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519 - Outlaw of Gor



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Jeff Bradford - 23 days ago

Is it glutial maximal tushical crackical bunyula morning til night?!


Barney Fife, we miss you
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The Khan of Shakka - 29 days ago

Man, that dude gives sidekicks a bad name. He was probably never a sidekick in real life because he could never get past the assault portion of his interactions with the cool guys. The sad part of this movie is when you know his execution is not going to take place.


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fabio is officially my favorite invention exchange ever


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Corvus - 2 months ago

When Watney asks the girl in the bar what her sign is, around 10:00, does anybody have a clue as to what her response is? I have no idea...


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Chris Markovic - 3 months ago

Whenever I see a semi-accomplished actor (say, Jack Palance) working in such a terrible movie, I always wonder what could he have possibly been thinking while filming this steaming pile of crap.


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Sarahbean - 3 months ago

How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


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Eileen Fay - 3 months ago

Wow! Frank and Trace were really spectacular in the dance at the end! Kudos to Ms. Kirsten Lind, the choreographer. I thought they did great!


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Vince Estes - 3 months ago

Was never much of a Mike fan until the Breastica Boobular song. The new gang's timing never clicked for me, but I can't tell you how many times I rewound after Gypsy's "Hey guys - How's the movie?"


Many Gor stories, thankfully only 1 movie.
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Karl Hart - 3 months ago

To my utter surprise, as I was looking through some audio books, I found that there were (I think) a large number of novels around the shenanigans of our intrepid hero on the party planet of Gor. And I mean a lot.. probably more than 15 or so. Thank the Frank that they (as far as I know) only made 1 festering poop pile of a movie and not a lot. I was tempted to have a look at these stories, to see if they were indeed any good. But I didn't, I remembered this movie and ... well... kinda chickened out.


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Jeremy DeMond - 4 months ago

Gotta say, MST3k is one of the last places I'd expect to find a Firesign Theatre reference.


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The humanity - 4 months ago

Frank and Forrester's dance number at the end is the best part of this whole episode


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Adam Buccilli - 4 months ago

Anyone know the "Tall!" (dun-un-unun-nuh-nuh) reference? Kinda curious


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Bender Rodriguez - 4 months ago

That synth music over the Dr. F and Frank tango at the end - pure 90s baby!


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C. Joseph Osborn - 4 months ago

I think my favorite thing about this movie is the series of increasingly ridiculous hats Jack Palance is forced to wear. I like living in a universe where that actually happened.


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Teri Gee - 6 months ago

You'd be nude except for the sailor suit.


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Adam Tercero - 6 months ago

Before there was The Evolution of Dance on Youtube, there was Frank and Forrester!


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Allison Peepington - 6 months ago

So, a few years back a friend of mine invited a group of us over for movie night, during which he sprung "In the Name of the King" on us. I sat there nursing a beer thinking I was in for a cheesy movie experience when Ray Liotta's first turn on screen as Gallian comes up. After about a minute, Tom Servo's line in the Jack Palance host segment pops into my head "After 4 days of shooting, finally got script today. Guess what, I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas. I'm supposed to be some kind of freakin' Wizard !" complete with the voice. I spent the next 5 minutes giggling uncontrollably, and repeatedly would have fits of giggles whenever Gallain/Liotta was onscreen.


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

strut, pout, put-it-out, what you want from women...!


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Sean Barry - 7 months ago

At about 1:02:30 some background music starts up that sounds a lot like something out of Super Mario 64... :)


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Sean Barry - 7 months ago

I love how in these movies, whenever the main characters camp out in a dangerous situation, they never set a watch.


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Sean Barry - 7 months ago

This movie reminds me of a computer game I used to play in the late 90's called NOX. A loser gets magically transported from his trailer park to another planet (by a rock on top of his TV set, no less) and becomes a legendary, sword-wielding savior of the land etc etc. Insert cliche here.


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Sean Barry - 7 months ago

Why do filmmakers love obnoxious characters? Why?


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chris kaprys - 7 months ago

i think i have to turn this off! somehow i've never seen this episode before. i'm at my second airbnb stay over, in budapest tonight, and i'm worried i'll get poorly reviewed if i keep this family up with my laughing. i'm trying to just smile and hold it in, but this is pure gold and it has me in stitches... oh man..


