503 - Swamp Diamonds
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Whoa, Miss Tunnel Vision there. Didn't she see that big beige thing coming at her?
While these women sleep a pasty film is being made.
Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?
Wow, really festive colors for a Mardi Gras, brown and yellow.
"Okay, we need volunteers to get killed at this campsite!"
"Y'know, I think this is really about more than just diamonds."
"As we left the Clam Flowage that day, we knew that one day soon, we would return, to seek the wily Bucketmouth."
"Hey, it's a wet Pendleton™ contest!"
"Let's just stand here and jut some more."
"Yes, I'm a Q-Tip™! Please do not insert me in your ear canal!"
"Hey, Guys, what's a Weenie Roast?"
"My God! Kay's been missing since last February!"
"This is like having your Mom tell you about sex."
Uh, Nick! Other people have to eat too!
sales have gone up since she has been here
Wow, what a range.
Ok, who's for lizard biscuits and cypress gravy?
Oh! Why am I thinking of Joe Theismann?
I hope they didn't kill the diamonds.
You have the right to remain hot, anything I have will be held against you.
I wonder what other names Touch Connors considered before he settled on 'Touch'?
What? O-oh, I've been shot, okay...
"Swimming meets for example" Are very dull.
"Why'd ya have to kill the guide?" For effect.
Introducing and saying goodbye to Jil Jarmyn.
I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!
The Banana Splits haven't aged very well, have they?
Why can't Nick be fun like George is?
The Kids In The Hall escape from prison!
BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!
"Hi Nick, how are you?"
"I hurt inside."
"So, what's the story?"
"Enchanted April meets Deliverance."
"So they get drunk and make shorts?"
But I've got a 'Forever Plaid' audition...
The Crips or The Bloods ??
Kay has worked on the kill floor,... she knows where to deliver THE blow...
Weep weep weep weep weep......
He's kissing her her rights!
-You have the right to remain HOT. Anything I have WILL be held against you.
Kay has worked on the killing floor. She knows where to deliver the blow.
Boy this is fun, what with the used lamps and the festoonery...whoa
This party is getting out of control!
Please don't touch Touch Connors!
And coming up, the Miss Hathaway Marching Band. "Oh Mr. Drysdale!"
Its Haley Mills and Haley Mills in 'The Misfits.'