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511 - Gunslinger
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"If we hadn't lost Lookout Mountain, there would've been an armistice. The Confederacy would still be alive!"
"And the Vikings would've finally captured the Super Bowl title!"
"Well, there's three bowls a' porridge here. Don't quite know what that means..."
"Y'know, he shoulda' slid him across the bar."
"Oh, they hadn't invented that yet."
Pony Express...when it absolutely has to be there in 3 or 4 months or so..
There not that good at sneaking up...well sneaking up had just been invented.
The Pony Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there in three or four months or so.
"Well, I feel good after damning someone to Hell. I'm gonna' rustle me up some Hormel™ Chili!"
Now whar's he goin'? I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room fulla rockin' chairs!
I'll lie in state in the Corn Palace while "Hooked on a Feeling" is sung by a choir of castrati.
So let me get this straight, you're a man playing a woman playing a man?
And naughty spank and naughty spank and you've been bad in the tushy!
"Only the good die young." Most people are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns.
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I like how no one was even slightly perturbed that she pulled out a gun at the funeral and shot a man in cold blood. They were all like, "Oh, who was that guy? Whatever, he's dead now."
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Did Tom ever get his sammich order straightened out?
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Dr. Forrester's psychic powers sound exactly like Brain Guy's psychic powers!
Sheriff Dim Bulb and Lead-Lidded John Wayne Lite-- possibly the least compelling couple in the history of cinema.
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'Oh boy, that was a turd wasn't it?'
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Did I just hear Crow say (23:00) "I'll just lie in state at the Corn Palace while 'Hooked on a Feeling' is sung by a quartet of castrati"? My life is complete!!!
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!
Excuse me Ma'am, could you tell me where the marshal's office is in this one street town with all the giant signs on everything. And remember, as being the marshal is a job that required "Book Learnin'" you know I can read.
1:23:20 "There's Jeep tracks on that hill." I've seen period Westerns that actually had cars driving past in the background.
40:00 Oop, King Fisher was never in Law Enforcement.
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Also, has anyone noticed that Corman flicks always have a dark-haired submissive milquetoast wormy guy? Sometime he works for a powerful woman, or against them like Viking Women, but he always has a strong relationship with strong women of some kind. Possibly he's a Mary Sue...?
Regardless what can be said about Corman's movies, the title and credit sequences always, always kick ass. This is probably the best of them, but I like them all.
Uh, cue the horses...
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The whole pony express bit had me in tears.
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I love it when Tom warps space and time. Classic!