505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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"I know all about your Lumberia." Hey, that cleared up!
Stroke, stroke, stroke, drown, drown...
Oh, no, these snakes are all tangled up today...
Hey it's the guys from town! They changed their outfits and ran around to the other side.
♫And I raaan, I ran so far awayyyy...♫
The power of creative visualization!
"... the wealthy merchants seemed richer than ever." Yet they also looked like crap.
"We come with peace in our hearts." And ants in our pants!
"Next up: More a' that banjo 'n fiddle crap... Comin' up next..."
♫ ♪ "I do not feel like dancin'..." ♫ ♪
"What fresh Hell is this?!"
"Sadly, Sinbad wandered to the edge of the Enchanted Sea..."
"...And had a magic BM."
"Aahhh, great. I give up my hat... Now I'm the jerk!"
"Howard Johnson is right!"
"'Rimsky-Korsakov?' Oh, this must've been one of his early films."
"Here, have some Prozac™."
"You can kill them with a fork, but please, use a spoon!"
Tom - "Oh right! I love this lake! YES!"
Crow - "She's a keeper!"
Joel - "Oh yeah!"
"I'm retaining a little water. It's kind of a yoke."
You see, the Rat Pack was sort of a drinking man's Justice League of America...
Hey, those ships have scoliosis!
Is the crowd moving or is the platform moving?
Cuz the plot isn't moving...
Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww!
The Alcoholic Voyage of Sinbad will be back after this.
FOLLOW your hearts into HAPPINESS....
"Here, quickly, follow me down the fallopian tube."
" What if Jack Nicholson Worked at Burger King"
That bear has Hammer Pants on!
I never knew Arabia was so Russian.
Help me! I don't know how to stop!
That's not the bluebird of happiness, it's the penguin of giddiness! No, it's the grackle of weltschmerz. Nah, it's the greeb of obstinance.
They look like the knights who say Ni.
Ah yes, the Vikings of Sinbad...
-Ours is a society based on ancient traditions! -I thought we just sold each other fish.
Santa bites the bishop?!?
We, uh, have a pretty friendly chicken...
Kiss my big, fat Sinbad butt, I WON!!!
Hey Sinbad, if you find a melody... HOP ON!
Sinbad: The resentful sailor!
Didja see that guy back there?! He was carryin' a horse!!
Move to find out the TRUE indentity of this guy Skinbag
He just brought the level of discourse waaay down.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Drown! Drown! Brblbl...
Uh, that's not Sinbad.
NEXT! Thank you..
*Ssssssss* FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! Watch out! ah hoh Its hot!
O Ger, you always come up with the right line!
You have to sail the seven FLIPPIN seas to figure that out, cha-cha?!!
3 weeks later...
Now give me your PIN numbers to your bank cards
If you must jest- don't drink.
Wait a minute! Youse guys don't got "Movie Sign" 'til I tells ya you got "Movie Sign", Capisce?
Hey, it's the Ozark Mountain Daredevils taking out the laundry!
sir SIR.. we're under water but we still have standards.
uh this is it! the big one! uh, do bullheads count?
uh If you find a melody sinbad, hop on.
TAKE IT DO THE BRIDGE SINBAD!! throw it in the water..
Um, Mr. Bad, the people in the apartment next door asked me to ask you to shut up.
If only I could do my opening act: Women be different from men, ya know!
No, I don't want any furs... What am I doing here? I'm dutch...
Its "Dance party: persia...or finland"
I can't tell if that's a Magritte or just a hole in the wall.
Everyone dresses like Michael Nesmith in this town!
Is Z Z Top seeing them off?
What if Jack Nicholson worked at a Burger King?
I've been around the world, and I've never seen anything as stupid as this!
THESE are the fabulous golden fish?
Boy, they got started early today...