508 - Operation Double 007
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"Take it to the red room."
One more time.
She's a flibberty jibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, a clown!
Norman, the Calla Lilies are raining hot lead.
Animals vill be bred and slaughtered!
Is this a documentary on how to do... this- whatever this is?
Suddenly, she's a coffee table.
Shut the door; I do believe I am developing pictures of rrrugs in here.
Prepare to meet Kali's brother...NEAR Hell!
Come on, Doctor. It's no good if you don't retort. It could be anything! It could be about my nose, my stupid alligator suit! Anything!
This is your last chance for a witty remark.
Whether that's heavily guarded, I suppose that depends on your definition of 'heavily guarded'.
"When I saw this girl's condition..."
TORA! Just the one.
You know, he's going to need a vinyl patch kit.
Hope he used the stunt batch.
This feels great! Pleather is really something!
"You can put yourselves in a dangerous spot."
Under my caftan.
"...with his usual brilliance and imagination.."
Watch Bond take shorthand!
Sacre bleu. Sacre bleu, huh?
Oh yeah, sacre bleu.
Oh, let's go lift.
We just came to beat everybody up! We're leaving now! Thanks!
"They're playing The Penguin's song!" "♫♪ wenk wenk wenk wenk wenk-wenk wenk wennnnk... ♫♪"
"Who told you that?" "She told me." "SHEEEE TOLD ME..."
The few, the proud: the Opus Dei.
There is a role for women in the church! Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
"It's a miracle in plastic surgery." "A miracle, yes. Plastic surgery, ennnh...."
I'm gonna run in the sprinkler, whoopeee-hehe!
No one else has a lunch anywhere as good as mine!
...are we gonna die? We're really not that far away...
It's Michael Cain! Look out!
Y'know, I'm suddenly hungry for Cracker Jack, and I don't know why...
He died listening to Rush...2112...
Mother Superior jumped the gun....
I think I had her in 8th grade
Do I have time to beat up the band?
"This is beginning to look pretty serious. We'd better call Sean in."
"Thank you, Mr. Connery's Brother."
They're on the PMS Pinafore.
This guy can't possibly live up the song they wrote about him. He's probably just an accountant named Wallace.
♫♪ He likes to wear mittens! ♫♪ He has a deviated septum! ♫♪ He's a real big fan of Delta Burke! ♫♪ He gets his hair cut on Tuesdays! ♫♪ He prefers stuffing to potatoes! ♫♪ His favorite movie is Turner and Hooch! ♫♪
Hey, somebody punched the foley guy.
1:25:00 "Stunt Largo. Look guys."
So how come everyone's got Count Basie following them?
Hey, somebody punched the Foley guy !
Geez, you're soggy in this suit !
They call it the Mersey Beat. In five minutes you'll be screaming for mercy!
Oh my god, Herbie's gone Bananas!
Terrorists were more fun back then.
-I'm a pickin'.
-And I'm a killin'.
Now, time for his catheter.
"You can see the resemblance." To John Saxon.
Katharine Hepburn is the Shakiest Gun in the West!
Do I have enough time to beat up the band?
We do more hair and make-up before breakfast than most people do all day!
"The Brigadoon Compound exploded today. Fiona and Meg escaped unharmed. Unfortunately, Bonnie Jean has died."
"C'mon, Doctor. It's no good if you don't retort. It can be anything! It can be about my nose or my stupid alligator suit- anything!"
"So how come everybody's got Count Basie following 'em?"
"Y'know, this must be 5 O'Clock on a Friday. 'You want it when?!'"
♫ ♭ "Let Hertz™ put you in the ambulance..." ♭ ♫
"Oh, and Happy Secretaries Week. I bought you a gun."
"You know, there's probably nothin' but bass jigs in there."
"If he wants to change the channel does he get another woman?"
Crow "There's my phillips screwdriver!" (said with such conviction)
(After Mr.Beta uses the ceiling mounted guns on yacht.) Crow "Great, now the boats sinking!"
Lew Archer must be on this case.
Alternate vibrators inserted...
Crow - "Hey, you can't say that!"
(Best riff in the whole dang movie!)
"Nancy Sinatra's kicking ass!"
"I'm suddenly hungry for Cracker Jacks and I don't know why."
I know...*eats cigar*
Am I tripping Joel??
"Now, Miss Yoshuko has lost direct contact with time." She thinks she's in Dresden during the war.
Where was your chest on the night of the 23rd?
'I'm Germany yellow frog'?? What, 'Bozo the piano chive'?!? I used to be good at this!!
"Code 22, bar 6. Two words." Bite. Me.
"A very capable chap." He thinks he's a chicken now.
Is there anything this guy *doesn't* do??
♪♫ Hiiiiis favorite movie is Turner and Hooch ♫♪
Y'know, ironically Connery wears a rug...
Its Red October! Hi Sean!!
Human Cleaners - We'll clean your humans overnight.
Father forgive me for I have murdered!
"You read too many novels by Fleming." Jerry Fleming, Ian's brother.
WOW, what a cigarette!!
Sin and the art of archery
I just realized why Thunderball was a hit, you never saw him kiss anybody!
It's Sister Chuck Yeager!
Norman the Calla Lillies are raining hot lead!
Operation Double Double Oh- Hee Haw
Uhh, it's great to be here. Thanks for supporting live surgery.
Boy, women have really broken through the glass ceiling in this movie!
Yeah, but there's a guy looking up through it.
I've been advised I look ridiculous.
Joel, am I tripping?
You're dressed as a Space Angel... why?
So, any of you "sure play a mean pinball"?
The remaining monkey brains have been reduced to $1.99
Lady, you're due back on the set of "Space 1999"
Naughty little girl.
gim-me ah second here........... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP !!!!
Now.... Michael Jacksons' journey is complete
Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.
Uh-oh.... You know when there's 4 people on a screenplay there's gonna be trouble.
-He died listening to Rush.
benedictuuuus qui venit in nomine domini boo-doo-pow!
Nice goin! Ya just killed Sacagawea!
"Ex. cuse. me. I'm. 3 minutes. Late." Thats. Ok. We're a. Pretty loose group.
This is what happens when you bob for french fries.
"HEEEEE'S GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUMMMMM"
What's it like being the TV, Cindy?
Well, it's better than Flowbee-ing his back.
Angel of Death?... High powered rifle?
What the hell was that?
Alright, here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and go to sleeple.
I love you, damn it!
It's closing time at Hooters.
I want this problem called Maria taken care of, permanently!
Oh, he's hardly Sean, I realize, but he comes cheap.
Now why is she dressed like Barney Rubble?
Thank you for touching me, sir. That will keep me going for the entire day.
He sat on his glasses once.
It sounds like the British Invasion is waiting for its flight out!
Just remember, your name is NEIL Connery. Now get in the plane.
Women who sing too much...And the men they sing about.
There might be bees burning in there! I gotta save em!!