522 - Teenage Crime Wave
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"Twelve Angry Teens!"
Now's the time, son. Make your move!
You can kill 'em now! I sang like a bird!
Back to the Bible, gramps! Tell me more about the crocodiles! And that tying the ass to the tree thing...
"...And Moses tied his ass under the tree and walked ten miles..."
"Only thing I read are the comics. I need laughs." I heard Deuteronomy's a hoot!
"All dressed up and no place to go." Is that Shakespeare, Mike?
I think she's got more lines, ma'am, should I work the mouth?
Yes, now YOU can dance to the Bible!
Excuse me, are you the only woman in this bar?
Can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?
I'm not a violent man, but if you take my last stamp, I'll kill you.