504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon
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Could something please just HAPPEN?
They've been given a drink that turns them into Shriners!
Secret agent Mary Kay!
They're gonna rust-proof 'im!
"In half an hour, they'll remember nothing..."
- In another half an hour, they'll be hungry for Chinese.
A harmonica? I just rolled Toots Thielemans!
Welcome to the Fred Mertz Mystery Cafe!
Aaawww, now we'll never know if Razzles are candy or gum!
It's ingenious! It closes your jacket!
Oh, I get it - he's an undercover agent for the Apartment Guide...
Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar...
Point zero zero 'FOOORE...!
I'm with a client...Sir, we don't take walk-ins!
Miss Collagen Lips
Uh boundaries, Holly! Boundaries!
Ross Perot the early years.
It is Ross!
"Huh, shot him with a knife."
Answer the chafing dish.
Secret agent super booger!
"It would be a pity to have to put you in our tub..." For you see, the Mister Bubble may give you a urinary tract infection.
We now return to "I, Claudius".
"You know, eventually this is going to get annoying."
Fashions from the Lollipop Guild Collection
"You're still afraid?"
Yes... no... pass!
I support you owning those feelings.
"No doubt about it."
It's a photograph.
Picture Picture's showin' us Holland!
"Babyface?" But he's three...
[ 'Alex' ] ["What's with your hair?" ]
Remind your engineers to use coasters on me!
Would somebody answer the table please!?!
You know in that light she looks just like Geddy Lee!
He's a slow reader!
He's putting it out on the couch!
I know somebody who borrowed a pant suit from Hope Lang!
Ach Mein Gott! He's Smooth!
Tonight Music-Box Danger!
Do you have any Dolls or Postcards?!?
[ 'Uh! There's a famous hotel in Volendam..' ] [ "~Called the Shady Rest~..." ]
Well...good luck with your pledge drive.
[ 'Yes you must!' ] [ "Increase your bust!" ]
They talk like a Speed Racer Cartoon!
Do you have a towel i could borrow! :)'
Here! You keep the picture of Vic Tayback.
Yeah I know! I look like Spike Jones.
Allen & Rossi! Ladies and Gentlemen...Allen & Rossi!
I enjoy being a girl! oh!
He's wearing the Phil Harris Collection!
Andy Capps gained weight!
He's kind of a white trash "Q" isn't he?
Are you a Natural Blackhead?
Hi Honey! I'm smooth!
Bert Convy P.I.
[ 'But Coleman smells something burning!' ] [ "Well they make stoves..." ]
[ 'Why did you come, really?' ] [ "I thought you were Matt Helm!" ]
What is this...a Bergman Film?!?
Oh..that's more pink than I would ever wear!
Oh no! It's a Hercules film!
Hey! does anybody else hear these bells?
Secret Agent Super RUDE.
"Bet that red hair came out of a bottle." Ha! Look who's talking! *burp*
Larabee! is that you?
Hey! His eyes have a zoom feature!
Hmmm...same pink different day!
"~Wonderful!~ ~Wonderful!~ ~Copenhagen!~ dum duh dum dum...haha" "well whataya! only the Dutch!"..."haha"
They all seem to point to one city! "Circle Pines"
"Alex!" What's with your hair?
"It's an international hospital for babies with malnutrition." And pancakes.
"Do what I tell you." Go to the window. "Yes, you must!" Increase your bust!
So you're killing yourself for nothing! Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
"The secret is known to us and to us alone."
Oh, and I told my brother, but he said he wouldn't tell anyone.
Doris Day?! NOOO!
SHE got tall, all of a sudden...
Guh - this tastes like catnip!
Quick, get it UNDER COLD WATER...
Don't hit my sore ear again, Mr Gower, please!
Hey, who pulled William Holden out of the pool?
Someone left a crayon burning - I hate that!
Fifteen seconds to commercial sign, and KEEP THAT THING OUTTA MY HAIR,,,
At least his vicious beating has a cool accompaniment.
The guy's got Snoopy checks!
"It's an international hospital for babies with malnutrition."
Enough spy crap! Time to see Amsterdam!
"It's me, Super Dragon."
Super Dragon who?
Hey, it's like the end of Romancing the Stone. ...it's not funny. I was just pointing it out.
"How could I forget?"
Well, you're a secret agent. You have a lot on your mind.
