)


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trumpy - over 3 years ago

Classic MST3k slow jam of the underground bondage-&-Tussin bar.


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trumpy - over 3 years ago

Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), and decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath (mm-hmm)? Remember how it used to be (ooh it stunk)? I mean phew (pee-eew). And the dry (dry) hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules (they were green)- green & brown (they stuck to ya)... Well, no more (unh-unh). Not with my (mmm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh yes...)...


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Dan Rudy - almost 4 years ago

'Bitter Sweethearts' is definitely one of the better invention exchanges.