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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills



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SirQuacky - 3 months ago

"FRANK NOOOOOOOHHHHHi Joel!"


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Abigail Adams - 5 months ago

Thick As A Brick reference+ +1 internets


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Lee Crook - 8 months ago

What's sad is that they made that hygiene video because it was needed. People have to be taught how to not have BO. LOL


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Ray Garraty - 8 months ago

There is a riff in this, and used also in Mighty Jack. The riff is, "I was born in the house my father built." I didn't get it what it referred to but after hearing it so many times I googled the phrase and it's the opening sentence of Richard Nixon's memoirs.


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Tommy Toms - 8 months ago

Dr. F pronounces "turbine" like "turban" at about 3:30. Huh.


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Atom Manhattan - 8 months ago

You gonna tell the Chineeeese?!?


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Sean Barry - 8 months ago

My dogs watched with me up until the final chase/fight between lassie and the frozen bad guy, then they got bored and left. Even dogs know when to call it quits on crummy movies, it would seem.


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Sean Barry - 8 months ago

A lot of this movie looks like it was filmed up in the ponderosa of Arizona. Imdb says it was all filmed in Cali though. Eh, close enough.


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Sean Barry - 8 months ago

The short is just so.... wow...


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I wonder when the kid rides off on the horse after Johnathan sends him home, if that was a midget stunt man.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

What does Joel whisper at 39:57?


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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Dr. Despicable - about 1 year ago

You know, I've put this off for so long, wondering what the hell ANY Lassie movie would hold for MST3K - Now, I'm flabbergasted that it doesn't have a hire laugh rating!


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

*sigh* Anyone else miss this little guy?
http://youtu.be/0K5BgCI-U7c


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

Hail to the running riff that pops up in different forms throughout an experiment. In this case, Snausages!
"Alright, throw the snausages out, nice and easy."


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

I never wanted to know that much about skin


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Cindy - over 1 year ago

When Dr. F was pounding dead Frank's chest at the end, I was caught between laughing and gagging as all kinds of food kept spurting out of Frank's mouth!


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Doesn't Frank's heart harness machine remind you of Ironman? Of course, that's where the similarities end. ;)


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scott4e@optimum.net - over 1 year ago

"Oh, Pilot Pete!"


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1:26:30 He'd rather go over a cliff than face a wounded dog. Most interesting man in the world indeed.


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If you break crow down to his base elements he's made of stuff out of the crafts chest and the Good-Will bin.


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So this lady let's a man she just met take her son up to Kris Kristofferson's cabin in the woods, then they just live up there for months. Any holes in that?


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)


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What made the creators of the short think that there were enough oblivious college students blundering around campuses at that time to the point that they needed a movie reminder on how to shower and dress themselves? And I like her hair too!


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Kelly Slane - about 2 years ago

I also love the Poison brand bottle of poison...


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Kelly Slane - about 2 years ago

I like how Lassie gets top billing ;)


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Brad Gravett - about 2 years ago

I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


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Big McLargehuge - over 2 years ago

Man, the narrator of this short is such dickweed!


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Robert Ferguson - over 2 years ago

Crow T Robot as Jay Leno
The chin is the give - away


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NS - over 2 years ago

One of Hollywood's worst-kept secrets is that Lassie is usually played by a male dog; but this time, it's a girl dog playing a girl dog with a boy dog's name. But you're just here for the short, aren't you?