Hey...does anyone else hear these bells?
You know, this town could get pretty annoying.
His forehead is bursting with real fruit flavor.
Tonight...who wants gum?
He did. He did.
"He's dead." Jim.
*sniff sniff* We commit his body to the deep...DUMP 'IM!
Hey, it fits! Last time we had to cut the feet off!
It's called The Family Circus; see, Billy drew the strip...
I want a Snickers, NOWwww!
My table's a guy, and my pen is a phone. I'm nuts!
"He had to get every last drop a' love outta' her."
"Could somebody answer the table, please?"
"I think you need to take a rest in Ward 'E.' "
"Boy, this really ties into the whole chewing gum thing."
"Brideshead Revisited... Upstairs, Downstairs... To the Manor Born... The Magician, with Bill Bixby..."
"I know Ron Carter's around here somewhere."
"One of these things is not like the other..."
Secret Agent Super Dragon in a deadly game of Hungry Hungry Hippo!
Do not worship false eyelashes.
Hi, do you know where I can find any knick-knacks or curios with sort of a "Holland" theme?
Personal effects make me happy!
Dear Diary: He's dead, I can now love Stan. Finally came to terms with the hair, oh and I found the perfect clown suit to wear about the house.
Hi Honey! I'm Smooth!
"Yes you must!" Increase your bust!
...only to find Gideon's bible.
What is this, a Bergman film??
Secret Agent Mary Kay!
Good morning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps...
It looks like they're making out in Peter Brady's room!
I'm going to bend at the waist someday, I know it!
Secret Agent J. Edgar Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoover!
super dragon worked the deep fryers at arbys, he knows what he's doing
Waitress, there's a squeeze toy in my drink.
"...who owns the bowling alley on Marlboro St." Oh, where the flavor is.
He has no batch, he's perfectly smooth!
"A kazillion jillion up-teen berdillion!"
"He's kind of a white trash Q."
"Oh wait, man, this is like Pee-Wee's Playhouse!"
"Now, I'm the escaped convict, and you're the warden's wife..."
"Delicious fruit flavor burst right through his skull!"
"Amster-DAMN, I'm good!"
"You'll have us to cover you from behind." Oh, you've been in prison too long!
There, now I'm sterile again! Happy??
Get ready-- he's gonna steal her cigarette...
I may be a secret agent, but there are places even *I* won't look.
Watch this-- they're gonna pan up, and it'll be John Cleese.
"But Coleman smells something burning." Well, they make stoves...
Already I'm a dickweed.
Light doesn't travel as fast in his world.
"And this-" is for grandma!
You know, eventually this is going to get annoying.
I AM THE ATOMIC-POWERED ROBOT! PLEASE GIVE MY BEST WISHES TO EVERYBODY! :D
"Well sometimes dreams"....WOAAAHH!!
The meeting of the society of guys who can make a W will now begin.
They're all dressed like Mexican wrestlers.
Tell anyone about my pen and I'll have to kill you.
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Look I got problems, too!
Now he's secret agent super loiterer.
That's more pink than I'd ever wear.
Remind your engineers to use coasters on me.
"It's tasteless, odorless, and leaves no trace in the human body." Velveeta?
Hey, his eyes have a zoom feature!
"The losers can remain anonymous." And the winners remain bottomless.
Emo avec Lute
Nobody in this movie knows when to stop decorating.
Uh, you got any art here?
"Tell me, have you ever had a bath in electricity?" - Well, once I saw a bear eating a doughnut...
"Bon voyage." Charlie Brown.
I hope this isn't like a John Waters film where they lick all the furniture...
Are you a natural redhead? "Are you a natural blackhead?"
I'm gonna time how long I live...that outta show 'em.
Guys! This isn't funny! Man, I hate Hell Week.
Oh no! It's Grandma's "Brag Book"!!!
Congratulations on your purchase of a Black Forrest Cuckoo Clock
I'm a naughty little cheesy blintz!
Hey! That's dirty!
He smokes, he carries a gun and makes a lot of phone calls.
And of course, Technicolor as himself.
By special arrangement? What, did they had to get her out of the fourth grade?
Oh good, an action sequence! And, it's over.
I'm gonna bend at the waist some day, I know it!
Superagent superjerk if you ask me.
Hey-SuperAgent is crossed out and lawyer's written in!
I gotta drain the super dragon