506 - Eegah
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I got it. He looks like the bat from Ferngully!
Oh shut up about your dun-buggy you little twerp!
Joel - "Boy this looks like it's going to be really scary...with the smoke and flowers and everything."
Dad, quit wiggling in my seat like that!
Would the gentleman by the pool please discontinue the song? And watch out for snakes!
(After humming theme from M*A*S*H, while helicopter flew over hills)
"I thought we promised never to do that again?"
"Oh shut up about your dune buggy, you little twerp!"
Joel - "She's got a neat shape."
Crow - "Where?"
Oh, please become Sweeney Todd please become the demon barber of Fleet Street right now.
Sit down, pie face, it's a long list.
"I see a cactus! *HONK* I see a lizard! *HONK*"
Vowels, Eegah, we need vowels!
RAT PATROL! In ... 3 or 4 colors.
"Women." Now let's see, what did i mean by that?
Where's your collection of dead people?
Honey why do we have an oven in the living room?
"Same style, same everything." Same Bat-channel!
Norman? Who’s the girl Norman? Who is she?
I am William Burroughs, I am William Burroughs, I am William Burroughs, I’m Rose Kennedy.
Eegah drives a tank?
Hell works better when its a lot more subtle.
Uh oh, it looks like Altamont all over again.
Hey! How come I don't get foley!
What is this, "The Third Man" all of a sudden?
I know it's weird. But I'm into weird.
This movie isn't healthy for children and other living things.
And where will his seed find purchase?
Aw, he's pawing me, daddy!
That's okay, precious.
Oh she can snap in and out of consciousness can't she?
Okay! I won't shoot your dad! Geez!
Hey neat! The music got us out of trouble!
Fun's over. We're gonna die now.
"Do you know where Deep Canyon is?" EWW!
Harriet, the cattle are smoking again!
"So who do you like in the big game?" "I AM the big game."
"Oh To Live On, SHADOW MOUNTAIN"
"Its always so awkward meeting the family."
"Look, a Cabbage Patch Elvis."
Oh, yeah, "Watch out for snakes."
"I'm gonna smash--" You!
Lookie lookie lookie, look at my thorax!
Now quickly Dr. Tom, let's smoosh his face up to look like a sunburnt baby!
I figured it out! He's a cyst with teeth and hair!
Oh look! He was driving a stick too!
Well, back to the cave. Lost my girlfriend... then got my Eegah crushed...been workin on my beard since 3000 B.C and BOOM! it's gone.
Eegah have bad day.
She gets picked up so much she needs a handle.
If you prick Eegah, do he not bleed?
Oh poopie! Oh double poopie!
"Roxie!" "You don't have to wear that dress tonight!"
Eegah's gonna do whip-its!
Now your lunch, toss it.
I've heard enough. I'll go beat him senseless.
Don't make me think so much!
I'm with All-State. Who are you with?
Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
Joel, I wanna slap this movie so hard!
He also says 'rayon,' which is really weird.
Blelehlehlehleh... come a little closer... smooth, pink meat... wearing shorts, too... Nothing but meat on that boy...
Put a wallet under her tongue!
Looks like The Sheltering Sky meets the Archies...
Uhhh, kind of weird shaving your dad, isn't it?
Roxy it's me Tom. "That's why I'm screaming AHHH!"
Hey your putting that in the wayback my kids are back there!
I don't know why but I wish he'd pistol whip him.
Ugh, are they carrying a pig?
"Wheee! Wheee!" Stop saying whee, nobody says whee!
Ahh! He's an evil specter!
Hmm, why is my hair coming out in big chunks?
What's THIS? Eegah, oogling our allies? Callous, cromagnon conniptions?
Ugggghhh, me look like Anthony Michael Hall.
I figured it out. He's a cyst with teeth and hair.
Do you think we'll freeze to death before the jackals get us?
He's dressed for a Benny Hill audition.
Ooh man, you can tell he's an experienced mountaineer.
WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!
Eegah Chaga, Eegah Eegah!
Eegah Chaga, Eegeh Eegah!
"I can't stop this feeling..."
Man it looks like it hurts to BE him
-(the twerp boyfriend from EEgah with his shirt off)-
"You're funny, Mr. Miller. Reeeal funny." I'm going to kill YOU last.
Richard Keele is Eegah Templar, the Saint!
Uhh,, more like Sandra Bernhard
Eegah! Eegah! Bonk-bonk on the head!
He tampered in God's domain.
Hey, Eegah! How ya doin', buddy? Hehe...
Jim Morrison: the Paris years.
Honk if you love Eeegah!
Hey, it's Scattergories!
*HONK HONK* I've got a new swimsuit, everybody!
It's either German, or he's burping.
It looks like The Grifters meets Quest for Fire.
I wanna sleep with the woman! Do I have to put on my Marvin Gay album or what?
They got Demons flipping us off!
That's an ant colony you idiot!!
Brian Jones! (Crow shouts this during a scene at a pool. Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones was found dead, floating in his swimming pool. Probably one of the sickest riffs ever. I love it!)
Watch out for snakes!
Have you seen "Andalusian Dog"?
"How do you do?" I'm really, really dead.
He went to the Torgo School of Fondling.
A Cabbage Patch Elvis.
Sorry about my face.
Richard Kiel is Eegah Templar, the Saint.
It looks like it hurts to be him.
That's not a tongue, It's a muskie leech!
"Give him something else." Aagh, ewww, Dad!!