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516 - Alien from L.A.
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"DAD???"
Look, your dad's not responsible for everything that happens in the world!
[You don't know what outer space is!] Until you've taken NyQuil with Sudafed!
"Maybe you could take care of that scratching problem before we set up the shot!"
"Ladies, do your thighs look like this? Get rid of that ugly cellulite with a pickaxe!"
She really needs a slip so the Atlantians don't see her naughty things.
Oh poo! I'm in the pit of Hell! Now I'm going to have to think some more...
"Why did you go out with me in the first place if I'm such a geek?" -Cause I'm turned on by squeeze toys.
'I'm joking in the form of understatement...; I can do that, I'm an ACHTOR!'
'I've never finished anything in my life. Not even my Australian accent classes.'
'Okay... Wait.. I don't even know your name!' It's Ted Nugent. The Noodge.





Alien from L.A A.K.A Scientology
Kathy with those Tootsie glasses yuck
That scene at the end with her ex-boyfriend really bugs me. At the beginning she's everything that's unhealthy in a woman-she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere. It's not just that she's afraid of flying. So she gets clingy when he tries to break up with her, telling him, "I'll change, tell me what to fix and I'll fix it," which is clingy and unhealthy. She needed to focus on herself a bit more and accept the person she was, and he was smart to recognize that he was not compatible with the person she was, and wouldn't try to make her change.
Then, of course, she does change. She grows more self-confident, she found an ability to travel and a sense of adventure, which might make her a good fit for this guy. But somehow he comes off as immature there, and she's somehow too good for him. It's like she's getting revenge for him for not deciding to control her life and tell her who to be. Weird.
"I would give anything to see my dad again. Except pancakes."
This movie has everything except Toblerone.
It was a left-cross but I didn't really expect her to know that.
1:06:20 This scene might have been more emotional if they had met more than four minutes ago.
Kathy Ireland has been in like four movies and has done the hot-nerd bit in at least two of them.
Clara Peller died a full month before I was born, and she looked like a human-pug. I hope to never see her in her underwear.
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I’m a little disappointed with myself that I’ve seen more of Kathy’s movies than her SI swimsuit editions.
"It's a culture that worships John Candy." My first thought was Tor.
"She looks like cousin It." Sounds like 'em too.
I was giggling when the bots were saying "teats!", I lost it at "crushed ice".
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At 1:11:00(ish) we see toned down Klaus Nomi arguing with toned down David Bowie.
Kathy Ireland’s “Alien from L.A.” makes Cindy Crawford’s “Fair Game” look like Paulina Porizkova’s “Her Alibi!”
Love the lightsaber sound effect.
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Given the fact she is so young, I would imagine she would be a minus prescription for her glasses (generally short sighted). It was really bad form to have her squint at a menu and comically defer an opinion. Because she isn't forty five, her crystalline lens would be flexible and that menu should have been as clear as anything. Strange how to managed to spot her friend when she was arrested in a truck moving over bumpy ground in low lighting :P Not funny I know, but just saying...
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Dang, Mike knows a *lot* about supermodels of the 80s & early 90s.
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They keep referring to Kathy as "the big-boned girl." I could understand that if the other women there were smaller than her, but they all seem of similar size.
Too bad Pauly Shore not in this movie to stink up the film much more
A bottom less pit? How does that work? So if you fall down one I guess you die of thirst?
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I'm probably alone in this sentiment but I think Kathy Irelands voice is cute.
So your friendly neighborhood mail man can't find you at home? Your mailbox is unacceptable, luckily hes spent enough time stalking you to know where you work. Oh your not outside? Thats unacceptable lets just barge in the kitchen to give you your mail. Talk about rain, sleet, or snow, geez. I'm lucky if they even deliver my mail to MY box.
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Oh man! I remember this from when I was a kid, just another one of those crappy 80's comedies about aliens. Anyone else remember these? Howard the Duck, Earth Girls Are Easy, My Stepmother Is An Alien, Etc...
This video is back. My emotion? DULL SUPRISE!
This video is still gone, so are at least 10% of the episodes here, and us MSTies emotions? DULL SUPRISE!
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One of my personal faves. I even kinda dig the movie: I've seen it un-MSTied a few times.
But most importantly, this is the episode where I officially decided that Mike was going to be a fitting successor to Joel--I was on the fence at first.
I really REALLY love these credits. lol So great!
What are they doing during the credits? O_o
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Despite the fact the main character has a REALLY annoying voice, I actually kinda liked this movie. Even though I didn't understand half of it. But that might have been because I wasn't actually watching and just listening to the riffs.
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So David Bowie teams with a 1-eyed Sheena Easton to stop Kathy Ireland from finding the Ark of the Covenant, and hooking up with Rowdy Roddy Piper. Do I pretty much have it?
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Crow losing his eye balls, GUT BUSTER, yer KILLIN ME SMALLS. Abdominal PAIN.... Outta BREATH..... VISION BLURRY ..... MANIACAL LAUGHTER..... I'm being told to SHUD - DUP!!!!!
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It bugs the nerd in me that Tom says Mike grew up in Somerset, WI when they had previously stated that he grew up in Little Chute! Or maybe this was the first mention, I forget which episode it was...
'Blade Runner' via California Dreams
Oh my goodness! The music in the first scene is so powerful!
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So for the shy nerd girl you cast a three time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model?
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i can't get screen options or play controls on youTube for some reason? maybe a google chrome extension? i turned off a bunch...
Ick, Bruce McCulloch as Kathy Ireland as Wanda Saknussemm...
how did it get from Africa to L.A. on one hour? the van said so thats how
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This one was a doooosy. Kathy Irelands voice is unbearable.
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The Youtube link is of much better quality.