505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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Hey you see that guy over there. He's carrying a horse!
Bah! Just some syringes and Coney Island Whitefish.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
This didn't really happen.
Not everyone is cut out to be an Arby's fry cook!
You know, when he's not making films, he's in Oingo Boingo.
Now, I thought Sinbad always wore big genie pants, a vest and no shirt...
Sinbad tested, God approved...
This isn't it, but it's nice, see?
You know what this is, don't you? It's fear of a short red planet!
Dumb old poor people.
Howard Johnson is right.
Look to this day, graduates!
"Nice job fisty, push the button will you?"
"This started getting weird a little while ago, didn't it?"
"How come water isn't wet underwater?"
"It looks like they sailed into the spin cycle."
"Is this really the best away team he could have chosen?"
"They just castled their brandy decanters."
"It's rock-em-sock-em chickens!"
"Sounds like God picked up a couple extra bucks doing voice-overs."
"Oh is the crowd moving or is the platform moving? Because the PLOT isn't moving!"
"Hey look! The Trojan Turkey!"
"This is a really lame relationship. They haven't gone to a movie or a Dairy Queen or anything yet."
"Man, I never knew Arabia was so Russian."
"The alcoholic voyage of Sinbad will be back, after this."
"Hey, someone took my fort down!"
"You're all worse than hypocrites!"
Sinbad has returned!! ... And no one seems to care!
Does anybody see anything remotely Arabian?
Get along little fishies, yeehaw.
Sinbad, honey, I'm begging you... please stop. Please.
Big statue of George Washington... the Hell?
Hey, with all those tents, they could do a Benny Hill sketch.
Do you have the Bird of Happiness? - We... have a very friendly chicken.
Is the crowd moving, or is the platform moving? Because the plot isn't moving!
Sinbad & friends: The college years.
Stop looking into my soul!
Marvel the Mustang!
She's been standing there for 6 years!
Fly Monkeys!..oh I mean Sea Horse....
He's kissing a gopher!
Oh Man! It's a Team of Prawns!
Man, I've done some weird things before but..WOW!!!
Sting is here!
'Down, down, down!' "Rock Lobster!"
No! Wait! Stop! Don't!
Don't worry...this should burn off by Noon'.
Hoist the Failure Sails, mates...we're going home!
Wait a minute..I'm Sinbad...Dammit!
Right now it seems my doom is imminent!
It's not dead! It's resting!
Look! They worship Gilbert Gottfried!
Like taking candy from a.....
Clap on! Clap off!
That throne makes him look like a Peacock!
I wonder if Paula Abdul did the choreography here?
It's the Republican Convention!
Hey! Suddenly it's F-Troop.
You're going to pull back a bloody stump one of these times..Old Man!
Hey! I'm sacred! Leave me alone!
Hey! There's George Harrison.
'Due East' 'defeats Truman!"
Hey Boss! I just invented the Pony Express!
They hate horses don't they?!?
You can kill them with a fork...but please use a spoon.
Man! These guys are easy to kill!
He's hitting him with his windbreaker!
'Have you got the Bird of Happiness?' "We..uhh..have a pretty friendly chicken!"
we're discovering you!
Dingo Boots...check it out!
Sounds like God picked up some extra bucks doing voice overs!
Hey those ships have scoliosis!
~and I raannn...ran so far awaaay~
I want you to have this rear-view mirror.
it's a rack of Bronto Ribs!
'Remember' "don't flush Q-tips!"
Is she laying him off?
and stay out Sinbad!
Hey Mr.Tambourine Man!
It's just a band-aid for the economy!
Kiss my big white Sinbad butt!..I Won...Woohoo!
~We're gonna' make it after all~
three weeks later!
What in the Sam Scratch is going on?
The Bear's going into Rope a Dope!
SAT's were different back then!
-Arrogant, Smug merchants!
"Last time I go to the Rotary!"
I'm actually making pretty good time, here!
No, wait. Stop. Don't.
- Boy, THAT blew in quick, huh!
- Yeah, looks like they sailed right into the rinse cycle...
'Santa bites the bishop'?!
You guys, we can't dissolve the Junior Jesters Club - where else am I gonna wear these shoes?!
Is there a place where you can SHUT UP?!
- Look, it's Siddhartha!
- Is that a Howard Hessman reference?
- ...and the Dark King himself, Mitch Miller.
- Oh, boo...
"I cannot marry you!"
I have luberia! It's eating into my embouchure!
"Sorry, Mr. Sinbad..."
A Nomination without a win spells one word...LOSER!
...and that golden fish isn't agreeing with me at all. *urp*
"I've muddled my own plans." ...you muddied your own pants??
Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?
And smell the coffee!
AND SMELL THE COFFEE!
