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521 - Santa Claus
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Hey, hey - they're the same kids from the other countries!! They'll be playing the Egyptians next...
Fritz Reiner leads the Chicago Symphony in the Sparkling Dance of Pitch. It's fantastic.
"Yeah, that's great, but Santa's pep-talks don't pay the rent. How about a little pay hike, big man?"
Uh-oh, Santa got drunk and delivered all the presents to the moon again!
This is definitely a major embarrassment for Santa and a significant setback for his campaign.
"Look out, Santa! They'll see you!" Heh heh. Well that's the last thing they'll ever see.
Why did they leave me so heavily medicated? Were my parents just here? If I could just get some movement in my legs.
Well Santa, I guess all us three year olds will fend for ourselves. Don't worry about us.
"But the most important thing is that you bring me a little brother..." Or people wi-will die.
"I wonder if our child is dreaming." Well actually we enter several dream stages during a typical night, REM, then there's the uh...oh...
Okay, we're gonna whack Santa. He's tryin' to muscle in on the Easter Bunny's turf.
Crow: Hey, wait; this is a fascist Santa Claus.
Tom: Well at least he made the sleigh rides run on time.
Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begins to hinder everyday operations!
"I don't think [Santa] likes me. He has never brought me any dollies." -He's just jealous.
"Too old??? The devil is very many centuries older than I am." -But the devil works out...
Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!
By investing in his toy-making corporation, they now own him lock, stock and barrel.
"I, Lucifer, King of Hades, command you to stop and disappear!" I'm trying to sleep here!
"Mr. Pitch has decided to steal Santa's sleigh!" "Good thing Santa uses the Club!"
-I'm going to Disneyworld!
-All references to Disneyworld are property of the Disney corporation.
Santa's tendrils reach far and wide. There's no hiding from the C.L.A.U.S. organisation!
-They found a demon puppet! They found Chuky!
-Relax, it's just Keith Magnuson.
"The countries of Central America." Are a threath to Santa's vital interests.
I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, AND I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY CANES!
You know after an eternity of doing this dance, you'd think they'd be better at it...
It's the devils theme, his goofy little song, even though he's the embodiment evil, he's still got a goofy song. In his tights he brings death, despair, destruction and disease, now let's all join him, and laugh along *Devil!*
30 years, 25 Bucks? and I shaved MY HEAD FOR YOU?! My hair, my beautiful head of TV's Frank hair!
"Dear Santa, please bring me a little brother." O HO HO can do! HO HO can do!
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I would camp out for tickets to see Santa Klaws in concert!
Only 10 more years and Frank's $25 savings bond matures!
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?
At 12:40, Santa is watching the kids from France sing. The look on his face is seriously disturbing. Like, parole violation, not allowed within 250 feet of an elementary school disturbing. TEACHER, bad touch!!!
What's Pedro doing at 45:30? Looks like he's signaling the boom mic guy for a mission extraction.
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"Of course I love you, sonny. Just as much as your parents. Because no one loves a child as much as his parents."
Well done, Mr. Claus.
Is it just me, or does the voice-over of Lucifer in the "Hell" scene sound incredibly similar, if not the same as, the voice of the Santa Claus actor?
0:02:46 I always laugh my ass off when I see their operator...who is "Wilbur", the guardian angel of that insane couple of painfully irritating, song-addicted newlyweds...who have somehow evaded a "real honeymoon" for several years after being married. It's in "Once Upon A Honeymoon". The guardian angel Wilbur must ensure that at long last, this married man and woman will have some proper (or improper ;-) marital intercourse in order for him to earn his wings in Heaven. Makes sense to me, but I'm getting off topic.
DMT approved!!
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wait...the stork box said Paris...is there some special meaning of the word "paris" in Spanish, or is the film saying the stork lives in Paris?
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Don't you wish all YOUR friends could ignore Satan?
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Wait...they missed out on riffs about dislexia, like how satan might be pissed off at santa because of all the letters he gets every year...
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Forgive the overwhelming nerdiness of this comment: But has anyone else ever wondered if Santa's sack is actually a Bag Of Holding?
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I can't help thinking that 99% of the problems Santa runs into in this film would never have occured if he'd just stayed on EARTH!
Y'know? Where EVERY other culture with a Santa Claus puts him?
You just HAD to be clever, didn't cha Mexico? OH A little workshop at the North Pole wasn't GOOD enough for MEXICAN Santa! No, they had to give him a freakin' gold and crystal palace in mother lovin' OUTER SPACE!! And no immortal, magical elves for THIS Santa's toy factory: Only a full staff of kidnapped, singing, multi-cultural children will do!
And to HELL with Mrs. Claus! What use was she, anyway? No, only Merlin the Wizard: Mentor of King Arthut and nearly omnipotent bender of reality is an appropriate companion for Mexico's new and improved Santa :P
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AH! Rifftrax just released a riffed sequel-prequel-All I know is it has Santa, and Merlin, AND the Ice cream Bunny in it thing to this!
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Does anyone else feel like they're going through an extended live version of "It's A Small World" during the beginning sequence?
I love it when Santa paraphrases Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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You’d think with Santa’s advanced technology he could manage to construct some mechinoid reindeer with a little less susceptibility to solar radiation.
...a machete, a germ warfare kit, a box of hand grenades, a sniper rifle, a surface to air missile site,…
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I must say I’m a little uncomfortable with the concept of a Santa who steals mail and makes heavy use of unsanctioned surveillance equipment.
Servo screwed up a riff in the opening credits. He mis-emphasized Save it.
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49:30 - 49:37 Is... Is that Torgo in the back there?
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That Santa is one weird mama jamma.
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I can safely say that I have never seen anything quite as terrifying as that laughing clockwork reindeer.
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"Santa flew 23 missions over North Korea."
For some reason, I have no trouble picturing a younger Santa Claus as a brash fighter jock in an F-86.
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A dreidel? I didn't know Tom's Jewish... That must've been some bris.
Fun fact: English version director "Ken Smith" is actually producer K. Gordon Murray under an alias....Murray also provides the voice of the narrator.
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The very fact that Gypsy could knit a sweater without any limbs makes it the most awesome gift in the world. ;)
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First of likely numerous Christmas season viewings...now that Halloween's been over for a full 3 1/2 hours ;)
Khaddafi AND Mubarak gags in the same ep? Prescient.
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When I have a family of my own, this movie will be part of our tradition for the holidays.
This one has always been a personal favorite episode of mine!
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Tim Burton wishes he could be this creepy.
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I love Mike's call "home."
"Well.... I suppose."
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I love that sweater Gypsy knits for "Joike".