518 - The Atomic Brain
|Short - What About Juvenile Delinquency?:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Oh ma, I can see up your dress!!!
A shave and a haircut! What do we do?
I said "playce" 'cause I'm English!
Could you tell me where my accent's from?
We have an official bevy.
Heh - you have a cat, don't you...
"Mein fuhrer! I can walk!"
Next card please, thank you. Phew...
So, Mike, where's the "Atomic Brain"?
*GASP* They flattened him! --Oh.
"AAAIIIEEE!!!" That's Spanish for, "AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
You know, guys, I wanna go to Egypt... See the... sights...
"I was having a little nightcap." And it got out of hand!
I would give anything for that figure!
The continential breakfast is at eight and if you hear screaming don't listen. Goodnight.
What about juvenile delinquency? That's a viable career option!
Did I hear someone packing?
I was right. It really is lonely down here.
We're trying to say we're sorry!
"how did you know?"
Crow- "he's always been my dad!"
They're sneaking Marilyn into the White House.
Should we being looking at this?
I'll stay here and supervise the zombie.
"If only Richard Widmark were here!"
"Y'know, Xerxes went on to a long and distinguished career!"
"Eat at Joe's... Eat at Joe's... Eat at Joe's..."
"Was it my... rippling gluteals that did it to you?"
"Charlie, help me oh, God--!"
"Ah-ah-aaahh! Dr. Frank, quit leaving your skateboard on the stairs!"
"It's the plumber! I've come to fix your sink!"
"♫ Dun-duh-da-daahhh... ♫ Imperial™ Margarine!"
"Oh, the electromagnet has been destroyed, rendering the carbon grains and transmitter useless! Poopie."
"Galway. Rampal. They're-- Flute Police!"
♭ ♬ "He was a young American..." ♬ ♭
Well, this is a terrible press release!
I'm sorry! We don't buy this!
Oh Dr. Frank! There's a Dr. Fist here to see you!
Like Sands through the Hourglass!
She hasn't got a brain. She'd make a good news anchor.
“I’m a practical woman Dr. Frank.” Now lop my head off.
“She ate it!” I wanted it!
There’s a xylophone built in that bed.
Now is there any way we could live and still evade the police?
“Such questions might seem fanciful…” Or downright stupid.
You boys haven’t been moving the stuff very well.
“What kind of car did you say is was?” Uh… a Ford-illac!
"Bye Grandma! Hope you enjoy the sex change!"
- Aaand she floats gently to her death.
- So much for the "Landing On Their Feet" theory...
Anita? She accidentally dropped her brain on the floor.
Clara Peller in Rear Window.
"You find that ironical?" No riff required.
-Hey, Gandalf's down there! What with the smoke rings and all. -Oh brother, this guy...
"Quién es?" Bikinis??
It's Maggie the Cat auditions!
The Strange Loves of Martha Washington.
"He has grafted a living animal's brain into this newly dead body." What a knuckleknob.
The Cat Suite from Carousel:
There's a girl on the roof and she thinks she's a cat!
She thinks she's a cat but she's not! No she's not!
There's a girl on the roof and she thinks she's a cat!
But she ain't no cat, no she ain't no cat!
Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
She is not a cat, you know. She is just from Mexico!
She is not a cat and...that is that.
Torn between two peer groups!
They're off to a murder in sunny California!
Next weekend, Dad's golfing buddies come over and beat up Jamie.
You start out not using the doors, then the next thing you know, you're beating up Gordon Jump.
Oh, there's nothing like the feel of a real hip!
Get the hose! Jeez, I shoulda had him fixed.
Great, she's a Siamese too.
Here, let me adjust your aura.
Well, it seems our options are limited. Are you familiar with Rita Mae Brown?
Tonight, on a very special Grandma Ironside...
Mrs. Batguano, if that is your real name...
Crow: "Servo, you're gonna DIE in space."
Gypsy: "Crow! He might not..."
At least my dress matches the wallpaper.
Dear Mrs. Marsh,
By the time I read this, you'll be dead.
Knit one, purl DIE!
This is no good, we're on top of the monument! (Yay, North by Northwest)
Woah, it's Joey Ramone!!
I haven't made love to a woman with teeth in so long...
Mein fuhrer, I can walk!
"She's too busy licking her butt."
"Jame Gumb only dreamed of what this guy achieved."
She had gizzards in her head!
Dick van Dyke had a better english accent!
The 400 Blows!
"Ah, the micro brewery thing is really catching on."
"Did you want something?" Um, her?
"Bea, don't talk like that." - Been meaning to tell you that the whole movie!
"Bea, come with me!" - What will we 'become'?
We're alone. LOVE ME!
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask.
Now, see, THIS is why I don't like cats. They'll blow up a nuclear pile on ya.
You're all from Nebraska! Cut it out!
Anita, if i call the fire department again they'll start laughing.
Dialogue Replacement Playhouse.
Did Prokofiev do the music for this? Yes, Ernie Prokofiev.
♪She’s old, she squeaks, ♫she walk… the stairs… and creeks, because, ♪ she’s old!♫
Now, don't look at her chestacological region.
[Where were the live, fresh bodies he'd been promised?]
Why, straight from your grocers freezer!
[A monstrosity. An animal's brain grafted into a human body.]
In retrospect, an obvious mistake!
Shame on you Joseph Mascelli! Bad director! Bad!
That's what happens when you drink in a hot tub, folks.
Hey, you can put a chin puppet on him Mike!
There's a xylophone built into that bed.
Look, look here. There was a zit and I squeezed it.
Come here, I feel frisky.
"Weekend at Bernie's: the Armageddon"
That's Spanish for "Aaaaaah!"
This mouse has the brain of Newt Gingrich. NOW EAT!
Do not adjust your dryer. WE control your air fluff!
There's a naked woman in this movie and she's nude with no clothes on!
WHOA! Was she hit by a meteorite?
Well you don't have to sleep with the Crypt-keeper every night like me!
"I can't see!"
- Well you have a diaper on your face dear...
Jeez, they're fusing species left and right and they can't give her an eyeball?
So did they put stuffing around the cat brain so it wouldn't rattle around in her skull?
I sorta think, therefore I sorta am.
Ladies and gentleman, Miss Netherworld! Wooo!
Hey! No shoes, no brain, no service!
What's the rush? There's gonna be 3 hours of zoning stuff first.
You've just been fondled by Mildred Natwick.
Trumpy! You can do magic!!
I say let's put them through the spanking machine!
It's the eye of the tig- oh boy...
You boys haven't been movin' the stuff very well.
This is my turf now.
Expecting a flood, son?
You two get the not-as-hot-as-her suite.
I'm looking for the manos set.
when you get close to an accent, let us know.
"making love to an 80 year old woman in the body of a 20 year old girl is insanity" oh they do it every day in LA !
hes changing into the... INCREDIBLE HULK!
I'm doctor Clayton Forester and I've got my head stuck waaay up my...- MOVIE SIGN!!!!
Hey! There's a naked lady in this movie and she's nude with no clothes on!
um, excuse me? theres a dog-brain in my toilet.
And she floats gently to her death.
She's old. She creaks. She pops.
It's a delightfully whimsical murder.
"He's resting now." Or he's dead. It's hard to tell with him.
Where the heck is that clarinet coming from?