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Alyssa Transitoria - 7 months ago

Do NOT do the 'Cabot' drinking game with hard liquor! Stick with beer.


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C Sandy - 7 months ago

Latissimal Dorsical, hung like a horse-ical, calipyligical ball!


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Glenn S - 7 months ago

Do think you think pants would've put this film over budget?


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MrCroobie - 8 months ago

This is quite possibly one of the best TV shows ever, with one of the best theme songs.


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Alright, so just before the guys head in for the first movie break (23 minutes or so in), look at the girl in the background. She does some serious breast-repositioning. The sad thing is, this movie is so sleazy I'm not entirely sure catching that was unintentional.


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A Silhouette - 8 months ago

Cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot -Inhale- Cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot etc.


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Crypto Dentist - 8 months ago

Just... just... GAH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE? Who on earth saw the first five minutes of this and said, "Yes, this is acceptable film making"?


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Scott Morrow - 8 months ago

Sleazy sidekick guy, Watney or whatever his name is, is the least likable character I've ever come across in MST3k, I almost didn't get through this one the first time solely because of his inane chatter.


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Scott Morrow - 8 months ago

The evil lady kind of has Michele Bachmann crazy-eyes doesn't she?


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Theiguanaman2 - 9 months ago

Toobular Boobular Joy, HEY!


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Karl Hart - 9 months ago

The mads dancing at the end? MAD! HILARIOUS! Brilliant!


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Aileen Smithee - 10 months ago

Fun Fact: The Hunter's Name is "Ost," which is also the Danish word for Cheese. No fooling.


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Kyle Runes - 10 months ago

I love the scene where Cabot is talking with his teacher and says, "We have no more enemies." Yeah, sure. That army of bandits that waylaid you less than a minute after arriving didn't seem hostile at all ; ). I also love the scene where Cabot infiltrates the slaver camp. Well done, Cabot. You followed the slave caravan for hours and then sneaked around in women's clothing for hours more without ever formulating a plan. After sitting through half of the slave auction, you grabbed the hottest slave girl and ran like hell, leaving the other fifty-or-so slaves in no different a situation than before, except for the fact that, now, their tents were of fire. What a hero!


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Cabot's platinum haired friend is pretty good-looking, imo


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John JK Harty - about 1 year ago

Errmmm... So jut how desperate for work was Jack Palance when he signed up for this turkey then? Anyone want to hazard a guess?


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hippiekarl7 - about 1 year ago

After all that-----the 'Tango del Muerte' felled TV's Frank.


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Kelly Slane - about 1 year ago

The pose for "Waiting for Godot" is the bomb! Granted, they're all amazing...


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James Krummel - about 1 year ago

Worth watching for Tom Servo's impersonation of Palance alone. Love it!


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J.D. Martell - about 1 year ago

I love Gypsy saying, "We can't have nice things, can we."


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

Cabot's "Mini-Me" sounded like, and was the height of Kermit The Frog.


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Stephen - over 1 year ago

Best musical number in any MST3k host segment.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

Is it really a good idea to poison your husband's wine, and then tongue kiss him after he drinks it?


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

This movie kills innocence with buffalo shots and a spear from a guy in a goofy hat.


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David Raasch - over 1 year ago

17:17 When the King, in his funky crown, says "Oh, I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere!" I happened to be swallowing some coffee at that moment, but I'm afraid upon hearing that line, I shot coffee out my nose!


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Frostyshark - over 1 year ago

I nearly spit out the chips I was eating when they did the donkey noise around the dance at the 23:15 mark.


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! That's right, we are all Fabio!


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Andrew Jones - over 1 year ago

Weird thing is In the BDSM scene I often see men and ladies quoting the GOR books and rather than some hyper-sexualized sub/dom thing all I can imagine is this dumb movie.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

This episodes has two of my top-5 host segments. And the invention exchange is one of the funniest ones in the Mike era too.


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Rhys Patterson - over 1 year ago

This is another Italian made film where the dubbing of the main character just throws me off. They filmed in English most of the cast was English speaking but because the man guy both had a heavy accent and a not very macho tone of voice they dubbed his voice even though in some version of either this one or the first one you can still find the original audio track. It's like the Hercules movie with Arnold. He was dubbed and it was clearly not Arnold talking. I am sure they could of found another lead that looked AND sounded the part. It's not like he was star power these were his first movies! I think someone was sleeping with somebody. It may not have has anything to do with the cast but there was just too much flesh around not to have something going on. It's like a Cinemax cave painting!


