at 22:48, Charlie The Pickpocket, another Torgo/Ortega/Mickey type, the grade Z stock character that seems to haunt virtually every MST3K film

1:18:20 - Watch out for snakes!

Now I know why they had to take a boat through the swamp. Betty Lou's handbag would never have made it through airport screening!

So Nicky, Joey, and Mike were executed for larceny?

Ah cutoff shorts, stylish, sexy, and stupid. You see there is an extremely tiny insect in the swamps that we call Red-bugs. They like to bite at exposed skin; they won’t feel it at first but later they will start to itch, and then itch in a way you can’t imagine. I have scars because it has gotten so bad before I’d rather tear my own skin off than feel the itch.

Have fun ladies.

Gypsy has a terrible telephone voice.

That uncomfortable moment when you realize that Joel and the bots are reciting that episode of Star Trek verbatim. And you realize you had enough Star Trek knowledge to realize that.

As a southerner I can tell you, just on accent, that there are NONE in this movie.

Guys, the first thing to remember when going out on a date is "You'll need money".

In Nick's defense 'Wagon Train' is a good movie.

I liked her at first, but I lost all respect for Kay when she chose the weeny roast over the bowling party and the band concert.

Man, what the hell, man, they're doggin' on two of my favorite musicals: Annie and Chess. So not cool. When I was a wee lass, I was super majorly into Annie. My two role models were Annie and Punky Brewster. But it's okay. I can take their good-natured ribbing. And you wanna know why? 'Cause... the... SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW. BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW, THERE'LL BE SUN...

Wow. Think I may have overdone it on the caffeine today.......

Ever stop to think that most of us are the eventual result of “What to do on a Date?”

Y'think perhaps the running gag regarding the various possible names of Touch Connors is kind of a very early, "beta test" version of the "Names of Dave Ryder" bit in Space Mutiny?

Say what you want about Corman's abilities as a director--but DAMN! he certainly knows how to cast gorgeous actresses! :)

FESTOONERY.....???? I would have thought this movie being in a "swamp", and all, there should have been a LOT more sweat, like....... Cool Hand Luke. These people SHOULD have been perspiring from EVERY square inch of their bodies !!!

The movie is basically filler between the short and the host segments, which are hilarious.