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507 - I Accuse My Parents
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I'm thinkin' of tellin' my wife I love her. Nahh, forget it, 's not worth it.
"Mom?" - I'm up here, honey, with the D.T.'s! Could you get the yellow lizard outta the bathroom?
Love came between us... ooh. Butter mints, huh?. Don't mind if I do. *nompf*
♫They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them, let's see if they'll be laughing noooowwww!♫
"What are you going to do now Charlie?" - "We're going to like this see?"(typical early ganster talk ie. James Gagney, bugs bunny's Mugsy)
How many times have you gone rooting through your junk drawer muttering to yourself, 'Where'd I put that gun?'
"And now, Thom Mcann and the Payless Orchestra, with Cole Haan on the saxophone. Then, the Naturalizers will sing something by Johnston & Murphy..."
"This guy's made more money today than I did all the way through High School!"
"Well, it isn't meat, but I suppose I better buy some of these just for appearances. (Oooh, cucumbers...)"
"The makers of this film also accuse HITLER,TOJO, MUSSOLINI. We accuse them all. Soon we'll accuse STALIN."
'ere now, what're ya doin' in a Cocteau film, boy.
Go home to your mother, that's a good lad.
I accuse you, Joel! Now, carefully hand over the hamburger sandwich. Don't let him forget the french fried potatoes garnish.
I'm up here honey with the D.T.s. Can you get the yellow lizard out of the bathroom?
"Somethings bothering you what is it, homesick?" Uh, I found a toenail in my hamburger.
"I had a lot of guys come in here broke never sent em' away hungry" Got em' piled out back.
"You interested in something in shoes?" No a fish sandwich what ya think?
"Well your honor I don't believe my mother and father should have ever had a child." I was abused as a zygote.
Stupid trees God I hate em'. Early tractor pulls not that much fun, this is the free style competition.
This is a message from the other kids in the essay contest, Jimmy!!
"Because of our truck farmers, the vitamins and minerals to be found in fresh vegetables--" Are poisoned.
"I, uh, see you use the same bank I do." Ohh, well, they're YOUR checks.
QUACK QUA QUA QUACK QUACK QUACK [every time someone enters or leaves the room, setting off the motion-sensor duck]
(Ladies and Gentlemen I have a BIG surprise for you this evening)
I'm Rudolf Hess.......
So then my mom says to Roosevelt and Churchill, she says,'what about some kind of lend/lease program?'
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This movie syncs up really well with Pearl Jam's "Jeremy." Well, in the sense of the plot.
"You'll have to go to church with me every Sunday"
"FOR -- GET IT"
The African field pickers look a bit nervous to be on camera.
"I can see them but they can't see me"....This is one of the best, one of our favorites. "Now lieutenant take the gun and shoot the corporal...." So many lies for Jimmy to tell, but it's all his parent's fault. Great episodes, don't miss it!
I know one pissed off court stenographer.
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How old is Jimmy supposed to be?
I feel like this guy was the inspiration for Frank Whaley’s character in Career Opportunities.
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... My dad is Gigantor...
I realized while watching the Truck Farmer that the narrator sounds almost exactly like file narrator from the Mass Effect series.
Hail Truck Farmer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rP7umMjjxE
This episode is typical of so much winning material that came out of Season 5. It's just great all the way through.
Also, the opening invention would seem to indicate that the Mads have a walk-in oven. Why does that not surprise me...? :D
Man, it must've been tough to be a young white male back in the '40s-'50s. I feel for ya, Jimmy. [eye roll]
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Hey, how did this one come out? I was at Jack Taylor’s place down at the beach for the weekend.
This movie was actually watchable, and the riffing made it that much better!
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So the Judge puts him right back with his parents, Mr. & Mrs. Kardashian? Uncle Burger would have adopted him, but nooo!!! By the end of the flick, he's +/-90 days from interpreting Beatles songs with Charlie at Spahn ranch!
Quickest title drop ever?
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Was this supposed to be a Kitty Reid vehicle?
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This episode is SEVERELY underrated.
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"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"
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Now I really want a hamburger.
"They laughed when I accused my parents and I killllled them
Let's see if they'll be laughing noooowww!"
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Joel makes a small goof in one of the riffs. He claims, that Sam Newfield directed "Jungle Goddess", which is not true. However, Newfield did direct "Mad Monster" and "The Lost Continent". I guess what confused Joel was the fact, that Sam's brother, Sigmund Neufeld, was the producer of "Jungle Goddess".