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512 - Mitchell
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The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards?
It's a cold day for pontooning.
"Aahhh... Rent-A-Cops... Private enterprise, why doncha' go back to the mall?!"
U think u can take ME? Go ahead on!
Don't you think I look as good as anything here?
Well uh ... you got an airbrush on ya?
"I'll have a beer." You like 'em half empty? Some of them have cigarettes in them...
That shower wasn't that bad, to think I'd been afraid of it all these years.
"There's a police investigation goin' on here." - Oh, there is? I thought there was just a big slob walking around my house.
Pass the potatoes, the peas, the butter, the peas, the pie, the butter...
Ya know its not a successful chase scene without the *wackictha wackitcha*
-Oh this is nice, they're using the light rock for the chase scene rather than the grunge sound.
THIS is what I'll remember when I think of the movie "Mitchell." And I WILL think of it.
i like to follow my scotch up with another scotch, it's kinda like desert





The riff that begat my screen name has had me howling since the original episode ran.
By far the funniest MST3k ever. A great way to say goodbye to Joel!
Servo yelling during the exchange between Mitchell and the kid at 57:14 is amazing
Was reading that Joe Don Baker really dislikes the MST gang.
Top favorite episode of mine.Cheers.MITCHELL!!
Any movie with wacka-chicka-wacka is okay by me, too.
Joe Don Baker IS MITTENS! He's a COP!
best riff...
ya'll got a sofa i can stretch out on?
i dunno why...but always cracks me up. really sets the tone for mitchell's fat, lazy, hungover antics. plus i don't think the riff actually says "ya'll" but i add it for a effect and can hear joe don saying it.
I always wondered how Joel left. Nice!
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I think I know most of these riffs by memory.
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Hey isn't that drunk at the beginning John Saxon from Enter the Dragon?
Hot merging action!
How can anyone not like Joel?
Either watch out for falling rocks or watch out for snakes.
mike's all curious "you guys like watchin' joe donn baker movies?" he'll get his fill later on in FINAL JUSTICE.
Joel, we hardly knew ye!
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I have a hard time watching this one since it is Joel's last episode.
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Mitchell > Batman
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Mike: There's an escape pod called the "Deus Ex Machina."
Me: Of COURSE there is.
Frank's face at 1:48:25 in....
"Oh. My. *bleep*ing. God."
Priceless, baby!
Joe Don Baker is like what John Wayne would have been if he didn't have any force of personality.
This is the best episode Evar!!! Chris and Erlynne.. If you read this then thanks for introducing me to this one in Plano all those years ago!
Dr. F's face at "Sure they all laughed..." - CLASSIC!!!
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Gypsy as : The HAL 9000,
Dr. Forrester as : Commander Bowman
TV's Frank as Frank Poole
Very 2001 A Space Odyssey - ish
OT Looking for Arlington (VA) MST fans willing to go to the Manos show at Ballston...
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Gypsy's finest hour.
Hands down [pun intended] my favorite riff. Such a great episode. Way to pass the torch, Joel.
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read on a blog that there's talk of a mitchell remake with jack black as mitchell.
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Pop quiz, hot shot: at 57:30, Tom sings "Did you ever have to make up your mind..." In what other episode do they sing that song?
The old order changeth!
I usually prefer the older b&w movies, but this one with its incoherent plot and the sack of lumpy mashed potatoes that IS Joe Don Baker gives the guys all the material they need for a great ep!
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Blake Caffee: you're right- and it's very rare that a major character switch in any show can survive. Comic geniouses they are
Joel's last episode.