515 - The Wild World of Batwoman
|Short - Cheating|
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Please god CUT AWAY TO ANYTHING
♪ ♫ Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪ ♫
Hi! We're back from Camp Snoopy!
He's reading Mr. Drysdale Monthly.
[Crow] We now join our confusing sequence, already in progress
Robert Guillome is Miss Benson.
for depressing phone sex, dial 1-900-alfalfa
I will bring you down Johnny...
I wish I was hanging from that rope...
David Bowie did the stage version.
The Taming of the Bat-Shrew!
You know, that Fink's got a great watch voice...
Vampirism-- it does a body good!
- I see your point.
What's Dwight Eisenhower doing here?
After six months of lessons from Schmidt Music, I'm playing for my friends!
Meanwhile, in a completely different movie...
"I envision a cheating wing"
"I... am..." Iron... man...
"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"
We met at the kidnapping...
Robert's Rules of ... WOW!
"Oh! Just when I thought the movie couldn't get any worse, Ringo's in it!"
"Kind of an odd Thanksgiving but the sentiment's there."
"One nation, under Hef."
"There's a peeping Zorro outside."
"Hey what am I doing in a fake car on a sound stage?"
"Mother Teresa called, she hates you."
"Hey it's Doctor Fassbender and TV's Fred!"
"Our time limit for destroying that device has run out." What device? Who are you?!
D'oh! The one day they stop wearing bikinis is the day I stop by!
I'm tubby guy and that's nerdy guy with the briefcase.
You've got your mole people in my Batwoman! You got your Batwoman in my mole people!
My breasts lead me here!
"Somebody's going to get killed!" Definitely acceptable losses.
The first year of bondage is the hardest.
Ya know, to me, that leash screams 'unhealthy relationship'.
Yes, Bat Girls come running for the good taste of hot soup!
good job on the report crow!
are we supposed to see anything in this short.
There's a subplot about a horseshoe.
That may not REALLY be Chinese.
"Well, that's five. He's got a volleyball team!"
"Oh, no... they're gonna' drug Gerry Mulligan!"
Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.
Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.
"Kind of an odd Thanksgiving, but the sentiment's there."
"Mr. Fink, turn your radio down, please."
"We're going to tabulate the number of cookies each of you sold."
"Wow! It's Casual Day at Control Data."
"Goodbye, Porkpie Hat."
"No thank you. I don't wanna' play The Crying Game."
"You worked her like a punch press, Johnny!"
"Now was this Ingmar Bergman's first American film?"
"This contract arrived for you, from a 'Mr. L. Zebub.' "
"...And his parents officially cut ties."
"We've just witnessed a murder" - And we did absolutely nothing about it.
As long as I'm down here, I'm gonna take his underpants.
Rule of thumb - it's not a good idea to look down the barrel of a gun... or to drop it.
Mike, I demand that you kill me.
Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Mom, do you ever have a problem feeling fresh? Mom? Mom!
Hey, it's that one Kid in the Hall!
Huh, Hamburger Hill...
♫Keep your eyes on the road and hands upon the wheel!!♫
What is this, some kind of a weird-ass hootenanny or something?
See, a lot of villains aren't bold enough to wear clam diggers.
"SIT DOWN!" Well, I don't normally do that at meetings...
"It's like we're smart, but we're not."
"Now this is how the NRA wants the world to look... ... ...and frankly..."
Well, you're outta paper- had to use Heathcliff...he didn't mind.
You just dont care about my lunch do you? You know its there, and you deliberately sit on it.
Folks, take our word for it. Something happened here.
And by the way, have you seen my ribcage?
"Meeting of the Student Council." - They're hangin' you in effigy.
"And now you may think the iocaine powder is in this one!"
"Little Johnny...30 years later"
Sorry, this is a smoke-free cult.
Mother Theresa called she hates you
Gypsy - "HE COPIED MY FRIGGIN' PAPER!"
