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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane
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Don't fall in love with us, ma'am --- we'll hurt you every time.
We're hungry, but I thought of it! (Do ya think that could be my new job Big? Deciding when to eat?)
Crow - "He does look like an easy target for thugs. Hell, I'd like to beat him up!"
I'll see if he wants to touch me. So, you wanna...HEY DON'T TOUCH ME!
"I aint the guy you're looking for" You ate the guy i'm looking for? But Why?
Hey, I think we're losing our significance here-- we'd better do some crimes, man, or we'll be written right out of the script!
You know guys, I get the feeling we're not cut out for train songs after all. I really think who were are in space, we're a lot better suited about singing about being IN CARS!!!!
My dress, its blue, I tried to make it yellow with my mind but I got tired...
See, heres what Im gonna do, Im gonna kill you and strap your body on as armor.
[What's the matter? Oh, nothin', I'll be right back.]
I have to wipe him!
Is that a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at.. oh, uh...
'I haven't got any money !'
(slap) "You're lying !"
Damned student loan association !
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I just realized i've never actually seen this one before. Every time I see the title, I think it's "Girl's Town," and get it confused. Interesting, a new episode!
I would like this actual movie more if they didn't write what they did at the end. It's really very homoerotic and I find that interesting.
SPOILER ALERT in posts below! If you haven't seen this episode yet, wait and read the posts afterward. The ending is given away!
Lol at Joel, calling Crow "honey" at 43:30!!
Sing it Tom Servo that gumball can sing
Is it bad that I want a T-shirt with the words 'Pervert Burger' on it???
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The train song at 24:00 - Servo holding a ukelele with both arms dangling at his side... among their best!
Actually this was a good movie. i kinda felt myself getting lost in it. the riffs were great! What killed the movie was the the time warp edits lol. a lost gem in the MST3K world. A must see!
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Crow as Jack Elam - TERRIFYING
I just stumbled on this site recently and have discovered that, although I've been a Huge MST3K fan since about '91, I've never seen this episode. Lovin' it!!
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This is seriously one of the most depressing movies they've riffed on.
This has been my favorite episode for years! Some of the funniest riffs EVER!
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How does this episode have so few laughs?? "Big Stupid", Crow as Jack Elam, 'ruffles have ridges' and an endless supply of drifter jokes.... what more can you ask for?
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I... I'm actually enjoying this film.
this is by far my favorite episode. so many great riffs, the skits were hilarious, and this is the first episode i noticed the cross reference to another riff with the Leather Coat line, which was from The Beatniks
Definitely one of their better singing riffs; but the opening credits had a good musical addition as well!
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Have not seen this episode until today. Loved their railroad song, and got to see some early Jack Elam!