521 - Santa Claus
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*folks are soaked with water* Montgomery, Alabama. 1955
Hey, I got a dine and dash on table seven
Well they're not too poor to afford an insurance calendar I see.
"If his beard was white when you were a small child, he'd be dead and buried by now." Aw, you always know the right thing to say.
A dame?? Spread out, kid!
How many Christmases you done, kid?