Dear Diary: He's dead, I can now love Stan. Finally came to terms with the hair, oh and I found the perfect clown suit to wear about the house.

Hi Honey! I'm Smooth!

"Yes you must!" Increase your bust!

...only to find Gideon's bible.

What is this, a Bergman film??

Secret Agent Mary Kay!

Good morning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps...

It looks like they're making out in Peter Brady's room!

I'm going to bend at the waist someday, I know it!

Secret Agent J. Edgar Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoover!

super dragon worked the deep fryers at arbys, he knows what he's doing

Waitress, there's a squeeze toy in my drink.

"...who owns the bowling alley on Marlboro St." Oh, where the flavor is.

He has no batch, he's perfectly smooth!

"A kazillion jillion up-teen berdillion!"

"He's kind of a white trash Q."

"Oh wait, man, this is like Pee-Wee's Playhouse!"

"Now, I'm the escaped convict, and you're the warden's wife..."

"Delicious fruit flavor burst right through his skull!"

"Amster-DAMN, I'm good!"

"You'll have us to cover you from behind." Oh, you've been in prison too long!

There, now I'm sterile again! Happy??

Get ready-- he's gonna steal her cigarette...

I may be a secret agent, but there are places even *I* won't look.

Watch this-- they're gonna pan up, and it'll be John Cleese.

"But Coleman smells something burning." Well, they make stoves...

Already I'm a dickweed.

Light doesn't travel as fast in his world.

"And this-" is for grandma!

You know, eventually this is going to get annoying.

I AM THE ATOMIC-POWERED ROBOT! PLEASE GIVE MY BEST WISHES TO EVERYBODY! :D

"Well sometimes dreams"....WOAAAHH!!

The meeting of the society of guys who can make a W will now begin.

They're all dressed like Mexican wrestlers.

Tell anyone about my pen and I'll have to kill you.

I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Look I got problems, too!

Now he's secret agent super loiterer.

That's more pink than I'd ever wear.

Remind your engineers to use coasters on me.

"It's tasteless, odorless, and leaves no trace in the human body." Velveeta?

Hey, his eyes have a zoom feature!

"The losers can remain anonymous." And the winners remain bottomless.

Emo avec Lute

Nobody in this movie knows when to stop decorating.
Uh, you got any art here?

"Tell me, have you ever had a bath in electricity?" - Well, once I saw a bear eating a doughnut...

"Bon voyage." Charlie Brown.

I hope this isn't like a John Waters film where they lick all the furniture...

Are you a natural redhead? "Are you a natural blackhead?"

I'm gonna time how long I live...that outta show 'em.

Guys! This isn't funny! Man, I hate Hell Week.

Oh no! It's Grandma's "Brag Book"!!!

Congratulations on your purchase of a Black Forrest Cuckoo Clock

I'm a naughty little cheesy blintz!

Hey! That's dirty!

He smokes, he carries a gun and makes a lot of phone calls.

And of course, Technicolor as himself.

By special arrangement? What, did they had to get her out of the fourth grade?

Oh good, an action sequence! And, it's over.

I'm gonna bend at the waist some day, I know it!

Superagent superjerk if you ask me.

Hey-SuperAgent is crossed out and lawyer's written in!

I gotta drain the super dragon