Is it really a good idea to poison your husband's wine, and then tongue kiss him after he drinks it?

This movie kills innocence with buffalo shots and a spear from a guy in a goofy hat.

17:17 When the King, in his funky crown, says "Oh, I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere!" I happened to be swallowing some coffee at that moment, but I'm afraid upon hearing that line, I shot coffee out my nose!

I nearly spit out the chips I was eating when they did the donkey noise around the dance at the 23:15 mark.

Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! That's right, we are all Fabio!

Weird thing is In the BDSM scene I often see men and ladies quoting the GOR books and rather than some hyper-sexualized sub/dom thing all I can imagine is this dumb movie.

This episodes has two of my top-5 host segments. And the invention exchange is one of the funniest ones in the Mike era too.

This is another Italian made film where the dubbing of the main character just throws me off. They filmed in English most of the cast was English speaking but because the man guy both had a heavy accent and a not very macho tone of voice they dubbed his voice even though in some version of either this one or the first one you can still find the original audio track. It's like the Hercules movie with Arnold. He was dubbed and it was clearly not Arnold talking. I am sure they could of found another lead that looked AND sounded the part. It's not like he was star power these were his first movies! I think someone was sleeping with somebody. It may not have has anything to do with the cast but there was just too much flesh around not to have something going on. It's like a Cinemax cave painting!

Like most action sequels this did not quite live up to the original…however, often times the third movie recovers some of the magic (Indiana Jones, Die Hard, etc.) so we still have something to look forward too…CABOT!

We've broken through the space-time continuum, and passed the savings... onto you!

Hard to believe that this is a sequel, Even harder to believe that the first one is worse!

Just for the record, this female organism doesn't worship at the alter of Fabio. (Like Gypsy in that sketch, I find the whole thing laughable...kind of like when he got hit in the face with that bird.)

What's the song they sing at about 48:37? "Abba zeega zabba zeega oh-oh"

The best actor in the whole film was heavy shovel guy.

I would pay money to see Mike in "Oh! Calcutta!"...in a sailor suit.

This seems like a pretty blatant rip-off of the "Of Mars" franchise.

How many Flintstones references are in this episode?

So, a quiet, nerdy college professor discovers a parallel dimension filled with scantily clad slave girls where he is machismo incarnate: A paragon of strength and heroism that every woman wants and every man wants to be....

Jesus! Twilight was a less blatant example of an author's sad and juvenile personal fantasies :P

Y'know, I love this episode-- but I can never seem to remember the name of the main character....if only someone else in the movie would say it out loud...

As a side note: I love how they gradually developed Gypsy from rather dull, cow-like creature, ...to basically the SOL's "brain" embodied...to wise, responsible, surrogate mother-figure.

I found the movie that comes before this one, "Gor", on Netflix. It's worth watching, as it's even worse than this one.

On another note, as ridiculous as this movie is (one of my favorite episodes, incidentally), am I the only one who thinks that the theme music is actually pretty cool?

Seriously, what IS it with that HAT?!

After watching this episode I realized that Christian Bale's Batman is really just a bad Jack Palance impression.

The last scene: priceless!!!!

If I have to hear the name or word Cabot at any time I will kill that person. STOP WITH THE CABOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I count about 65 'Cabots' before the dink even gets into the castle at the 0:20:00 mark. Anyone manage to count all the way through?

The USA network movie rant may be slightly dated, but if you change USA to Lifetime, it still holds up.

Dune reference!

Soooo.. Gor is a sleazy Narnia..

My big question is: what the hell happens to the Camaro? Is it just trans-substantiated into some kind of weird stasis in a third alternate dimension? You never see it after Cabot and his fat geek buddy "warp out" and end up on Gor. The story doesn't even deal with it; it just disappears. Lucky for the audience, I guess; otherwise they'd have been abused with a boring-assed twenty-minute comic-relief scene where the band of desert marauders tries to make sense out of this weird chariot lying in the desert all busted up.

From what I understand, the Gor books (of which there are about 500) are pretty much just fantasy action porn. Which begs the question, why didn't they just make the movie a porno? It probably would've turned out better than this clunker.

I like how Mike's relationship with the 'bots really comes through in the host segments. If Joel was a father-figure, Mike was the cool uncle who would buy you irresponsibly huge ice cream sundaes and let you ride on the back of his dirtbike.

♪♫ It's breastica-boobular chestica-mammical pendular globular fun ♪♫

Yep, serious blackout drunkenness in just minutes! Play it today!

Warning: game may induce alcohol poisoning by the forty-second minute.

Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT