522 - Teenage Crime Wave
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"I don't mean to rush ya', Ma'am. Uh... is this death gonna' take long? Thanksgiving and all..."
"Somewhere a deer is smiling."
"Oh, boy. Hot flash."
"The Golden Hitler Award!"
"I used to have cartilage!"
"C'mon in. I was just not talkin' to my wife."
"'Because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.'"
"Facts of Life Goes To Alcatraz!"
"Mr. and Mrs. Bridge read 'er the riot act!"
"Wow! 'Sex' and 'Buffum' in the same sentence!"
I think you lost your allegory, it's off the track.
Thank God we have radar!
Holy cow; did ya have Rod Serling over for dinner?
I will not be ignored Ben. Hold please.
Hey I escaped!
Who am I!?
“Anything special you want me to bring home Dad?” SWAT team.
You’re a slutty gun-moll.
And that’s for yelling “Help”.
What are you saying? Are you a sorceress, like all the other women?
Thelma and Louise and Steve.
"I was never very young, always grown-up." ♫But I'm younger than that now♫ (Nice Dylan reference!)
I'm dying in your son's pants.
Let me watch her die. I want to make faces as she writhes in pain!
My finger fits right in your wound here.
Yeah, that heart attack was down right stupid!
Terri: Yeah, manhunt.
Crow: I enjoy my sleazy-ness.
Okie dokie Mr. Vocabulary what does "pistol whip" mean?
Run!! I mean, hi.
Terri: I haven't cracked a Bible in a long time.
Tom Servo: Wow! Lots of love, Moses.
Doughy guy: I know just the place for a girl like you.
Mike: The back seat.
Looking for Mr. Blandbar.
Does not justify the means.
I, too, took a class in observatory maintenance!
There's that sound again! LEAVE OUR HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?
There's a whole other room in there!
She's dead on her feet!
Thank you, Officer Platitude!
"Is she making a double Nintendo?"
"A Golden Hitler Award!"
Don't mean to rush you ma'am - is this death going to take long? Thanksgiving and all...
Put your shoes on Grandma, we're almost at YOUR house.
"Get on that phone." - Request 'The Girl from Ipanema'.
Ohh, the turkey will be so dry...it will feel like eating a boot!
Hostage. Pasta? Hostage. Sausage??
Why don't they look. Tell me, why don't they look.
I gotta say this isn't anything like the time we had the Symbionese Liberation Army over here.
his suit is made of pressed oatmeal.
Oh, go ahead, let it out! Have a teenage cry wave!
Oooo, the Crotches of Madison County!
Slim Whitman, chauffer! Du-du-da-da-da-du-da!
Come on, I told you. Dinner, a movie and a mugging!
Come for the pictures of fish, stay for the house wine!
'I went to DeVry'
I think she's got more lines, ma'am, should I work the mouth?
Yes, now YOU can dance to the Bible!
Is that what you call a blasted heath?
"It's like something brought us together" -maybe my lack of personal boundaries!
Nice hinder son -- Thanks, Dad. -- I mean the the girl!
It's the floppy arm of the law!
"I'm afraid you're going down Kitten, HARD."
"I'll be there front row at your hanging."
Hi, I'm desperate, and I wouldn't hesitate to kill you!
[Don't you call me dirt!] I'm more like top soil!
At this point it's more of a teenage crime ripple.
Hey, maybe there's someone up here you can shoot in the face, Ted!
*BANG* "That was a gun!" - That was a cow!
Is she makin' a double Nintendo?
Watch this! When they're this full you just poke 'em. MUURRROOO!
Uh, Deuteronomy's a hoot...
Excuse me, are you the only woman in this bar?
What about the rights of that doughy old man?
♫Workin' on a sex farm...♫
Stop staring at me, you phone!
Answer the phone or the curtain gets it!
Don't worry, they'll never get through that trellis.
Don't forget to bring along that cute purse, Bernie.
He either loves her or he's hungry.
Then it's off to sunny Hawaii!!!
There, now I'm a pirate. Arrrgh.
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"How about you, baby? You go for his muscles??" Uhm... I'm more of a butt girl.
"Muh... ehrm... hhehm..." MITCHELL!!
"Get moving, big eyes!" Okay, fat ass!
I entered your mind child...I am the Dream Warrior...
"Daddy, help me please!" - I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.
I know- Let's play the QUIET game!
All cops take a course in observatory maintenance...
Best part is we jes leave him lyin' there, no paperwork! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Society didn't give me enough bullets!
"Did you have to shoot him right in the face, Ted?" "He came at me with his face. I panicked."
"It's that thing again! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!"
I listen to Snoop Doggy Dog!
Hey, this is a no-caper zone!
Can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?
I'm not a violent man, but if you take my last stamp, I'll kill you.
Huh, they said they were gonna make this book into a movie but this is just...
Will ya look at that, the other half of the Black Dahlia.
"Made me see things the way they are." Chocolaty.
Plot Convenience News.
Here's the floppy arm of the law.
I'm mom now!
He's got an odd scream...
Lost my spot, now I gotta start over. In the beginning, God created...