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Like most action sequels this did not quite live up to the original…however, often times the third movie recovers some of the magic (Indiana Jones, Die Hard, etc.) so we still have something to look forward too…CABOT!


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Lisa Bont Tjapkes - over 1 year ago

We've broken through the space-time continuum, and passed the savings... onto you!


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Mark Monahan - almost 2 years ago

Hard to believe that this is a sequel, Even harder to believe that the first one is worse!


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Just for the record, this female organism doesn't worship at the alter of Fabio. (Like Gypsy in that sketch, I find the whole thing laughable...kind of like when he got hit in the face with that bird.)


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Elijah Coleman - almost 2 years ago

What's the song they sing at about 48:37? "Abba zeega zabba zeega oh-oh"


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Thomas Wack - almost 2 years ago

The best actor in the whole film was heavy shovel guy.


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Kiri T. Unicorn - almost 2 years ago

I would pay money to see Mike in "Oh! Calcutta!"...in a sailor suit.


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This seems like a pretty blatant rip-off of the "Of Mars" franchise.


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How many Flintstones references are in this episode?


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

So, a quiet, nerdy college professor discovers a parallel dimension filled with scantily clad slave girls where he is machismo incarnate: A paragon of strength and heroism that every woman wants and every man wants to be....

Jesus! Twilight was a less blatant example of an author's sad and juvenile personal fantasies :P


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Y'know, I love this episode-- but I can never seem to remember the name of the main character....if only someone else in the movie would say it out loud...


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

As a side note: I love how they gradually developed Gypsy from rather dull, cow-like creature, ...to basically the SOL's "brain" embodied...to wise, responsible, surrogate mother-figure.


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

I found the movie that comes before this one, "Gor", on Netflix. It's worth watching, as it's even worse than this one.

On another note, as ridiculous as this movie is (one of my favorite episodes, incidentally), am I the only one who thinks that the theme music is actually pretty cool?


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

Seriously, what IS it with that HAT?!


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David Sircin - about 2 years ago

After watching this episode I realized that Christian Bale's Batman is really just a bad Jack Palance impression.


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 2 years ago

The last scene: priceless!!!!


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Glenn Wobick - about 2 years ago

If I have to hear the name or word Cabot at any time I will kill that person. STOP WITH THE CABOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jason Edwards - about 2 years ago

So I count about 65 'Cabots' before the dink even gets into the castle at the 0:20:00 mark. Anyone manage to count all the way through?


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Andys - about 2 years ago

The USA network movie rant may be slightly dated, but if you change USA to Lifetime, it still holds up.


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Childe Harold - over 2 years ago

Dune reference!


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Jeanne Marie Sebastian - over 2 years ago

Soooo.. Gor is a sleazy Narnia..


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My big question is: what the hell happens to the Camaro? Is it just trans-substantiated into some kind of weird stasis in a third alternate dimension? You never see it after Cabot and his fat geek buddy "warp out" and end up on Gor. The story doesn't even deal with it; it just disappears. Lucky for the audience, I guess; otherwise they'd have been abused with a boring-assed twenty-minute comic-relief scene where the band of desert marauders tries to make sense out of this weird chariot lying in the desert all busted up.


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

From what I understand, the Gor books (of which there are about 500) are pretty much just fantasy action porn. Which begs the question, why didn't they just make the movie a porno? It probably would've turned out better than this clunker.


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NS - over 2 years ago

I like how Mike's relationship with the 'bots really comes through in the host segments. If Joel was a father-figure, Mike was the cool uncle who would buy you irresponsibly huge ice cream sundaes and let you ride on the back of his dirtbike.


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LostHighway - over 2 years ago

♪♫ It's breastica-boobular chestica-mammical pendular globular fun ♪♫


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Yep, serious blackout drunkenness in just minutes! Play it today!


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Dan Rudy - over 2 years ago

Warning: game may induce alcohol poisoning by the forty-second minute.


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Frankie DeMario - over 2 years ago

Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT