516 - Alien from L.A.
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
You need to go horsies before you go to bed?
Now...who is my love interest? Is it the Australian guy?
I've got to kill somebody!
"Tell us where the main vein is!"
Tell us! Please? Come on!
Tell the prop people to cut that out!
This is Kathy Ireland for Coleman lanterns! Teehee!
Great! Wanda will never find me here!
Oh, I forgot, you don't know what outer space is. -"Until you've taken Nyquil with Sudafed, wow!"
Go tell Frankenberry!
Tonight! Sam Giancana sings Pagliacci!
He shouldn't fight in his head-gear!
Do you represent the lollipop guild?
That guy should not wear horizontal stripes, I'm sorry.
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
Is everyone down here a false Australian?
Acting's easy when you can read your lines!
They're bringing stool samples to the doctor!
"Oh Kathy who squeaks with the voice of an angel I don't think you're so big a bone, I'd like to come over and roll in you clover and kiss your blarney stone!"
"So it's not really a bottomless pit, it's a topless hole."
"Aww! Suddenly it's the end of Highlander..."
"Heck-raiser! Part 2."
"Hey, this door sounds brown.."
Alien from L.A. isn't that kind of redundant?
"THIS IS MY ROBOT! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
Bottom of the world, Ma!
What exactly is wrong with my voice?
"Where are we?" "Atlantis, where else?" *gasp* Can we go to CNN Center? Can I meet Ted Turner? The Braves playing?
Well, it was round about that time ol' Kathy Ireland went a'burrowin' for safety deep in the bowels of the Earth...
Wow, she's got a lot of pride and dignity.
I guess sometimes it's just nice to sit and people watch.
"She got hit by a car and died, Wanda. She didn't have a choice.
OR DID SHE?
You could walk.
I HATE walking!
What is this? High holiday? Where the heck is everybody?
We now return to the big yogurt machine!
He's threatening her with a puzzle piece.
See, this is irresponsible, they're encouraging people to go out and drug Kathy Ireland.
"I would've given anything to see him again."
"How do I look like I'm doing?"
Well, you look pale.
It's so implausible! AAAAAAAAA!
Hey look, Daddy had a daughter!
Did they give her hash on the way over?!?!
That sign just really seduces you into buying a burger...doesn't it?!?
Hope I look alright for my meeting with the Sun God!
He's passing a stone!
Mother Teresa, please hold....Kathy's on line 1....
'Sorry'!' / "but your Mom ran right in front of me!"
Hey guys! It's Baywatch!!!!
This Guy's fun!
You know, watching this movie was like watching a really bad movie.
You taste like goat cheese pizza.
Ah. I see. And you can prove that...?
So, did the movie jut take a break?
- Tina Turner demands a table...
- I want that one. That one, over there... Do you see...?
Oh, *I* know - it's Abel Ganz's NAPOLEON!
If you need me, ask for 'Patches'...
♫ A double mur-derrrrr is waitin' for you! ♫♫ *whistle*
"Hellooooo, and what do you think of the film, hmmmmm?"
And someone get me an eyelash curler!
She must be going to visit William Burroughs.
A scene from The Children's Hour.
"Don't laugh." No, that's a stage direction!
"This time I'm gonna do it! This time I'm... ....wait, what was I thinking about?" *vrooooom*
"My Dad fell into a bottomless pit."
"Did THAT come out of ME?"
"Whoa, this place is really creepy."
"Yeah, they got real good mozzarella sticks here so shut up."
This whole room smells like my eyes!
I'm going to be in a Golun-Globus film. They're paying me 35 dollars!
Wow! She's not wearing glasses!
Whoa! That'll make your shamrock shake!
"-What, Charmin'? -Nevermind." Just squeeze me.
"Scream all you want." But eat all you scream.
Whoa, lotta loose lumber there in Atlantis.
"I gotta wait until tomorrow to foil my cloim." Fly my clam??
Mr. Rogers in Cabaret!
Am I in Vertigo noooowwwwwwwww....?
Dear Miss Saknumnmnjnmnnsnmnumnn.....
Anyone know what just happened?
No, but it was very tense.
You know, in Australia, my voice is as annoying as yours!
