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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane



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So, I just had a flashback to a disturbing thing from my childhood. The bellybutton bit at the beginning reminded me of a very strange and kind of upsetting children's book about a kid who was born without a bellybutton and went to a factory to get one.

I can't be the only person who read that book or thought it was weird.


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Ray Garraty - 22 days ago

As for the thugs in the pool hall Big Stupid and Danny run into; that was the least impressive gang ever. Taken down by a skinny under nourished drifter and his wimpy cohort who they outnumbered. And they had weapons.


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Tom Levier - about 1 month ago

Shut up Danny.


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Dr. Despicable - about 1 month ago

Is it just me, or does Servo sound like the little warrior statue/demon from Trilogy of Terror? 'Cause if that's what he was going for, it's both sensible AND hilarious!


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Erik Huntsinger - about 1 month ago

"You're stuck here!"
Nice reference to Fugitive Alien... 2 seasons earlier!


here pup!
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Sean Barry - 2 months ago

Hahahaha @ 50:37 when he goes, "now Sadie girl..." HAhahahaa that's what I say to my dog (not the one in the pic, that's Cortez the Killer). Sadie's a goldendoodle. :D


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Carrie is So Very - 2 months ago

One of my all-time favorites. And I gotta share: as a playwright I've thought for almost 20 years about how to fix the ending so this movie works, and really the only thing that does is going full-Brokeback. Big Stupid/Danny: my OTP.


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Jake Westbrook - 2 months ago

This has gotta be my favorite episode, probably because the movie itself isn't really that bad (compared to other MST3K films).


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Joseph C Goodson - 3 months ago

I love it when Joel uses terms of endearment for the bots, like "honey." It's adorable.


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Scott Morrow - 3 months ago

I actually enjoy this movie as well... Joyce Meadows was pretty good in my opinion... plus I'm a sucker for homoerotic subtext.


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Tanishia Williams - 7 months ago

is it me, or is that Jesse weirdo the crosseyed drunken doctor from the Cannonball Run movies in his younger years? I'd know those eyeballs anywhere! Crow does a great Jack Elam, by the way.


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Tanishia Williams - 7 months ago

What were those pool hustlers gonna do, punch them in the knee caps? Was there even one of them that was taller than a hobbit?


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Tanishia Williams - 7 months ago

Why'd she keep calling me John? I love the scene when the stupid Danny kid meets the hooker. Oh, who am I kidding? I love every robot riff where Bix (aka Big Stupid) tells Danny to shut up.


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Frederick Jacob Luebker - 7 months ago

34:48 "Frodo is in one of those barrels." This line bugs me, because it was Bilbo who traveled by barrel, not Frodo!


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Sean Stewart - 7 months ago

How many of you stopped the episode around 26:42 in response to Joel's riff about the man having 6 fingers? I don't think the guy actually has 6 fingers... Is there a joke I'm missing there?


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jli@hush.com - 7 months ago

Ah, the sixties. When even bums where clean shaven with well groomed hair.


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jli@hush.com - 7 months ago

Southern Pacific, famous for paying to have big empty train cars shipped cross-country.


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jli@hush.com - 7 months ago

Camera three NO! …why don’t they look?


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Kim Spence Dean - 8 months ago

I LOVE this episode. From the very beginning, the riffs are smart and hysterical. This is one that I always recommend to people who want to see Joel at or near his best.


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Colleen Swiggum - 8 months ago

did anyone else expect the robots to start mimicking gollum? "the rings are the precious"


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Colleen Swiggum - 8 months ago

quite a nice little strip show danny puts on while talking about his parents...


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James Krummel - 9 months ago

Train song. Crow doing Jack Elam. Fantastic episode!


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Mike Carmona - 11 months ago

I wonder if the MST3K Poopie! clips are played on Poopie Night...


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Bronn K - 11 months ago

I just realized i've never actually seen this one before. Every time I see the title, I think it's "Girl's Town," and get it confused. Interesting, a new episode!


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SPOILER ALERT in posts below! If you haven't seen this episode yet, wait and read the posts afterward. The ending is given away!


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Marie - about 1 year ago

Lol at Joel, calling Crow "honey" at 43:30!!


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

Sing it Tom Servo that gumball can sing


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Aaron Kuehmichel - about 1 year ago

Is it bad that I want a T-shirt with the words 'Pervert Burger' on it???


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

The train song at 24:00 - Servo holding a ukelele with both arms dangling at his side... among their best!


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Jeremy Burgess - over 1 year ago

Actually this was a good movie. i kinda felt myself getting lost in it. the riffs were great! What killed the movie was the the time warp edits lol. a lost gem in the MST3K world. A must see!


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Crow as Jack Elam - TERRIFYING


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Jackson Hollifield - over 1 year ago

I just stumbled on this site recently and have discovered that, although I've been a Huge MST3K fan since about '91, I've never seen this episode. Lovin' it!!


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o[ ]~~~ "the Acid Queen" Rose B - almost 2 years ago

This is seriously one of the most depressing movies they've riffed on.


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Misti Buckner - almost 2 years ago

This has been my favorite episode for years! Some of the funniest riffs EVER!


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Rowsdower Jr. Sr. - almost 2 years ago

How does this episode have so few laughs?? "Big Stupid", Crow as Jack Elam, 'ruffles have ridges' and an endless supply of drifter jokes.... what more can you ask for?


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

I... I'm actually enjoying this film.


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Brian Fry - almost 2 years ago

this is by far my favorite episode. so many great riffs, the skits were hilarious, and this is the first episode i noticed the cross reference to another riff with the Leather Coat line, which was from The Beatniks


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Dan Rudy - about 2 years ago

Definitely one of their better singing riffs; but the opening credits had a good musical addition as well!


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Jimmy Porto - about 2 years ago

Have not seen this episode until today. Loved their railroad song, and got to see some early Jack Elam!