512 - Mitchell
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Uh,guys,wasn't John Saxon in this movie?...oh,yeah!
They're on a collision course to wackiness!
Just tell me when this gets uncomfortable!
Hey, I thought I had authority over him.
Speaking of "loggin' it", I'd better find a bush around here.
The victim was Jack Valenti.
The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards?
It's a cold day for pontooning.
"Say, you got any burgers or somethin' in there?"
"Yeah, well where you come from, beer's an entree'!"
"Ooh, right in the dinghy!"
"He's no Claude Akins, but what a butt!"
"A vase, or two faces?"
"Hey, cut out that 'Rockford' music!"
♪ ♬ "...Eye on the sammitch..." ♬ ♪
"Melmac™? Why would he be collecting Melmac™?"
"They arrested Harlan Ellison!"
"Aahhh... Rent-A-Cops... Private enterprise, why doncha' go back to the mall?!"
"Fresh panties all around!"
"Booze is good food!"
"Tell him we have sour cream"
"He sounds and smells like William Conrad."
U think u can take ME? Go ahead on!
The new Chrysler Fury - the car that thinks its a house.
Don't you think I look as good as anything here?
Well uh ... you got an airbrush on ya?
You got me wrong, I'd like a glass...
OK, your majesty.
I can't imagine why Mitchell 2 never came out.
Well, no one's disturbed his porn pile.
I'll never grow old, I'll never die, and I'll always eat oatmeal.
Uh, let me just tuck your intestines back here.
It's the maritime equivalent of "rock climbing".
I still stand by the idea of the yellow thing!
What a great action hero. He just pawns off his duties to others.
[Tom as little old lady] Bite me, Mitchell!
We're going to control the ghetto you and I, young man.
Schlitz would listen to me right now, that's for sure.
I'll give him a half a block head start and then I'll mow him down!
Oh thank God for the jump cut!
"How do you like your scotch?" Uh... by the quart.
Oh how I long for the Burning Bed right now.
Mitchell's legions of fans show up at any time in the day or night!
Can we play through? We've got a head wound right here.
"I'll have a beer." You like 'em half empty? Some of them have cigarettes in them...
Stop or my heart will explode!
Never corner a Mitchell. See how he reacts?
He looks like Grendel.
"Hey, look; a sex (Essex) film!"
"This makes Driving Miss Daisy look like Bullitt!"
"The declining years of Lee Majors."
That shower wasn't that bad, to think I'd been afraid of it all these years.
"Why does he keep down shifting? It's an AUTOMATIC !!!
"Oh finally, the chase scenes pace car"
Hey! You Mitchell? Can I not have your autograph?
Johnny Mathis? Alright, get my gun!
Big buttery moon up there...
If that's John Saxon, I'm dead.
My My MY GOD!!!
"That Mitchell is one fat-" "Shut your mouth!" "Just talking about Mitchell!"
It's a very special Joe Don Baker Christmas!
These guys couldn't shake a trolley!
There's some chips under the cushion, help yourself...
Speaking of logging it, I gotta find some bushes...
Well, she was gonna smell like beer sooner or later.
Booze and I are buyin' a house together, we're gonna move in.
"There's a police investigation goin' on here." - Oh, there is? I thought there was just a big slob walking around my house.
Well, you're rich and white, I don't see a problem with it!
Mobsters laughing, really smiling, a man selling heroin!
Daryl Gates on his day Off...
Do you work at a petting zoo ?
Perhaps our BRIEF but BITTER affair ?
He looks like ah middle-aged "CHUCKY"
Hey check this out, my foot is huge!!
Word on the street is you're a jerk!
My, my, my, apartment.....
...AND she's an acrobat, Ted!
I just felt the balloon break, ooohohoho!
They're randomly loaded, it's a little game I play.
"Booker? Booker?" Who's got the Booker?
Pass the potatoes, the peas, the butter, the peas, the pie, the butter...
Oh Jeez, those Jehovah's Witnesses are getting rough!
I've seen faster funeral processions!
No wait I want the bone marrow!
I like to follow up my beer drinking with a beer. Its like desert.
BABY OIL??!! GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ya know its not a successful chase scene without the *wackictha wackitcha*
Oh good, they merged successfully...my heart was in my throat.
Mitchell: Even the name says "Is that a beer?"
You know, he may be a bad guy but he's got a ton of gifts up there.
-Oh this is nice, they're using the light rock for the chase scene rather than the grunge sound.
Excuse me I don't feel good at all.
Where's the jon? I'm gonna flush this.
What, you have Mickey Rourke over or somethin'?
It's turning into an episode of Riptide.
This makes Driving Miss Daisy look like Bullet!
Is that the signal?
"Hey!" 'What?' *BANG* 'Oh!'
Now this looks positively BayWatchian!
Mitchell: License to Slouch!
I usually take mine with a ding dong in it.
Mitchell! (heart's poundin') Mitchell! (veins cloggin')
Reynolds wrap. Keeps freshness in, can't keep Mitchell out!
No, not the Limited Edition Star Trek collector plates!
BABY OIL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
Joe Don Baker IS- "Mittens"
Tonight on "Crossfire"!
Sorry, I'm really unappealing.
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen, right there.
Could we get more volume on that jacket, please?
HOT MERGING ACTION!
THIS is what I'll remember when I think of the movie "Mitchell." And I WILL think of it.
BUZZ OFF, KID!
Who's the puffy guy who's the big blurry sex machine? MITCHELL!
Joe Don Baker IS MITTENS
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?
Mitchell, even his name says "I'm outta beer."
Meanwhile on an Adam 12 episode not far away...
Any movie with *waka chi waka* in it is ok by me
i like to follow my scotch up with another scotch, it's kinda like desert
*HONK HONK* HEY MITCHELL!