Hey, it's the band Rush!
It's the cover of 'Tommy.'
This is where all those New Wave bands went when the wave was over.
♫Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head!♫
We are DEVO!
Look, your dad's not responsible for everything that happens in the world!
[You don't know what outer space is!] Until you've taken NyQuil with Sudafed!
Und I'm a werewolf.
Boy you really like blue-cheese don't you?
♫Once had a love and it was a gas...♫
Sorry I wasn't Australian there for a second.
"All this rejection is really getting to me." Get out of my car.
Uh-oh, I just realized I have massive internal bleeding!
"Did they give her hash on the way over?"
"Maybe you could take care of that scratching problem before we set up the shot!"
I wonder what I look like in a swimsuit!
No, please don't let her sing!
See, this should have a brain in it.
"According to my calculations..." we'll never work again.
He's using someone's feet to steer!
"It'll be easier with you gone." It usually is.
Ya know, in Astroilia ma voice is as annoyin as yuhs.
It's your helium addiction.
possessed? Bankruptcy? Harassed by creditors?
I thought we were beyond Thunderdome.
Sorry, I can't hear out of this eye.
Did I just hear a syringe?
Productions of Godspell are punishable by death.
I'M GRUFF AND ROUGH, AND NO' READY TA BE LOVED!
"Let's look up his pant leg!"
"Hey, that's weird!"
"Armed with a Lady Thuringer!"
"No, Kathy! That's the bidet!"
"Really, it's so Dickens-esque it's almost Dickensian."
"I'm gruff and rough and not ready to be loved!"
"Home Alone 3: The Destruction of Jared-Zyn!"
"I like acting, especially the scenes where I don't hafta' tawk."
"Ladies, do your thighs look like this? Get rid of that ugly cellulite with a pickaxe!"
[gasp] "Kathy, you shouldn't have gone on that diet!"
Saigon...shucks, I can't believe I'm still in Saigon...
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
"were on the way to the 18th scene"
Ladies and gentlemen, WE provide the scene, YOU provide the motivation!
I've lost my accent! Anyone seen it? Accent...About this big?
Oh poo, I'm in the pit of Hell.
Teat! Teat-teat-teat-TEAT! TEAT!!!!
She really needs a slip so the Atlantians don't see her naughty things.
The whole room smells like my eyes!
She's filtering krill through those teeth...
Hey..... Count Choc - U - La clear the shot will ya ?
Kathy Ireland get's treated like a barge full of medical waste.
She's having a meeting with WILE E COYOTE down there.
I've been thinking to much, ---- my puzzler hurts...
There's yer special sauce.... $3.25 an hour.... SHOVE THIS JOB...!!
See......... this SHOULD have a brain in it.
"Once I had a love and it was a gas..."
Ladies & Gentlemen ... we provide the scenes, YOU provide the motivation!
Bottom of the world, Ma!
Oh poo! I'm in the pit of Hell! Now I'm going to have to think some more...
I've been thinking too much...my puzzler hurts.
"Why did you go out with me in the first place if I'm such a geek?" -Cause I'm turned on by squeeze toys.
"I'm back!" And more australian than ever!
Oh poo, I'm in the pit of Hell!
That's a guy!
Don't look at my underpants!
Men can't resist women who fly coach to Africa.
I specifically said no bacon on mah worm sandwich.
Does she railoise how incre'ibly Austrahlian Oi am?
Wow, Kiefer Sutherland is HOT!
She's filtering krill through those teeth...
'I'm joking in the form of understatement...; I can do that, I'm an ACHTOR!'
'I've never finished anything in my life. Not even my Australian accent classes.'
'So it's not really a bottomless pit: it's a topless hole...'
Well then, bounce it is... Boing boing boing boing...'
Come on, say it, say it... 'Daddy?'
Wanda, got a nice big thermos of coffee here for ya!
'Your Lordship?' ...Yo.
'Um... Are we in an action sequence?' ...No.
'Okay... Wait.. I don't even know your name!' It's Ted Nugent. The Noodge.
My knee and your groin have an appointment.
This door sounds brown.
She's emoting! She's gonna blow!
I'd slap this movie if I could.