Burn, baby, burn! Disco inferno!
Well, THIS movie's turned expensive!
He's still filibustering!
"Sinbad has returned!"
And nobody seems to care!
So, is this all it does? It's not dead, it's resting. Whatever it is it's too big for the living room.
He's kissin' a gopher!
You must love her very much. With all my heart. And part of my spleen! And a little bit of my liver!!
It looks like they sailed right into the rinse cycle.
He's hitting them with his windbreaker. Ow! That zipper hurts!
I know you Sinbad, I believe I can make you happy. So you see? You must let me. (Silence) Huh? Oh, sorry. I was thinkin' about my hat.
These people. Any excuse to squat.
Why do you have such glum faces merchants? Don't you think I look better with my head? Let's try it the other way and see.
"You have shamed us in front of everyone!" Well you guys were shameful before he got here.
"Nothing is better than starving!" What??
I really stunk it up in here! Sorry fish!
Hoist the sails of failure!
"And that's exactly what he has. Nothing."
"Nothing is better than starving!"
"I know all about your Lumberia." Hey, that cleared up!
Stroke, stroke, stroke, drown, drown...
Oh, no, these snakes are all tangled up today...
Hey it's the guys from town! They changed their outfits and ran around to the other side.
♫And I raaan, I ran so far awayyyy...♫
The power of creative visualization!
"... the wealthy merchants seemed richer than ever." Yet they also looked like crap.
"Next up: More a' that banjo 'n fiddle crap... Comin' up next..."
♫ ♪ "I do not feel like dancin'..." ♫ ♪
"What fresh Hell is this?!"
"Sadly, Sinbad wandered to the edge of the Enchanted Sea..."
"...And had a magic BM."
"Aahhh, great. I give up my hat... Now I'm the jerk!"
"Howard Johnson is right!"
"'Rimsky-Korsakov?' Oh, this must've been one of his early films."
"Here, have some Prozac™."
"You can kill them with a fork, but please, use a spoon!"
Tom - "Oh right! I love this lake! YES!"
Crow - "She's a keeper!"
Joel - "Oh yeah!"
"I'm retaining a little water. It's kind of a yoke."
You see, the Rat Pack was sort of a drinking man's Justice League of America...
Hey, those ships have scoliosis!
Is the crowd moving or is the platform moving?
Cuz the plot isn't moving...
Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww!
The Alcoholic Voyage of Sinbad will be back after this.
FOLLOW your hearts into HAPPINESS....
"Here, quickly, follow me down the fallopian tube."
" What if Jack Nicholson Worked at Burger King"
That bear has Hammer Pants on!
I never knew Arabia was so Russian.
Help me! I don't know how to stop!
That's not the bluebird of happiness, it's the penguin of giddiness! No, it's the grackle of weltschmerz. Nah, it's the greeb of obstinance.
They look like the knights who say Ni.
Ah yes, the Vikings of Sinbad...
-Ours is a society based on ancient traditions! -I thought we just sold each other fish.
Santa bites the bishop?!?
We, uh, have a pretty friendly chicken...
Kiss my big, fat Sinbad butt, I WON!!!
Hey Sinbad, if you find a melody... HOP ON!
Sinbad: The resentful sailor!
Didja see that guy back there?! He was carryin' a horse!!
Move to find out the TRUE indentity of this guy Skinbag
He just brought the level of discourse waaay down.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Drown! Drown! Brblbl...
Uh, that's not Sinbad.
NEXT! Thank you..
*Ssssssss* FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! Watch out! ah hoh Its hot!
O Ger, you always come up with the right line!
You have to sail the seven FLIPPIN seas to figure that out, cha-cha?!!
3 weeks later...
Now give me your PIN numbers to your bank cards
If you must jest- don't drink.
Wait a minute! Youse guys don't got "Movie Sign" 'til I tells ya you got "Movie Sign", Capisce?
Hey, it's the Ozark Mountain Daredevils taking out the laundry!
sir SIR.. we're under water but we still have standards.
uh this is it! the big one! uh, do bullheads count?
uh If you find a melody sinbad, hop on.
TAKE IT DO THE BRIDGE SINBAD!! throw it in the water..
Um, Mr. Bad, the people in the apartment next door asked me to ask you to shut up.
If only I could do my opening act: Women be different from men, ya know!
No, I don't want any furs... What am I doing here? I'm dutch...
Its "Dance party: persia...or finland"
I can't tell if that's a Magritte or just a hole in the wall.
Everyone dresses like Michael Nesmith in this town!
Is Z Z Top seeing them off?
What if Jack Nicholson worked at a Burger King?
I've been around the world, and I've never seen anything as stupid as this!
THESE are the fabulous golden fish?
Boy, they got started early today...