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522 - Teenage Crime Wave
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Rachel Adams
- 2 months ago
"It's like something brought us together" -maybe my lack of personal boundaries!
trumpy
- 6 months ago
"How about you, baby? You go for his muscles??" Uhm... I'm more of a butt girl.
Big McLargehuge
- 10 months ago
"Daddy, help me please!" - I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.
Andys
- 11 months ago
"Did you have to shoot him right in the face, Ted?" "He came at me with his face. I panicked."
Gypsy Rose B
- 12 months ago
Can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?
Victoria Mayer
- 12 months ago
Huh, they said they were gonna make this book into a movie but this is just...
GallariaIchiban
- over 1 year ago
Lost my spot, now I gotta start over. In the beginning, God created...
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what the -? Dr. Forrester zaps Frank with crazy foam and suddenly I'm in a subtitled neorealist Truffaut film? (perhaps the Mads hacked their own broadcast and this is our experiment ...)
Mike's face when he says "Mystos!" That is all.
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Is there a reason I can't find a full version of the episode that isn't missing the opening skits and the ending credits?
So, the greasy punk who had it coming gets to live but the hot little bad girl with daddy issues who may just need the guidance of a firm older man who could take her in as his ward, nothing wrong with that, the neighbors may talk a bit and there would be grief with the family….the hell with them we’ll just move, a nice beach condo in a tourist area where everyone minds their own business and don’t ask a lot of questions of the locals…um…er…oh…what I mean was… so the punk Mike lives, but sweet misunderstood Terry dies, shame on you Fred F. Sears!
The Tribute to Doughy Guys might be Mike Nelson's all-time best! I was taking a drink when Crow said, "Doughy guys, we take our belts off to you!" It was an episode of "Spit-take Theater"
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This could easily be an Ed Wood flick if it weren't so well acted.
Dr. F swinging in at the end - LOLOLOLOL
I just love the dark-haired girl's parents. What a couple of selfish douchebags. I'm surprised she didn't take up a life of crime earlier.
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Why is the police picture one of her in a bathing suit?!
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I'm surprised this one doesn't have more laughs. It slays me every time.
I was hoping this home invasion movie would turn into "In Cold Blood" or "Straw Dogs"........It didn't.
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Started laughing at Miles O'beef And was in tears by the time I got to the Ham of Fate secret sauce.
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The ending bit (the one with Dr. F and Frank, not the French-language movie) is one of those gags that goes on for too long... and then keeps going until it's funny again. I agree with LHO there-- it's a classic!
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Eh, why does it switch to a foreign movie at the very end???