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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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Hey it's the guys from town! They changed their outfits and ran around to the other side.
"... the wealthy merchants seemed richer than ever." Yet they also looked like crap.
"Sadly, Sinbad wandered to the edge of the Enchanted Sea..."
"...And had a magic BM."
Tom - "Oh right! I love this lake! YES!"
Crow - "She's a keeper!"
Joel - "Oh yeah!"
You see, the Rat Pack was sort of a drinking man's Justice League of America...
That's not the bluebird of happiness, it's the penguin of giddiness! No, it's the grackle of weltschmerz. Nah, it's the greeb of obstinance.
-Ours is a society based on ancient traditions! -I thought we just sold each other fish.
*Ssssssss* FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! FAJITA COMIN THROUGH! Watch out! ah hoh Its hot!
You have to sail the seven FLIPPIN seas to figure that out, cha-cha?!!
Wait a minute! Youse guys don't got "Movie Sign" 'til I tells ya you got "Movie Sign", Capisce?
Hey, it's the Ozark Mountain Daredevils taking out the laundry!
Um, Mr. Bad, the people in the apartment next door asked me to ask you to shut up.
If only I could do my opening act: Women be different from men, ya know!
No, I don't want any furs... What am I doing here? I'm dutch...
I've been around the world, and I've never seen anything as stupid as this!





This episode has a great example of a riff that really isn't quote-able but made me laugh soooo hard first time I heard it: when, near the beginning, Tom-as-Sinbad grabs the sword form the smith and swings it around all goofy and random. Oh god, that just killed me the first time around. It's like the "It looks like the plane can't think of anything to say" bit from Time Chasers. I think I gave myself a migraine laughing so hard at that.
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I don't remember there being a river running next to the Sphinx.
"The worlds slowest assault team." They haven't seen Jack the Giant Killer yet.
It's the sparrow of jocularity.
You really have to love this movie's communist message. l:b
A lot of Cossacks in ancient Persia.
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Sinbad was from Basrah.
25:00 Look closely at Joel and you can see the party going on on the blue parts of his collar.
The "bird of happiness" sounds like a metaphor. A metaphor for my happiness once I began watching this movie. (It flew away...)
I just paused the video at the first Movie Sign...I WANT THAT CHESS SET!
John I agree. I think anyone has respect for a guy who can mack a watery tart out of a lake.
Damn you Mosfilm!!!
If Sinbad's singing at 0:21:00 isn't right out of Star Trek... I swear that was Spock on the harp. And when he sings "somewhere beyond" I dare you to tell me you don't expect Uhura to say "Antaris"!
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Joel Rosnibon?
Move to end sketch!
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0:06:36- Frank and Doctor forester are wearing each others' chinderwear.
Those pervs.
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Does this seem like a seriously drug-induced romp to anyone else but me? This movie is just plain weird. Russians are awesome at this!!!!
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I think this might be the first movie where Joel and the Bots have a grudging respect for the hero. Tells you something about Sinbad.
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0:26:00 i loose it. Crow is so worn out from jestering he's gotta hit the commercial sign button with his look-a-like jester stick. He's outta breath and his eyes are all crooked. Hilarious. And then they walk in and catch crow's look-a-like jester stick watching the movie and he scurries off.
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Move to find out the TRUE indentity of this guy SKINBAG
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Great story, Matthew! I just wanted to point out how smart the city council sketch in this episode is. Smart and silly.
Funny coincidence story:
I was leaving my house with my wife to go to this thrift store she LOVES to shop at, and being the patient husband I knew I was in for a long trip because she loves to look at everything when we go. So before we left I was thinking to myself, 'MSTies never get rid of their videos, you'll never find an MST3K product on sale somewhere'.
So lo and behold we get there, and I start at my usual spot-the videos, and I found this episode of MST3K on DVD no less. Perfect condition, not a scratch and selling for only $1.08! My wife even had a 50% off coupon, so it ended up being only $0.54!!!
Wow, my only regret is that there wasn't anymore. Trust me I scoured the store, considering we were there for so long.