502 - Hercules
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Excuse me while I have a strange interlude
“Claude Balls, ladies and gentlemen. Claude Balls.”
Herc's getting lusty and oily again!
Abe Lincoln looks cheesed here.
"Here come Argo and he looks furious."
Good night and may Herc bless.
Well, they're not Amazons, but when in Rome, fellas...
Hercules, reservation for 2. It might be under Heracles (see, hercules is actually a western machination... His real name is actually Heracles)
You know, you pet 'em once, they won't go away.
I'll get the.. water.. pistol..
Oh, the Thompson Twins are calling.
Hey, The pizza's here!!!
Here's when the working out pays off!
Hey, as long as you're over there, hook me a Primo out of the fridge, will ya?
Does this bug you? 'flink'
"Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal?"
Good, Hercules! Sit, Hercules.
Oh man, if this were in Sensurround, it would be so great!
Well, we could vibrate...
"Hi! We came to get Scruffy our pet lion- OH MY GOD!!!"
Herc, honey, I brought you a sandwich and some clean underwear!
Pan flute master Zamfir was arrested today naked and drunk running through a goat herd.
I've got this incredible sense of inner-peace and well-being, and... a snickers bar!
My movie has a first name, it's O.S.C.A.R.!
That dress melts my fillings.
"Hey, my turd bag's full over here! Can you empty this thing?"
"Hey, it's my piece of meat! I'll start where I want!"
"It's Swiss Family Papadapolis!"
"Uh, remember there's a 30 Drink Minimum."
"Jeez, y'gotta' take orders from Pete Townsend in a dress!"
"There go the dumbest group of guys you'll ever see. Look at 'em."
"Listen to what I say to you:"
"Your tunic is open in the rear. I can see your bike rack!"
"Y'know they never use their scratching post."
"...They take this cheese, they get it really hot, and then they pour Retsina all over the top and then they light it, and then they say 'OPA!'"
"Aaahhh! I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod!"
"Hey, I found a pack of Trojans in the road!"
"Why, it's a Comfo-Rest™ Adjustable Rock!"
Uh, hi. Ummm...He - he broke. Sorry.
Hercules now concludes his broadcast day. Goodnight, and may Herc bless...
... That depends on you define love-- you know, for Iole, it got really hard to come home from Fingerhut night after night & see this big demigod sitting on the couch slamming back Leinies & watching tv...
"Do you think people lie??" No, never! Yes, always!
Hercules, made with genuine Steve Reeves parts!
..i decided to put on some socks: my feet were freezing
Where is the Sampo!?!
Pretty please, with Herc on top?
knock it off jerkules.
i love the way he tells stories
uh..yes..when throwing ..the discus..
"Who are you Bobby McFarrin."?
Malcolm X is over therrrrrre
Ah, Hercules, the first postal worker!
"I see Sparta, I see Athens, I see someone's -- "
"You know, the bigger they are, the nicer they are." "Their butts?" "No, NO!"
"What's new, pussycat? WHOA -- !"
"Hercules, reservation for two. Might be under Heracles."
Ooh, right in the groinatalogical area.
Excuse me while I have a strange interlude.
Well let's hope THEY aren't Herc's mortal weakness...
Chains don't kill people ... Hercules kills people.
Wait ... this is ancient Greece - they didn't have ruins yet!!
There's the constellation Fæces, right below Taurus the bull.
Guess what's for dinner...
I wonder what I'm thinking about...
Well - no plot on the horizon...
Howard Johnson is right!
There will be patches of scattered God, today...
Hey, everybody! I just invented the shirt!
It's a Gore Vidal fantasy!
I'm ah PIG......
Taste it all...Diet Hemlock!
I have a delicious poison in the morning...and that's it.
I'm Herc! And I'm irked!
Hey Herc, gotta match? - Not since Superman died...
I have a delicious poison in the morning and... that's it.
C'mon, wake up, you boozy old sex fiend!
Looks like it's a big, brawny, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!
She has a creamy strawberry center!