522 - Teenage Crime Wave
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Oh, go ahead, let it out! Have a teenage cry wave!
Oooo, the Crotches of Madison County!
Slim Whitman, chauffer! Du-du-da-da-da-du-da!
Come on, I told you. Dinner, a movie and a mugging!
Come for the pictures of fish, stay for the house wine!
'I went to DeVry'
I think she's got more lines, ma'am, should I work the mouth?
Yes, now YOU can dance to the Bible!
Is that what you call a blasted heath?
"It's like something brought us together" -maybe my lack of personal boundaries!
Nice hinder son -- Thanks, Dad. -- I mean the the girl!
It's the floppy arm of the law!
"I'm afraid you're going down Kitten, HARD."
"I'll be there front row at your hanging."
Hi, I'm desperate, and I wouldn't hesitate to kill you!
[Don't you call me dirt!] I'm more like top soil!
At this point it's more of a teenage crime ripple.
Hey, maybe there's someone up here you can shoot in the face, Ted!
*BANG* "That was a gun!" - That was a cow!
Is she makin' a double Nintendo?
Watch this! When they're this full you just poke 'em. MUURRROOO!
Uh, Deuteronomy's a hoot...
Excuse me, are you the only woman in this bar?
What about the rights of that doughy old man?
♫Workin' on a sex farm...♫
Stop staring at me, you phone!
Answer the phone or the curtain gets it!
Don't worry, they'll never get through that trellis.
Don't forget to bring along that cute purse, Bernie.
He either loves her or he's hungry.
Then it's off to sunny Hawaii!!!
There, now I'm a pirate. Arrrgh.
Tonight, on Cryptic Hoodlum...
"How about you, baby? You go for his muscles??" Uhm... I'm more of a butt girl.
"Muh... ehrm... hhehm..." MITCHELL!!
"Get moving, big eyes!" Okay, fat ass!
I entered your mind child...I am the Dream Warrior...
"Daddy, help me please!" - I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.
I know- Let's play the QUIET game!
All cops take a course in observatory maintenance...
Best part is we jes leave him lyin' there, no paperwork! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Society didn't give me enough bullets!
"Did you have to shoot him right in the face, Ted?" "He came at me with his face. I panicked."
"It's that thing again! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!"
I listen to Snoop Doggy Dog!
Hey, this is a no-caper zone!
Can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?
I'm not a violent man, but if you take my last stamp, I'll kill you.
Huh, they said they were gonna make this book into a movie but this is just...
Will ya look at that, the other half of the Black Dahlia.
"Made me see things the way they are." Chocolaty.
Plot Convenience News.
Here's the floppy arm of the law.
I'm mom now!
He's got an odd scream...
Lost my spot, now I gotta start over. In the beginning, God created...