508 - Operation Double 007
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Hey, somebody punched the Foley guy !
Geez, you're soggy in this suit !
They call it the Mersey Beat. In five minutes you'll be screaming for mercy!
"Miss Yashuko was right--" That's an ugly beard. "You can see the resemblance--" To John Saxon.
Oh my god, Herbie's gone Bananas!
Terrorists were more fun back then.
-I'm a pickin'.
-And I'm a killin'.
Now, time for his catheter.
"You can see the resemblance." To John Saxon.
Katharine Hepburn is the Shakiest Gun in the West!
Do I have enough time to beat up the band?
We do more hair and make-up before breakfast than most people do all day!
"The Brigadoon Compound exploded today. Fiona and Meg escaped unharmed. Unfortunately, Bonnie Jean has died."
"C'mon, Doctor. It's no good if you don't retort. It can be anything! It can be about my nose or my stupid alligator suit- anything!"
"So how come everybody's got Count Basie following 'em?"
"Y'know, this must be 5 O'Clock on a Friday. 'You want it when?!'"
♫ ♭ "Let Hertz™ put you in the ambulance..." ♭ ♫
"Oh, and Happy Secretaries Week. I bought you a gun."
"You know, there's probably nothin' but bass jigs in there."
"If he wants to change the channel does he get another woman?"
Crow "There's my phillips screwdriver!" (said with such conviction)
(After Mr.Beta uses the ceiling mounted guns on yacht.) Crow "Great, now the boats sinking!"
Lew Archer must be on this case.
Alternate vibrators inserted...
Crow - "Hey, you can't say that!"
(Best riff in the whole dang movie!)
"Nancy Sinatra's kicking ass!"
"I'm suddenly hungry for Cracker Jacks and I don't know why."
I know...*eats cigar*
Am I tripping Joel??
"Now, Miss Yoshuko has lost direct contact with time." She thinks she's in Dresden during the war.
Where was your chest on the night of the 23rd?
'I'm Germany yellow frog'?? What, 'Bozo the piano chive'?!? I used to be good at this!!
"Code 22, bar 6. Two words." Bite. Me.
"A very capable chap." He thinks he's a chicken now.
Is there anything this guy *doesn't* do??
♪♫ Hiiiiis favorite movie is Turner and Hooch ♫♪
Y'know, ironically Connery wears a rug...
Its Red October! Hi Sean!!
Human Cleaners - We'll clean your humans overnight.
Father forgive me for I have murdered!
"You read too many novels by Fleming." Jerry Fleming, Ian's brother.
WOW, what a cigarette!!
Sin and the art of archery
I just realized why Thunderball was a hit, you never saw him kiss anybody!
It's Sister Chuck Yeager!
Norman the Calla Lillies are raining hot lead!
Operation Double Double Oh- Hee Haw
Uhh, it's great to be here. Thanks for supporting live surgery.
Boy, women have really broken through the glass ceiling in this movie!
Yeah, but there's a guy looking up through it.
I've been advised I look ridiculous.
Joel, am I tripping?
You're dressed as a Space Angel... why?
So, any of you "sure play a mean pinball"?
The remaining monkey brains have been reduced to $1.99
Lady, you're due back on the set of "Space 1999"
Naughty little girl.
gim-me ah second here........... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP !!!!
Now.... Michael Jacksons' journey is complete
Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.
Uh-oh.... You know when there's 4 people on a screenplay there's gonna be trouble.
-He died listening to Rush.
benedictuuuus qui venit in nomine domini boo-doo-pow!
Nice goin! Ya just killed Sacagawea!
"Ex. cuse. me. I'm. 3 minutes. Late." Thats. Ok. We're a. Pretty loose group.
This is what happens when you bob for french fries.
"HEEEEE'S GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUMMMMM"
What's it like being the TV, Cindy?
Well, it's better than Flowbee-ing his back.
Angel of Death?... High powered rifle?
What the hell was that?
Alright, here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and go to sleeple.
I love you, damn it!
It's closing time at Hooters.
I want this problem called Maria taken care of, permanently!
Oh, he's hardly Sean, I realize, but he comes cheap.
Now why is she dressed like Barney Rubble?
Thank you for touching me, sir. That will keep me going for the entire day.
He sat on his glasses once.
It sounds like the British Invasion is waiting for its flight out!
Just remember, your name is NEIL Connery. Now get in the plane.
Women who sing too much...And the men they sing about.
There might be bees burning in there! I gotta save em!!