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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills
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"But good appearance is more than dressing up like a fashion plate."
"It's looking like Bruno Hauptmann!"
"Uh, excuse me. I couldn't help but notice... how much you look like everyone else..."
"Body Care & Grooming" They should distribute this film in Seattle where the 'grunge' look is so popular!
"Keep watching the medicine cabinets! Keep watching the medicine cabinets!"
(Referencing the end of "The Thing, From Another World")
Now is this the real old west or the Roy Rogers old west, where they had electricity and cars?
I know what you're thinking. Did I fire 6 shots or only 5? Well this film is so poorly made it doesn't matter.
After he retired he founded the original ZZ Top, with James Garfield and Chester Alan Arthur.
"One of these is cleansing cream." One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely.
Thomas Edison invented the pornograph, beginning the age of pornography.
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I never wanted to know that much about skin
When Dr. F was pounding dead Frank's chest at the end, I was caught between laughing and gagging as all kinds of food kept spurting out of Frank's mouth!
Doesn't Frank's heart harness machine remind you of Ironman? Of course, that's where the similarities end. ;)
"Oh, Pilot Pete!"
1:26:30 He'd rather go over a cliff than face a wounded dog. Most interesting man in the world indeed.
If you break crow down to his base elements he's made of stuff out of the crafts chest and the Good-Will bin.
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So this lady let's a man she just met take her son up to Kris Kristofferson's cabin in the woods, then they just live up there for months. Any holes in that?
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Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)
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What made the creators of the short think that there were enough oblivious college students blundering around campuses at that time to the point that they needed a movie reminder on how to shower and dress themselves? And I like her hair too!
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I also love the Poison brand bottle of poison...
I like how Lassie gets top billing ;)
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.
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Man, the narrator of this short is such dickweed!
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Crow T Robot as Jay Leno
The chin is the give - away
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One of Hollywood's worst-kept secrets is that Lassie is usually played by a male dog; but this time, it's a girl dog playing a girl dog with a boy dog's name. But you're just here for the short, aren't you?