513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Wait, mother's dead?
"We'll find out on 'Match That Horror!'"
"It's a Johnny Hodges siren!"
"Why he gave my hand rich Corinthian leather I'll never know."
"Welcome to the Diane Arbus Cafe'!"
"An American In Vitro."
"Hey, it's Johnny Tremaine!"
"Thank you, God. Thank you so bloody much!"
"Careful now, Mrs. Webb. Uh, stay-- You're over the center line, Mrs. Webb!"
If Jack Ruby owned a Denny's...
Wow! That was my longest trip to another dimension!
Now he's gonna fall into a pan of lemon juice...
"Well, uh, I'd better be going." - It's been sleazy and all but, uh...
"But what of her soul?!" - It's in the car.
"Stop massaging the heart." - You're enjoying it too much.
"Boy, does she have a chip on her shoulder! Oh.....sorry."
Guys, I remember his fiance being taller ~Mike (after the beheading)
"Hey, he walked all the way to Paris!"
"They're doctors, but they do puppet shows too."
"I'm going to get my Eggo out of the toaster. Anybody want one?"
"I just realized what I did... that was really gross!"
My moTHER GavE ME tHAt gLASS it wAs a familY heirLOOM!
"Nothing you could be is more terrible than what I am..." - Unless you were just a toe.
To recap: Let me die!
"Let me die!" - Are you still on that kick?! Come on, pull yourself up by the collar tabs and get a job!
He's got a canvas skull! A heavy rain would kill him!
Well, you're right. The liver isn't in the skull.
Oh, it's real strong and steady, don't-ya-know.
Thank you, grandma.
We find the music relaxes the corpse.
What's the thing that looks like a mushroom? Oh, my thumb! Heh.
Hey, he's stealing his nipple!
Wow.. it's not color-coded like the book was..
Hey, surgeon-surgeon! He's no surgeon! Hey, batter-batter..!
Eh, have at 'im. We'll make it a closed casket.
"Very well. The corpse is yours." Go in peace.
He's not a gaffer, he's a "G-A-F'er!"
Keep your head on, I'm coming!
"We are here to choose Miss Body Beautiful." So no goofing off.
Contestant #3 slips and her head falls off!
I'LL TAKE HER!! I'LL TAKE HER!!
"With this serum......" I thee wed.
I'll just see the menu.
I AM the menu.
"Let me die...." Oh, you're welcome honey.
WHAT'S THIS? Our fanatical physician, and his fickle fiance, speeding toward their country cottage!
"You don't conduct experiments on people, you should be sure of the results first!" Then they wouldn't be EXPERIMENTS.
"Hi, I'm Kasey Kasem..... This one goes out to a heart sick lover with a severed head."
"Hey, you're not my dad, you're HITLER"
I'm impressed, but how?
Stop sign? What stop sign?! CURVE? WHAT CURVE?!
"A head without a body..." Is like a day without sunshine.
"Alright, close up the chest." Zzzzzzzzip!
"And now Mel Blanc makes his move." 'Yer goin' onna date with me Varment!!'
Meanwhile, at Kurt Cobain's house...
"Once you're married it won't be fun to watch anymore." Ohohoho... that's late night!
But what does turning them into clowns do, John?
The 1958 Floozie!
This man had love in his tummy!!
"Oh he shouldn't have eaten at Jack in the Box."
"Sid and Nancy American style."
21? she's over 41
and don't count your chicks before they hatch... i'm outta here...
So do you think a gaffer is just someone who keeps messing up?
The operation is going to cost an arm and a leg. Zing!!
Guess you'd call that a farewell to arms, huh?
Help me! I'm in another dimension!
"What you see is real." - What you smell is unfortunate.
Back to the Unearthly set.
Hey, gang, there's a snuff film playing over at the Rialto!
Ew, Dylan Thomas' last moments on Earth.
Boss, you've broken the goofy meter again.
His methods are unusual, but his coffee is great.
What's this? Our fanatical physician and his fickle fiancée speeding to their country cottage?
So your saying your not into dismemberment?
Not with RADAR!
Man,this hai-karate really works!
Aww,finally something I can get behind!
"Man, I'm really good at this! I should've started killing long ago! Think of what I could have accomplished!"
You're listening to KPORN-- sleazy, slutty music all morning.
Well, this is my... Headquarters.
Just a normal Tuesday for Cher.
He's only MOSTLY dead.
Obviously someone's sister!
Miss Chestular Region!
This is the most complicated beer bong I've ever seen.
I just realized what I did, it was really GROSS!
They saved Sister Bertrille's brain!
This'll give my pinot noir the tawny nose I've been looking for!
Ohhh, you taste like Vince Edwards!
C'mon, gimme the keys to the morgue, Dad!
Luke... join me, or you'll star in "Corvette Summer"!
And with that cryptic comment, I'm going to bed.
Doesn't she need lungs?
No, she's got neck juice.
Well, it's nice and all but I want something...sleazy.
Stay tuned for the obscene call of the day on..KPORN.
Lots of ways...many ways. Did I mention there are ways? Ways!
You're different, son...
He's pregnant too???
"There's more to surgery than just being a carpenter to patch up walls, or a plumber to drain pipes" -or a muffin baker to bake muffins
Hey! You're not my dad, you're Hitler!
Are you a goer? Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
Hi doctor, how ya doin there? Uh, what, no problem.. no head.
It's Danny Bonaduce in the fight of his life!
He's either gonna win the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy!
Aauuggghhh, the road is attacking me!
Hey, you're lucky my chick's here!
this dance represents that there are no baked potatoes after five
thats the most complicated beer bong I've ever seen
its not cheese!
Look lady, I got a girlfriend with her head in a lasagna pan, I've seen it all.
"I've got to hurry"
Ironically, he collapses into an armchair.
Are you coming on to me?
I'm too cool for emergencies.
This is nice and all but I'm looking for something sleazy.
See look at this brain, it won't die.