506 - Eegah
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The sheriff's barking out orders
“One way or the other, what do ya think?"
"I don’t know!”...I’ve never thought before...
Shakin' the bush, boss
Here... have some irish soda bread!
Oh the collar bone...watch the collar bone
Ready, steady, bite me!
Wait a minute. Something's wrong here. Where's my girlfriend?
Victim of his own fashion sense.
Can I have money for some Chuckles?
"Eh, we're gonna need a really big skimmer."
"Ah, crap, my room's always by the ice machine."
Si'down pie face. It's gonna be a long one.
Gall-deern smoochers on my propertyyyyyyy!!
Between love and Fred Flintstone lies Obsession.
♫ Oh to live on Shadow Mountain ♫
Ach mine God. der schwanstucker.
Poor shovel. Didn't ask to be in this movie.
Suddenly, she began to doubt the whole bathing suit purchase.
Oh, I see you've met Eegah. He'll spoil you, I'm spent.
"Ooh it's a Tampax commercial."
ohhh poopie.... ohhh double poopie!
It's a cave, how hard do you have to look!
This movie isn't healthy for children and other living things.
... same Bat Channel!
Wait a minute! They've got demons flipping us off! Back at 'cha buddy!
Hey, I've got a crazy idea - let's rearrange his family while he's away!
It was over here in this armoire!
I smell something oily and pink!
THIS should keep the wolves away...
"He was standing right here watching us!" Playing bass!
Tom: The best thing about this car is that she can fold it up and put it in her purse!
Crow: It's compact!
We're on a collision course with Wackiness!
I don't know Honey? He didn't do this with me!
He's been there since the beginning of time and he's only drawn 3 pictures!
"It's swell for tearing up fragile ecosystems! Watch!"
"It's a tag-team band!"
"So, when does that combo that really swings show up?
"Sit down, pie face, it's a long list."
He's surrounded by adoring housewives.
Hey, check it out! There's an oven in the living room!
"Hi, Mr. Miller!"
Honey, why do we have an oven in our living room?
I gotta wash Eegah off me!
Oh..it's starting to look like Altamont all over again!
Quit bogarting that joint Floyd!
Abner! I saw a Giant!
Eegahs a Mall Walker!
'Dad...I've got the funniest feeling!' "Downstairs?"
The Dumb Blue Line
~ Rag-Doll...Daddy's Little Cutie! ~
Help Me Spock!
Turn it Off!!!
I didn't know Senator Packwood was so tall!
What a Femme!
Why don't you just cut the string that holds that beard on!
Joel! I'm gonna slap this movie so hard!
Archie's in the Gaza Strip!
See I told you! Watch out for Snakes!
Looks like Sheltering Sky meets The Archies!
Ach Mein Gott! Your Schwanstucker!
This looks like it's really going to be scary, what with the smoke and flowers and everything.
Hey, Jim Morrison: The Paris Years.
LOOK OUT! There's a foley artist!
It's Lawrence of Pasadena.
Just push the corn...
He's startin' to look like Markie Post...
A poem - by Henry Gibson...
- What are they doing?
- They're telling secrets, honey!
Errr err er er errrrr!!!--pcrrrrghk
Oh yeah, you can tell he's an experienced mountaineer.
You know I heard Kiel ad-libbed this entire scene.
Oh no she's chasing down Emmet Kelly!
Econo Lodge, but WHY?
You got a chorus pedal in that purse?!
I'm dead. Don't smoke.
Roxy to her father, regarding Eegah's 400-year-old mummified relatives. "Doesn't he know they're dead?:"
Crow, breezily: "He suspects...."
That's a strange thing to wield.
I demand u stop smiling! ~Joel
"Between love and Fred Flintstone lies obsession."
"He' been there since the beginning of time & he's only drawn three pictures?
"Come on Eegah; where's that club? Eegah, Eeagah, Eeagah."
It looks like a fight.That boy is a good dancer.Quit bogarting that joint Floyd.
For once I'm glad to see him.
The Endless Bummer.
Anybody else think this show is sick? Just say Eegah.
Uhh, I have ramen noodles and brown mustard, that's it.
Hey, I found this in your grill...probably what was causing all the trouble.
"I'm Death and I'm visited upon you."
"He also says the word 'rayon' which is weird."
Eegah Eegah, bonk bonk on head!
Oh, I see it now... a tragic accident and ... ah damn!
Ok, I've heard enough - I'll go beat him senseless.
"Joel have you ever whizzed out in the desert?"
"Taxi! Oh, I drove."
"The classic aspirin scene."
"He's been there since the beginning of Time and he's only drawn three pictures?"
"I'll make the Daiquiris."
"You're here and he's got the traveler's checks there!"
"He makes Debbie Boone sound like Hound Dog Taylor."
"It's... under a big 'W.' [hack]"
"Say, could you give me a lift to Stephen Jay Gould's house?"
♬ ♪ "How will you make it on your own...?" ♪ ♬
"Circle Pines after dark."
"I'm Charles Kuralt, and we're going to leave you with this shot of a flower."
He borrowed that top from Audrey Hepburn.
Oh this is bogus I'm going back to sleep! *Snore*
Dad, don't layer your voice like that!
I got it. He looks like the bat from Ferngully!
Oh shut up about your dun-buggy you little twerp!