Thursday afternoon. I pulled up at this one place. I didn’t know what time it was. I kinda got out of my car. I looked at the place. I walked toward some sort of structure in which people possibly dwelled. I noticed the agriculture. The sound editor added a tasty sax lick. I passed a tree or shrub of some variety. Then, I arrived at the door. I went through the door, it was quite cool. I had heard Batwoman had quite a lingerie collection. I decided to investigate.
You never help me around the house! I hate you!
My mother had a pair of those.
Looks like they're coming down from the soup.
"Where?" Up my what?
"I've got it!" The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!
I've got the music in me!
Stop looking at my butt, Debbie.
I'm from next door. Can I borrow a beaker?
A young Franz Kafka awaits his fate.
"Riddle me this, Batman! *maniacal laughter*"
"You've made some powerful enemies, son."
(as buzzers and sirens go off) "Put your pencil down, and step away from your desk!"
"The first time Johnny feels real power."
You awta have that looked at. I'll look at it.
One Nation under Heff.
YES! ... can we talk about Mitchell?
There's a peeping Zorro outside.
I hate that smell. His finger?
We've discovered Batwoman's secret power - she can open unlocked doors.
Security guards of foreign wars.
Look at this guy. Rigor mortis is setting in.
There's a man on the wing of the plane! No there isn't.
Now THIS is a hot lunch program!
"HEY! HITLER! WE WANNA ORDER OVER HERE!"
"IT WAS A DARK AND STO- oh."
Toccata and WOW in D minor. Grrrrrrr.....
Where exactly in Europe am I from?
There's a Mexican wrestler lurking outside!
"Gooood morning, College Republicans..."
Angels, you're going undercover with Adam West.
"Never mind the monsters." Here's the Sex Pistols.
"I'm dedicated to finding your device." Excuse me?!
LSD-25 for you, and you had the LSD-25...
Hey, Hitler! We wanna order over here!
Just a minute!
"Hey, turn down the high-beams!"
"We're in the middle of a k.d. lang fantasy!"
I've got a pencil sharpener and a bowl of sugar and I will use them!
Was there a shadow of doubt in Miss Gramby face? "Or was it lust?"
"Split it open now!"
Jeeze this kid could freak out Jamie Gum
She's wearing a gownless evening strap.
Bad touch El Santo!
It's got chunks
They're like drift babies!
I'll divide myself into quarter acre lots! I'll build houses so close to myself that you won't be able to catch me! Mwahahahaha!
"I've just come up from the cave and Rat-Fink wants you to finish your work down there. Now Batwoman and her girls were all over the beach and he said for us to put "Operation: Plan Grab X12" right away..."
[Crow] Oh, STOP pretending there's a plot! Don't cheapen yourself further.
The sad thing is they're trying to tap dance! Haha..Kill me.
So Mike...this is Hell.
There aren't enough bell towers in the world for Johnny...
(Dr. Neon and Heathcliff kiss) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
One nation, under Heff.
We are in the middle of a K.D. Lang fantasy!
Eating hamburgers while the world cried.
♪ Yes the devil made this movie for you ♪
I'll give you certain specifics at a certain time.
I have no idea what your talking about but I'm profoundly devastated!
You know, that may not really be Chinese.
it's fun when it's fun!
Mother Teresa called, she hates you.
It's like a Warhol movie, except it's kinda weird.
It's like we're smart but we're not.
What do you folks at home think?
I really have to go. I mean it; my teeth are floating.
For depressing phone sex, dial 1-900-ALFALFA.
Holy Cow, that's forty pounds of butt in thirty-pound butt capacity pants...
Give us Barabbas! Barabbas!!
Oh hi Miss Gramb-AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET IT AWAY!!!
A-coochie-coochie-coochie... Aaaah Aaah!!!!
Slow down, you'll dislocate something!
Stop laughing like that!
They just put a bunch of movies in a blender and pressed the mix button!