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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills



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Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 1 month ago

Conform! Dress and act like everyone else or you will be SHAMED!!!


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Alex C. - about 1 month ago

I don't know if it's just because the narrator is bashing that girl for her looks, but I find her really attractive, especially for the late 40s when the short was filmed. Then they clean her up, and she looks like my grandmother as a young woman. Yuck.


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I'm fine with Shout Factory enforcing its copyright, I just wish that they would put the episodes they choose to restrict on their website. I really don't mind commercials.


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Realistic Action Batch - 7 months ago

Dang. I put together a YouTube playlist of the Frank era (I have awful tinnitus and use MST3K as my white noise to sleep at night) and this is the only episode I can't get because the only link still available is private. This is one of my favorites, too.

Anyway, if anyone's interested in my playlist (A Radio Station Called Frank) here's the link: bit.ly/1LP0AsL


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Crypto Dentist - 9 months ago

Man, I love this episode. Just like Deadwood!


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Trouser The Arctic Pooch - 11 months ago

If you get the 'not available in your country' message, try this link: http://www.vidoevo.com/yvideo.php?i=Y1RYWXBocWuRpY2szVG8&mst3k-510-lassie-the-painted-hills


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James GreyWolf - about 1 year ago

Some sort of snafu going on. Video is not available in your country? When did that happen?


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Derrick Frazier - about 1 year ago

Congress...I get it.


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"FRANK NOOOOOOOHHHHHi Joel!"


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Abigail Adams - over 1 year ago

Thick As A Brick reference+ +1 internets


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Lee Crook - almost 2 years ago

What's sad is that they made that hygiene video because it was needed. People have to be taught how to not have BO. LOL


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Ray Garraty - almost 2 years ago

There is a riff in this, and used also in Mighty Jack. The riff is, "I was born in the house my father built." I didn't get it what it referred to but after hearing it so many times I googled the phrase and it's the opening sentence of Richard Nixon's memoirs.


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Dr. F pronounces "turbine" like "turban" at about 3:30. Huh.


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Atom Manhattan - almost 2 years ago

You gonna tell the Chineeeese?!?


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

My dogs watched with me up until the final chase/fight between lassie and the frozen bad guy, then they got bored and left. Even dogs know when to call it quits on crummy movies, it would seem.


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

A lot of this movie looks like it was filmed up in the ponderosa of Arizona. Imdb says it was all filmed in Cali though. Eh, close enough.


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

The short is just so.... wow...


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I wonder when the kid rides off on the horse after Johnathan sends him home, if that was a midget stunt man.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

What does Joel whisper at 39:57?


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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Dr. Despicable - over 2 years ago

You know, I've put this off for so long, wondering what the hell ANY Lassie movie would hold for MST3K - Now, I'm flabbergasted that it doesn't have a hire laugh rating!


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Pal IS Lassie AS Shep IN The Painted Hills.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

*sigh* Anyone else miss this little guy?
http://youtu.be/0K5BgCI-U7c


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Hail to the running riff that pops up in different forms throughout an experiment. In this case, Snausages!
"Alright, throw the snausages out, nice and easy."


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Ray Garraty - almost 3 years ago

I never wanted to know that much about skin


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Cindy - almost 3 years ago

When Dr. F was pounding dead Frank's chest at the end, I was caught between laughing and gagging as all kinds of food kept spurting out of Frank's mouth!


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

Doesn't Frank's heart harness machine remind you of Ironman? Of course, that's where the similarities end. ;)


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scott4e@optimum.net - almost 3 years ago

"Oh, Pilot Pete!"


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

1:26:30 He'd rather go over a cliff than face a wounded dog. Most interesting man in the world indeed.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

If you break crow down to his base elements he's made of stuff out of the crafts chest and the Good-Will bin.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

So this lady let's a man she just met take her son up to Kris Kristofferson's cabin in the woods, then they just live up there for months. Any holes in that?


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Kimono Dragon - about 3 years ago

Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

What made the creators of the short think that there were enough oblivious college students blundering around campuses at that time to the point that they needed a movie reminder on how to shower and dress themselves? And I like her hair too!


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Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago

I also love the Poison brand bottle of poison...


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Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago

I like how Lassie gets top billing ;)


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Brad Gravett - over 3 years ago

I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


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Big McLargehuge - over 3 years ago

Man, the narrator of this short is such dickweed!


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Crow T Robot as Jay Leno
The chin is the give - away


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NS - almost 4 years ago

One of Hollywood's worst-kept secrets is that Lassie is usually played by a male dog; but this time, it's a girl dog playing a girl dog with a boy dog's name. But you're just here for the short, aren't you?