Joel - "Boy this looks like it's going to be really scary...with the smoke and flowers and everything."
Dad, quit wiggling in my seat like that!
Would the gentleman by the pool please discontinue the song? And watch out for snakes!
(After humming theme from M*A*S*H, while helicopter flew over hills)
"I thought we promised never to do that again?"
"Oh shut up about your dune buggy, you little twerp!"
Joel - "She's got a neat shape."
Crow - "Where?"
Oh, please become Sweeney Todd please become the demon barber of Fleet Street right now.
Sit down, pie face, it's a long list.
"I see a cactus! *HONK* I see a lizard! *HONK*"
Vowels, Eegah, we need vowels!
RAT PATROL! In ... 3 or 4 colors.
"Women." Now let's see, what did i mean by that?
Where's your collection of dead people?
Honey why do we have an oven in the living room?
"Same style, same everything." Same Bat-channel!
Norman? Who’s the girl Norman? Who is she?
I am William Burroughs, I am William Burroughs, I am William Burroughs, I’m Rose Kennedy.
Eegah drives a tank?
Hell works better when its a lot more subtle.
Uh oh, it looks like Altamont all over again.
Hey! How come I don't get foley!
What is this, "The Third Man" all of a sudden?
I know it's weird. But I'm into weird.
This movie isn't healthy for children and other living things.
And where will his seed find purchase?
Aw, he's pawing me, daddy!
That's okay, precious.
Oh she can snap in and out of consciousness can't she?
Okay! I won't shoot your dad! Geez!
Hey neat! The music got us out of trouble!
Fun's over. We're gonna die now.
"Do you know where Deep Canyon is?" EWW!
Harriet, the cattle are smoking again!
"So who do you like in the big game?" "I AM the big game."
"Oh To Live On, SHADOW MOUNTAIN"
"Its always so awkward meeting the family."
"Look, a Cabbage Patch Elvis."
Oh, yeah, "Watch out for snakes."
"I'm gonna smash--" You!
Lookie lookie lookie, look at my thorax!
Now quickly Dr. Tom, let's smoosh his face up to look like a sunburnt baby!
I figured it out! He's a cyst with teeth and hair!
Oh look! He was driving a stick too!
Well, back to the cave. Lost my girlfriend... then got my Eegah crushed...been workin on my beard since 3000 B.C and BOOM! it's gone.
Eegah have bad day.
She gets picked up so much she needs a handle.
If you prick Eegah, do he not bleed?
Oh poopie! Oh double poopie!
"Roxie!" "You don't have to wear that dress tonight!"
Eegah's gonna do whip-its!
Now your lunch, toss it.
I've heard enough. I'll go beat him senseless.
Don't make me think so much!
I'm with All-State. Who are you with?
Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
Joel, I wanna slap this movie so hard!
He also says 'rayon,' which is really weird.
Blelehlehlehleh... come a little closer... smooth, pink meat... wearing shorts, too... Nothing but meat on that boy...
Put a wallet under her tongue!
Looks like The Sheltering Sky meets the Archies...
Uhhh, kind of weird shaving your dad, isn't it?
Roxy it's me Tom. "That's why I'm screaming AHHH!"
Hey your putting that in the wayback my kids are back there!
I don't know why but I wish he'd pistol whip him.
Ugh, are they carrying a pig?
"Wheee! Wheee!" Stop saying whee, nobody says whee!
Ahh! He's an evil specter!
Hmm, why is my hair coming out in big chunks?
What's THIS? Eegah, oogling our allies? Callous, cromagnon conniptions?
Ugggghhh, me look like Anthony Michael Hall.
I figured it out. He's a cyst with teeth and hair.
Do you think we'll freeze to death before the jackals get us?
He's dressed for a Benny Hill audition.
Ooh man, you can tell he's an experienced mountaineer.
WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!
Eegah Chaga, Eegah Eegah!
Eegah Chaga, Eegeh Eegah!
"I can't stop this feeling..."
Man it looks like it hurts to BE him
-(the twerp boyfriend from EEgah with his shirt off)-
"You're funny, Mr. Miller. Reeeal funny." I'm going to kill YOU last.
Richard Keele is Eegah Templar, the Saint!
Uhh,, more like Sandra Bernhard
Eegah! Eegah! Bonk-bonk on the head!
He tampered in God's domain.
Hey, Eegah! How ya doin', buddy? Hehe...
Jim Morrison: the Paris years.
Honk if you love Eeegah!
Hey, it's Scattergories!
*HONK HONK* I've got a new swimsuit, everybody!
It's either German, or he's burping.
It looks like The Grifters meets Quest for Fire.
I wanna sleep with the woman! Do I have to put on my Marvin Gay album or what?
They got Demons flipping us off!
That's an ant colony you idiot!!
Brian Jones! (Crow shouts this during a scene at a pool. Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones was found dead, floating in his swimming pool. Probably one of the sickest riffs ever. I love it!)
Watch out for snakes!
Have you seen "Andalusian Dog"?
"How do you do?" I'm really, really dead.
He went to the Torgo School of Fondling.
A Cabbage Patch Elvis.
Sorry about my face.
Richard Kiel is Eegah Templar, the Saint.
It looks like it hurts to be him.
That's not a tongue, It's a muskie leech!
"Give him something else." Aagh, ewww, Dad!!