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520 - Radar Secret Service
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I had to pick up my brother from the hospital, drop off the guns at Karen's house, and then back to stir the sauce!
I had to sell the guns to get enough money to buy the coke, so I brought them back to Karen's house, but her mother had to get...
The Goodfellas sketch!
Never let this happen to you. Don't make the same mistake these people did: Don't die.
Round Things! Today we are promoting Round Things! Half off all Round Things!
Colander Warehouse! All we do is colanders and we do them RIGHT!
man I'm chafing like a bear! these Italian bun-huggers give me no room at all!
You know, I've got a feeling that one of these characters is about to see his own intestines.
Duplicate shots with RADAR! Yes thanks to radar we only had to shoot THREE SCENES!
You may have something there, Servo! Buddy Ebsen would never allow Roy Thinnes to pick nits off him...
{Rrring!} So, how far'd ya get? That leopard thing come off?
"Yes, I'll get on it right away"... gotta go see if my refrigerators running.
Man, I'm chafing like a bear! These Italian bun-huggers give me NO room at all!
Oh! Those Gol-den Gra-hams!
Oh! Those Gol-den Gra-hams!
Oh! Those Gol-den Gra-hams!
"And yet, many people who have lived through a railroad-crossing accident will say..."
- AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
"It's hard to believe that just a few days before," I was being spanked by Rod McKuen.
In the future, you will drive to work or play in huge, hollowed-out loaves of Bread!
"And I thought that RadioShack stood for quality!" "It stands for 'failing mall'."
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"Merdil?" the maid's voice makes my ears bleed.
I love that Crow has a literal pencil mustache in the safety sketch.
One of the coolest things about this one is that the cop in the short, William Boyett, was also the sergeant in almost every episode of Adam-12.
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I've seen both episodes a zillion times but it just hit me that Mickey Moran in this movie is the same actor (Tom Neal) that plays Clifford Scott in The Brute Man. Clifford is the guy that screws Rondo Hatton's character Hal over while they're in college, which leads to Hal burning his own face with acid. I only realized it because I was dozing and I suddenly realized his voice sounded really familiar. So I checked IMDB and there ya go! Turns out Tom Neal had an interesting but rocky real life as well.
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I like it when Crow smashed his face into the button.
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This experiment makes me hungry for Golden Grahams.
At 0:48:26 you can see Mike just put his hand up in disbelief of what he just heard.
oh those golden grahams
hypno helio static stasis
'I suppose I should have gone in for a few minutes, but I just couldn't do it' - 'because of the tear in the sprocket holes'
I never payed attention to the commercial break at 37:10. Is that supposed to be Frank's head hitting the chalkboard?
Crow: "PLEASE STOP."
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Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.
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i've seen a lot of mst3k... a lot. i just finished watching the opening with the traffic safety short and the after skit, and i have to say that was probably the most insane set i've ever seen. that was just... nuts! .. but very enjoyable :)
They may have had hypno heleo static stasis, defeated uh-gain...by ecstatoeuphorofun, with patented heinder-90
radioactivated U 238...a highly potential ingredient for atomic energy...actually, they make it into plutonium, I believe.
This is probably the first episode where I was actually able to pick out the post-credits clip as I was watching.
This movie is every bit as ignorant of physics as "Rocketship XM", and that's saying something!
Maybe they should riff "Red Asphalt", it could use some lightening up.
So yeah, I try to wedge "I'm gonna go throw myself in the thresher" into as many conversations as I can.
I love all the "Round things! Get your round things!" gags
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That whole movie has a 3 Stooges feel about it.
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I also like it when Crow T knocks himself cold.
Radar... radar... RADAR!
HEY YOU'RE RIPPING UP MY UNDER ROOS!!
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This Website is awesome! I Love MST3k! i started watching it in 1995...